#(tony is malding)

[cmescapade]

How do cats just do a thing that makes u wanna invite them over to ur house at 8pm even though u know ur 4 legged son would oppose visitation from a creature that also carries themselves with 4 legs out of jealousy

[onebraincell-itmiebcraft]

Okay time for the liveblogging of real life in order (liveblogging life SMP call that lifeblogging) I have never done this b4 be easy on me

Grian

I've already watched his perspective at like 5 in the morning but heyyyyy nothing wrong with rewatching with added non sleep deprived commentary but also not really memories of what I originally thought watching this too :^))

I remember being so stunned they called it real life and the anatomically correct heart 🫀tickled my funny bone heeheehoo hahaha

Thought when grian said replay 3rd life I thought they'd reenact it 😭

We live in a society taxes man (I could ramble about it)

GRIAN IRL FACE!!!

has anyone fell over btw?

No lie that B can BIG

Reminds me of slimecicle jshitt and traves VR Minecraft where Travis got progressively shorter what a laugh

Does Scott ever see his scream

Is it take the Mick or take the nick love that idiom

RENDOG!

Scar looks like a child doing that thing

Awww hug

ABUSE

scar take the headset off dzuh 🫀🫀🫀

Grian literally me balance issues

Yugioh????

I called it, scar would say he's American 😎

I'm eating dinner while watching this at the same time what fun w

Giran called solidaritygaming jimmy no way + he died first fr this time + loud "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Perfectly timed his mic peaking is iconic

Ha haa!

He ear him bread

Really putting the mine in craft for Minecraft

reminds me of secret life EP 4 and scar is sweaty

*scar noises*

How did scar drop his phone???

Check your wrist? More like check your a- (tom cardy référence)

I love the way VR makes you hit stuff goofy

Can you run in game if you irl

(watch him die)

Haha he died

Why Jim is he sabotaging him

Jim Jim Jim gym gym

Doesn't Jim die here oh LMFAO he does

Jimmy you are famous to me

(scout voice) Chicken

How did scar die???

I love how vr makes them expressive Jim pointing to village house is so funny

There's only one bed

Wtf is happening in top right corner in 9min 30 sec

Ayyyyy there's grian the maniac love the casual position of the arms

Last life you can join me moment

Egg

Grian gaslighting

Jimmy you wanna dance quote of the year

PvP is so silly

Skizz is fighting a losing battle Jim killed him icon

I love how grian and Jim's yells overlap there's probably something music theory there idk

Awww scar he's so funny

Go pick him up from daycare haha

Facing away from the camera we live in a society

OHHHHH impulse big smart man Jimmy's arm movements are so smooth it's solly

Jimmy immediately leaving for fish cocomelon brain I agree

Love the arm movements

Lol they actually like down

It's okay grian scuffed is worth celebrating

Has anyone layed on their side

Friend just texted me about my monologue what am I doing man I have an audition tomorrow

Anyway Minecraft vr

The lying down model inventory so goofy

Rewatching the bread scene no wonder tumblr loves it looks like Jim jam actually has a mouth 👄

Impulsesv guess the build sheep flashbacks

Best sleepover

Polyamorous tony (died)

Sleepover reminds me of crazy Christmas w/gem and pearl

Grown men learn how to close doors

Minecraft fatshaming grian smh my head

Man thought it was more than Joel there + o2 max(xing) scar love it (i use maxxing ironically) (it's such a stupid suffix to me linguistically funny) (I hate incels) (don't cancel me tumblr) (I love all genders)

Two steps: die, and die

Jimmy isn't on fire??

Casual "it burns so much!" Love it

Wait right Jim still has a wooden sword

Joel Joel Joel Joel you know that one part in waiting for Godot where they just go back and forth in saying aideu yeah

So silly

Jim saying get in British people man

"noffing" - joel is it a British thing

Love Joel screaming he's so malding

Just remembered how scary heights are in VR because I thought for a second "why don't they jump down? are they stupid?" (Meme Reference) (Didn't actually think that) ("Stupid" is kinda stupid but I digress)

Hole

Boob stroke

Does scar enjoy the swimming

Why *does* swimming cause motion sickness anyway

Why bucket scar (this is a bucket)

Brain eating amoeba

GOON SQUAD!!!

