#🥵 dat a**

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Thank you dear Universe once again 🔥🔥🥵🥵

[cherrypineapplesilkchiffon]

kylie

[animetingzz]

A short poem about lady Dimitrescu by yours truly. I am no poet and quite frankly I think I’m funny which means this isn’t going to be 😅.

She’s a giantess, she walks with much grace, much class, she’s also got a nice ass . 🫢🤗

In reference to the ground shaking when a secret door is opened and me not knowing if she’s approaching or it’s just the stupid door making the ground shake. Ok I’ll see myself out 😂 sorry y’all had to see this.

[sunb1eeder]

HAPPY BDAY USA!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 AMERICA HAS BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL THIS YEAR ❌😩 BUT IT’S TIME 🕙 TO POP 💥THEM FIRE CRACKERS 🎊 & THAT PATRIOTIC PUSSY 🐱 DON'T BE INDEPENDENT TODAY, FIND YOURSELF A FOUNDING DADDY🥵🔥OR AN UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🎩🪖TO SHOOT HIS FIREWORKS INTO YOU 😩🎆 PLEDGE ALLIANCE TODAY TO SHAKE DAT ASS 🍑💦 BUT LET’S HOPE THE CARPET MATCHES THE POWDERED WIG 💈🪮‼️‼️‼️GOD BLESS THE LAND OF THE FREE 🖕🤙HOME OF THE HOES💅💅 ‼️‼️‼️SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 4️⃣ OTHER FREEDOM LOVIN' SLUTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 IF YOU GET 1️⃣BACK YOU’LL BE RED, WHITE, & SMOOTH 😎 ALL DAY♥️🤍💙 IF YOU GET 2️⃣BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE A BRITISH LOYALIST AND RETHINK THEIR “INDEPENDENCE” THING ☕️🇬🇧 IF YOU GET 3️⃣BACK USA FLAG CODE ™️ COMES INTO EFFECT AND ALL VIOLATING CLOTHES COME OFF 😶🙈🇺🇸AND IF YOU GET 4️⃣ BACK YOUR CRUSH WILL BE IN YOUR BED BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT 🦅🌄🌅 HBD USA 🇺🇸🎂

[beemovieerotica]

👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑UP ⬆️and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦his duties 💩as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨These WHOREABLE Delegates 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻DICK FOR US 🍌Send this to 47 of your most HORNY💦voters 🗳️if you get 0️⃣ back you’ll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕back then you’ll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝

[taintandviolent]

for the smut drabble: remy/reader with #36 please, cuz goddamn that man's hands are definitely nsfw 🥵

warnings: fingering (female receiving), pet names, light praise, writing these at work so possible clunky writing

“Tell ‘da Gambit what you want, cher…”

The sultry tone in his voice demands honesty — none of your shy, vague responses will suffice here. It takes a few moments to muster up the courage and find your voice again, but finally, you straighten up, pulling your mouth away from his warm neck.

“Want your fingers inside me,” you reply, practically whimpering. You rut your hips desperately against his thigh, feeling the growing wet spot as the fabric bunches against your core.

“‘Dat’s a good girl, huh…?” As he speaks, his hand drifts between your legs, and you press your knees into the sofa, giving him some room to work. You’re already reeling from the praise, but the contact makes you mewl with pleasure. He palms your cunt from the outside, rubbing the ball of his hand against her, while his fingers gently graze lower. You know he’s felt the damp fabric, as they hesitate on the wet spot, then begin stroking it gently. The small, seemingly passive action sends a shockwave rippling through your core. You whimper loud, an undeniable, hungry heat pooling between your legs.

With a newfound desperation, you shudder against his touch and roll your hips, bucking her forward and forcing more pressure. He chuckles below you, and with ease, navigates his fingers into the elastic of your panties.

Ample slickness meets the tips of his fingers, having already worked yourself up by riding his thigh for an hour, but when he touches you, your breath hitches in your throat. He plays with your folds, almost curiously, smearing your arousal around the warm, wet flesh. His middle finger flicks between, grazing your puffy clit on the way up. He touches you with agonizing tenderness and it has you clenching your teeth, begging for more.

