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Really digging this trend of folks just absolutely dunking on Strahd's castle and taste when they get to Ravenloft
Jander Sunstar: "this place would be SO pretty actually if it wasn't so ugly 🥰"
And then you have Azalin's take on Ravenloft, which is fucking SCATHING
"It's so ugly he should just tear it down" like damn dude.
And the best part, in my opinion, is Strahd's response in his memoirs to Azalin's constant complaining about Ravenloft:
"Dear diary, Azalin said my castle is ugly and stupid but I think he's just jealous 😊💅🏻✨️💕"
#curse of strahd#strahd von zarovich#dnd strahd#i strahd#vampire of the mists#im so enamored with this dipshit#imagine strahd#dressed impeccably#fresh to death with his slicked back hair#von Zarovich ruby all polished on his ascot#he's smirking in the main entry hall of Ravenloft#he's smug. he's so proud of his gawdy scooby doo castle#He opens his mouth to welcome the adventuring party he invited over to torment but the joke character blurts out before he ca#“damn this place is MUSTY”#strahd's eye twitches#he tells himself they're just jealous#they aren't
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Edgewave was a success, but meanwhile across town...
#dizzy is so damn proud of himself#hate his fine ass#hope he trips and falls off the stage#at this point he is in the hive tho#talking about bk every chance he gets#somebody queue up “obsessed”#b? khalil? rebi? anyone...#bklegacy#bklgen2#bailey kay#dizzy des
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Ugh I just woke up in the US and have it recorded, is it even worth the heartbreak to watch?
Haha. Me, personally? Definitely not worth it. But then again, I'm disappointed any time Charles doesn't win a race. 😂 The small compensation is that Max did an amazing job (as usual!). The rest of the race was an absolute bore IMO.
And not to mention, it's quite heartbreaking to watch Charles in all of the post-race footage too. He's unbelievably upset and he KNOWS that Sainz didn't unlock the full potential of the car today. Charles KNOWS and the team knows and we ALL know that Charles' worst result today would have been P2 without a broken car.
HOWEVER - I can't overstate how brilliant Charles was today. If you want to watch him cope and adapt to what would have been a race-ending malfunction for lesser drivers, then you might want to watch it anyway. He was unbelievable. Every time he braked, the car did something different/unpredictable and he had to change the brake balance every single time without knowing exactly how the car would respond. It got worse and worse for the first 10 laps, and then never went away for the entire race. DESPITE that, his pace was impressive and his racing brain was so brilliant. He patiently waited and goaded George into an error before overtaking on the straight, knowing that his brakes would be unpredictable for any other type of overtake.
So yeah, it was a heartbreaking race and I'd rather die than rewatch it, but it was also one of the finest displays of EXACTLY why Charles Leclerc is a generational talent and future champion.
#charles leclerc#bahrain gp 2024#f1#*#elle.ask#anon#my god what a sexy drive from him today#i know he's heartbroken which means i'm heartbroken#but omg he should really be so damn proud of himself#ferrari on the other hand - get f***ed#fave
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Look at him hop!!!
#reptiblr#bearded dragon#beardie#ed beardie#fbw rambles#my pets#video#autoplay#i was so excited to get a jump on video#then he one-upped himself#which i will post in the morning#I'm just so damn proud of this lizard
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How bout some spicy D&D drama today?
