#(I think this can go in my art tag wahaha)

[lover-cook]

You’ve Got A Nice Smile~

“A nice, lazy, and sunny day brings out the best in everyone, doesn’t it?”

A short one-shot taking place pre-Water 7! An interaction between Ray and Sanji, discussing Ray favorite thing about the cook: His smile! No warnings it's all fluff, and has a little over 1k word count!

The sun was shining high above the Merry, the exact weather Ray liked. It meant calm seas, an almost jolly atmosphere, and a lot less cleanup work.

A seagull cawed overhead as the Strawhats where spending their lazy afternoon doing someorother.

Zoro was napping on deck, as usual, while Robin read not far from him. Luffy was draped over the Merry’s figurehead in a weird in-between state of sleep and singing a sea shanty, not that anyone but him could hear the words since he had his hat on his face.

The only two working at all of course were Nami and Chopper, but they were doing a half-hazard job of it even at that.

Nami was busying her hands by doing some update touches on the master map she had, adding islands and towns here and there she didn’t know existed previously, while Chopper was sat in a chair next to Robin as he quietly mixed some medicines while humming to himself, keeping in time with his mixing and grinding. (Was that the same sea shanty Luffy was singing? Ray couldn’t tell.)

That only left Usopp who was currently keeping a lazy watch from the crows-nest while he was reorganizing his bag.

This kind of thing is why Ray really loved sailing. As exciting as going from island to island was it was the being on the open water they preferred. The rhythmic splash of waves against the ship making it rock, the soft sigh of seafoam, the sea-life below and the avian animals above. It reminded them of being on the Baratie. Which wasn’t helped by Sanji being right along for the ride.

The two were stood against the railing of the Merry with two fishing poles cast. Sanji took a drag from his cigarette and watched the water lap at the boogey.

He had a contented smile on his face, an unfortunately rare look for him. That made Ray upset, it looked good on the cook.

It wasn’t to say Sanji never smiled but it was rare to see him genuinely unbothered. He was the type of fake smiler that meant he was either about to bite someone's head off and was trying to hide it or being a little over dramatic and showy.

That just made the moments when he was clearly comfortable and happy mean even more, though.

“You’ve got a good smile, you know.” Ray said, leaning against the railing.

“Huh? What do you mean?” Sanji asked, looking up.

“Your smile! It’s cute. When you’re being genuine about it, I mean. You should do that more.”

Sanji blinked for a moment. “Me? Mine? Are you sure you don’t mean Luffy or Usopp-“ he asked, pointing at himself in confusion.

“Nope! Yours! Don’t know how you got to be so… annoyingly charming though. Lord knows you didn’t get it from the Old Man.” Ray laughed.

Sanji stared for a moment, looking Ray’s face up and a down, like he was searching for some sort of answer their face would give away. Then his expression became a slightly smug smile.

“What? Am I not allowed to give you a compliment you all of a sudden??” Ray asked, their brow furrowing as they looked over the railing to the ocean below.

“Ray are you sick? Has the sun gotten to you? I can go get Chopper.” Sanji said in a joking manner, taking his hand to fan Ray.

“Don’t be a dumbass! I’m fine!” Ray laughed, batting his hand away. “And don’t get your hopes up, never in a million years will you get me spouting sweet nothings at you, lover-boy.”

“Wow you’re starting to sound more like the Old Geezer then I do with the way you’re talkin’.” Sanji snickered and took a drag from his cigarette.

“It’s the truth, though.” Ray said with a smile.

“What?” Sanji blinked.

“I wasn’t joking. You have a good smile. You should do that more.”

The silence was palpable as Sanji stared in dumbfoundment.

“You.. meant that?” He asked slowly.

“Of course! If theirs's one thing I’m not it’s a liar when complimenting someone.”

“Um…. Er…. Thank you, Ray.” Sanji said, collecting his thoughts. “Though I still don’t quite get what you mean, I smile plenty! More than that stupid mosshead does, anyway.” He added, gesturing to where the swordsman was sleeping.

“Well sure but it’s never authentic. I like your smile not Mr. Prince’s, not how you look when handling Customers, yours is the best. At least when you’re being a dramatic dork that’s not as annoying.” Ray explained, emphasizing their point with their hands.

