#(la babyyyyy)

[leafatlaw]

its so shocking to me the direction theyve decided to take with the vampires this season. In the past seasons the only time nadja nador and laszlo have been united was in their theme of vampires live forever and so it makes sense theyre assholes. I love them all but theyre jerks who mistreat everyone and anyone, often without even realizing it.

But... thats not true anymore. Last season saw laszlo raise a kid, and care about him. He felt bad when he forgot it all. He cared and he got hurt, thats soemthing the other vampires havent let themselves really truely do. And the thing is, Laszlo seems changed for it. He notices something is up with Guillermo, he offers advice, and proabbbly is even going to offer help. Hes kind to Nandor, and admits hsi own faults. The way he had been acting before wasnt a product of his vampire nature, vampires can be kind and caring.

Contrasting that is Nadja who is as selfish and concided as ever. Hurting the person shes closest with(dolly) and not even being able to recognize its her own fault. No one helps her, no one cares about her issues, and she has no close female friends. The guide once again is mistreated due to the truely horrible crime of wanting friends. And the guide really poses a serious question into the way the coven are living. Theyre assholes to other vampires, not just humans, like theyve led guillermo to believe.

Nadjas activily mirroring Nandor in the past few seasons. She has someone who looks up to her, cares about her, and shes treating her like shit. And finally nandor is unchanged as always( the last remant of the idea that vampires dont change) leading guillermo on then getting upset when he wants to be a vampire. The only differnce now is that he doesnt have his normal defense anymore. Laszlos changed and grown, whats Nandors excuse?

[russellius]

24/04/2024 | via carmen's story

obligated to bring this back [2018]

[schumi-nadal]

CHARLES LECLERC, WHY ARE YOU SO LUCKY? 🤩

[greg-sanders]

William Petersen as Gil Grissom in And Then There Were None (2x09)

[douglaspiggott]

I very ambitiously put my shoes on so that when the rain dies down a bit I can go get coffee asap

…rain’s getting stronger

[leclerdelune]

It’s uno reverse time Charles

[betweenbeatriceandbaudelaire]

LA FINALE MA GUEULE

[star-girl69]

Love Song

Clarisse La Rue x Fem!Demigod!Reader

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a/n: just needed to do some general hc’s to get all my thoughts in order i hope you all enjoy!!

Love song - Lana Del Rey

warnings: the formatting is weird idk why i can’t fix it but y’all will live, swearing, a little itty bitty bit of violence, every facet of clarisse finding its way here and i love them all, tell me if i missed anything!!

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i’m sure we all agree on this

but clarisse is very protective of you

even if you’re a very capable fighter, even if you’re even better than her, clarisse is still so protective of you

i mentioned this in one of my fics (maybe so it goes…????) but like the reason behind this is the fact that clarisse is just SCARED

she is terrified of losing you bc you are the only one she feels like she can be herself with

like clarisse is insane!!!!! in a good way!!!!! but also she’s a 17 year old girl…. she wants TO BE LOVED

she tries to talk to you about how she feels about her dad and about everything else in her life, but even though she doesn’t want to be, she’s locked up like a vault

she knows her emotions are always super intense and she has big reactions

major anger issues but they’ve gotten better with age

the problem is she spent her entire life being told that she needed to calm down, that she couldn’t feel like that all the time, and she just tried to shut down

obviously that did not work

but it still makes it virtually impossible to talk about her feelings

when it comes to you tho she’s an open book

she’s a daughter of ares she’s headstrong she’s proud and her fatal flaw is PRIDE

i mentioned this before but she wants everyone to know that you’re hers and she’s yours

your relationship is partly very public

she’s not afraid to touch you or kiss you

she’s not afraid to show you off and (needs to) show everyone that yes your beautiful self belongs to HER

so naturally she gets very jealous

even when you’re like clarisse you are INSANE

there’s been a few times when you first started dating and you were still getting comfortable and weren’t that public yet so like someone would flirt with you

it went like this

boy: hey what’s up you’re kinda fine

y/n: oh! oh yeah no….. no…..

clarisse: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU—

then she started attacking him

lost dessert privileges for a month, she proudly declared that it was worth it (besides you would sneak her bites of yours like)

now that everyone knows you’re hers her jealousy is rooted a lot more in delusion and insecurity

you’ll be like in a group talking someone and she’ll pull you closer and be like “i think that guys staring at you a little too much.”