Geshtu and Hopp’s edgy dnd characters: Ilawela and Atlas
Atlas belongs to @ickyguts
#valentines sweep day 8#happy tree friends#htf#htf be brave#htf geshtu#Htf hopps#ilawela#atlas#Htf ocs#I am quite proud of this art too#and this is a fun twist on the style to play around with from time to time#VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP IN MIND THAT THE ILAWELA DYMAMIC IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE HOPPTU DYNAMIC#their dnd characters have SO MUCH DRAMA#Geshtu I about the same but HOPPS#Hopps character projects a lot of his insecurities by contrasting him#Geshtu though gets some self reflection of his own morality through the story#problem is he has a hard time separating fiction from reality and has to be pulled out when he’s in too deep#atlas is an arrogant selfish bastard who often acts without thinking#but damn is he a good rogue#then there’s Ilawela who thinks TOO much and puts himself on a pedestal#rigid board of a man#but damn is he a powerful warlock#when these two work together it’s terrifying for anyone who opposes them#they make a scary good team when they aren’t bickering
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can’t believe s3 finally established klaus as the chaotic but strangely smart, streetwise and spooky middle child ready to find out who he is only to do absolutely nothing with it in s4
#like the first two eps were genuinely interesting#I was so proud of him saying no to the sake!!!!#he didn’t want his powers back - he was frightened of relapsing so bad!!!!#only to immediately drop that for ha ha funny klaus time and throw him to a horrible supernatural sex trafficking sub plot#replay an arc we already did about him relying on himself in a lacklustre buried alive scene#and forget he was even there for the rest of the show#URGHHHH#tua#the umbrella academy#for me klaus’ story was all about balance#who he is with and without his powers and where he fits in between#but the show seems to think that a powerful klaus is a chaotic drunk one#and completely uninterested into the more grounded version we got last season#actually wait he’s not even powerful because he barely uses his damned powers!!!!!!!!#we barely even got the fucking floating!!!!!!#// negative
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zhuhou or jiankong food for the jttw requests please?
Oh mY GOD ANON ILYSM RN!!
My laptop died though and I couldn't find my charger so I had to draw them in trad 🤩 I might redraw some of these and make them better lawl 😭
Zhuhou doodles (the first one is like...very old lawl)
And jiankong <33
#one-sided jiankong is my shxt#zhuhou#jttw#Journey to the west#rel'sart#aka Erlang's unspoken admiration towards Wukong turning into a crush (help)#but Erlang is having none of that shxt#HE CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A DAMNED YAOGUAI! ONE WHO REBELLED AGAINST HEAVEN NONETHELESS#BUT ANYWAYS PICTURING ERLANG REALIZING HIS CRUSH ON WUKONG AFTER THEY BATTLED LMAO#IT'S SO FUNNY LMAOO#CUS LIKE...I LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT ERLANG MET WUKONG AT FIRST WHEN HE WAS BAIMAWEN RIGHT.#and uh Erlang didn't really think much of Wukong. He thought Wukong was just some monkey#but then#Wukong proves him wrong when he wages war against Heaven and the monkey even gave Erlang Shen a hard time in battle#wukong was able to do what Erlang Shen couldn't#aka defy Heaven and to be proud about who he is#and that's where the admiration comes from 🙃#Erlang might resent Wukong for making him feel this way#and Erlang would also be mad at himself#and when he burns Flower Fruit Mountain Erlang feels#relief#because he knew that Sun Wukong would not forgive him for CENTURIES to come#and he burnt down that possibility of him and Wukong ever becoming a thing#cus c'mon man#Erlang burnt Wukong's home#how else is Wukong gonna feel lmao#edit: I forgot that Erlang did defy heaven once. By freeing his mom from under a mountain. Still#he'd have that admiration to Wukong for not giving into Heaven's pressures
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It wouldn't leave me alone until I drew it
#( artwork )#( mun art )#(( He's so damn proud of himself ))#(( And Radio just sits there 'hand' on 'hip' being disappointed but also amused ))
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Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible
#if franky isnt good with swords why does he have a sword on his mecha 💀 just for the shogun bit#inu inu fruit??? he is just like inuyasha... omg.... crossover of my favourite things.... yamato i love you.....#yamato eating the protector deity of wano fruit.... calling himself oden.... his father must be fuming he is the antithesis of his person#obv its very much on purposes but lmao rip bozo (kaido) you didnt think much about that one.... maybe the deity of wano wants its people to#be free and not slaves of a weapons industry idk....#not olvia omg... and saul.... and clover... they changed little robin's name.... and her mom's voice is the same as hers lmao it's too much#robin said this is way too nice.... can't be real#once again thinking about robin holding her mothers hand..... and becoming an archeologist to make her proud.... the hands....#but now it's not about her mom now its about her friends.... also her childish heart omg.... truly#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1042#robin defending sanji's honor akdjsks#robin that was so slay... take care tho.... ily.... until next time#luffy on the floor passed out having a tantrum about food. incredible#fucking caribou again.... DIEEE!!!!#MOMO FLY AGAIN!!!! GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS#also yesterday i was showering and thinking about like dying like this cant be right... i am on thay level....#episode 1043#'i am not soft on women' oh yeah i bet...#see how good armor haki would have been here..... i have been saying this#robin's face..... strongest element in all of one piece.....#robin wanting to become strong for someone else.... just like nami.....#OHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! she said i wanna be with my friends 😁 -> 😈#that was so cool. also black maria is DEAD. that was a CLUTCH WWE STYLE. DAMN. robin getting there by thinking about his friends :)))#what love and human connection do to a mf (positively)#OH SHINOBU'S ABILITY.... MOMO..... OMG#episode 1044#robin ily that was so cool. call me any time btw.