Sanji looked at Ray and then to the ocean. He took a drag from his cigarette deep in thought. When he looked back at them he had a toothy grin on his face.

“Damn, Wildflower! You read me like a book, huh?” He said with a laugh. “Thank you though.” "What for?" Ray asked. "Being honest? That's hardly a chore." "For the compliment! A guy like me doesn't come by those frequently, despite what you'd be lead to believe." Sanji said with a look to Ray, a expression that was a mix of smug and genuine gratitude. "Seriously, thanks. Sun Rayyy~" Any honestly that had been on the cooks face melted away being replaced by a wink.

"Ohh no no you can not start calling me that I refuse." Ray said, their face going red with embarrassment. "Oh come on Sun Rayyy~! It's a compliment!" He said with a grin, resting his head on his hand prompted against the railing. "Nope. Nope I am not having some cheesy nickname like Nami and Robin do that is out of the question--" "I don't just give those to everyone you know, Sun Ray~." Sanji cut in with a snicker. "Sure you do. Hell Zoro gets called nothing but stupid nicknames." "Well maybe but not like you guys! You of all people should know I mean it with love." He said closing his eyes in a smile. "Smiling isn't going to make me like it, Romeo." Ray said with a huff, looking back to the ocean. "Well too bad cause now it's here to stay Sun Rayyy~"

[xxsycamore]

"𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚘, 𝙽𝚞𝚗𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎?"

🎂🎉NAPOLEON BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION 2023🎉🎂

Greetings, fellow Napo-lovers! Our favorite sleepyhead's birthday is right around the corner, so I put together a little celebration, both for content creators and non-content creators alike!

The rules are simple: Every day from the beginning of the month to Napoleon's birthday, August 15th, I'm going to post a question for you to answer in your preferred way - via reblog, reply, or by making your own post tagged #napoleon birthday celebration. Every three days, the theme changes - and each theme is a prompt that you may use for all your creative needs. Don't be afraid of being late to the party - there are no deadlines here!

Standard rules for content creators under the cut. There you can also find a typed list of the questions and prompts.

Have fun celebrating our ex-emperor's birthday!~

DAILY QUESTIONS POSTS: [Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5] [Day 6][Day 7][Day 8][Day 9][Day 10][Day 11][Day 12][Day 13][Day 14][Day 15]

any form of art is welcome! sketches or fully rendered art, ficlets or multichapter fics, collages and edits, everything you can think about!

you can choose between using the standard prompt, using the dialogue line, or using them both.

Rating, Genre, Pairings, etc. are all up to you! So is the interpretation of the prompts. If fluff is where your heart takes you for prompt 2 [NOT ALONE], then do that - if you'd rather make it angsty, that's more than alright! :) Make sure to put content warnings where needed!

there will be no masterlist for this challenge. Which means, no deadline - don't stress over the posting days and don't be afraid to be late. This is all about appreciating Napoleon, after all, and it's always the right time to do that!

Don't stress over completing the whole challenge, you're perfectly fine participating with just one work - and for that matter, you can also create multiple ones if you have more than one idea. They also don't have to be in order!

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out!

DAILY QUESTIONS AND PROMPTS:

PROMPT ONE, Aug 1-3 : NAPO STYLE "Should I go out like this more often?"

AUGUST 1ST    ----> What is an accessory/item that Napoleon carries around that stands out for you?

AUGUST 2ND   ----> In Modern AU, how do you think Napoleon would dress?

AUGUST 3RD   ----> If you could change anything about Napoleon's design, what would it be?

PROMPT TWO, Aug 4-6 : NOT ALONE "Thanks for enjoying my company."

AUGUST 4TH   ----> Which suitor is closest to Napoleon, and who do you wish interacted with him more?

AUGUST 5TH   ----> Besides his eagle Jupiter, what other pet would suit Napoleon?

AUGUST 6TH   ----> If you wanted to get closer to Napoleon, what would you do?

PROMPT THREE, Aug 7-9 : SKIN-DEEP "I guess this is just who I am."

AUGUST 7TH   ----> What, in your opinion, is the emotion Napoleon feels the strongest?

AUGUST 8TH   ----> How does Napoleon manage stress? How would you comfort him?

AUGUST 9TH   ----> What can make Napoleon act out-of-character?

