#(Ilyyy bitch)

[jasdiary]

Hihi Jas may i ask for Maria's hand in marriage opinions on her dorm leader and vice? :)c

HI HI MERCIE!! the answer to both is yes 😈😈😈 SO HAPPY TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT MAXWELL AND SAM!!!

Maria & Maxwell

I wholeheartedly believe they have an interesting relationship and dynamic.

Like cmon, they both grew up in the rose kingdom AND have the same class. They run into each other too much for Maria to NOT talk to him.

Maxwell doesn’t like to talk and Maria doesn’t shut up! Besties me thinks!

People definitely get fucking terrified when they see these two walking near them, but in reality they just want to ask if you’ve seen the campus cat roaming around.

Maria thinks Maxwell is just this big ol’ guy with a just as big heart hidden behind his even bigger boobs, and she’s doing her best to show people what she sees!

Maria never really knew anyone who could rival her strength until she met Maxwell! now she asks him to arm wrestle her at random moments, to which he reluctantly agrees.

Maria likes chilling with Maxwell and rambling about her day while he just sits there and listens.

She’s defending this man till all the threads from her neck unravel.

Maria & Sam

Sam is her little skrunkly and they’re so funny together.

When it’s time to renew her threads, she let’s Sam sew her up since he’s good at it! She also thinks it’s a cute little bonding moment.

Maria sees Sam as a little brother, always wanting to have had someone to take care of.

Maria once asked Sam about his unique magic, so he decided to show her instead of telling her…

It honestly strained their relationship for a while, Maria wouldn’t come out of her room for days outside of class and she avoided everyone.

Maria’s trying to learn how to not hold grudges tho! so she eventually asked Sam to talk about it, since she really wanted to go back to the fun they would have!

Now they don’t let anything get between them! They pull pranks on everyone and let their childish natures roam free!!

She approves of all his weird habits. “You go little man! climb that ceiling!!”

[solarismp3]

They should ban pictures of taeyong cuz now I want this hair 🙄🙄

[adispit]

TYSM FOR 100 followers!!!! I js checked my follower count and the growth is actually insane 😭😭😭 YALL are so amazing ilyyy <333 AHHHHHHHH so I’ve decided to do a 100 follower special! You can pick any of the options below for the 100 followers special fic

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader x Daughter x Instagram AU

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enews Like father, like daughter. Seems like little miss Harlow doesn’t like being captured by paparazzi. Every time we tried getting her attention she would ignore us and give us attitude. Link in bio for the rest of the pictures.

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alizemiaharlow My pet peeve is a camera in my face. Have you ever heard of personal space?

alizemiaharlow Also, the person who took these was following me all day. And being rude, This is why I have that look on my face. I’m always nice and I don’t mind saying hi, my parents raised me to be kind but to also respect myself. don’t yell nasty things my way and don’t whistle to get my attention, I’m not a dog. The only time my name was called, was when I put my glasses on and I was called a bitch for it ❤️

jackharlow EXCUSE ME??? I must be reading shit wrong? I must’ve gone completely blind, because no way I’m reading that people were following my daughter and being rude to her, because if that’s the case, you’re going to be really sorry.

yourusername ENEWS RUN ME MY MONEY! what you’re not about to do is say my daughter was being mean, when clearly your worker was harassing her.

urbanwyatt 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

yourbestiename DISGUSTING!!! Leave my niece alone.

allabouttheharlows 😬 😱 Yoooo Jack and y/n have never cared about paparazzi drama.

harlowsupdates true!!! But they were attacking their daughter so totally understandable.

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ezharlow She might be older but don’t get it twisted, I’ll catch hands to defend her. My ride or die. Love you Mia bug 🐞 ❤️

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jackharlow That’s right!!!!

alizemiaharlow 😂🥺🫶🏻 ilyyy Ez cheesy 🧀

yourusername Ok we’re not catching anyones hands. Let’s just relax a little before doing something bad.

urbanwyatt As you should little punk ❤️

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jackharlow Lunch dates with my first born 💜

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yourusername My little lady 😍

cassiewyatt 😍💗

ezharlow  Admit it, she’s your favorite!

jackharlow I’m not doing this with you again punk.

ezharlow 🙄

yourusername Stop calling my son a punk.

jackharlow Babe, he’s a pot stirring punk.

ezharlow Harlow, listen to your wife!!!!!!

alizemiaharlow Lmao you start shit because you know mom will defend you. Mommy’s boy at your age???

ezharlow Sure am and what?? 🥰

jackharlow She was my mami first 🤪🤤

alizemiaharlow OH COME ON DAD 😩

ezharlow DISGUSTING OLD MAN! STOP

yourusername Zadddyyyyy 😋 😘

ezharlow MOM I WILL BLOCK YOU BOTH

jackharlow 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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alizemiaharlow Bring your kid to work day! It’s settled, I’m the favorite because he could’ve brought the other 3 😊🤭😇