“clarisse no the fuck he’s not what”

b/c of the fact that she isn’t a son for her father she gets insanely jealous if specifically a MAN gets even an inch too close however innocently

she doesn’t want to think it but she thinks you’ll eventually realize her father is right and she’s not as useful or good bc she’s a girl

most of the time when she gets jealous bc of her insecurities she just becomes extra clingy

but also any emotion she feels she gets extra clingy to you so sometimes it’s hard to tell LMAO

she isn’t really a big hand holder but that’s only because she’s actually holding you CLOSER to her by your waist

also one more note about your relationship publically

everyone gets whiplash bc like she’s a BULLY fo everyone else and then you walk over and she’s all heart eyes

i hate everyone but you trope save me

save me i hate everyone but you trope

THIS HAPPENED IN IN A GOOD WAY

clarisse: pushes percy over

you: nuh uh clarissseeeeeeee

clarisse: omg hi beautiful gf

you: touches her shoulder, looks at her disapprovingly

clarisse: fine i’ll go, *scares percy*, bye bye beautiful ily

like she’s just being a bitch and then all of a sudden you come around and she’s like hiiiiiii babyyyyy how is my gorgeous gorgeous girl today??

so outwardly clarisse is just very proud and touchy

privately she lets herself be a little more chill

this is where she really touchy you thought before was worse nah

idk if y’all have noticed but in my fics clar’s always holding on y/n’s hips and that’s just me self projecting bc i have the most horrid hip dips but my point still stands

SHE LOVES YOUR HIPS

would totally call them “love handles” IM SORRYY

but she just likes having a place to hold where she can just like kinda actually physically grab you with her hands

like yeah she can wrap her arms around your waist but she likes to GRAB you

cuddling w her is fun bc like this girl cannot get ENOUGH of you there’s only like three ways you cuddle

you on top of her whether just like completely on top of her (one of her favs) or just with your head on her chest

this is what happens whenever you feel scared

like there was a monster attack just near the barrier and you’ve all been feeling uneasy all day

TRUST you are sleeping in her bed tonight

wraps her arms around you so tight it’s like she’s crushing you

also she’s running your back or caressing your head whichever you prefer

she keeps her spear right next to her bed and makes sure you can see it so you know however subconsciously NOTHING can hurt you bc she’s right there (nothings gonna hurt you baby vibes)

or she’s on top of you this one usually happens when she’s feeling a little extra insecure and jealous and it’s like no one can see you if she’s on top of her so then you’re hers

she isn’t the smartest one in the bunch but she has good intentions!!!!

also she lays on top of you if you get hurt

like after so it goes for example when y/n got that little cut on her hand

you’re like “clar pls you’re crushing me”

“um ok you scared the shit out of me today tho you need to LET ME do this fuck”

third option

you’re both laying on your side and facing each other legs tangled together and she’s probably whispering to you

she’s a big whisperer i feel it in my heart

like tracing her hands on your face and saying your so beautiful or telling you how you make her feel

oh lord take me now

also she loves you the way hozier loves

“someone asked me in the end i’d tell them ‘put me back in it’ // darlin’ i would do it again // if i could hold for a minute”

“when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth no grave could hold my body down i’d crawl back to her”

like she BREATHES for you

if she died and then you were like “i miss you” trust she would find a way to come back to life

totally daydreams about going on such a fantastical quest that the gods offer both of you immortality so you can be together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever

like if the world ends y’all would still be there having a little picnic date

devotion is the only word that comes close

anyways

ok nicknames she calls you:

baby, angel, gorgeous, pretty thing/girl, beautiful, lovely, dummy (lovingly)

(recently saw a few posts abt clarisse saying mama/mamas i may be swayed)

dates she takes you on:

forces you to train w her even if you don’t like it but she lets you win OBVIIIII, under the stars in the woods, take your dinners to go and sneak back to either hers or your cabin to eat together, secret makeout sessions in the bathroom her cabin your cabin anywhere she can get her hands on you

this is so random but i get horrible migraines and i am ADDICTED to these like headache relief frequency sounds on youtube i swear they work and i was like omg you can’t have electronics at chb I WOULD NOT SURVIVE

so if you are a real one like me and get horrible migraines but this goes for being sick in general she’s like a little puppy pretending to be a wolf barely holding it together

she’ll be like at the foot of your bed begging you not to go into the light while shouting at someone at the same time to refill your water

you like have a cold

she would rub your temples if you had a headache and she would literally be like a doll for you to move around like oh you wanna lay on her chest? by all means

you wanna lay upside down with your feet in her face? as long as you get better you can do whatever you want!

