#'waa waaa i dont want it'

[ceasarslegion]

Actually so fucking sick of conspiracy theorist nutcases who come through the checkpoint when its backed up to the check in desks demanding full pat downs because theyre convinced the equipment is gonna give them brain cancer or whatever fuck else they read on a facebook qanon meme page its taken every ounce of my self control not to slap a bitch today

[toadstool32]

I wanna make more gifs but that means I have to draw them and I (pause for dramatics) don't want to...

[avari-legacy]

[15000bugs]

ngl i miss therapy i miss being able to sit down and immediately bawl my eyes out and talk about literally nothing of importance 😭

[nyikondlovu]

I ain’t ever hate shippers more than Snowbarries and Choni stans. Like y’all bottom of the barrel because you NEVER take into account the black woman. Y’all wanted Toni ‘saved’ from Fangs because Cheryl was sad and thus you villainized a HEALTHY brown ship because your white girlboss slay is sad.

Snowbarries actively try to rewrite canon and give Caitlin Iris’s life. Y’all hate black women getting love so much that you’ll try to minimize Iris’s role in Barry’s life as if she isn’t the only woman he’s loved, the mother of his children and lightning rod. She is a physical manifestation of his powers but “nope! Let’s downplay Iris and say Snowbarry makes more sense because Barry and Caitlin are both white and like science ig?”

Some stand from that Mickey Mouse alphabet show are working their way up my list pretty fucking quick because wdym yall don’t want Gina with Ricky even those she’s basically said he’s her person? Like wdym you ship Ricky with therapy but turn and say you ship him with Jet in the next breath? “I hope they dont make Rina a thing because poor EJ”, “EJ better not get hurt”, waa waaa waaa poor EJ oh brother. Wouldn’t you want Gina with someone who got her? Someone who understands her?

Y’all ain’t shit. Idk what you want me to tell y’all.

[tinkonka]

thats why im always like ‘WAHH I DONT WANT TO PUT HIM ON MY KINLIST WAA WAAA’ like... ? If u kin for funjust......... Dont?

[sodrippy]

god ive been looking at u and ellian reblog quotes and tagging them with names and i was so curious and oooooh this is so cool!!! i am looking directly at it 👁️👁️👁️ if u ever feel like sharing more i would love to hear it it sounds so fucking cool

waaa claudio<333333 god how to begin to unpack them...

nyx was my dnd oc, she was a very sexy tiefling rogue, a pirate and professional thief. she’s cranky and lonesome and very straightforward. if you ask her if she stole your wallet she would simply say yes, like, what are you gonna do? fight her for it? she has 2 swords and is jacked bro, try it<3

she was abandoned at birth bc every dnd oc needs a splash of trite cliche backstory, and she didnt know this but her mom was a sea deity/abyssal demon and bc of this she had MAGIC too it was very hot, all green light and wild magic sorcery multiclassing. 

her and jouka (ellians main oc) are both such reticent isolated little freaks, but they had a lovely Moment in one of our sessions and even though we didnt really know shit about each other’s characters even as players, they just so beautifully Clicked and we were like Oh Whoa....they’re both really similar in the way theyre so focused on their own objectives and orient their worldviews and values on the few people they love rather than any other fixed points and it makes the bond they have so waaaa u know?

nyx would 100% follow jouka wherever, and help him get his goal, bc she’s led such a solitary life and assumed she would die on a job or whatever, and like i said her morals are very internal. so to feel as strongly towards jouka as she does is really unexpected and surprising, but SO meaningful yk, so now her morals are bound to him and shes like. yeah i dont care i Will stay with you no matter what bro we’re IT. and they ARE fdjcnx

(ideally what happens is jouka goes on a hot little necromantic revenge quest (ill let ellian explain that) and nyx is like ‘okay bro i love you so i will help as best i can’ and she sticks with him right until the end and mercy kills him bc he asks her to, and shes so mad bc how can he ask this of her but as if she would deny him u know? which, to be clear shes not evil or amoral, but in the fantasy dnd world, morality and crime are obviously in such different and skewed placements yknow, and bc of the life she’s lived she’s fully like. yeah i care about me and the people i love, and thats about it.)

modern au nyx is japanese-american and her names akira kishi, and she suffers the same brand of asian brainrot as i do re: family gfhdnc. she ran away from home when she turned 18 and she’s best friends and roommates with jouka (and kai) and they live an asian supremacy life<3 theyre so fucking messy and fun and stupid, and nyx loves jouka and kai like family even though she will not tell kai this bc hes insufferable as it is. she’s extended her circle of tolerated individuals to accept jouka’s siblings as well even though her and lem do NOT get along at first at ALL (they reach a truce after nyx accidentally stabs lem, its fine, its not major, dont worry about it)

ok this is already so long but waaa kai<3333 he started as another dnd oc concept when i was REALLY going through it about the various brotherly bonds in mdzs and since the primary villain of our campaign at the time involved the undead, i was like o word im gonna give this guy an undead brother to chase down and avenge

so kai was a psionic sorcerer, he had telepathic abilities and could do nonverbal spells and stuff BUT he acts like he cant do shit until its like. absolute dire straits and he Has to show off fhdsjcxn otherwise hes just like waa please help me i am but a fragile little man ): 

hes very fun and friendly and sweet, but hes laser focused on finding his brother and killing whoever murdered him, and he truly does not care about anyone who gets in the way of that

modern au kai is a sweetheart, but hes so spoiled and used to getting what he wants bc hes cute and Very aware of it u know. plus his older brother, xingkui, half raised him and protected him from that specific cold brand of wrath asian parents can wield u know fhdcxn so hes just like, been so cared for and protected his whole life

hes super friendly and fun, but hes quite careless with people as well bc nothings ever That Deep for him and he doesnt stop to consider that it could be for others, and when its pointed out to him he just shrugs it off like ‘ok that sounds like a them problem though’ (except he has a real soft spot for lem bc cmon how could you not)

MOST important kai fact: he has bubblegum pink hair and his wardrobe is half very nice expensive fruity clothing and half shit hes stolen from his friends and his brother

god okay theres SO MUCH MORE about all of them and the various AUs we have (gothrat au is the band jouka and nyx formed, theres a bodyguard au bc nyx is so chefs kiss perfect for that, and a detective noir au bc its sexy and why not, and so on and so forth) but ill spare u further essays about it. i love them sosososo much and not to be narcissistic but truly nobody is doing it like vallian when it comes to OCs

[restinpeacesensei]

I carry along a feel of unease I want to belong like the birds in the trees

[restinpeacesensei]

still a more in-character love ending. (this is a parody of ouran high school host club)