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ezharlow Aww you thought your were going to hurt my feelings? I’ve been known. The twins tho, they might cry.

alizemiaharlow As long as you know you’re not the favorite.

ezharlow I’m moms favorite

alizemiaharlow You’re such a moms boy is disturbing

ezharlow Says daddy’s princess 🤮

jackharlow I’m not even going to entertain this subject

alizemiaharlow Dad, it’s settled, book closed! Move on. We know!!!

jackharlow Young lady I’m not about to get in trouble.

ezharlow You already are, I showed mom.

yourusername You know, as a parent it’s our job to deny any accusations like these. Husband, you have failed miserably.

jackharlow I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!!!!

yourusername My point exactly.

twin1 Ezequiel I think you’re just nobodies favorite

twin2 I don’t even care, I rather be left alone.

ezharlow Mom, dad, the twins aren’t supposed to be on social media, they’re 12?

jackharlow True, who let y’all be on Instagram?

yourusername Who made the accounts?

twin2 My godfather @ druski2funnny

druski2funnny YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SNITCH ME OUT!!!

twin1 But you said it’s always fun when we do the snitching and the pot stirring, so make up your mind?

twin2 Yea especially when you get to see everyone go crazy at each other 😈

ezharlow WHO ARE YOU? I’M SCARED FOR MY LIFE.

twin1 What life?

urbanwyatt HAHAHA I love the twins

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[detestable-darling]

sorry im drunk at karaoke. PSYCHE‼️‼️‼️ bitch im not sorry 🫶 ilyyy

[andvys]

reread the last chapters:

1. we know not so much about robin's family background

2. although robin is really a bitch based on her actions so far, but I think she will be the biggest supporter, the type that blondie can ask for advice about steve later

3. I miss dustin xd I think he would really be able to correct steve's thoughts (although it might look like he's cleaning up after robin)

4. and oh my god, I can't wait the peaceful sex!

5. that's all really, oh and love you😂😍

YEAH and like robin and blondie won’t always have this kind of energy between them, once robin finds out the whole truth and these two make up… things are gonna be okay again

you’ll see more of dustin (and the other teens) soon!!!

AND ILYYY i’m glad you enjoy the story so much🩷

[violetashfall]

Oop- ik I just requested lol , so apologies for this, but I gotta get it outta my brainnn - okay so rn I'm rly sick... probs just a rly bad cold, but GIRL when I say my chest/lungs/heart HURTS ... bitch can barely b r e a t h or w a l k over here 💀😭 .

Anyway, I'm just thinking of sumn super fluffy - Carl and Enid taking care of reader bc she's super sick and can barely get out of bed 🥲- just something super sweet & fluffy!! No pressure ofc , take all the time you need if you decide to get to this ! Ilyyy 💞✨ !!

This is such a cute idea, I'm definitely going to make bots with this in mind!! I hope I can get a story out with this prompt because I can already imagine some stupid ideas in my head for it ehhehe

The last request by you has been uploaded in case you haven't seen it yet ! I hope you recover quickly, when I'm sick I curl up into a ball and hope to die, but JSS, ily ❤️

[maplesyrupsainz]

no one ever has any proof to back up these claims against alex (and wags in general) and it's kinda funny but also ridiculous

then again it's not ur responsibility to know that and ur writing fiction so does it really matter??

ignore the sour bitches and keep writing ur amazing fics pls ❤️

hahah ya for real jus anon people telling me random things 😭 true or not it makes no difference to me im just writing fanfiction lolz, ty angel ilyyy ❤️❤️ i'll never stop writing woohoo

[filmbyjy]

JAKE I LOVE YOU BUT U HURT YN AND ILL MAKE SURE NINGNING HISSES AT YOU

HYUNJIN : I LOVE YOU IGNORE THE FACT THAT HEESEUNG IS SIDEYEING ME, and may you always keep laughing

YN : U SEXY BITXH I HEART U BE MY GIRLFRIEND IGNORE HEE AND JAKE ILL TREAT U SO WELL

LIXIE : SUNSHINE ILYYY

Gaeul: GRANNIE GAEUL GIVE ME A HUG

SUNOO : SLAYYYY BESTIE

HeeseuNg : I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT HOLY SHIT UR SO HAT AND SWEET like ...

jake: *has left the chat*

hyunjin: heeseung was side eyeing you? BITCH IM GONNA FIGHT THAT 6FT MAN

yn: oh, that’s sweet of you☺️

felix: ooo you deserve a brownie😊

gaeul: gRaNnY👁️👁️ okay fine. fair enough. I am sort of a granny🥲 *goes for a hug*

sunoo: purr everyday💅🏻💅🏻

heeseung: hat? oh! hot. thank you🫶🏻

[rafesthroatbaby]

Anon needs to not. What was the point? Please. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN SCROLL ON PAST. Simple as that. Don’t start shit over fucking nothing please this isn’t high school drama. Leave my fucking girl alone! ISTG. I don’t stand for anon hate. Fuck outta here.

