#'The red hot gates of hell are creeping open! Satan is heating his pokers for you blasphemous heathens!' - Tim Curry talking to muppets

[adobe-outdesign]

Muppet Treasure Island is such a trip. A bunch of people get shot at the end of the opening number which also goes unnecessarily hard. A guy dies on camera within the first ten minutes and everyone breaks the forth wall to point it out. Tim Curry damns a bunch of Muppets to hell

[masontheevildm]

I can’t believe that THIS

“you tore a page from the holy scriptures to make a pirates death sentence. The red hot gates of hell are creeping open. Satan is heating his pokers for you.”

The SICK AS HELL QUOTE

Is from

THE MUPPETS

[sins-of-the-sea]

((You dare to give me the black spot? Drawn on a page torn from a page from the bible. You tore a page from the holy scriptures, to make a pirates death sentence?! OH THE RED HOT GATES OF HELL ARE CREEPING OPEN! SATAN IS HEATING HIS POKERS FOR YOU FOR YOU, YOU BLASPHEMOUS HEATHENS! FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR DELIVERANCE FROM DAMNATION!))

The Seven start to fall on their knees and wail. Even the golems and poppets join in. "OOHH!! OHHH!! AAAAAHH!! LORD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE FORGIVE US!! OOOHHHH!!"

".......Did we do the scene justice?"

"I almost choke laughing every time we watch that scene."