PROMPT FOUR, Aug 10-12 : HABIT "Do I really do that?"

AUGUST 10TH  ----> What can make Napoleon wake up on time for once?

AUGUST 11TH  ----> We know Napoleon loves crepes, but what flavor?!

AUGUST 12TH  ----> Does Monsieur de Wahaha have a charming or an annoying laughter?

PROMPT FIVE, Aug 13-15 : LIONHEART "Because you showed me what love is."

AUGUST 13TH  ----> What is Napoleon's love language?

AUGUST 14TH  ----> How far would Napoleon go when fighting for his love?

AUGUST 15TH  ----> What is Napoleon's perfect idea of celebrating his birthday?

[suspicious-andou]

HI!!!! Tumblr recommend your post to me and when I saw who it is I just HAD to make a request!!!! ( <- big fan of your art) I've been having this visual about MC giving Napoleon a reach around handjob (?) (yk, she hugs him from behind and jerks him off) but I just CANT think of how things reach that point - I'd really really love to see what scenario you'd make out of it! Maybe a little praise kink too for napo? 👉🏻👈🏻 Ahhh I hope that's alright! Good luck with your future stories, would love to see them all <33 Have a great day!

Hi Mo!! Im glad to know that you like my art aaa 🥰 (a bit late but congrats on 1k and also that rio req u did for me was scrumptious) And Of course you can, hopefully ive done napo justice 🥺 have a great day and thankyou!!

Chores gone wrong?

Pairing: Napoleon Bonaparte x MC

Rating: Explicit 🔞

Tags: Handjob, praise kink, kissing, slight crack at the end

It was one of those rare days where Sebastian was genuinely ill enough for him to not be able to carry out his duties. To be precise he was forced by everyone, including MC to stay put in his bed, as of course, he kept insisting on working.

Instead, today helping MC was no other than her boyfriend, Monsieur de Wahaha.

"Whew!"

MC exhaled in relief, wiping the sweat on her brow with the back of her hand after finishing off the last batch of dishes. Napoleon was behind her drying off the clean utensils, sleeves rolled up exposing his strong forearms.

She shook her damp hands before turning her attention to Napoleon who was working attentively. Scooting closer towards him, she wrapped her arms around him, tiptoeing as she peered over his shoulder.

"Tired?"

Napoleon questioned, his soft and deep voice ringing through the silent night.

"Mhm. i bet you are equally tired.."

MC said as she tighten her arms around him, burrying her face into his broad back. Closing her eyes, she could smell the subtle scent of his cologne and she loved the way it smelled, even though it had a hint of sweat to it from helping her all day long.

"Hahah, you know im never tired around you nunuche" He chuckled, hands still working on his task

"Thanks for helping me out Leon.. i really apprecieate it"

Thanking him, she left a soft yet deep kiss on the back of his neck, causing his breath to hitch

"Anything, and anytime" he said, voice coming out a bit shakier than he would like which he covered it up with a cough

Her arms were still wrapped around his back, warm breath tickling his neck, causing the hair on the back of his neck to stand up. She knew well that his neck was a sensitive spot, and observing his reactions moments ago, she may or may not have "interesting" ideas in mind.

Smoooch

One kiss, two kiss, on his neck, and multiplying. Every kiss she left caused him to either jolt or gasp.

"Oi nunuche, that tickles."

"Oh really?"

Ah, so this is how it's going to be.

"Okay, maybe it doesn't."

Napoleon gave in, now invested in whatever trick MC had under her sleeve.

Gently licking the back of his neck while sucking on the sensitive skin, she slowly snaked her arms dangerously low. She traced his abdomen sensually on her way down. she was greeted by his half hard member still in it's confine.

Barely able to function with his brain instead of his cock, he cleared his throat to gather his composure before asking, "Mm.. and what exactly do you think you're doing?"

With her lips resting near his ear lobe, she whispered, "I'm just rewarding my dearest boyfriend."

She nipped on his flushed ear, cupping his now prominent bulge, giving a squueze.

"Because he's the best boyfriend in the world..", she whispered as she blew air into his ear, causing him to shiver under her touch

"Ah.."

He let out a soft moan and MC could feel his now fully erect bulge twitch under her palm after those words left her mouth. Not only that, his face was tinted red without her fully noticing. Napoleon's weak when it comes to her praises.