Love Grian's arm movements I really did thonk Jim was gonna win for the funnies

He says come here weirdly

The joy of killing

Is Jim punching

It's okay hiking simulation

Go Jim go what a gamer boy

I remember the triple dog door dugout is like... Gem's? Joel's? Uhhhh I fotgor

Concussion era

Fresh meat

I just love their dynamics

JIM STOP SOUNDING LIKE THAT it's like his eyes are 🥺 and his mouth is boowomp spongebob like he's got tears in eyes scrimblo sounding ass

Ohhh there's my favourite theatre kids

'orrible

Joel saying boys make me happy

Wait that can misinterpreted

Joel saying "boys" sounds pleasant to my ears

I remember watching this part and going GRIAN FIRST OUT HUH???

awww the funnies

Love the way gem says "we're the last Grians. Grians? Greens!" It's like... Spunky

Grian falling reminds me of my scuffed keyboard when it registers a button press as a hold and then I like never stop walking right *sigh*

The downward spiral by nine inch nials

Ascending is TRUE watcher lore

Oh the music is so cute

Bye scar! Bye Joel!

Okay never let me liveblog cook again i kinda listened to the vid instead of watching reading this does not make sense to anyone but me reference hell half formulated thoughts RIP BOZO HAHA

Maybe I'll like do it in 5 mins chunks for JJJJJJoel and the next ones onward I spent like an hour on this wayyyyy too long for incomplete sentences

End

[blueonwrestling]

"Tony Khan was going to give Sting the option to pick whoever he wanted to face, and that would include pretty much anyone on the AEW roster or most other rosters besides WWE since Khan would have given him any match he wanted that involved talent he could have access to. When he was asked who he wanted to face, they were his choice, as he loved doing the Forbidden Door 2022 match in Chicago (Sting & Allin & Shingo Takagi vs. Bucks & El Phantasmo).

The Young Bucks were originally going to take more time off before returning but Sting asked them and they weren’t about to turn that down."

So yes, obviously, as expected, Sting wanted to do this match.

It's hilarious just how many people were malding over this, when it's clearly the best option, in every single way, business wise, match quality wise, whos getting put over, it's perfect.

[nicolegacies]

oi! eu sou a nico, player +18 da legacies. esse é o meu main blog para os meus chars, utilizado para musings, portanto não é necessário seguir! (mas se quiser pode). depois do read more tem um pequeno resumo de cada um dos meus filhos, se quiser plots pode me chamar pelo chat, também passo meu telegram ou discord, caso preferir.

♡.       albus snow boo em seus 28 anos, jura seguir o legado de fada madrinha, segue o caminho da luz enquanto o conclui o módulo III.I

› habilidade mágica: viagem no tempo (apenas no passado, com o uso de um cordão) | ocupação: fotógrafo da bibbidi news.

snow, como prefere ser chamado, cresceu seguindo cada passo de sua mãe, assim como acredita fielmente em cada palavra e ideia da mulher, porém, não adianta dizer que o garoto passa pano para a mãe, pois a fada nunca errou para precisar disso! não gosta do castigo, muito menos de castigados na academia, acredita que se o castigo existe, é porque eles fizeram por merecer. se a fada madrinha tem ouvidos em cada canto do reino, albus tem os olhos observando cada movimento, a câmera que carrega por todo canto sempre pronta para capturar tudo aquilo que acredita ser digno de uma matéria.

› INPOS: draco malfoy (harry potter), eddie kaspbrak (it), heather chandler (heathers), eugene h. krabs (sponge bob) KKKKKKKK, fred jones (scooby-doo), rosalie hale (twilight), jiang cheng (mo dao zu shi)

› TRAÇOS DE PERSONALIDADE: determinado, inteligente, esforçado, criativo, ambicioso, confiante, leal, romântico ☆ egocêntrico, infantil, possessivo, arrogante, egoísta, pretensioso, teimoso.

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♡.       anthony d’orleans em seus 20 anos, jura seguir o legado de tiana & naveen, segue o caminho da luz enquanto conclui o módulo I.