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omg PLEASE can i steal the line about hoffman being wasted as a detective because of his mouth because i am ~ losing my sweet mind at strahm treating him like a whore and hoffman is there like :) I've broken his brain :)
friend. my dear fellow hoffreak. it's not stealing if i'm offering it to you in a silver platter, i want my brainrot and slutshaming to infect as many people as possible, my horny thoughts a new disease. mistreating hoffman disorder. it has no cure.
accurate depiction of mark hoffman bamboozling special agent peter strahm by the shitty break room coffee machine:
#i'm always here to conjure up the nastiest kinkiest hoffstrahm possible 🫡🫡🫡#at ur service coffinshipping nation#markie pookie so proud of himself that strahm's incapable of being professional bc he's either thinking of punching him or fucking him fr#funny shenanigans like mark forgot smth in a crime scene and he distracts strahm from it by taking advantage of the situation to remind.#peter how much he likes his mouth. he was already squatting to get a look on the mangled body....#peter comes close behind him. he just. casually rests his hand behind his knee. for support some would assume. mark can be clumsy sometimes.#oh. but peter freezes. mark keeps talking abt the body. strahm's aswering on automatic. mark turns to face him and looks up. so. close.#still squatting. at perfect height that his mouth's way too close and his hand goes up to the thigh...... gripping. peter thinks hoffman's#insane. clearly he's fucked up in the head if he wants to fuck now. amongst this much viscera. but. the bastard licks his lips.#'whats on ur mind special agent strahm?' and damn him. he's good at corrupting at least. peter's professionalism is suffering.#I FANFIC-ED AGAIN#now in the tags#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#sawposting
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The Garage After Sing 2
Marcus, upon hearing the numerous crimes the troupe committed: I am at a loss for words!
Johnny, narrating: Despite being loss for words, Dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes... then it was my uncles’ turns.
#sing#sing 2#marcus might have gone to jail himself but he'll be damned if johnny does too#he was not at all pleased after hearing what his son got up too over the last two movies#barry was equally disappointed#stan thought it was great johnny was finally having a rebellious stage#if sing 3 doesn't just show johnny grounded i will be honestly amazed#marcus is proud of his son's accomplishments... the felonies? not so much#sing johnny#sing marcus#sing big daddy#sing stan#sing barry
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GOD!!! I love Iroh
#honestly they could have made his character darker in canon#let him have killed dragons#let people ask why he only stopped the siege after HIS son died#let Zuko in S1 get tired of Iroh's dicking around and scream at him that he's not taking capturing the Avatar seriously so Zuko can go home#and Iroh can't tell him that yeah he doesn't want to go home because he's depressed af#but also acting silly is an easier way to keep Zuko away from Ozai#AND it keeps Iroh away from the Fire Nation#so yeah he's being selfish but it's keeping Zuko safe#I wish Iroh and Azula could have had more one on one moments#I wish he could lament that Azula is going down the same path as him but Azula is too proud to see#that she could lose everything and be as much of 'a loser' like him#Yes there will still be the tension#Iroh will still encourage Zuko with moves that Azula doesn't know if it motivates him#because if Zuko loses faith he WILL get his dumb ass captured and hauled home in chains#Iroh has lost one child he will not lose another#but then let him realize he could be damning Azula all the same#but the more he tries to talk to her the more he sees himself and his pride and ego and he cannot get to her in a way that won't jeopardize#his and Zuko's safety#so he must focus solely on himself and Zuko and getting to BSS#there's more I could say but I think I have enough here lmao
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me unironically loving the fuck out of, while at the same time also unironically fucking hating this song called ding-dong band by tsuneo imahori and making myself listen to it just to torture myself is what I've decided to call self harm