Momentarily clencing onto the items he had in his hands, Napoleon kept on drying the remaining dishes. He was desperately pretending to not melt under his gilfriend's doing as he had a slight complex when it comes to giving in, though, he obviously was hoping for her to continue to kiss him, touch him, and praise him.

"Mhm, just like that. keep working like the good boy you are"

Voice as smooth as honey.

Palming his bulge, he responded with a series of stiffled groans, trying to keep his cool as he "focused" on his task.

Still pretending to be unfazed? Of course MC decided to up her game.

Once again, she showered his neck with her kisses, now leaving bolder bite marks. Momentarily, she felt like a lioness marking her teritory.

Unzipping his pants, she freed his weeping member, pumping it slow but firmly, her mouth still working on his skin.

"Ah..! Shit, shit, shit!" He cursed, losing grip of the cloth and dishes as soon as he felt her hands wrap around his cock

"Now, now, keep on working, theres only a few left..", she taunted increasing her pace while his cock pulsed enthustiastically, leaking pre cum.

"But! ..nngh", he tried to protest, but realized that its futile, as she has got him wrapped around her game. Not that he hated it, in fact, it was the exact opposite.

With shaky hands he picked up the cloth and dishes trying his best to wipe that said item.

"Good job my dearest 'leon"

She pushed her weight forward, forcing him to hunch over the counter, which soonly turned into his upper body being pressed onto the counter. She showed no mercy with her pace, his hard member ready to erupt at any moment. Poor Napoleon was clenching on the cloth on one hand with the dish on his other hand as MC made him submit to her.

To send him over the edge, she slithered one of her hand towards one of his clothed nipple, pulling on the sensitive bud roughly. Napoleon jolted as he choked out a moan

"You like that, don't you? Hm?"

"Nn..!", he paused, but quickly enough gave in, "Merde! yes i do! Hngh-!"

Admitting his defeat, white ropes of cum spilled out of his member, coating MC's hand with his thick liquid.

Giving him a quick peck, she retreated herself, giving him space to catch his breath.

"Thankyou for the meal 'Leon, i hope you enjoyed your reward", she said as she licked her soiled hand.

Upper body still sprawled across the counter, he panted out, "As i said *pant* anything, and anytime mon amour"

"Also we might have gotten cum on one of the bowls"

Napoleon quickly stood back up, fixing his pants clumsily to look at the said bowl she pointed.

Both parties stayed quiet and looked at each other for a bit

"I'll take it with me."

.

.

Sebastian always wondered why napoleon always kept one of the bowls in his bedroom... but he will never know...

[kirafanxx69420]

hi (^_^)/

im xuil !!!!

about me

i go by xe/they, i like to draw, i like to talk, honestly dont know what else to say i own a switch and a 3ds and i love to pirate things as much as i can

things i like!!!

hypmic, twst, rhythm games, like project diva/taiko no tatsujin/muse dash/mobile ones etc, death note, movies (yk western ones your dad watches), old mgm tapdancing films, actually it's Donald O'Connor, average knowledge on anime, mdzs, i read manga more tho, ace attorney/daigyakuten saiban, jjba, mp100, stupid isekai manhwa, vocaloid, im a meiko kaito truther, yakuza 0, triangle strategy, dc (batfam things), ib, wadanohara, scrolling thru itch io games in general, yttd, stardew valley, alien stage

i am indeed critical of what i consume and i do like to trashtalk my own interests wahaha

yuck!!

if u think fiction ≠ reality ur a weirdo and wrong and proshippers can eat my shit ,people who fall under basic dni criteria go away

especially those who dont like neopronouns why are you here i use them find better things to hate

tags i use :3

#xuil txt - miscellaneous stuff, short thoughts i poop out

#xuil rambles- the longer side of text posts and well, me rambling

#xuil gaym- the gamer experience

#xuilart - my art!!!