› habilidade mágica: flauta mágica (o toque de sua flauta é capaz de encantar seres vivos, fazendo com que os mesmos o sigam para onde quiser) | ocupação: músico.

é o filho mais novo dos d'orleans, não tem muito interesse em nada, se esforçando o mínimo para qualquer atividade, a única coisa que consegue mais esforço do rapaz é a música. também não é como se fosse ruim nas coisas, é apenas mediano. não liga muito pra divisão entre as cidades e raramente será visto opinando nisso. gosta de compor as próprias músicas e de tocar alguns instrumentos, obviamente a flauta é seu instrumento favorito, mesmo não achando que as pessoas dão o devido valor ao objeto, mas também gosta de tocar ukulele e violão. algumas de suas músicas podem ser encontradas no lampfy, com o nome de “tony d'orleans”, uma vez que prefere o apelido ao próprio nome. é um baita de um festeiro.

› INSPOS: o flautista de hamelin (habilidade mágica), venti (genshin impact), howl jenkins pendragon (howl's moving castle), chika fujiwara (love is war), po (kung fu panda), finn (star wars).

› TRAÇOS DE PERSONALIDADE: gentil, animado, talentoso, empático  ☆ desinteressado, preguiçoso, não gosta de se comprometer.

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♡.       killian em seus 24 anos, jura seguir o legado de geppetto & fada azul, "segue o caminho da luz" enquanto conclui o módulo II.

› habilidade mágica: cartas mágicas! | ocupação: ilusionista no circo.

killian (ou twisted fate) sempre levou uma vida complicada. nasceu arthuriano, foi abandonado no castigo, cresceu como castigado, foi parar no orfanato e logo depois no circo, voltando a viver como um "arthuriano", pois na realidade é apenas mais um boneco do circo, o qual geppetto e a fada azul puxam as cordas. antes de ir para o orfanato e o circo, vivia nas ruas da cidade de baixo, utilizando de simples truques com cartas para conseguir dinheiro de arthurianos que visitavam o local, certo dia acabou sofrendo uma agressão após enganar alguns arthurianos, o que resultou em uma grande cicatriz em seu rosto, e desde então ele nunca mais mostrou seu rosto, está sempre utilizando uma máscara. não se importa de seguir as regras do circo, uma vez que isso o permite frequentar a academia, dessa forma poderá conseguir o que realmente busca fora dos palcos, vingança aos malditos arthurianos.

› TRAÇOS DE PERSONALIDADE: calmo, criativo, leal, lógico, flexível   ☆ vingativo, trapaceiro, insensível, rancoroso, quieto.

›  INSPOS: twisted fate (league of legends), cardcaptor sakura, choi namra (all of us are dead), V (v for vendetta), kaz brekker (grishaverse), klaus baudelaire (asoue), hua cheng (tgcf).

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[j10kkuno]

Wait, Mickey and Dundee were the first to successfully hit the jewelry store? Nice! Chang Gang had definitely gotten in, but they were the first to get the loot. I'm not sure about the payout but the cool thing is that it's like a house robbery-all items, all pure cash, no bags. No Oxy Runs or waiting a week for ink to dry up.

Also, they couldn't get into the 2-3 locked rooms so there's still a lot more that has yet to be figured out, but first step, successful. Get in, smash the cases.

Also, X was with them. And then he got what appears to be banned for good. Can't say I'm upset. I like the character of X when he's calm and getting up to crazy shit with Yuno, Lang, and company but I hear so much about the malding and OOC shit XQC pulls when he gets angry at the cops and his chat is toxic as fuck(Like Penta(Officer Wrangler) had to go to the IRL cops for multiple SWAT threats on his life) that I think it's better overall for XQC to be gone from the server. Just my take.

Sad we never got a Soy Boys anything but their storylines took them different places. Benji has his stuff with the Vargos, he doesn't do banks a ton. Dundee has his stuff with the Bondi Boys and is now getting into business and even when he does banks, BB has a newer hacker getting used to hacking. Yuno is a top tier bank robber, and his storyline took him where his regular and most trusted associates are people that range from like Ray and Lang to Ramee and Randy. The top of the criminal world and their associates. And X does-X did- what X wanted.

