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#(hikes in nature are my second favorite hobby after the witcher but i dont always like going to different places i like the same places)
hanzajesthanza · 2 years
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lady of the lake is like. nimue and condwiramurs join their autistic powers to summon ciri, the patron saint of autism
#this is literally what happens in ch 2 and 7…#this is an appreciation post for nimue in lotl#nimue is a representation of my loftly life goals:#live on an island in the middle of a lake in the middle of nowhere#spend all fucking day for the last 150 years obsessing over one single legend (special interest)#all else there is to do on this island is take long bathes and spend time in the sauna#and walk around by the pines rocks and waves#(hikes in nature are my second favorite hobby after the witcher but i dont always like going to different places i like the same places)#have strong sexy asf significant other who’s inwardly intelligent but is there primarily to fish and to **** *** ****#have neat and tidy room that smells good like myrrh sandalwood and mothballs#have awesome as fuck balcony that overlooks the lake#five foot by seven foot WOVEN TAPESTRY OF STYGGA CASTLE#you own ALL of the witcher fanart ever made and ALL of the witcher scholarly writing ever written#you have awesome asf hearty breakfast prepared for you every day#LITERALLYYYY my dream. this is what i hope i can achieve by age 40 or whatever#idk how she pays for all this or how she even got to live here (do you have to apply for housing etc) but the fisher king is a king so he’s#probably loaded and has the political power of a king too. right?#so amazing thats great#look how i didnt even mention being a sorceress or using magic or being beautiful (these other things that nimue has going for her)#its ok i can grow old and die or whatever id just like the sick island that makes you insane about the witcher cause im already half there#c: nimue#c: condwiramurs#c: ciri#the witcher books#book: lady of the lake#the elbow-high diaries
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