#oc stuff- for my beloved dear ocs, mostly art as well

find me yipee

Instagram: @vortixxes

i post art there alotttt more!!!! i dont talk there but im happy if anyone visits :]

Discord: xuil#8366

im actually not sure if the #numbers still work so idk how friending works anymore someone help (??) but yeah!!! I'd love to talk on discord ^_^

[battleshell]

THE POSITIVE & NEGATIVE; Mun & Muse - Meme.

fill out & repost ♥ This meme definitely favors canons more, but I hope OC’s still can make it somehow work with their own lore, and lil’ fandom of friends & mutuals. Multi-Muses pick the muse you are the most invested in atm. tagged by: @dansiere whom im care tagging: extremely informative meme for ppl who have lots of cross-over interactions, i encourage u to steal it from me anyway BUT @sternenteile​ @twelvians​ @stellamris​ @grandtales​

My muse is:   canon / oc / au / canon-divergent / fandomless / complicated

Is your character popular in the fandom? YES / NO. [ he is a very, very minor NPC that i’ve essentially wrested from the game with my grubby hands; Gerson is a merchant NPC found in Waterfall, the third area of the game focused with water themes. he has less than 100 lines of dialogue (but jam-packed full of info) and doesn’t even have an overworld sprite. although noted to have a history with multiple major characters, it’s not often i’ve seen him be the main focus of any fanfics or art pieces. ]

Is your character considered hot™ in the fandom?  YES / NO / IDK. [ put that faaaaaaaar away from me please tyty ]

Is your character considered strong in the fandom?  YES / NO / IDK. [ i personally believe that Gerson is a strong and potentially powerful monster with fighting capability that could rival some of the stronger Monsters in the Underground due to his background as a fighter during the Human-Monster War, but since has waned in both reputation and fighting skill. we never fight him in game and as such, will never see how he compares numerically, but it’s clear from his dialogue that he knows how to fight professionally/cleverly and would have given a hard challenge. ]

Are they underrated?  YES / NO / IDK. [ i mentioned before that Gerson has ties with lots of major characters - I hardly see it being put into action or talked about! i also have a soft spot for elder/older characters in general since they seem to be overlooked in favor for younger characters that carry the action of plots - which I understand and totally get, but I still like to put these characters out there for the sake of it ]

Were they relevant for the main story?  YES / NO.

Were they relevant for the main character? YES / NO / THEY’RE THE PROTAG. [ he was a funny merchant dude that said “wahaha” a whole bunch of times and carried a magnifying glass; sure he and Frisk would have been good friends after the golden ending but most people have forgotten about their interaction with Gerson once out of Waterfall ]

Are they widely known in their world? YES / NO. [ as one of the older if not oldest Monsters in the Underground, or from his reputation as the “Hammer of Justice” from wartime. he is also a historian and is noted to have written a few of the books in the Librarby. definitely known in the Underground, but probably only in that community ]

How’s their reputation?  GOOD / BAD / NEUTRAL. [ as mentioned before, a benefactor to the community and maybe even a sagely figure. a source of wisdom (even if cheeky) and a person of stability ]

How strictly do you follow canon?  — ehhhhhhhhhh both extremely canon compliant and then hands off the wheel, let jesus drive me away~ i only have so much canon material to work with so i have milked as much as offered to me, then went off to forge my own path in order to patch up the missing holes then add a few sprinkles. the base of the character is all there, but if you really want to get invested with him (or me) then we have a lot to walk through.

SELL YOUR MUSE! Aka try to list everything, which makes your muse interesting in your opinion to make them spicy for your mutuals.  —  old tortoise (NOT TURTLE) guy sells knick-knacks and cracks jokes, knows everyone’s dirty secrets but thinks they’re just funny to think about them than use them. an elder in the community who has stories to tell and lessons to teach, who has lived through half of recorded history and now spends his time just trying to make things around him interesting. a war veteran who protects his community and understands the horror of the world, but keeps eyes looking into the future even in the face of grimness itself. plays the accordion and harmonica, could probably square dance if he knew what that was. will call you kiddo.

Now the OPPOSITE, list everything why your muse could not be so interesting (even if you may not agree, what does the fandom perhaps think?).  —  little to no motivation to find a passion for himself that would benefit or service just himself; his entire sense of worth comes from servicing others in some way (being a soldier and protecting people; recording history in order to teach future generations; maintaining a shop in order to literally service others) and lack of action due to decrepitude in old age. close-minded compared to other Monsters, as he doesn’t actually take to think of humans or outsiders kindly; judgmental to the point of being racist. proud and dislikes being one-upped that it could lead to pettiness, and despite his positive outlooks, very pessimistic worldview.

