#🦊 devil

[heartfullofleeches]

Yandere would never let leech darling Crawl and possibly hurt their precious legs, they'll definitely be picked up 24/7 -🦊

Leech Darling acts like they despise being carried, but the second the dentist pulls out another alternative they suddenly have a different attitude-

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Yan Dentist, pushing a wheelchair up to Darling's tank: Angel! Look what I've brought for you! Hopefully you won't mind me escorting you around from now on?

Leech Darling: ....[sad croaking noises]

[The leech climbs out of their tank, shoving the wheelchair out of the way as they place their head on the dentist's hip - motioning for their human to pick them up]

Yan Dentist: Darling..... [scoops Leech Darling off the floor] Were you just playing with my feelings this whole time? You're so cruel! You're lucky you're so cute. Does this mean you'll humor me with a kiss now??

[Leech Darling hisses.... slowly pressing their mouth to the dentist's cheek]

[radioiaci]

SHIP VERSE TAG DUMP > verse ;; 🌹 la vie en rose 🌹 - @cannibalxroses verse ;; ⭐ nobody's eyes but mine ⭐ - @voxtekoverlord verse ;; 🔥 the fire in the sin 🔥 - @ducktastic-dad verse ;; 🍎 red means i love you 🍎 - @heliacalxrising verse ;; 🐍 i'm ready now 🐍 - @sirserpentine verse ;; 🦊 your favorite monster 🦊 - @misskittyhart verse ;; 😈 devil's whisper 😈 - @visage-of-hell verse ;; 🩸 bloodstain on the bed 🩸- @kingdomofbellows verse ;; 🤡 fools and kings 🤡 - @infernal-blaze (fizzarolli)

[archivestarlyht]

if you wanna be fox's lover you gotta come to terms with 'stealing the orphic hammer' is a couple bonding activity / ideal date

[binniesoob]

op was so ready to put a ring on it (me too) 💍

[phantomofthecircus]

💙 💖 🖤 . . . CHAOS? I CALL IT FUN!

( Links incomplete ! )

A image of fanart of the VTuber Kyo Kaneko with text saying "Squid" and "tumblr.com/phantomofthecircus", sorrounded by 2 borders of the flag for reclaiming the word "attention seeker".

Underneath the images there is text saying "Chaos?" In pink, then "I call it fun!" With the "fun" in a blue color. Below that, there is text saying "(Links incomplete!)"

[mcmcntomorii-later]

— everyone needs to know that mukuro in almost every sort of jrpg/rpg/fantasy verse absolutely is wearing this outfit, or something equivalent to it, unless stated otherwise lol

[liecoris]

@the-devils-toybox said:

👌 Vash

「Oh~? That makes me happy to hear that~ Since I'm also interested~」

【 if your muse would bang Mukuro 】 ♡ 【 accepting 】

[nitunio]

Love and possession, moonlight obsession Seek and you know I'll find something to fight this hunger (It keeps me up at night) Lover, I'll get you, just like I'm meant to I need to make you mine!

[romanceyourdemons]

1620s tumblr simulator

🍷 librolibra Follow

Truly nothing worse than when another volume of Don Quixote gets translated and I have to deal with a flood of dumb Englishmen who don’t get any of the cultural context. This isn’t one of your little Shakespeare plays, it’s a profound meditation on Spanish values!

#libra speaks #miguel cervantes #don quixote #don quixote de la mancha #sancho panza #dulcinea del toboso

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow

if sanxote doesn’t become canon in this next volume i’m bringing a plague rat on my next trip to the continent

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⚓️ devil-of-the-high-seas Follow

spent all me booty on some new toys

🦊 huanhuan Follow

i think i hauve the bubonic plague

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🦆 yuanyangsword Follow

hey guys i think i’ve figured out why my sect leader insisted on rescuing this idiot scholar from the embroidered uniform guard

#it’s not THE stupidest rescue we’ve done but it’s up there #anyways i’ll investigate more and update when i’m sure

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😈 heretics-bracket Follow

Vote to settle the Protestant question once and for all!

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⚔️ the-wulinmengzhu Follow

pussy from a boy who failed the imperial exams four times and got last place on the fifth

⚔️ the-wulinmengzhu Follow

oh this is absolutely the wrong account

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🦞 lobsterlord Follow

gave one of these mayflower guys some of my popcorn and he started giving thanks to god, instead of me, the one who made the popcorn and gave it to him.

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🔘 egghead-official-deactivated16220217

eunuch wei just summoned me for a private conference. hopefully this is the promotion i’ve been working for!