you don’t wanna touch her at all? that’s where she draws the line

you’ll be like “ugh i’m hot get away from me”

“okay ☹️☹️”

“why are you touching my feet with your feet”

she places you above everyone else

like yeah other people are ok…….

but you 😍😍😍😍😍😍

this is slightly cringe but she would fr burn the whole world down and not let a flame touch you

LIKE HAVE YALL SEEN THE ANONS IVE BEEN POSTING AND THE CAPTURE THE FLAG THINGS 😱😱😱😱 (y’all always check my blog im always posting the funniest shit bc i’m funny)

“you’re one opposite teams blah blah blah you get hurt clarisse drops EVERYTHING to help you even if just a paper cut” (i have no chill fic coming soon)

THEN THEN the other one that was like “ok but what if you ACTUALLY get hurt like broken leg”

clarisse just goes crazy when you’re hurt

in so it goes: “what if that cut gets infected?”

you’re her WORLD she literally can’t stand the thought or something happening to you or else she starts literally shaking in anger and sadness

but when clarisse gets hurt it’s a whole other story

LIKE FUCK YOU JUST WANNA CARE ABOUT HER AND SHES ALL LIKE “it’s chill.”

NO ITS NOT YOURE GONNA BLEED OUT 😭😭

clarisse never let’s anyone but you see her true emotions

like yeah when you’re in public and you’re being cutesy she starts smiling and everyone is SO confused

but still

she never lets anyone see her as WEAK

so she always downplays her injuries in terms of how much they hurt, but flaunts them off proudly at the same time?? yeah that makes sense

after a capture the flag game you march her to the bathroom with a first aid kit “ok baby take off your shirt”

she always makes some flirty comment like SHUSH NOT RN

then she has all these bruises and every once in a while a cut from someone’s sword

you’re like 😔😔💔

you’re the only one she will let clean her up

unless she like breaks a bone or needs stitches (which has never happened) no way in hell she’s going to the healers

if you’re a child of apollo or smth she’s like “i literally have my own person healer right here…..”

anyways i think that’s all but i will probably be updating this when i think of more stuff bc as we know i have no chill

thank you all sm for reading and reblogging and liking and commenting and sending all of your WONDERFUL asks they make me so happy i’m always giggling when i get one

anyways bye bye 😘

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[harrysfolklore]

hi ! could you do an instagram concept with lizzy mcalpine ? her and harry are my favorites 4 ever ! thank you !!

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yourinstagram alexa play the back to black album by amy winehouse

we're taking the stage in chicago toniiiight 🤍

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ynfan1 MY BESTIEEE

harryfan1 she's so pretty

selenagomez 💗

ynfan2 you should cover love is a losing game

harryfan2 that's a breakup album is she okay

sabrinacarpenter see you tonight 😻

↳ ynfan3 OMG SABRINA WILL ATTEND THE SHOW MY FAVES

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harryupdates Harry with some fans in London recently!

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harryfan1 MY BABYYYYY

ynfan1 if he's in london then he's not attending yn's show (again)

↳ harryfan2 it's kinda weird that he hasn't been able to attend any of yn's shows yet

↳ ynfan1 i know that's sus

↳ harryfan3 relax there must be a valid reason behind it

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celebrityleaks Deuxmoi via twitter. Could this be about our favorite lovers Harry and YN? He has been absent from her tour since it started even though he's on a break from his own world tour 👀

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ynfan1 you got to be kidding me

harryfan1 no way

ynfan2 i honestly can't believe you guys think this is real, do you think yn would be performing songs like lover, invisible string, delicate, lovesong, dog years and goden hour as happy as ever if they had recently broke up??

↳ harryfan2 riiight this is just nonsense

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ynupdates "This song is about wondering what could've been" - YN before performing the 1 as a surprise song tonight !

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ynfan1 ooohhhh

harryfan1 interesting

ynfan2 if the rumors are true shes soooo messy

harryfan2 i hope this isn't what i'm thinking about

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harryupdtes Harry leaving a gym in LA today !

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harryfan1 BABYYY

ynfan1 oh he looks pissed

harryfan2 the rumors might be true....

ynfan2 i hope everything is okay

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people It's over 💔 #HarryStyles and #YN are calling it quits after six years of dating. Tap in the link in our bio for the full story.

