#( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe ))

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“Och! Wha’s the ma’er DADDY. Don’t ye’ wanna pway with meeee DADDY?” (I’m so sorry for him 🧍‍♂️)

He warned you, Richard

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richardxoliverxmayhew asked : "Abe, has anybody told ye' yer' an absolute, wee, silly goose?"

Unprompted asks / @richardxoliverxmayhew -- always accepting

        𝐀𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞-𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲, but from what he did know was that Richard was becoming more and more infuriating every chance he opened his mouth. His brows furrowed upon hearing the nonsense being spewed from his lips. It sounded like a statement that should be told to Thomas instead of him.

        He shook his head, pressing his lips firmly into a thin line. ❝ You're as much of a nuisance as Rogers. ❞

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anonymous asked : I heard you are an adulterer.

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react. -- accepting

        𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐛𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐨. It still swarms in the back of his mind with an ugly side of regret. He can deflect, excuse, or deny it all he wants, but even Abe knows when the truth needs to be told. Especially for a man with a liar's tongue.

        He exhales and his chest rises and falls as he wipes the dirt on his fingers. He rests his hands on his hips as he looks up at the stranger. ❝ Its a common rumor you're hear in Setauket; unfortunately as all rumors go, there's some truth to it, I'm afraid. ❞ He sucks in a breath and releases it to ease the tension from his chest, dissolving the pool of guilt in his stomach. ❝ But I swore to right my wrongs and remain loyal to my wife in the foreseeable future. ❞ Even as the situation between Anna and him was more complicated than he let on, he was certain Anna felt shame over it as well. The worst part of it? Abe still finds himself tethered to Anna, regardless of who he swore his heart to.

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anonymous asked : Abe can't sleep unless he snuggles his cabbages

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react. - accepting

        ❝ I'll pass on having maggots in my bed. ❞ Even though its a stab to Abe's ego to admit that his harvests have been underwhelming, Abe thinks a rumor like this is utterly ridiculous. Frankly, he assumes that there are far worse rumors circling around Setauket's sewing circles than this. ❝ Won't be good for me or my crop. ❞

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niksnarration asked : 💗 for any of our disaster Abe dynamics xD

Send in 💗 for me to use a love meter to check the compatibility of our muses. [Site]. / @niksnarration​​​​ -- accepting

       ❝ Just for the record, I disagree with every single one of these. ❞ Caroline is the only person he can stand in this list.

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anonymous asked : So is your pp smaller than Simcoe’s nose?

Bully Abe Hours. -- always accepting

        ❝ ... Yes. ❞

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anonymous asked : Thoughts about Abe: He's probably fucked those cabbages...

Send your muse’s thoughts about mine on anon. -- accepting

        𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, Abe's body tenses and his brows furrow, creating a line of wrinkles to appear on his forehead. First, everyone pokes fun at his failure of a harvest and now they are assuming him of unbecoming activities? Who did they think he was? Amoral?

        ❝ No- no. Not at all. ❞ His stomach twisted and turned with disgust as he thought about it. He shook his head, physically cringing. ❝ Who do you think I am? ❞

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kholkate asked : I'm here to drink alone- for your dialog prompts.

𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑨𝑻 𝑴𝑬. -- accepting

        𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐛𝐞’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. Instead, he pulls a chair, stretches out his legs before him, and takes a sip from his tankard. He hums, deep in his throat, before he allows the cup to leave his lips.  

        ❝ That’s a shame, ❞ he prods even further with that cheery, optimistic voice. With his shaven face, it was common for Abe to be brushed to the side. Many of the older city connected youthfulness with a college kid, eager to get into trouble and annoy the older folk with their arrogance, but Abe wasn’t going to be satisfied with being given the cold shoulder. He had limited time in the city and as the hours were wearing thin to nighttime, he had come up short with intelligence. With how much effort it took in securing a pass into York City, he wasn’t going to leave with nothing. If they think he's a young guy with too big an ego on his shoulders, they may not waste their breath, but they might underestimate the intel that leaves their lips.

