#(for legal reason this is a joke

[waterghoulcalamity]

don't k*ill me but... i have the working theory that, later on, it's going to be revealed that armand was asking lestat through their mind-chat to ditch louis and leave together instead. it would also make sense considering that louis was not even supposed to live after the trial, though it's unclear why armand freed louis from the iron coffin when he did (louis was there for about a month, why not sooner? why not later? something must have happened to make him free him, but it's likely going to be revealed next season)

walk with me. and remember that armand and lestat can communicate mentally without louis knowing. looking at armand's face through these scenes, at first you might think that he's making that face because he's imploring lestat not to tell his secret BUt

the most damning expression he makes is right here after lestat tells him "enjoy him" because why do you look mad?????? you get to keep the, alleged, love of your life that you snatched from the dying hands of the man that broke your heart previously and, not only that, he's keeping the secret that you played a bigger role in the death of his daughter than you did and even taking most of the fall for you. you should be relieved and gloating or at the very least still look scared.

and yet.

[lamialamia]

WatchMojo: Top ten lies Dick Winters heard in his life

[rolandkaros]

really a shame holger rune isn't actually a homo because he would be a huge hit all around with the non-tennis gays. like easy way to get a massive fanbase. holger are you writing this down. homosexuality is your calling

[xinnamoon]

Fun fact: feminine rage looks like V1 from ultrakill. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

[pinkyjulien]

Oh man latetly I'm truly feeling the goddamn-- relic malfunctions, the Johny Silverhand in me HhhhHHHH

Can't continue DAI cause that EA fuckass app can't launch in offline and everygame needs the app to start

After reading the Trauma Team comic I felt inspired and went in CP77 to take some VP, wanted to edit them

but Photoshop instantly close when launched cause Adobe fuckass Creative Cloud app can't connect!!! and it needs to verify its integrity tm!!!

I'm gonna Arasaka'd them oooooooooo

[shiraishi--kanade]

If you actually unironically use the word "Mary Sue" in this year of god 2024 I am coming to whack you with my comically oversized hammer

[claireverlasting]

“Romeo and Juliet are couple goal”, “Patroclus and Achilles are couple goal”, what, like dead?

[parttime-creative]

Help I have ambitions above my skill level and I'll complete definitely gonna do the project anyway!

Will I fuck up? Probably. Will I learn something? Maybe, in the best case? Will i have done and awesome fucking project thatl I'll be hella proud of (for a sec)? Ohohohoooo DEFINITELY.

FUCK THAT SKILL INSECURITY I KNOW NOTHING SO I KNOW NOT WHAT I DID WRONG! NOONE CAN STOP ME. NOT GOD GOD, NOT THE DEVIL. NOT EVEN MY PERFECTIONISM.

I HAVE YOUTUBE AND THE URGE TO CREATE ON MY SIDE, so joim me and my ambitions above my current skill level or cower in your corner of never daring to do anything new! MUAHAHAHA

[megaawkwardhuman]

we need to bully the dumbass who keeps putting the bear into the comedy categories s2g

[eddywoww]

Me 🤝 writing sad poetry to cope with my burgeoning mental illnesses

[thebirdkiwi]

i have to like, kidnap jro and keep him in a room for 36 where he can only answer my first aid related questions, where i use all my therapist powers to write a 40k fanfiction where first aid spends those six months going to Rung.

[rt3nenbaum]

okay fernando, there is no need to talk about george's s*x life on your instagram stories

[ablazenqueen]

A helpful diagram of Ken for his enemies:

[cloudeaid]

So yuki and michael already bowling together shhshshsjsbbaha daniel and pierre found dead at aisle 5

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Ugh, tell me about the Vanessa lines! What REALLY gets me is the fact that a few dozen people know EXACTLY what was supposed to happen. Hopefully, we’ll get an answer someday.

i’m gonna go to Scott Cawthon’s house and cry on his stoop like a stray dog until he tells me what was gonna happen

[all-good-all-ways]