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harryfan1 oh

ynfan1 i can't believe this

harryfan2 nah this is fake

ynfan2 i won't belive anything until both of them say something

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ynupdates YN via twitter today

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ynfan1 shit

harryfan1 ooohh

ynfan2 so they didn't break up

↳ harryfan2 she didn't quite deny the rumors, she's just upset about media taking advantage of the situation :(

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billieeilish That's my best friend and I'm proud.

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sza i love you both

ynfan2 their friendship is the cutest

harryfan1 harry liked this 👀

finneas ❤

ynfan3 imagine performing and looking like that after a breakup

yourinstagram thank you for being here 💗

↳ ynfan4 she's so loved

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yourinstagram ever since our relationship began 6 years ago, we've been taking care of it by not exposing it to the echo chambers on the internet and the media. that way, we have been able to enjoy each other without having to explain ourselves to anybody.

this past weeks the internet has been filled with rumors and speculations about our relationship, with big media outlets claiming that we broke up and more people feeding into it.

however, i'm very pleased to tell you that those stories are fake, harry and i are still together despite the rumors that may have been circulating, and our love for each other only grew stronger, and we can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together. thank you to all of our family and friends for your unwavering support and encouragement. we're overjoyed to share this moment with you all. here's to the next chapter in our love story

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ynfan1 OMFGGGGG

harryfan1 HUUUUHHHHHH?

oliviarodrigo best news ever 🥺

ynfan2 I KNEW ITTTT

harryfan2 biggest plot twist ever

harrystyles I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you, my lover x

↳ harryfan3 HUSBANDRRY ALREADY

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[soccerwag]

Kylian fluff where he suspects that you’re pregnant before you even do, and then you take the test and you actually are

Yes, yes and yes.

Baby on board

Summary: Kylian has been observing you recently since you’ve been acting off. He connects your reactions to how his brothers wife acted when she was pregnant which leads him to believe you’re pregnant as well.

Warnings: nothing just pure fluff🥳

…………………………………………………………………………….

Recently you haven’t been yourself. You’ve been nauseous and tired and slightly moody. You had assumed that you were sick. Unreality that wouldn’t have been a far off thought since coworkers at your job have recently called out due to similar symptoms you’ve been having. It has been frustrating you though. There is so much that needs to be done around you and kylians house that hasn’t been because you’ve been sick.

“Babyyyyy.” You whine out for Kylian. He had told you to sit down and rest and that he’d handle the house chores for today since he’s had the day off. You’ve been trying to rest but you’ve been up and down to the bathroom due to the urge to throw up.

“Oui? Is everything ok.” He asked, concern lingering in his voice.

“Oui, Pouvez-vous m'apporter la poubelle ? J'ai l'impression que je vais encore vomir mais je suis trop fatiguée pour bouger.” (Yes, can you bring me the trash, I feel like I’m going to vomit again but I am too tired to move.) I said to him.

I could see the concern in his eyes. I hated making him worry, especially on one of his only days off.

“Of course my love, do you need anything else? A pillow or a blanket?” He asked, wanting to make sure I was as comfortable as possible.

“No I’m fine, thank you though love.” I reassured him before he went off to get the trash.

Little did I know Kylian had been talking to his older brother recently about my symptoms. His brother had told him that all my symptoms correlate back to pregnancy and that his wife had the exact same symptoms.

When Kylian came back with the trash can he did something that caught me off guard.

Kylian walked over and got on his knees before laying his head on my stomach.

I laughed at him before asking him what he was doing.

“What are you doing silly.” I said, rubbing his head.

He didn’t say anything to me but I heard him whisper things, I’m assuming to my belly but a few things caught my attention.

“maman et papa t'aiment petit, maman ne le sait pas encore mais papa si. Je suis tellement excité de vous rencontrer.” (Mom and dad love you little one, mom doesn’t know it yet but dad does. I’m so excited to meet you.) Kylian whispered while rubbing my belly.

“Kylian what the heck.” I said confused.

Once again he said nothing.

“I’ll be back my love, I need to run to the store for a few things.” Kylian said before kissing my forehead and leaving.

While he was gone, his words never left my head. Why was he talking to my belly as if I had a baby in there? I mean Kylian talks a lot about wanting to be a dad but I didn’t know he had become delusional.

I finally managed to go to sleep and I took a nap until Kylian got back.

————————————————————————

I woke up to the sound of the front door being unlocked.

