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Ok ok
So
I was saying the worst head empty moment I've had*
*That I can remember
Was this one time during an exam when I wrote my dad's name on my exam because I forgot mine. I didn't even realize, I was like hmmmm name. What names do I know? Automatically wrote my dad's name.
So a couple weeks go by and I still didn't realize that was a mess up because I was just going over the answers in my head like yeah I got that one. Got that one. Ooooof I only did that one partially correct. So if the professor gives half credit for half correct work and then a baseline 5% for an attempt --
All that good stuff right
Exams get graded and I get a 0. I was like WHAT? NO!! I can argue my points back right now! Tf they think I did? Cheat? I can resolve the the paper right now! I'm gonna fight!
And the professor goes "oh is this yours?" That's when I noticed that wasn't even my name and I was like "oh yeah thats mine that's my dad's name"
And this guy goes. This guy deadass asks me "how do I know your dad didn't take your exam"
BROTHER!!!! YOU WERE THERE!!! DID YOU SEE A 50 YEAR OLD MAN???
And I was ready for some knowledge test or retaking the test or getting grilled or whatever. This mf who is the professor who was there!!! He asked me HOW DOES HE KNOW MY DAD DIDNT TAKE THE EXAM????
Its so over. So I was like, bro I can call my dad right now. And also my dad doesn't even know my field of study. But whatever I'll call him. And so I called my dad on video call and the professor goes "yeah I don't recall seeing him there but he could've been sitting in the back" IS THIS GUY FR? bro is CRAZY!!
so I was like damn this guy is a brick. OK then, what if I brought back eye witnesses? People who were sitting next to me? And do you know what he said to that
He said I could've bribed other students to pretend I was there.
And I was like ooooooh shit this guy is an absolute brick and if he's not convinced, he's gonna report me for academic dishonesty.
No ok. See. For some reason at this point, both me and the professor forgot that he had 6 TAs there acting as proctors for all sections of the rook. I didn't notice them so I forgot they existed.
I deadass have no idea why the professor didn't know this. Maybe he was testing me? But bruh! I was taking the test! Why should I notice anything?
So I'm in my TA section and I'm like brooooo the professor is gonna beat my ass I'm gonna fail and then die. And the TA was like if it's academic dishonesty just confess. And I was like noooooo the professor doesn't even believe I was there. I couldn't say the full reason because I think it's hard to believe that a person can be this
Head full of bubbles
And she was like oh is that it? I saw you.
And then I'm sure I said something stupid in response to learning this and then they started checking student IDs for future exams and everything got resolved.
And I started writing my name as the last thing on my exams so I can use my entire brainpower to remember.
The end
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you guys have heard of pearlina moms propaganda. now get ready for uhhh…
pearlina moms propaganda (gratuitous fluff flavored).
my name is blue and i wrote weathering the whiteout and candids of patience on ao3.
this post is halfway to make sure my posts are actually showing up in the tags now. and also to make sure people know who i am.
also, have this edit i made. i’m very proud of it.
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re: tsumugi being a terrible mastermind: i’ve seen the theory that the person they were supposed to bring back in the chapter 3 trial was kaede, bc irl kaede actually had a twin (implied by the final chapter tsumugi trying to push the idea that kaede had a twin who was the mastermind) and they could rewrite her memory to be kaede, but angie took it over and wanted to revive rantaro instead, which they wouldn’t actually be able to do, and the flashback light that angie destroyed would’ve actually made them want to bring kaede back but angie, y’know, destroyed it, so tsumugi just got lucky kiyo killed before they could’ve tried to revive rantaro
chapter 2 also has the mistake of the motive videos being switched up! really v3 was a horrible mess the whole time and ‘mugi got lucky it lasted that long 😂😂😂
I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOTIVE VIDEO MIX UP GHDSJKFHJDSJGSDF I rescind my previous post Tsumugi never had anything going to plan /j
That's a really neat idea though!! I never thought about that but that makes A Lot of sense. I've been wondering for a while how they were gonna do that whole revival ritual thing and mostly either shrugging it off or it doesn't matter in simulation post games, but that makes a lot of sense.
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