What inspired you to rp your muse?  —  funfact: Gerson is my first tumblr RP muse ever, and since i was worried about duplicate anxiety when i first started i specifically wrote him since he was a smaller character with less attention - i’ve since learned i have no anxiety about it so it’s no longer a problem, but what keeps me going today is the challenge of writing someone so different from me. the elder aesthetic along with homely, almost cottagecore kind of vibe is also appealing, and the humor that comes with gerson is a joy to write out.

What keeps your inspiration going?  —  reading literature, music, artwork, pinterest, replaying the game, and doing little hobbies that would embody the character (collecting or sewing, for example) are things i can do by myself, but with other people i have the most drive when i can have friendly and nonpersonal arguments/debates about character motives or about source material like what made a character act like this or that, or about really anything as long as it makes me seriously think about characters critically and force me to recognize flaws.

Some more personal questions for the mun.

Give your mutuals some insight about the way you are in some matters, which could lead them to get more comfortable with you or perhaps not.

Do you think you give your character justice?  YES / NO / I SINCERELY HOPE I DO? [ unfortunately i’m not a tortoise monster who lived for probably centuries if not decades older than myself, but i enjoy writing older characters and hope that other ppl see the potential gerson has like i do ]

Do you frequently write headcanons?  YES / NO / SORT OF? [ you know when you have a concept and in your own mind you can see it clearly, without fuzziness or confusion, but you can’t seem to put it clearly into words without it turning into an essay because you need to connect all the other points that’s in the single concept you envisioned? yea. ]

Do you sometimes write drabbles?  YES / NO [ bro i should.. ]

Do you think a lot about your Muse during the day? YES / NO [ hmu if you got pinterest and i’ll give u tons and tons of boards ]

Are you confident in your portrayal?  YES / NO / SORT OF? [ this is unfair to answer as (AFAIK) i am the only person writing Gerson in... any capacity. despite that i like to think i bring out the humorous side of him, and show ppl that he and other NPCs are tons of potentials and shouldn’t be overlooked because they aren’t popular ]

Are you confident in your writing?  YES / NO. [ i always believed my style and my skill in not only PSDs or aesthetics, but analysis or understanding was always a bit plain, without much flourish or complexity. while that is appealing on its own and has its own merits, i can’t help but feel i can always push myself to do a little more, add a little flavor, or paint an image that could only be done in writing. although i am doing enough to get the job done, i’m searching for a certain voice of writing that i like and want to integrate into creative writing in order to make it more personalized and more engaging. ]

Are you a sensitive person?  YES / NO. / SORTA. [ i despise pussyfooting and will often tell ppl straight up if i have a problem with them or something about them; straightforwardness, honesty, and integrity are some of my core values and that includes being harsh if it comes to it in order to keep order ]

Do you accept criticism well about your portrayal?  —  assuming it’s rooted in goodwill or from a point of analysis, absolutely! it’s one of the direct sources for growth and getting better at any craft, but as Tumblr loves to be.... jumpy, i’m always cautious when its not from someone i know.

Do you like questions, which help you explore your character?  —  YEA BUDDYYYYY

If someone disagrees to a headcanon of yours, do you want to know why?  —  absolutely, i thrive off friendly discourse as i mentioned.

If someone disagrees with your portrayal, how would you take it?  —  if we don’t discuss it as above, in lit any other case i’d say “well there are other blogs to follow” but since i’m like 99% sure i’m the only gerson blog that isn’t applicable lmao; the point still stands that everyone has the freedom to write a character as they wish. there are valid reasons to dislike a portayal but not a lot of valid reasons to attack someone for it - with the exception of ppl being gross. stop that, nasty.

If someone really hates your character, how do you take it?  —  strangely. it’s not my job to make people like a character, you either like them or not. if you dislike them for unreasonable points then, to leave in the previous response, “clowns will be clowns, no matter what you do. I just don’t get why you would follow someone if you hate their character to begin with.”

Are you okay with people pointing out your grammatical errors?  —  of course, as long as it’s polite and all that jazz!