“Honey I’m back.” He said walking to me with a huge grin on his face.

“I want to show you what I got but first let’s go to the bathroom, I’m sure you have to pee by now.” He said before grabbing my hand and pulling me off the sofa.

He was right I did have to pee but I don’t understand why he was so eager to take me to use the restroom.

When we got to the bathroom he pulled a box out of the bag of stuff he had gotten.

Pregnancy tests…

“What are those for?” I asked. I knew of course what they were used for but I’m not pregnant. I surely can’t be right?

“Take them, I have a theory.” He said handing me the tests.

I took them and owed on them before setting them of the counter, the whole time Kylian watching me with a content expression.

“Now we wait 15 minutes.” He said. How did he know that? Has he already read the box.

After 15 minutes me and him went back into the bathroom to look. The second I saw the results tears started to form in the brim of my eyes.

“Oh my god….I’m pregnant.” I said before looking up and Kylian. His smile never left his face an he engulfed me into a hug which I gladly accepted.

“I knew it.” He said before pampering kisses around my face.

“But how? How did you know.” I asked still confused.

“I had been talking to my older brother about your symptoms and he’s the one that brought up the idea due to the fact your symptoms were much like my sister in laws.” He said with a huge smile. All I could do was smile back.

“Now here let me show you what else I bought.” He said before revealing the rest.

It was baby clothes. They were all so cute but what was cuter was his reaction to them. He held them up to my belly talking to my stomach and saying how cute the outfits were going to look on him or her.

“Now we have a baby on board.” He said before giving me the most loving kiss I’ve ever felt. All I could do was smile and kiss him back with happy tears in my eyes.

[updatingranboo]

ranboo is LIVE! it's national ranboo day, we're doing some just chatting and then maybe some infinite craft after!

[title: "NEW SETUP NEW ME IM IN LA BABYYYYY"]

[kadextra]

the sofas riddle answer being “viva la revolución”… which is in spanish. now think about the word “sofa.” what happens when you add the letter “i” to it? it becomes sofia. and guess what, a certain supercomputer named sofia speaks spanish… case closed the furniture riddler is SOFIA back from the dead BABYYYYY (I am delulu)

[the-gaping-wound-of-christ]

thank you so much @linharrdt for tagging me in this tag game yippieeeeeee!!! ^__^ its been a rly long time since ive done one of these but i rly love them!!!

last song i listened to - a jamiroquai song! dont remember which one though...

currently watching - breaking bad, revolutionary girl utena, haikyuu and dot hack sign! >__O

sweet/savory/spicy - ALL 3 BABYYYYY

relationship status - single with a talent for attracting human disasters (and not the fun kind)

current obsession - im more obsessed with my own ocs than anything else...! even though i still have one foot in baldurs gate i spend most of my time working on my own stuff...

shoutout to other media that wont leave my mind though: shadow of memories for the ps2 and smoking behind the supermarket with you by hit mangaka jinushi.

also chip is currently playing the silver case and its been fucking crazy so maybe ill walk out of that as an enlightened suda51head

im tagging - @chipchopclipclop @sanguinesucker @guymeats @scarachilde @scalproie @la-nay-ru @miss-shydeer @smtsj @sahrabarik @wizardcurse @lavendertarot @sumetal @xrd @detectedend @orphanbasement @theyre-my-collar @hatsune-yeetku

obviously no pressure if u dont feel like participating in the tag game.............but also if youre my mutual and i didnt tag you in this but you like tagging games you can also consider yourself tagged i just dont know who of yall are into this stuff and didnt wanna bother everyone |ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミ|Ю

[originalaccountname]

j'ai réalisé que tu es français

ça m'a pris un moment

(If this is too formal/ school french i will jump off of somewhere out of shame)

francophone oui, mais pas Française avec une majuscule, pas de la France :p

(not too formal, very neutral, and the only "mistake" is that in my case it would be "française", but that's gendered languages babyyyyy)

[xghostthedog]

La mulţi ani my babyyyyy :DDDDD

[etherealzx]

Aaand it's me part 2 ahaha

Okayokay so maybe an nsfw for la squadra where the reader just keeps teasing them all day, and so when they get home y'know, a classic ajsjsj (and I would love if reader and the la squadra members are already in an eatabilished relationship by the way) thank you so so much :)

i'm living for the la squadra thirst 😍 i'm thirsty for all of them

also sorry that some of these are longer than others oops

Teasing Them (La Squadra x Fem!Reader)NSFW!

warnings: nsfw and sexual content below the cut!

