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It's funny, I'm taking a biology class right now and we're talking about genetics in the unit we're in. Tonight is sex linked traits. I could use you as homework XD
Please in your next class, raise your hand, and ask your professor "does it work the same in birds" and tell me what they say
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i was really excited for the minecraft movie for the first five seconds of the trailer with those gorgeous sweeping landscape shots
and. then the badly greenscreened humans showed up

#minecraft#so like. i love jack black. a lot.#but i think movie studios now think hey if we put jack black in our adaptations it automatically makes them Good#it does not#it often results in something shitty where he carries the entire movie on his back and STILL comes off as annoying somehow#or it's amazing and perfect like the mario movie or jumanji#warner bros you made the fucking lego movie would it be so hard to just. have it be animated.
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Is it just me or do I want to go more into depth about filbrick and Caryn pines and their lore, backstory, their childhood and how they got together and the reasons they turned out the way they did and how they affect the lives of their children.
Like do you think filbrick thought it was acceptable to kick Stan out because he himself or a brother or someone close to him was kicked out? Did that person manage to actually succeed in way or just be able to remain stable? If he was the one kicked out, considering his current situation is that why he too believed Stan would survive? (Is he really just that cruel?)
Was Caryn’s mom also a Psychic? Did she learn that from her? Was she a real or fake one? Is the fact that she has some sort of psychic blood in her veins be the reason why her family was always attracted to weirdness, why only they were able to defeat creatures, travel through dimensions, and defeat a god because they already had their cards picked out?
How did both of them fall in love? Was it true love, convenience, hell even an arranged marriage? How was their love story before kids and after the Stanley incident? Could Caryn be the only person that Filbrick perhaps ever opened up to? As children what did they hope to be, dream to become and achieve, and did they achieve it?
Are they happy? Were they ever happy?
Idk I just want to give these characters lore. 
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#Filbrick pines#Caryn pines#just to make it clear#even if filbricks backstory was to be sad and traumatic#IT DOES NOT#I REPEAT#DOES NOT JUSTIFY OR EXCUSE HIS BEHAVIOR TOWARDS HIS CHILDREN#DOES NOT JUSTIFY HIS REASONS FOR KICKING STAN OUT#OR PINNING FORD AGAINST STAN#OR USING HIS AFFECTION AND APPROVAL SOMETHING TO WORK FOR#DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT HE TIED HIS CHILDRENS WORTH WITH HOW MUCH THEIR#VALUÉ MONEY WISE WAS#HE CAN STILL BURN FOR ALL I CARE
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people who comment on edits of my glorious blue eyed king with “am i the only one who doesn’t simp for gojo?” pmo.

#what the fuck are you even expecting#it infuriates me sm#do you think it makes you special#no#it does not#quit seeking validation for being uNiQuE#editor's notes
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naruto: how much sand do you think gaara actually carries around?
lee: i asked him once
naruto: really? what did he say??
lee: he just said “yes” and i was too scared to ask for clarification so i just assume it’s a lot
#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto incorrect quotes#uzumaki naruto#sabaku no gaara#rock lee#gaara#he was new at interaction and just panicked😔#gaara after that interaction: why did i say that#kankuro trying to comfort him: it’s okay it happens to all of us#it does not#😔
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2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL 9000 - Glow in the Dark Acrylic Keychain Charm
#etsy#hal 9000#hal9000#2001 a space odyssey#2001: a space odyssey#2001: aso#keychain#acrylic keychain#fan merch#it was supposed to glow red ʘ‿ʘ#it does not#hot pink it is
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MBTI isn't fricking astrology. It isn't putting people in a hierarchy of best to worst. It doesn't predict what jobs you can be successful at or who you can be in a romantic relationship with. You cannot criticize MBTI on that basis because THAT IS NOT WHAT IT IS FOR.
It is not a surprise to me that mainstream psychology is uninterested in MBTI because it is not intended to diagnose or prevent or cure any mental illness. (Not that I have that much respect for what mainstream psychology allows or doesn't allow into their worldview anyway...)
Once again IT'S NOT ASTROLOGY. It's just an elaboration on the four classical temperaments, with additional dimensions. It even has a plausible basis in neurology, though it is understudied. The company that claims the IP also doesn't use Jungian functions, which is where the real utility and underlying structure is. They don't own the bulk of the theory nor have done the heavy lifting, they just have a trademark on administering these unsophisticated tests. Short quizzes on the internet cannot reliably type you. If they could, it would be a very unsophisticated personality assessment.
All of these are such invalid grounds to criticize the theory in my opinion.
#but none of it got to me more than the spouted off claim that MBTI IS bogus because it#'ranks people best to worst'#IT DOES NOT
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So..how do u pronounce ur user, I’ve always looked at it and got confused on how to say it out loud LOL
it’s french !
je suis très triste
it would be really hard for me to type out how it’s properly pronounced in the french language lmaoo so i would google translate it for that if ur rlly curious, but it’s just a very simple french sentence that i picked for a username back when i was taking french class years ago. didn’t use this blog for a long time and then came back and didn’t have the heart to change it
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i was so excited to start a new cross stitch project and i didn’t think it would be so big but it is quite literally a full 6x8 inches. i fucked up so hard you guys
#I THOUGHT IT WOULD FIT IN A 7 INCH HOOP#COMFORTABLY#IT DOES NOT#😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫#it’ll look sick tho#kateposting
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not misogyny but doesn't it basically confirm that he's straight? like
Hi anon!
Um, no.
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Hi, lovely! I miss you and I hope you're having a good day. 🌻
MY BELOVED!!! I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY AND TRULY!!!!🩷🩷 my day has been like a hangover after a catalina wine mixer and it's not even 12 PM, HOWEVER. we go forth! i hope you are having a wonderful and beautiful day, my dear🥰
#my newest beloved#so darling so sweet#we might have matching cologne soon#star crossed lovers type beat#actually i dont think that trope fits here#does it?#it does not#IDC#saying it anyways#LOVE U SO DEARLY MADDIE <33333#ask answered#durgeapologist
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idk how I always end up being everyone’s momma but here I am
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my flexibility has gone to shit after a couple of years of Worsening disabilities so I am currently doing the most intense stretch my legs can manage. I am sitting with my legs nearly straight out in front of me
despite the fact that I cannot straighten them (and no I am not leaning over trying to touch my toes or anything like that. I am just attempting to straighten my legs roughly in front of me. they're not even together) i can still touch the ground without bending my knees when standing. i have no idea how this works. i assume something is doing something hypermobile that changes the angle
anyway my hamstrings are garbage and i would like them to be. less garbage
#misconception that hypermobility means flexibility#it Does Not#all of my muscles are incredibly tight because they are compensating#they've hit the point of being so tight they're causing new problems tho#need to get bendier in a good way not in a fucked up joints way#body fuckery
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saying “dignity of risk” before consuming a fuck ton of sugar like it’s a magic spell that’ll protect me. from the horrors
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