But no, I'm, excited for the new heist! I don't know if Lang has any suspicions about the jewelry store but I hope to see the old normal group-Lang, Tony, Ray, and Yuno- hit it soon.

[steffon]

i'm all right! ever since the betrayal theory (i forgot who the OP is, sorry D:) made its rounds yesterday, i have this niggling, sinking feeling that it's gonna happen.

i mean sure, i guess i did hope for loki and sylvie to have a better ending than what happened in the episode, but i wouldn't have it any other way, i think. i could scratch the itch for a happier ending with fanfiction, and season 2 looms on the horizon.

i have a good feeling that things could only go up from here. i just hope that, for once, marvel won't dangle a happy future for loki and sylvie just to tear it away. i'm still malding from loki's and tony stark's deaths in infinity war and endgame.

so! i'm shaken, heartbroken, but still mostly okay. i believe in them.

SYLKI NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING

[fapangel]

Looks like we have to undergo a first strike against North Korea. You think he can get nukes off before we can stop him?

Lel, no. 

We needn’t take them out “before he launches” anymore, because we’ve got great capabilities for just shooting them down outright. Japan’s operating our own Aegis system and SM-3 missiles, and we’ve got THAAD (Terminal High Altitude Air Defense) stationed on Guam and in South Korea, now. THAAD is almost certainly capable of boost-phase intercept (which is why China is whining and throwing tantrums over it, they’ve got nuke envy because of their smaller ICBM arsenal, and their silos are probably in the mountains of south-east China.) US warships off the coast can likely conduct boost-phase intercepts with SM-2/SM-6/SM-3s as well. 

Assuming a buildup of tensions preceded by bellicose threats and such (the way it usually goes) we very much have the ability to penetrate North Korean airspace, and penetrate any bunkers/hardening they have around their silos. Nobody’s invested as much money in bunker-busting munitions as the US has, and we have a silly amount of fixed assets in the area; our bases in Japan, Signapore, Japan and Guam. Guam especially is a B-52 base; the B-52 can lug twelve TALD decoys (or MALD decoys, which also carry a powerful jammer); they’d serve as very effective delivery trucks to saturate Nork air defenses with contacts to assist aircraft launching penetration missions. Nork equipment is badly out-dated. They have gotten some newer stuff in recent years, but not a lot of it, and other equipment of theirs is simply unknown, much like Iranian stuff, they (try) to modify/copy things domestically and we just don’t have much information on how good it is. (The military will have more than we do open-source, but typically speaking if the civilian analysts can’t even make an educated guess, than the military guys with the classified intel probably have an educated guess and nothing better.) The Norks have hardened their air-defense sites, true - some of their SA-2s actually roll out of cave mouths on rails, and shit - but the downside is that they’ve all long since been located by satellite recon, and had a bulls-eye painted on their ass for the latest, greatest bunker-busters. (That, and it’s not easy to harden a radar site, without which the missiles are useless.) 

The big danger in striking North Korea isn’t penetrating their air defenses, but overcoming their deterrent forces they’ve developed specifically to prevent this kind of thing from happening. The myth of Seoul being turned into a “sea of fire” by Nork artillery has been well debunked already, but some people still worry about the Norks firing chemical agents (i.e. nerve gas) with those weapons. I’m not too worried about that, however, for a few reasons. One, artillery shells do not have a very large internal volume for that kind of thing. Nerve gas is very volume-efficient, of course, but the main reason you put it in artillery shells are so you can spread the artillery fire around and distribute the gas in bite-sized parcels more efficiently. Given that the Nork artillery can expect some of the best counter-battery fire in the world to be whistling down upon them very fast - especially since all their hardened firing positions have long since been located - they’re going to need to deliver a lot more, a lot faster, to be effective. 

Rocket artillery is perfect for this, and the Norks have some - but sadly for them, it can’t be fired from inside a bunker. It has to leave it’s hardened position and drive out to a firing pad to launch. Given that the US (which will be operating in close support of South Korean forces) has stealth drones even better than the RQ-170 now in service (we know the RQ-180 is probably flying, but it’s still super sekkrit,) we can probably count on real-time surveillance of those rocket artillery locations. By the time the rocket carrier has parked, braced, and begun to elevate for its strike, it’ll have GPS-guided Excalibur shells landing on it. It’s hard to beat artillery for prompt and swift responsive firepower. 