☆ Risotto ☆

You had been getting on his last nerve all day. Even despite his calm and collected demeanor, you could tell he was starting to get annoyed

All day while the two of you had been out running errands, you had been teasing him. You had been doing everything you could to get him worked up, rubbing circles in his thigh, bending down to pick things up in front of him, and making suggestive comments

He's not stupid, he knew exactly what you were trying to do. Right now he may be acting nonchalant, but he had your whole punishment planned out for when you got home

As soon as you walked in the door of the base and shut it behind you, he grabbed your throat and slammed you against the door

"You've been teasing me all day, puttana. Don't think I didn't notice. I'm gonna give you exactly what you've been begging for all day. On your knees, now." He growled, making the heat pool between your legs

He fucks your face hard, with the force of all the pent up aggression that had been building up all day

He loves to see your tears rolling down your cheeks and hear you gagging on his cock. To him, it's the perfect punishment for teasing him all day

☆ Prosciutto ☆

You were driving him insane. All he wanted was for you to be patient while he tried to get some work done, and you couldn't even do that.

He had been sitting at his desk in his office, trying to work on some paperwork for Risotto, until you decided to come in and interrupt

Normally he didn't mind if you sat in the room quietly while he worked. He actually enjoyed the company. But today was different. You had walked in the office wearing some very skimpy lounge shorts, trying to distract him

You had been leaning all over his desk and giving him those puppy-dog eyes, and although he usually found the sight adorable, right now it was getting on his nerves. He had very important work to do!

"Tesoro, what have I told you about bothering me while I'm working?" he says gently, yet sternly.

"Babyyyyy, can't you just take a break real quick?" You whine, making him even more irritated

"On your knees. Now." He growls, pointing underneath his desk. You quickly follow his instructions

"Damn slut. Can't even wait for me to be done with my work. Now you're gonna stay down there with my cock in your mouth until I'm finished." He spat while he unzipped his trousers and pulled out his already hard cock

He warns you not to touch yourself while you suck him off either, or else you're really gonna get punished

He keeps you down there for at least an hour before he's done

He's a man of his word, and you learn that pretty quickly

☆ Formaggio ☆

The two of you were on a mission together, hunting down a stand user from a rival gang

Since you had been spying on this person, it was critical that you stay quiet and not be seen

You knew the mission was serious, but your boyfriend just looked so good today. I mean he always looked good, but today there was just something different

You couldn't help yourself from touching him any chance you got. Grabbing onto his arm, climbing into his lap, and running your hands all over his chest

"Babe, what's gotten into you today?" He asked when you gave a particularly intimate kiss to his neck

Normally he would love you acting like this, but right now just wasn't the time. You two were on important business, it was no time to be messing around. Not to mention, the two of you had already been warned by Risotto about being too distracted when you went on missions together.

"y/n, baby, I love you but this is gonna have to wait till later. We could seriously get killed if we're not careful here." He said sternly.

You knew he was right but you still couldn't help yourself, continuing your comments and touches

You could tell he was getting irritated

"Babe, I told you to wait. This is important," He said, grabbing your wrist tightly.

He was getting so annoyed because you were really turning him on. He wanted to finish the mission successfully and make it back with a good report to his capo, and you were making it so hard for him

Eventually, he couldn't take it anymore and snapped

His grip on your wrist tightened, and he dragged you into an alleyway

"You wanna act like a slut? Then you'll get treated like one." He picks you up and slams your back against the brick wall

He moves your panties to the side, and fucks you hard, taking out all of the day's frustrations out on you.

"I better not hear a single peep out of you." He growls, slapping his hand over your mouth to silence your pitiful moans and whimpers while he fucks you

☆ Ghiaccio ☆

He hated when you got all needy like this

Well, he secretly liked it, but it got on his nerves when you acted like this around the other la squadra members

You had all been in the main lounge-area of the base, watching a movie together

You were, of course, sitting with your boyfriend, Ghiaccio. The two of you had one of the small couches to yourself, and were cuddled up under a blanket as you watched the movie

However, you weren't really interested in the movie. You were much more interested in your blue-haired boyfriend sitting next to you

He was watching the movie intently, clearly interested in the plot

You decided it might be fun to tease him a little bit

You started to rub on his thigh with your hand under the blanket, moving teasingly close to his dick

He turned to you and angrily whispered "What the fuck are you doing, troia?"