Suddenly, he’s encircling it with the pad of his finger, working it in small ovals. Your legs shake at the feeling, and you can’t help but let out a keening moan.

His middle finger drops and pushes into your entrance slowly, breaching the dripping slit. He feels the clench of your cunt and sinks another in, stuffing them inside past the knuckle. You’ve fingered yourself many times, but the girth that two of his fingers have on your smaller ones? Astounding. They’re determined, curling up inside you to find the spongy flesh that’ll make you writhe away from him.

He alternates between rubbing your g-spot and hammering them into you, clear arousal stringing from his fingers every time he pulls back. His thumb bumps into your sensitive clit as he moves and whether that’s intentional or not, you don’t know. You assume it is. The effect is dizzying. Your head falls forward onto his shoulder, your chest heaving with ragged breaths.

“You’re so… fucking good with your hands… oh my god…!”

Amidst a chuckle, he says: “Mais oui… dat’s kinda’ my thing, cher.”

If they weren’t already rolling back in your head, you would’ve rolled your eyes at his cockiness, but he’s so good. So good and you find yourself meeting his motions, undulating your hips to push his fingers deeper each time.

The wide pad of his thumb presses into your clit and wiggles back and forth, applying a new sort of pressure that has your cunt fluttering around his fingers. “Oh, ffffuck-“

“Lemme’ hear it.” he barks, his lips close to your ear.

Your mouth opens wide and a shaky, quivering moan tumbles out as you come around his fingers, coating them in viscous fluid. You collapse against his shoulder to the sound of him chuckling heartily, and steady your own breathing. You feel his fingers leave you with a wet sound, and by the way he’s moving his arm, you can tell he’s looking at the glaze that now coats his digits.

“Mon coeur liked ‘dat, huh? Made a big ol’ mess.”

[monsterhighlovurr]

Why do people keep saying Toki hates kids??

The enitre point of Dethkids was that Toki was projecting his own childhood trauma and insecurities onto Juilet. He even admits himself that he was being “selfish” and goes to make it up with her. He also freaks the hell put when he found out that that shes dead despite people dying all the time in front of/around Toki in very gruesome ways and Toki never giving a fuck or him even finding it entertaining, so him genuinely being upset and freaked out clearly means something?? Like the main point of his episode was a character development moment for Toki. Being infantilized for his more traditionally childish interest and his own unresolved childhood trauma, (immediately following Juilets song theres a flashback to child Toki being abused by his parents) and then projecting it onto kids by claiming that he “hates” them so he can stop constantly being associated with them. Then he does some introspection (we see his child self bonding with the little girl over a common interest, brutality, and connecting with her).

He also says in Fertillityklok that he wants a women “whats can bears my children”, and in an interview says he pulls out (pull out game strong🥵) not because he hates children but because he “cant handles dats responsibility’s”. Also in Fatklok “DONTS KILLS HIM HES MY SON!” (The fact that Toki instantly assumed Nathan was going to murder Fatty is hilarous, also Fatty being one of the few people Toki doesnt want to see killed🥹.

I dont know were this Toki hating children narrative came from when he so obviously has a soft spot for children and animals but it I feel like it really misrepresents his character. Espicially since his character arc following Dethkids is Toki embracing his childhood joy and wonder (for better or for worse) and connecting with his inner child. Is a man not allowed to do better than his father? Is a man not allowed to have a soft spot for the weak and vulnerable? Is a man not allowed to have a soft spot for himself?

[therogerclarkfanclub]

ROGER CLARK in:

HAZARDOUS (2022)

Written and Directed by Peter Filardi

Produced by Roger Clark and Alec Asten

Watch Hazardous on Roger's YouTube channel

( GIF Set: 7/7 )

[bigmammallama5]

👴🏻BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑UP ⬆️and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦his duties 💩as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨These WHOREABLE Delegates 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻DICK FOR US 🍌Send this to 47 of your most HORNY💦voters 🗳️if you get 0️⃣ back you’ll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕back then you’ll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝

[serpentsillusion]

|| Sebastian catches MC dancing alone in the undercroft. ||

🎶🎵✨💃✨🎵🎶

Mild sexual humor, mild violence. ⚠️

*MC dancing alone in the undercroft after a stressful day slaying goblins and stuff, trying to unwind.*

