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[tyrianludaship]

Imagine dressing up pretty for your F/O's...

Soldier giddily clasping his hands together, with a beaming smile, as you tip the helmet slipping over your eyes up with one hand, as the other holds a rifle over your shoulder. You got the nicest army uniform, with a lovely patch of the American flag or three decorating you. You will be an anti-commie-hippie-nazi force together.

Demo's scrumpy pouring from his bottle to the floor, as he watches you, slack-jawed, in the garb of an ancient Scottish warrior, furs reminiscent of explosions, and a beautiful sword serving as little more than decoration. The thing is heavy, but as he put it, you look bloody mesmerising.

Heavy sighing wistfully, as his eyes study your dress, befitting a knyaz, or a tsar, the hefty jewellery of bullets weighing your neck, head, and hands down, as you try to stand with a straight back, the very model of a painted figure he'd admire on the pages of history books. He's already pretty quiet, but, he is utterly speechless this time.

Engineer whistling lowly, as he admires you from the cowboy hat, down to the spurs, several handsome tools in place of a gun in your holster. Caterin' just to him, that you are, with the proud combo of his spirit and his passions in your clothes. Yer spoilin' him, he says with a shy smile.

Medic gasping softly, as he watches you twirl in your nurse dress, half-laughing half-ooh'ing and aah'ing at every little detail that reminds him of home. The hat, the suspenders, the boots, it's a little silly to most, but to him, you're the best, cutest assistant he could ever ask for! ... Excuse his excitement, schatz, he's just very pleased to see you, is all.

Sniper murmuring "Holy Mother of...", looking at you above his sunglasses, and from under his hat, his face getting even longer - the hunter-esque attire is a personal attack. And the handsome rifle you apparently got as a gift for him, and presented with the rest of yourself? When you already look like Cupid himself gave you an unseen bow to strike his heart with? Crikey, he's in love...

Spy raising his brows, and giving an appreciative "Hmm!", as he nods. The béret? The classy, yet casually appropriate suit? You could approach him anywhere any day, and his focus on the façade of suave calm might dwindle just a little bit. Positively enchanting, he says, eyes fluttering just a tad too dreamily to truly hide how enamoured he is.

Miss Pauling stammering and stumbling over her words, when you catch her off-guard. You look really nice- That's what she's trying to say, yeah, because the way you did your hair, and the shoes, and the tie- Is that a gun in the hidden inner pocket of your jacket? That's, wow, she- Can she look at it? And also generally move closer to you? For no reason at all, you're just so gorgeous- ... Did she say that out loud?

- Penis Anon. (Jumpscare again.)

[silentheiss]

disciple Shen Yuan sending both Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe into qi deviation by pulling “But Daddy I Love Him” act

[biscuitboba]

Hello to the cutest character ALIVE (no one's doing it like him!!!)

I love him soo MUCHH you have no idea

He is everything to me

[boyfriendeffigy]

🫀 VALJO 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!💥

i love these two losers so much you have no idea they mean so much to me... they helped me when times were rough and i could just imagine them being sweet together, i've started to open up about the more "embarrassing" parts of me and be more honest with myself. and i've made so many new friends over the course of this year thanks to getting into CJ and joining the self ship community where i could be open about my love for my dear jordan.. thank you all and cheers to these two!!

[dropitdoeeyes]

It’s so cool you’re doing mechs doodles! can you do Jonny?? Any kind of Jonny - I just want to see my boy having a good time. Altho if a more specific prompt helps: the more feral, the better!

fun and violence! and more violence! and looking absolutely fabulous!

[getgored]

I might start liveblogging the drop of SDMP, if i do itll probably all be in this singular post so uh. Yeah happy SMPLive 2 opening

Hey, did yall know that SDMP is the FIRST EVER SMP without ped philes ??

Schlatts voice started scratching me wrong so im back to my ted nivison love streak

Update i stopped keeping track of the bingo but yall feel free to for me

Fuck sdmp but embrace fake sdmp with joko, pokay, yahi, and stryxo

[flatfuckfridays]

How many adopted anon spawns do you have? I feel compelled to draw a family portrait.

-🥩🐇

[HMM-]

@bubble-anon-responds 🫧💫, 💜👑, @dinonuggiesanon 🦕, @snekanondoesdumbshit 🐍, 🐈‍⬛, Metio/Memor, 🎀🎈, Dragonair / @acciaquatura, Cry, 💥🎾, Lushy / @lushy-nights, Anna / @omniuravity, @selfshippinglover

Plus 🔮 Anon, who’s more of a parental figure

& all the lovely viewers who may not speak a lot (that i know of- Anon and all) but are nonetheless my kids now. Legally. Mine.

[cold--carnage]

okay chat I have like 15 minutes interact now if you wish

[sracha]

vampy summer 👻

[chocoperrito]

chococritters !! ☘︎

a list for all of my current anons ! send in an ask to claim an anonymous sign-off !

⭐️🥞/ staranon , 🐏💭 , 🍬 , 🕸️🕷️ , cookie anon , 🐾🪲 , chocobear anon / 🍫🧸 , 🧵 , 🎀 , 🫀🐻 Bearnon , 🌸🦔 , 🖍️🐾 , 🪼☀️ , 💥 , 🐾🕸️ , 🍁☕️ , 🐯 , 🐶 , 💐 , snow anon / ❄️ , 🎒 , 🦇🎪 , 🟠⚡ , sea critter anon / 🫧🪸 , 🧱🪽 , 🧸🍃 , fact anon , ☀️🦴 , 🐾🌌 , 🥞🌈 , 🍮 , 🐅🕸️ , 🧡🎡 , 💫 , 🎃🐦‍⬛ , 🍼🧸 , 🎀🪽 / angel kitty anon , 🍰💌 / angel food cake anon , 💌🐾 / puppycat anon , 🥯🥛/ bagels & cremè anon , fluffy anon , 🦇🪰 / batfly anon , 🌼🐛 , 🫧 , 🍪, Owl Anon 🦉, 🦴, 🐍🐾 , 🌈 , 🧸🌸 , 🐶🦷 , angel fizz anon , 🌿🐾, 🧪💥⚠️

[tyrianludaship]

Take this mermay sketches while I was doing the finished ones

ITS STILL MAY IN MY TIME ZONE BRO DON'T WORRY; ITS STILL MAY-

Proships DNI

Reblogs > Likes

[creeps-and-pasta]

how are u guys gonna celebrate LJs bday tmrw? his very special bday and no one elses?

[laloverboyy]

kurt. // minor. — he/him. — f/o & s/i list, read before following. — other blogs: @puffpal7 , @https--kurtmp3 , @poprock-z.

dni: proship, zoophiles, pedophiles, necrophiles, anti agere, ppl who sexualize agere, ableists, racists, lgbt-phobes/exclusionists, anti objectum, porn blogs.

also, for the comfort or my mutuals, dni if you self ship with og gaz or simon "ghost" riley modern warfare, hobie brown from the spider man comics/spiderverse, jimmy mcgill or mike ehrmantraut from brba.

all keroppi stickers by @/stickeriffic !

i do not support or condone my f/os actions. i self ship for fun and my enjoyment.

[boyfriendeffigy]

saw a few mutuals do this so i made valjo kitties!!

picrew link here

[polteergeistt]

[tlsafterdark]

god this is awful (likes the video and saves the link)