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⚒️ craftsmanfrombeijing Follow

Just added to my shop!!

🐉 tianqi-huangdi Follow

Beautiful work!!

🔘 egghead-official-deactivated16220217

for anyone who doesn't know, the emperor runs both accounts lol. one wonders how the mandate of heaven could rest on someone who prefers woodworking to governing. but of course that’s not for me to speculate

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 windmillboysfan Follow

apparently the notorious catholic l*brolibra is claiming to be a spanish noblewoman now? the TRUTH is she’s an eelmonger’s daughter and the poxiest wench in london, and i have proof

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[heartfullofleeches]

Green murder clown getting a "prize" with their meal is on the same level as me getting a prize with my cereal i think, I'd like to give them my cereal toy in exchange for the ring -🦊

Green would consider that a far trade. When they aren't (allegedly) chowing down on people, this dork is probably waiting in line for a kiddie meal. Honestly, they'd probably let you eat the food since all they want is the toy that comes with it- plus they keep an emergency supply of meat in their pocket (It's normally just beef jerky since Red gets on their ass if they find raw meat in their pants again)

[atiny-piratequeen]

Lani wip in the cut

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Hello! I love the idea of a platonic! yandere! Lucifer Morningstar that treats the reader basically like his adopted child. I would like to see some headcanons on this dynamic!

-🦊♦️

"My Child" ; Lucifer Morningstar

Okay, so first off. Have you seen this man? Absolute daddy material. So soft, so playful, so silly, so gentle, so caring. Literally the opposite of what you'd expect from the literal devil.

I'd imagine you're definitely probably a fallen angel or someone who he's able to see a piece of himself in. Maybe you were thrown out of your family for new ideas and free thinking. Maybe you're a fallen angel. Hell, maybe he just spotted you feeding some ducks. Just as soon as you've managed to make him empathize, you've won his heart.

He'd ask why you're not with your parents. If you don't tell him why, but mention that you have none or yours are bad, he'd sigh and continue speaking to you as normal, offering you a place in the palace with him at the end of the conversation. If you told him why, he'd immediately offer to take you in. He couldn't just leave a child to struggle and fend for themselves on the streets of Hell. That'd be a death sentence for a poor, innocent child.

Once you're there, he'd do absolutely everything to make you feel welcome. His little cherub shouldn't be expected to do anything, they should be able to just relax and feel comfort in a home that was now theirs.

He'd definitely introduce you to Charlie shortly after, and she absolutely adores you, both because you're a cute kid and because there's finally someone to keep her very lonely man of a father company in his huge palace.

If you were ever to ask about Lilith, he'd just smile sadly and try to make some excuse that'd both give you hope while not lying to you.

"Mommy is... out right now. But maybe she'll come back one day."

He'd make ducks of you... a lot of them. A creepy amount, actually. But who could blame him? You're his second chance to be a father right!! He can't lose that! He wants to show you how much he loves you and spend as much time as possible with you!

Lullabies and bedtime stories. Every night. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Cute ones like The Ugly Duckling (Lucifer's favorite), Bearenstain Bears, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, or a cute little pop-up book.

Takes pictures. A lot of pictures. Every day. Of the most mundane things. Just playing with your toys? Picture. Trying to read? Picture? Tried and failed at cooking? Too bad, that's a picture in the scrapbook now.

He'd be legitimately confused if you ever asked him to stop and said you weren't comfortable with it.

"But why, Y/N? You're such a cute little duckling! They're only for personal memories, I won't show them to anyone!"

By that, he means he'll both show them and gush to anyone that will listen to his ranting about you.

He just wants you to know he loves you and never question his adoration for you. :(

He'd try to keep you in the palace... possibly forever. After all, he's already had one person he loved leave seemingly just out of nowhere, he doesn't want to risk you just deciding you're done with him and abandoning him one day, too.

So he has to be by your side.

He HAS to.

Forever.

He has nothing to live for if he isn't.

[binniesoob]

[phantomofthecircus]

ur kyo theme is so so based !!

( i watch him sometime and he's so fun :3 )

THANK YOU !! YOU'RE SO BASED TBH !!

[mcmcntomorii-later]

@the-devils-toybox

"I was sort of hoping you needed me. Is that selfish?" - Vash,

「A little bit, but you're allowed to be selfish sometimes,」 to hear him say that he hoped she needed him did send her heart racing。

「I still do need you though,」 her voice takes on a quieter tone as she lifts one of her hands to gently hold his face。

【 it's all about yearning 】 ♡ 【 accepting 】