🎶🎵🎶* booming music plays*🎶🎵🎶

MC: *throwing DAT THANG back*🎵💃🎶

Sebastian: *Awkwardly walks in for some illicit spell practice, but MC doesn't see him.**hides in the shadows but continues watching her*

MC: *moving DAT BOOTY*🎵🪩🎶

Sebastian: *completely hypnotized* *gulps, adjusting his collar with his fingers.🥵🔥

Sebastian,(to himself): oh my merlin, it's getting a little warm in here..*still staring, but squinting his eyes* How is she doing that? 😧🫢

***7 minutes later***

MC: *THANG still be THANGIN* 🎶💃🎶

MC: *turns around and immediately stops to see Sebastian lurking in the shadows* 😳😱

Sebastian: *claps in Sebastian* *walks out from the darkness*

MC,(panting): *blushes intensely* HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE SALLOW?! 😡 💢

Sebastian: Damn girl, is your name Shakira?

MC: 🤨

Sebastian: ... because those hips don't lie. 😎

MC:😐😑 *throws book at Sebastian's head*

Sebastian: *dodges* 🤭😂🤣

Sebastian: You're gonna have to try alot harder than that to hurt me MC.

MC: your confringo is mid...

Sebastian: 😐

Sebastian: that was uncalled for.😭

[benihana-circumcision]

👴🏻 BIDEN JUST CAME OUT AS BYE SEXUAL 👋👋 Sleepy Joe Biden 😴💤🛌 is finally BACKING DAT ASS 🍑UP ⬆️and OUT OF THE RACE 🏎️🏁 before he can finish 🍆🫐Soon he will be DISCHARGING 🍆💦his duties 💩as HOE-TUS 🦅 and saying GOODBYE 👋 to the HOE-VAL OFFICE 😮‍💨These WHOREABLE Delegates 🐀 have their FOOT 🦶on his neck and TOES IN HIS MOUTH 👅🥵 NO MORE ❌🙅‍♂️ OLD 👴🏻DICK FOR US 🍌Send this to 47 of your most HORNY💦voters 🗳️if you get 0️⃣ back you’ll get 4️⃣more years of BAD sex 😭😞👎🏼🔟 back, you are in for a SEXXXY surprise 😲🙀 If you get 4️⃣7️⃣➕back then you’ll be SCREAMING 🎤😱 for a new nominee ALL NIGHT LONG 😙🌌🌝

[emperoreasy]

Draggin dat Wagon! 🥵🔥

[arthurmygoodboah]

Dat chest of his, good Jaysus dat chest 🥵😭

Credit: arthurlicious (Twitter/X)

[buckevantommy]

..back on my finale watch. how cute are these floodlights? with the smileys! they look like scrub daddies.. 🙂(😏)

..passenger princess 👑

..hey slut (affectionate) 

..this guy is me whenever i see lou on my screen: 😘

..he already gave us that brit accent and now the language kink has been activated 😳🥵 also: threaten me ryan 🥵🫶

..my cunty bitch 🫡

..wait for it..

..DAT ASS 😩🙌 

..🍑🤤

..bye boy 🫠💕

[st0neymal0neyx0]

Do you like face sitting

I love it 🥵 lemme grind on dat face

[darlingsfandom]

Cillian w a beard + face riding

Hot damn okay 🥵

Warning: swearing, face riding

this is 100% fiction .

"Baby! Are you almost done?" You whined from the bedroom. Cillian had finished his shower about ten minutes ago and you wanted to cuddle. Your lips formed a pout before you closed your romance book and set it on the bedside table only for Cillian to open the bathroom door and walk out only in his towel hanging low on his hips.

"Sorry sweet heart, you know I have the beard care routine now." He walked up to you and kissed your forehead while you sat there biting your bottom lip. Your finger tips dragged along his jawline feeling his beard scratch them lightly. His eyes met your eyes and he recognized the fire in them. "Oh baby... something tells me you want more than what those pretty eyes are saying." His fingers trailed under your chin and lifted your head up. His eyes scanned over your face before he noticed the romance novel sitting out. "Been reading that naughty book eh? Don't ya worry love..." Cillian stood up straight before he yanked you onto your feet. You swallowed the lump in your throat as he circled you like a shark stalking its prey.