Do you think you are easy going as a mun?   —  depends on the meaning - i like making new friends and i find it easy to talk to new people, be it about roleplay or other things like organizing video game play sessions. however, i also have on multiple occasions have approached ppl privately saying “this is annoying/this is problematic/this is inappropriate, stop” and been met with general disdain for voicing such so Who Knows..... (tm). at least on a private level. here, publicly, i’m pretty relaxed! memes and jokes are abound. as long as a person can be mature and responsible for their actions we can vibe, yo.

[zwei-the-penguin-with-a-pen]

21 Questions

Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you wnat to know better

Tagged by the incredible @kizzycannon! I can’t remember if I’ve done one of these so let’s GO!!

Nickname: ZweI is my usual handle, but I’m also called Little Jimmy. Pretty much anything to avoid my actual name. WAHAHA

Zodiac: Pisces

Height: 5'9 ish

Hogwarts House: never got sorted but I like to think Ravenclaw

The last thing I Googled: the color rose gold (fanfic research)

Favorite Musicians: Coheed and Cambria, Jeff and Casey Williams, Brendon Urie, and all the people that made the soundtracks for Splatoon

Some Song Stuck in my head: anything by Off the Hook from Splatoon 2, usually 'Nasty Majesty' or 'Color Pulse'

Following: 50

Followers: 116 (how or why I have NO idea)

Do you get asks: Nah just snide comments in the replies haha I can;t even get reblogs XD)

Amount of Sleep: either not enough or too much

Lucky Number: 321. I don't remember why

What you're wearing: lazy shorts and my Blake shirt, the 'Color Pop' one from V6

Dream Job: getting paid to make art

Dream Trip: Anywhere outside the States but Japan is the top of my list

Instruments: I've played guitar since I was 15 and I'd like to think I've gotten pretty good at it. I can even play left-handed a bit, even though I'm right-handed. Just reverse everything. (It's not easy by any means.) I can pick up most anything with strings and play well enough if I dick around with it a bit. (I've tried Cello, ukulele, banjo and those little harps.) I can make a decent beat on drums but I haven't practiced in ages, and I used to have an ocarina. Those are fun to play.

Languages: Fluently, only English. I had to take Spanish classes in high school so I know a bit of that but not enough to hold a conversation. I want to learn Japanese.

Favorite Songs: 'Sorairo Days' by Shoko Nakagawa, 'Smile Bomb' from Yu Yu Hakusho, All of Coheed and Cambria's music, although their newest record was kinda weak; Anything from RWBY but my faves are 'Red Like Roses 2', 'Shine', 'I'm the One', 'Armed and Ready', 'Smile' and 'Nevermore'

Random Fact: Yu Yu Hakusho is my most favorite anime, and it was born the same year as me, 1992.

Aesthetic: Ummm. i don’t really have much of an aesthetic

Tag 21 People: Um I’ll try but I don’t really talk to anyone on here. You can ignore this, I was just having some fun and wigging out that Sam tagged me in something. XD

@nothisiserica @pirateprincex @jessathevishual @girlamongthefence @shadowsoldier-rwby @artoferrrca @kimiheartblade @another-broken-heart-cafe @magical-game @amaranthcutebae @flafflewaffles @tayh0pe @funhausmaus @iwasboredandunsupervised @lilreadergurl @gisei-chan  @catifornia-art @kat-issodone @bumbleschnee @barwickles-harlivy @bewildered-o1ter 

[sunquail]

WIP MEME

swiggity swag I got tagged @airdeari

what the HECK am I working on right now, lemme see. this is for arts and also for writing, but I’m not like...doing a lot...really...right now...so we’ll see

1) VLR ZINE

technically I’m not doing so much ACTUAL work on this since I’ve done my page and a lot of the organising but I’m doing some feedback on the finishing touches!! some formatty things. see I’m looking at what snow wrote for it and I’m like, do I have to do a credit pic? a credit icon? I’m just gonna use my blog icon, that’s fine right? anyway I did a page for that and since then it’s been picking out artists and a LOT of “oh god which option is the better option”. I was gonna do a tenmyouji sticker but I got beaten to that (the one that got did is PHENOMENAL I’m not even mad)

2) room studies

POINTS AT SNOW I GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO DO THESE AND YOU WORK THREE TIMES THE SPEED I DO SO I’VE NOT EVEN FINISHED ONE YET. anyway I’m doing some interior studies, both overhead and from an actual proper perspective. I love drawing interiors! it’s outdoor backgrounds I need to work on l lmao. never. you’ll never take me alive. idk how many I have planned, at least two? they’re good for keepin me busy.