#i'm so high rn man i cant do this i almost passed out laughing at this stupid ass fucking song god i hate you#i am in shambles knowing i cant fucking directly ask tsuneo imahori what the fuck HE was smoking when making that song#my headcanon is that he hates those characters so fucking much he taight himself how to be so bad at music whenever he wants#JUST ENOUGH to convince bitches at an anime studio to put it in a damn show#and that he's so fucking proud of making such an awful horrific song as a highly skilled musician/composer that he wanted EVERYONE to know#“look. look at this song i made. my magnum opus. im such a good musician that I'm able to unlearn music theory at will to make such a song.”#please i beg of you tsuneo imahori i have to know why you made this song#i need to understand what the reason is. i swear i wont be disappointed with whatever reasoning you give i just have to KNOW#youre literally so good at making music. ypu make so many anime classic bangers#so why did you choose to conceive a song that sounds like what the word “ugly” sounded to me when i was 7#hajime no ippo
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it turns out i may be able to get top surgery covered… 😭 it’s not an automatic given but i make a good candidate. i’m going to ask planned parenthood next time if they know any more about it or how to find out
#AND A PHALLOPLASTY TOO??#but thats probably harder to get covered#lets just start with the top surgery oh my god 😭#can you imagine… only in my wildest dreams#my T is already covered too but i only thought to look tonight about surgery#i just assumed no… STUPID…#dreams can come true… crossing my fingers so hard#all of this… ive wanted all of this since i was a child so much#when i said as a young kid i was going to become a boy… damn look at me go now#my past self would be soooo proud of me#wish i could go back and tell him so he doesn’t have to cry and want to kill himself anymore
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Sometimes Diluc does wonder if the Delusion left a lasting impact on him, outside the never-fading scars on his arm. That if every time his temper flares or he deals a particularly cruel blow upon his opponent, it’s due to the Delusion’s lingering influence, that it may have altered him to be a crueler person as a result of his near half a decade-long dependence on it.
#hc; diluc#//Sometimes; he even goes as far as to wonder if the Delusion in fact only ENHANCED what was already there#//He’d damn near slain Kae out of anger as it was; anger he’d NEVER once thrown at Anyone before; much less HIM#//Who’s to say he didn’t already have that darkness within him; even considering the circumstances of that moment#//And him continuously—deliberately CHOOSING—using the Delusion only CEMENTED it deep into his self and soul#//He’s had plenty of his share of nightmares where he longs for the Delusion; regretting having Shattered it after its final use#//It was for the best; yes; but now he’ll forever be Haunted by the lack of it; like an addict in withdrawal#//There were times he DID try and cast it away during his years in Snezhnaya; but inevitably put it back on after harrowing nightmares#//He wishes he’d tried harder to get rid of it then; before it left such a lasting impression on him#//Even now; his body is still SO used to & wanting of it; he gets so RESTLESS#//Wanting to reach for and mess with it; only to find it gone and Remember why#//Or the marks it had branded him with start aching and acting up so bad; as though he were Burning from its fire#//Feeling utterly Exhilarated in the face of destruction his flames bring; in dreams or in reality then be Horrified at how much he’d done#//bc he SHOULDNT be proud of that; SHOULDNT delight in such cruel feelings and sights#//Especially when it comes to dealing w Fatui in Mond—the sick delight he feels in fighting/destroying them genuinely scares him at times#//He’s less inclined to feel it when dealing with the Abyss creatures—they aren’t HUMAN after all; but it still sets him at unease at times#//Sometimes particularly scathing remarks toward Kae during their bouts have even him balking#//Not quite rushing to take it back; esp not when Kae hits back harder or brushes it off w his irritating little posturing#//But still enough to make him mull it over afterwards & wonder just how much more resentment he holds for him#//And if he should watch out and make sure it doesn’t get so bad he tries to hurt him again#//He would NEVER willingly want to draw his sword on him ever again; not if he could help it#//no matter what’s become of their bond and how irreparable it must surely be; after all’s said and done#//But if the Delusion had truly sunk its cruel influence so deep into himself…who’s to say how well he can keep up this oath?#//Or smth idk lol
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