"It's a good book..." you mumbled as his finger tips toyed with the strings of your night gown.

"Oh I'm sure it is! But ya see baby... I've taken a peak at yer book... nasty little thing!" His breath was hot against your ear as his hands gripped onto your hips. He pushed himself against your back side making sure to hold you close. "Tell me baby.... is that what ya want from me? Fuck ya like they do in that porn yer readin hmm? Treat ya like a whore?" You whimpered softly before Cillian squeezed your sides. "Answer me baby, use yer words!"

"Fuck! Yes! Need you to fuck me! Need to ride your face and feel your beard scratch my thighs! Need to suffocate you with my thighs while you eat me out Cillian!" Tears of lust stung your eyes for a split second. Cillian turned you around to face him and his eyes were blown out with lust.

"Then fucking do it! Ya know I love dat pretty fucking pussy." He dropped his towel and your jaw followed along as his hard cock spring free. You licked your lips before dropping your panties and tossing them over by the hamper. Cillian laid back on the bed, signaled you over with his index finger and licked his lips.

A soft sigh left your lips as you crawled up to him. Both of you smiled at each other before sharing a soft hungry kiss. Once you pulled away, you hiked up your night gown up to your waist and put each of your thighs on either side of his head.

"Baby..." Cillian sighed happily looking at your soaking cunt. "All I've done is show you my cock! And yer fuckin wet." You chewed your bottom lip as you lowered yourself onto his face. His beard was warm and scratchy. You gave yourself time to relax so did Cillian, he never rushed you. He wanted you comfortable. Once you were ready, you started slowly moving your hips back and forth as Cillian stuck his tongue inside your folds.

Your hands pulled your night gown over your head and threw it by the hamper again before you gripped your own tits and pulled on your nipples. "Cillian... fuck... you feel so good!" You whimpered as you felt his hands grip your ass cheeks and squeeze them as he lapped his warm tongue over your cunt.

"Mmmmhmm" he hummed into your cunt as you dripped your juices on his tongue while he played with your ass. You took one of your hands to spit on it before reaching behind you and gripping his cock. You felt him moan into as you jerked him off while rolling your hips faster against his face.

Cillian was in pure bliss. Your pussy dripping on his face and mouth, your warm wet hand jerking off his hard cock and the way you'd even touch his balls was heaven.

"Fuck fuck yes ! Just like that FUCK CILLIAN!" He slipped a finger inside of your folds making you stop rolling your hips. You felt the familiar burning in your stomach about to burst. Cillian kissed your thighs making sure to leave bite marks on them while his fingers stretched you out so his tongue could go deeper in you.

"Oh yes yes yes! Just like that baby! Yes fuck! You eat me out soooo good baby! Yeah eat my fucking pussy!" You felt your thighs shake as Cillian devoured you because of how you encouraged him. He had a hard grip on your ass. One hand spanning you while the other hand fingered your clit and his tongue went crazy inside your folds.

"CILLIAN!" You cried out reaching down to yank his hair with your free hand. Your thighs shook hard as tears fell from your eyes. "FUCK !!" Your orgasm was fast, hard and huge! Huge enough that you squirted against his open mouth soaking not only his mouth but his beard and chest which in turn made his own orgasm hit him and coat your hand and his pubes with his hot sticky cum.

The room smelled of hot sex as you slowly peeled yourself from him. You collapsed next to him and licked your fingers while both of you panted heavily.

"Baby... fuck!" Cillian chuckled as he ran his fingers through his beard. He licked his fingers to taste you again. You smiled weakly at him as you seen the dark wet patch on his beard.

"Oh don't think we're done yet baby... you made a mess." He pointed down to his cum stained pubes before you gave him a soft pout. "Oh don't pretend you don't like licking the cum from there, yer a dirty whore." He gave you a soft smile before giving you a loving kiss. "My dirty whore yeah?"

"Only yours!" You kissed him back before he helped you sit up. His fingers trailed along your back before rubbing it slowly.

"Take yer time baby... we have all night."