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“….But why??”

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You're all I can think of Every drop I drink up You're my soda pop My little soda pop Cool me down, you're so hot Pour me up, I won't stop You're my soda pop My little soda pop

Oh, no. His shoulders are bopping in tune. "Come to think of it... why don't I have my own Kpop band to steal souls for me?"

"Because the last time you had a Korean among your thralls was during the Joseon period, around before the Spanish colonized the Philippines."

"Was it that long? At least the timeline roughly matched when Jinu was enthralled by Gwi-Ma, give or take a century. Still, the idea..."

"Master, no, please! We're too old to form a pop band! Even our youngest Ruixiong is pushing it at 21! He'd be considered geriatric by the pop idol industry!"

"C-Pop is better anyway!"

"Of course."

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I think you guys would Captain Redd, the new(ish) redheaded pirate Disney added to the POTC ride.

"Ohhh, she is cute!!"

"Hey, wasn't she one of the 'wenches' being sold off at the auction before?"

"Something something misogyny something something 2017 with all the changes and such to de-glamorize human trafficking and kidnapping. Nevermind the pirates weren't supposed to be the good guys from the beginning."

"But look! At the very least Miss--I mean Captain Redd climbed up the figurative ladder! Good on her!

"Because now she can engage on kidnapping and trafficking too?"

"We support women's rights as well as their wrongs."

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“Subtle.”

“Not wrong when it comes to you in particular.”

“That goes without saying.”

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//You know what, yeah. They’re 300-400 lbs of muscle and burly fat, hairy, will kick your ass, and benchpress twice your weight, and argue over if Laura or Donna was the best love interest for James, or if Amethyst Waves or Emerald Mist are the better fragrances.

The ever manly Josep and Rashid, everyone.

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A voice crackles from above. "This is a reminder to our customers: Our store closes in five minutes. Please make your way to the exits for your final purchases, and thank you for shopping at Bath & Body Works!"

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Tag the OC that’s always ready for a fight

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//I am loving how most folks would love Guy and hate Phi, or hate Guy and love Phi. It's seldom you love/hate them both at once.

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That sounds like a lot of effort even for you, Phi. The cadaver on the chair thing I mean.

"Oh, it is absolutely way too much work I am willing to do.

"That's why I have golems to do the heavy lifting for me!~"

"You are never going to get a medical license at this rate, lad."

"Hippocratic Oaths take too much effort."

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Phoebus: *finds spiders, earthworms, and most ocean creatures gross and terrifying*

Also Phoebus: *sets a naked half-embalmed cadaver with a missing jaw and stomach skln onto your chair in your bedroom at night because you took the last seasalt taffy from the communal candy bowl.*

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"Oh, cool! A free spinal cord! Can I have it? I swear it's for medical research.

"Research to see how high a pitch my brother will scream when he sees it tucked in his bed after he used one of my surgery tools for his own, ahem, 'pleasure', especially without permission. Or washing it after use."

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//*looks left*

*looks right*

*looks left again*

*takes deep breath*

LOOK DOWN

AND SEE

THE BEGGARS AT YOUR FEET

LOOK DOWN

AND SHOW

SOME MERCY IF YOU CAN-

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Tag the first OC you made

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kampiotis: In the Iliad, Homer describes Poseidon, god of horses, earthquakes, and the sea, driving a chariot drawn by brazen-hoofed horses over the sea’s surface. I now know why.

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Carina Lau - She Shoots Straight (1990)