❤️

Anywaysssss, I LOVE YOU BITCH, YOU KEEP DOING YOU😘😘😘

for real !!! Like that’s my opinion, nobody can takes this away from me. We’re too grown for that kindergarten shit, oh you don’t like it? Move on, it’s really that simple! my ride or die bitch 🥹 ILYYY 💕

[vampiricgf]

KITA!!!!

I‘m just dropping by to ask you how you‘re doing and to share some of the pictures of another neighborhood kitty that I took on my run yesterday 🫶🏻

I hope all is well, and I also wanted to say how terribly sorry I am for the fact that those clown ass bitches have been harassing you for so long over what is essentially pixels 🫠 Their behavior is something I would have participated in in like, primary school. It was sooo cringeworthy n unhinged reading through all of their messages like damn you bitches live like this? Just wanna know where they got all that spare energy from that they use to needlessly harass you… if they‘re reading this, please hmu, any advice is helpful at this point 🙏🏻

But I‘m glad that you decided against leaving and that you‘re still writing and having fun with your mutuals ❤️ Your presence on my dash makes me so happy, and I keep thinking of you throughout the day when I see something you would like <3

ALSO: SATORU COMEBACK??!!?!???!?

ANESA!!!!

AHHHH that kitty is so so so adorable omg his floofy ish tail??? the blonde striping?? I wanna snuggle that cat SO bad

im doing good tho and so are my lil kitty cats, I had to switch them to an all wet food diet because every time marty eats dry food he pukes so I just figured im not doing that anymore he can have wet food so his tummy doesn't hurt lol

thankfully the no life bitches seem to have moved on atp and im happier just having my little space back to be silly and horny in peace without all that going on, it really was so cringe worthy and tbh elementary school to be doing all that (on both sides just in case anyone feels wild reading that). but that energy is being better put to use on other irl things :3 im so happy i stayed too I NEED to be able to inflict psychic damage on my mutuals it's simply not optional also your the sweetest ever im giving you one thousand smooches and little treats!!! <333

BUT ALSO THE SATORU STUFF HAS ME SO SICK im so serious im not gods strongest soldier that stupid one eyed cat needs to stop doing shit like this to him before I start acting like a wild silverback gorilla

I hope you have the best day ilyyy!

[rosyronkey]

omg i just had a look at ur intro post again and i’m blushing profusely at the fact i’m in ur cool mutuals list…., well and truly honoured 🐁

AH ILYYY u were in my notifactions like eariler idk when and i was like!!! why is this bitch not on my cool mutual list!!!! and then bam you join the losers i call my friends club

[madame-fear]

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!!

AMIRA ILYSMMMMM

OMG THEAAAA BABYGIRL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM GOING TO CROSS THE SCREEN AND SMOOCH ALL UR PRECIOUS LIL FACE BITCH ILYYY <333

[profesionalpartyguest]

13, 14, 21-24 for the numbers game :) im curious

THANK YOU ILYYY <3

13.Too long,i've been playing before i could read to give you an idea. If i had to estimate i'd say 11-12 years.

14. To make cc! I'm a really productive nd creative person so becoming a cc creator seemed something up my alley.

21. Slacker ofc, seems literally perfect for me. If i was a profesional party guest for 1500$ a night i'd never skip a day. I'd beat any bitch who says the party isn't good.

22. Law enforcement bc acab!! Also military bc your sims can't die in sim wars, where's all the fun of random death? Nowhere

23. Grow up, having kids all have the same personality seems so lazy tbh, i swear every kid rolls the want to get an a+ and that's boring.

24. Tie between romance and family, they're the most exciting and bring the most chatic gameplay. Sorry knowledge luv your a bit boring after a while xx

[heavyhitterheaux]

How long is your program babe? I’m wishing you all the best, you’re such an amazing person and literally it’s so weird because I don’t know you irl but I just want all good things coming your way 🥲💕🤗 ilyyy tonsss 😍 - ✨

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I loveeee youuuu and thank you for that! And right back at you!! 🥺💕

Right now, I have a 2 year nursing degree so an AA and I took my boards (NCLEX) right after

So I'm actually almost done with my BSN (Bachelors of Science in Nursing) I have one more semester to go!

But because I'm an overachiever and a boss ass bitch....

I'm going for my Masters right after!

Pray for me lol

[wind-becomes-lightning]

mimi oh juijui (but like affectionate and take care of urself ilyyy 🧡🧡)

mimi- sleeping sound effect of snorrkt mimimimi snorrkt mimimi oh - i actually really like you and your thoughts. i also think you need to sleep juijui- i know u nasty bitch get some water

i actually need water thank you i just did a workout <3