        ❝ I’ve been known to be a bit of a social drinker. Should’ve stuck to your room if you were looking for solitude. ❞ He wiped the bit of ale stuck to his lip with his sleeve before he leaned forward in his chair. ❝ How goes the war? Seasoned redcoats like yourself always have a story to tell. ❞

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honorhearted asked : ☎

Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone. / @honorhearted​ -- accepting

NAME: Ben (or a crude nickname Abe gave him in their childhood)

RINGTONE: default iphone ringtone (he’s boring) or a weezer song he set for everyone because Abe likes weezer (unfortunately)

PICTURE: A really embarrassing photo of Ben taken in their youth

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: WHAT DID YOU DO

LAST TEXT SENT: What are you talking about? Setauket has been crazy lately. Did you get my last letter?

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anonymous asked : Anna clearly has moved on and wants her oysters shucked by that major. Why can't you just leave her alone?

Anon hour starts now. Everything will be answered. -- accepting

        ❝ Don't use the word Anna, shucks, oyster, or Major in the same sentence ever again. ❞ Nevertheless, he didn't want to picture it, much less hear it said aloud.

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anonymous asked : YES OR NO: do you hate your father?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        ❝ No. ❞ This question was easier to answer than one may suspect. He may have mouthed off a few times in his rage that he hated his father with all of his being. But when it truly came down to it, he would step in the way of a bullet to save his father. He would uphold any responsible Richard may bestow on him. Their relationship had been.... rocky, to say the least, but there were moments--even if they were few--where he got along with his father. He enjoyed his time in York City, working alongside him in his business dealings.

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anonymous asked : YES OR NO: Will your dick retire from its Olympic sport of adultery?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’ -- accepting

        The word "adultery" pained him like nails burrowing into his skin. But Abe was not one to stray from a moment of ego stroking, especially at the hostile tone of this person. ❝ I'm afraid the answer you're searching for is: no. ❞ As long as Anna would have him.

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richardxoliverxmayhew asked : If espionage wasn’t in the cards for you, do you think you would’ve followed in your fathers footsteps and became a lawyer, or judge, or some sort of man of the law?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. // @richardxoliverxmayhew -- accepting

        𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, Abe's winter dwelling mostly focused on his spying. Well, almost everything in his life surrounded spying. For example, his root cellar, which was full of field tools, was quickly upturned into a hideout for his spying operations. But in those quiet winter months when the war seemed to abate, if spying was not in the cards, the apprenticeship act he pulled to get into York CIty was looked at with a desperate glimmer in his eyes when his coin bag was low. So however the war ended, a plunge into completing his law degree did seem a bit promising. He had all of the knowledge needed, he just needed the supervision for it. If spying hadn't taken up so much of his time, a career in law didn't seem unsuitable for him.

        ❝ Yes. ❞ It was a noble profession, a profitable one if he played his cards right and with growing up with a Magistrate as a father, he was sure he could make a solid living form it. Ensuring his son's future freedom was always seen as more important than anything else.

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anonymous asked : Do you torment everyone with cabbage cakes?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        ❝ You try to do something nice and you get shunned for it in return. It's a shame, truly, ❞ he lightly chides with a grin poking at the edges of his lips. ❝ No, I give cabbage cake only to those deserving of it. ❞

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anonymous asked : Would you trade your father's life for that of Anna and Townsend?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        𝐀𝐛𝐞'𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐭. Despite all of their arguments, Abraham would not wish to trade his father's life for anyone else's, unless it was his own. But when it was weighed against Townsend and Anna, the question grew more complicated to answer. Both were crucial to the ring and for Anna, the reason was more personal than it was for Townsend. Would his efforts to recruit Townsend to be for naught? Would Anna be nothing more than a person from his past, now in the many graves of Setauket?

        ❝ Yes, ❞ he finally decided. It was a cruel fate upon a man so undeserving of it, but his father deserved his rest. He would be in the loving company of his oldest son after all. ❝ Thomas will take care of him until I can be with him again. ❞

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anonymous asked : Will you ever tell Selah about your trysts?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        ❝ ... ❞

        ❝ No. ❞