That, of course, leaves the classic method of delivery - SRBMs, of which the Norks have many. That, however, is something South Korea is well protected against - the Patriot system’s PAC-3 and PAC-3 IRINT missiles are specifically designed for anti-ABM work against targets like that, and the THAAD system deployed there is effective against MRBMs and even has limited ability against ICBMs, which come screaming in much faster - it’d eat SRBMs for lunch. We’ve deployed more PAC-3 systems to South Korea recently, and the South Koreans are currently upgrading their own batteries to PAC-3 standards (and buying the missiles for it.) 

And then there’s the remote, but notable, possibility of retaliation in kind. We wouldn’t be having this conversation if anyone thought Lil’ Kim was still sane enough to be swayed by deterrence, so we have to talk about actually using nukes against them. Should Seoul (or anywhere else) be subjected to WMD attacks that our defenses  cannot sufficiently repel and/or neutralize before launch, using tactical nuclear weapons against the launch sites would forgive a lot of difficulties and/or hardening of Nork launch sites. If the Norks actually fire nerve gas into Seoul, I would not be terribly surprised if a tac-nuke or two was used to quickly and efficiently remove the offending artillery north of the city. Yes, maybe even ground bursts to penetrate bunkers - it’d cause a hell of a lot of fallout, but prevailing winds would carry it out over the ocean, and by that time most everyone near the DMZ (especially in Seoul) would either be indoors, or in the artillery shelters that are prevalent in Seoul, so civilian exposure would be minimal. Any way you dice it, it’d be a much better option than letting nerve gas rain on Seoul. 

The threat of deterrence becomes toothless if it’s not actually followed through with when some crazy son of a bitch actually fires their own WMD anyway. Nork use of WMD would immediately remove the biggest prohibition against our own tac-nuke use. It’s also important to remember that tac-nukes aren’t that powerful - people tend to over-estimate the power of nukes. There’s a big, BIG fucking difference between kiloton-yield aircraft bombs and megaton-yield ICBM warheads. For instance, here’s what the most common tac-nuke in the US inventory - a B61 aircraft bomb - would do if dropped on the DMZ. Now presume the B61 is being dropped on a hardened bunker complex to quickly knock it out with one blow. The B61 has recently been upgraded with modern GPS guidance capabilities (like our general-use JDAM bombs, and such) so there’s no longer a need to set this variable-yield weapon to full blast to ensure taking out a hardened target. A 50 kiloton yield creates a crater with a radius of 30-68 meters, (depending on the local conditions,) which is more than enough to nail an entire bunker complex when guided by a JDAM kit with back-up inertial guidance. This is what a 50kt ground-burst would look like, fallout included. 

Remember, however, that the latter scenario is extremely theoretical - if you’re targeting a bunker (which has already been located ahead sometime in the past 50 years by every recon asset available to the US) there’s no reason not to go after it with conventional bunker-busters. The use of a tac-nuke in this scenario is to rapidly take out multiple enemy targets over a wide area, with just one aircraft sortie. Refer back to the first link and note the area inside the red circle - that’s the 20PSI air-blast radius. And note the description: 

At 20 psi overpressure, heavily built concrete buildings are severely damaged or demolished; fatalities approach 100%. Optimal height of burst to maximize this effect is 0.79 mi. 

Even an airburst that produces negligable fallout will still demolish most concrete bunkers and such in a 4.7 mile square area, with a B61 bomb set to max yield (340kt.) That’s precisely why we have these weapons in the inventory - they’re powerful and flexible. 

I think it highly unlikely we’d have to resort to WMD to counter any use of it by North Korea, but the fact that we could, without slaughtering civilians en-masse, just illustrates my general point: the reason Lil’ Kim is fucking nuts by definition is because he’s hell-bent on fucking with people who played this same game on a much bigger scale during the Cold War. To paraphrase Tony Stark, there’s no way this end well for him. 

[williamemcknight]

June issue – Pro Landscaper

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