You played dumb, cocking your head sideways and saying "Hm? What do you mean?"

This pissed him off worse. "You know what you're doing. Quit." He spat

You could feel his dick already getting hard in his pants, which fired you up even more

His face was turning bright red, and his brow was furrowed in frustration

"I'm going to my room, your ass better meet me in there in less than 5 minutes." He growled, excusing himself from the others and going to his room

You waited a few minutes to follow him, not wanting to raise suspicion from the others

Once you get inside the room, he slams the door shut, pressing you against the doorframe

He grabs you by the wrist and throws you down on his bed

"You wanna act like a slut? Fine. You're gonna get used like one." He hissed. He grabs your pants and rips them right off of you, along with your underwear

Normally he would take time to prepare you, but right now all he can focus on is punishing you. How dare you try to embarrass him in front of the others like that???

He shoves his cock in you forcefully, completely using you to take out his frustrations, yelling insults in your face as he fucks you

☆ Illuso ☆

You had been clinging onto him all day, and he normally found it kind of cute, but today it was driving him nuts

He was already aggravated by a mission from the day before that went horribly. He had let his target get away, and failed to kill them like Risotto had ordered. He was furious at himself for making such a major mistake.

You had been trying your hardest to cheer him up, clinging to his side and giving him words of encouragement

Unbeknownst to you, however, this was only making his frustrations grow. He hated how you were all over him, trying to comfort him like he was a child.

He's definitely the type to want alone time when he's angry. He has to take time to sulk by himself in the mirror world and process his emotions.

So when you just won't leave him alone, it makes him angry. He feels like you're feeling pity towards him, and that's the last thing he wants

"Illuso, baby, why don't I make you some tea? You've had a rough day and--" You were cut off mid-sentence by him standing up abruptly and grabbing you by the wrist

"Y/n, I appreciate you trying to make me feel better. But please stop treating me like a child. I'm perfectly capable of handing this myself." He growled, making you tremble in fear

"I'm sorry, Illuso," you whimper, "I just wanna make you feel good after yesterday..."

"If you really wanna make me feel better," He says, "Then get on your knees and get to work." He has the most shit-eating, cocky smirk on his face while he says it

Fucks your face with the force of all of his built up anger

Cusses under his breath while he uses your throat, hands in your hair

Loves to see your tears and drool running down your face

It really does help him blow off some steam. Maybe he should use you like this more often!

☆ Melone ☆

Honestly, it takes a lot for you to make Melone angry or upset with you. He worships the very ground you walk on, and thinks you can do no wrong

However this particular night, you were making him insanely jealous, and in turn, angry as hell

Risotto had decided to have a little party at the base for team bonding, and to celebrate another successful mission

You had been having fun, having a few a lot of drinks and talking with your teammates

This isn't how Melone saw it though, as he sat on the couch and watched you. He saw it as you flirting with them, and them trying to get in your pants. He knows how men can be, and his teammates are no exception.

He couldn't stand it. The way you were leaning into them as you talked, smiling innocently and laughing at their stupid jokes. What the hell was so funny? Why were you having such a good time with them? (Granted, he also had a bit too much to drink, which was making him angrier and much more possessive than usual)

He got up off the leather couch, making his way over to you. He grabbed you by your wrist without a word, guiding you towards the bathroom.

He turned to his confused teammates before saying "Please excuse us for just a moment." In a snarky tone

"Melone? What's gotten into yo-" The bathroom door had barely shut behind the two of you and his lips were already slammed into yours

"Shut up. I see how you laugh with them. They all just want to get in your pants, can't you see that? They don't love you like I do," He snarled, making his way down to your neck and biting down hard

You yelped in surprise at the feeling. "What are you doing??"

"Im leaving my mark on you. I want them to know who you belong to," He growled, continuing to attack your neck

You'd be lying if you said you didn't find it extremely hot when he was jealous and angry like this

He slides your skirt down your legs, thrusting his hand down into your panties. He rubbed slow circles around your clit, making you moan in pleasure. You quickly tried to silence yourself to prevent the others from hearing

"Let it out, dolcezza. Let them know you're all mine. I want them to know exacltly what I'm doing to you in here."

He took his hand out and pulled your panties down around your ankles. He took out his hard cock and lined it up with your entrance, slamming into you, making you howl in pleasure as he fucks you senseless against the bathroom door

You know that all your teammates can hear everything, but in this moment, you can't even be bothered to care