3) fallout drawins

I ALSO...wanna do more fallout sketches...”kit is this your ZE fallout AU” YES SHUT UP I’M PLOTTING IT it can’t be an AU with just ONE character. or, two, actually, there’s two right now. I’ll get a proper idea going. and just do a couple drawins. I doubt I’ll write this one.

4) what write ideas do I have... I don’t have write wips because I can only really write oneshots in ALL ONE GO so lemme find my list of those

- aoi+akane safe end fic... it’s been done to death over and over but that hour when light’s busy being shot...mmm-mm-mmmm.

- https://gyazo.com/7f0a97cbb7f4ffb74bfa318cc9c20f07 what does this mean I’m ?? laughing? what was this. I think it’s carpei

- I still kinda wanna do a lengthy (oneshot) fic about the entire of aoi’s childhood up until the first nonary game because that’s the only real part of his life that isn’t documented. snow did a bullet-by-bullet summary but I still sorta. wanna.

- remember that witchsona AU? nice

- oh lord what else. 

5) I still sometimes do t-shirt designs for my and mill’s redbubble

I should really get back to these

6) OC STUFF!!!

YOU MAY HAVE SEEN MY DOING ART OF MY OCS...they have...a story, but the end is the only part all done developed...so I’m settling for art right now. of one or two characters per art. I need to redo skua’s. I wanna do one of the Lesbian Wives. I wanna do one of the battlequeen and mishkin. I have a big story and a lot of characters I’m VERY fond of and one day, ONE DAY, something will come of it. until now it’s just pictures.

oh god this is. not very many things. usually I’ll have like commissions and stuff on here but right now I am open wahaha

[xxsycamore]

- NAPOLEON WEEK 2022 -

Greetings to all fellow nunuches and napolovers! There is less than a month left till our beloved Monsieur de Wahaha's birthday, and it's time for the annual celebration event at my blog to take place - Napoleon week! This year is a little more special - I have none other than THE @batteryrose as my co-host. This collaboration is just a drop in the ocean of napothoughts we share on the daily and we're glad to combine our unhinged minds and present you with something coherent for once!

Napoleon week is taking place right after my birthday which is on August 7th, so I just wanted to say that, this year again, I'm probably going to cry from happiness on the sight of any and all creations - well, just as I would on any given time of the year... I'm just very happy to have my birthday be so close to his! (*/ω＼*) And I'm happy to prepare something for all of us who love this man!

→ GUIDELINES

any form of art is welcome! sketches or fully rendered art, ficlets or multichapter fics, collages and edits, everything you can think about!

you can choose between using a single word prompt, using a dialogue prompt, or using them both.

Rating, Genre, Pairings, etc. are all up to you! So is the interpretation of the prompts. If fluff is where your heart takes you for day 1 [ambush], then do that - if you'd rather make it angsty, that's more than alright! :) Make sure to put content warnings where needed!

there will be no masterlist for this challenge. Which means, no deadline - don't stress over the posting days and don't be afraid to be late. This is all about appreciating Napoleon, after all, and it's always the right time to do that!

Don't stress over completing the whole challenge, you're perfectly fine participating with just one work - and for that matter, you can also create multiple ones if you have more than one idea. They also don't have to be in order!

When posting, use the tag #napoleon week 2022. Make sure to mention the challenge and its creators, @xxsycamore and @batteryrose - we'll be glad to be tagged and see your works!

→ PROMPTS

Here you will find the prompts for each day - a one-word prompt and a dialogue prompt.

If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us!

Have a happy celebration!

Day 1 [august 9th] - Ambush // "Admit defeat!"

Day 2 [august 10th] - Scar // "I can't call this beautiful."

Day 3 [august 11th] - Wingman // "I think I accidentally made someone fall in love with me…"

Day 4 [august 12th] - Cooking // "Well, I tried to warn you."

Day 5 [august 13th] - Big brother // "Leave it to me."

Day 6 [august 14th] - Change // "I've never taken notice of such things before I met you."

Day 7 [august 15th] - Birthday / Free day // "You always seem to know how to make me happy."