#(no hate to dan/elise shippers btw i just cant not see them as cousins now) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

atomic-sludge · 11 months

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On the one hand, I can understand why they didnt do anything more with the implication that Dan and Elise share a grandmother (it would retroactively make anything dan/elise ship related kinda weird) but on the other hand, can you imagine how fucking funny that dynamic would be if explored?

#not art #text post #dan vs #Your best friend marries a woman you dont like who is more similar to you than you would like to admit #she is constantly meddling in your schemes and stopping you from exacting revenge and also her parents suck #PLUS shes your long lost cousin. You are Dan #You meet this one guy whos really sweet and eventually you start dating and get married and its great.#apart from his angry friend who is always getting him into trouble YOU end up having to get them both out of. he hates you and ur parents #PLUS hes your long lost cousin. You are Elise #(no hate to dan/elise shippers btw i just cant not see them as cousins now)#been debating whether to post this for a while. fuck it.

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