#''NOOOOOOO NO NO NO WE ARE OF VASTLY DIFFERENT SOCIAL CLASSES AND ALSO MY HYPERTRADITIONAL FAMILY IS DEFINITELY HOMOPHOBIC THIS CANNOT BE'' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

crystalkleure · 2 years

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I’ve said before that Akira is basically that “I didn’t know how to deal with having a crush on a classmate so I just wrote them a letter that said ‘Get out of my school’” post towards Zac, and he absolutely is, but Suoh is actually even more Like That towards Fubuki.

Suoh’s got whatever the homosexuality version of Cuteness Aggression is going on there.

#Overwhelmed By The Presence Of Bony Bitch Boy. Destroy Him. And Then Cannot Stand To Live Without Him. lol #BeyBurst #Beyblade Burst #Beyblade Burst Chouzetsu #Akira Yamabuki #Zac the Sunshine #Suoh Goshuin #Fubuki Sumie #Shitpost #Suoh realizes he's just gay in 3...2...1...#''Oh god oh fuck oh NO IT'S A CRUSH''#''NOOOOOOO NO NO NO WE ARE OF VASTLY DIFFERENT SOCIAL CLASSES AND ALSO MY HYPERTRADITIONAL FAMILY IS DEFINITELY HOMOPHOBIC THIS CANNOT BE''#''GET THAT PEON OUT OF MY SIGHT'' Sir that's your only braincell and also your entire source of emotional stability #Suoh's fucking life falls apart so hard literally as soon as he boots Fubuki lmfao #Fubuki: *Realizes he can do better* ''Okay this is fine actually. I'm very sad but what can you do for someone like that ig''#Suoh; sobbing on the floor after like one week with no shark boy: ''FUBUKIIIIII TAKE ME BACK CAN WE PRETEND THE WHOLE SEASON DIDN'T HAPPEN''#Fubuki: ''Are you going to call me a bitch again''#Suoh: ''YES''#Fubuki: ''...Alright sure back to normal then. Missed you buddy.''#And they lived dysfunctionally ever after #What a mess #FubuSuo soap opera when

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