#((if anyone wants to see it))

[sleeby-anon]

soooo random but I was just thinking about your sirenbur fic series (the reporter one!) and I always wonder about what reader and siren’s first interaction was like. it plagues me. like, I can only imagine reader stumbling upon a supervillain in a dark alleyway at 3 am and losing their shit lmao 😭

Worry no longer anon, I have the answer to your question.

Well, first things first, the reader was desperately trying to get information about the conspiracy they were trying to uncover. So they were sprinting to scenes of crime to get any first hand info instead of the stuff the news was reporting on.

Siren caught on and thought it was cute that the reader was obsessed with him— found it endearing and was like “lmao this would be really funny to watch them chase a conspiracy for a bit” and it started of as trading info for info, he’d tell you some shit, reader would tell some shit about themselves, and then it evolved to him visiting their apartment for “information” (which would eventually evolve to a steamy make out sesh and so on and so forth.)

and a short unedited suggestive Drabble below the cut as a holiday treat. Minors fuck off.

“So… what information could you give me in response?”

“I don’t think that’s relevant.” His hand is tracing up the side of your thigh.

“No? I can work for it if that’s okay.” You can feel his stare from under his mask. You nod slowly, swallowing nervously. He smirks, and you hate how your body is crumbling with his touch. “Let’s see… how about this?”

One hand traces down the length of your spine, and you freeze, he just chuckles.

“Okay, and this?” His hands moves to your hips squeezing lightly, his grin gets more wicked as he watches your face become flustered. Then he’s leaning in close, his mouth near your ear—

“If I didn’t know any better I’d say you are enjoying this more then you are willing to admit there darling.”

“I—“ you cut yourself off as he traces the ghost of his lips along your jawline.

“You are so responsive—“ he pulls back just enough to watch you tremble in anticipation before murmuring, “May I kiss you?”

“Please.”

The hands on your hips pull you roughly into his lap and wrapping themselves around your waist, and joining his lips to yours.

“God I’ve wanted to do this for so long you have no idea how I’ve thought about this—you on my lap wanting me—“

“Then act like it—“ is the last thing you get out of your mouth before he pulls away, watching you with no reaction, before grinning darkly.

“Is that you giving me permission detective? To make you scream my name? To ruin that pretty face of yours?” He leans into your ear, whispering a thought that makes you blush something awful, “Do you really want me to fuck you dumb on my cock, your body squeezing me so tightly and the only name on your tongue is my own?”

The whispered words leave your mouth, the truest you could ever say, no charmspeak required.

“Ruin me.”

“You can be a little more polite detective and say please.”

You squirm on his lap and you recognize the bulge quickly growing in his crotch.

“Please.” It’s quiet and he tuts, pulling away from you.

“Please what?”

“Ruin me. Please ruin me and make me forget my own name.” You say staring at him dead in the mask.

He just grins and pulls you impossibly closer to him, his cock pressing against you making your squirm a little bit more.

“Now that’s my good little detective.”

[ailani-reillata]

I finished the detailed chapter-by-chapter outline for The Wanderer. Now I can start writing in earnest.

[charlie-but-not-slimecicle]

watching a youtube video of high schoolers perform tgwdlm on a whim and it‘s surprisingly good

[snacobie]

Art summary time!!

[gas-station-clown]

[wanderingmind867]

For all my insecure feelings of being a bad writer who is good for nothing except ideas, I have proven myself wrong on one of those accounts (the writing one, I still don't know what to do with my ideas). I was inspired earlier (i don't remember what anymore) to write a long, four-five paragraph note on my ideas for a version of the comic book villain The Clock King.

[jewelartbyjewel]

Accidentally drew Rangshi doing something my gf and I do and I didn’t even process until my gf sent me a pic lol

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[shinybulbasaur]

[skoofie]

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

[p3ngu]

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[tawaifeddiediaz]

you know what boils my blood.

over the last 2 weeks, i've seen countless patients walk into my urgent care center, symptomatic for so many things, refusing to get tested for covid and flu, citing that they don't want to knowingly bring it to their holiday tables. i had a patient tell me, verbatim, "i don't want to test for covid, because i don't want to be the asshole who brings it on a plane."

i understand that - i understand that holidays are times where people look forward to meeting loved ones that they might only see once a year, or where they get a break from the hectic back and forth of their lives.

but here's the thing - whether they get tested or not, they will bring whatever they have to their holiday tables. it's pure recklessness to know that you're sick, and walk into someone else's house spreading the disease.

today, january 2, i saw 91 patients, many of them who have tested positive for covid and flu. many of these patients are the same ones who didn't want testing 3 days ago, until their events were over, and now, they will have to reach out to everyone they know to let them know that they were positive because they were showing symptoms well before their event.

the next week or two? we're going to see many, many more, all people with symptoms that started around christmas. these are the only two viruses we test for rapidly in our office, but they are potent and can be fatal in many people.

so here's why i wrote this post, and maybe it's a little late, but - if you care about your loved ones, please get tested if you know you're sick. it doesn't have to be at a clinic if you don't want it to, because the over-the-counter tests work just fine too (if you test within 5-7 days of symptom onset). just...please don't try to run from the knowledge that you might have covid, because immunocompromised people, elderly people, people with co-morbidities like asthma, pregnancy, diabetes, etc...many of them may not recover. and they may not be sitting at your holiday table in the future because of it.

[imjusta-randomartist]

I made a poem because I was silly in the shower

Does anyone want to see it

I might post it anyway just without tags :p

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 6 and look who showed up

(1)(2)(3)(4) (5)

[devilfruitdyke]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️

[plorpl]

Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:

Special awards go to:

"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:

And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:

EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game