#*doozle

[gayyearningcrybaby]

MEGAMAN.EXE

[qilinkisser]

watching the first two minutes of eqg rainbow rocks yet again is self care at it's finest <3

[olderthannetfic]

Feel like this is a universal experience in fanfics surrounding like period pieces, historical fanfics, fantasy, etc: Characters speaking too swollen and heavy. Every sentence is just laden with thesaurus synonyms, and faux poshness, and words that not even a dictionary can define except using the word, and it doesn't even give context. "What does noosle-doozle mean?" Noosle-doozle definition and meaning: To noosle-doozle. A noosle-doozle. Yeah gee thanks. Where do you guys even find those words? But I think what makes it 10 times worse is when the fic has bad grammar, because then you have all these weird words that no one has heard since the elder gods walked the earth, and to add insult to injury you just wrote it wrong, even copy pasting it gives no results.

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Ahaha. I've seen those, but I've also seen ones where the words really aren't that odd.

Usually, if you ask around, somebody can figure out what they meant.

[snowberai]

Had some fun on the magma spree! could only attend two but it was still a doodle doozle!

[dingdongdoodilydoodilydoo]

my hands are doing the wiggly doozle in 3/4 time...

[minkschasijasi]

Two little doozles. :))

[chibitorra]

I love that my cat always seems to know I’m talking to/about him whether I use his actual name or not. His full name is Rhubarb, but so far he’s responded to being called Rhu, Boober, Rhu-doozle, Barbie, Skinny Barbie, Mister Man, Nister Nan, Stinky, Buddy, Bud, Little Guy, Sir, and probably a ton more I’m forgetting.

[ast4rtrying]

My eyes shall snoozle doozle 4 a bit on your lap

Things are meaning with you

Life is meaningful, love-full, with u

I can feel love

Someone iw b w forever and never leave

Under my head, loving me

I LOVE you <3

[ofcourseitsafurry]

"If you're ever in a doozle,call your best friend a woozle! sponsored by Disneytm"

Pale rose the murderous human hating but still cuddly and cute woozle with a childish personality to match.After Disney toy makers brought to life a stuffie(With the shape-shifting to match)and made it go through inhuman torture this little toy killed all the workers and now haunts this earth looking for more victims

(For anyone wondering the unicorn with rainbow hair is named Rosalie after American Murder she's completely unrelated to the story she's just there because she fits into the"insane"category )

[100yearoldcomics]

August 9, 1922 The Katzenjammer Kids by Harold Knerr

TOP PANEL [ID: Mamma leans, visibly seasick, off the side of the boat they're sailing to Africa. The Kids stand behind her, pleasantly licking lollipops. /end] Hans: Say, Mamma, should ve tell der cook to bring you some ice cream mit Russian dressing? Mamma: Go 'vay!

MAIN COMIC [ID: Der Captain, using a wheelchair because his bandaged right foot has the gout, angrily talks with Long John Silver below deck. Between the two arguing men, the Kids stand, happily holding each other. Mamma tries to sleep in a bunk behind them. /end] John: But I'm tellin' ye, it's too rough on deck! Ye're better off below! Mamma: Ach! Such a motion! Oy! Captain: Say! Who's doing der telling on dis dod-rotted boat, you or me? I said I go on deck und get tied to der mast und dum-foozle your keel. Ven I said it, I mean it! Hans: He said it! Fritz: He means it!

[ID: Long John ties der Captain to the mast on deck and walks off, waving him off frustratedly. The Kids creep up behind the mast with a knife, ready to cut him loose. /end] Captain: Ah-h-h! So soon I get a snifter uf der dod-gasted ocean, efen der dum-svoggled gout feels better! John: Don't blame me if anything happens! I got work to do!

[ID: The Kids cut der Captain free and he wheels uncontrollably across the deck. /end] Captain: HEY! I'M LOOSE!

[ID: He speeds, full force, into a mooring bollard, hitting it foot-first. The Kids cling onto the mast behind him, laughing uproariously. /end] Captain: OW!

[ID: The ship rolls back on the waves and der Captain starts rolling backwards. He narrowly misses a large open hatch on deck. /end] Captain: Chiminy! Vot a narrow squeaker!

[ID: Der Captain wheels backwards with great speed past a sailor at the ship's steering wheel. /end] Captain: Lend a hand, you goo-faced lubber! Don't you see I'm loose from der moorings? Sailor: Can't leggo the wheel, Cap! She's pullin' hard! Didn't ye hear me warn ye?

[ID: Der Captain rolls forward again, tipping onto one wheel to just barely skirt past the open hatch. The chef, a racist depiction of a Chinese man, walks towards it with a pile of steaming hot dishes. /end] Captain: So soon I find ouid who left open dot gum-doozled hatch, it gifs a broken kneck for somevun! Cook: Me velly big fool eveh leave China! Ship loly-poly makee sick!

[ID: Der Captain runs right into the chef, who drops his dishes as der Captain hits him in the gut with his bandaged foot. A massive serving dish of soup spills onto der Captain's face. /end] Captain: HELLUP! Cook: OO-OO-OOF!

[ID: Der Captain, clutching his injured foot, cries out in pain as he wheels backwards, right towards the open hatch. The cook sits on the ground, watching with surprise while he clutches his sore gut. /end] Captain: If I lif t'rough dis dod-rotted storm, it gifs Hans und Fritz for dinner for der sharks!

[ID: Long John angrily approaches his three sailors, who stand meekly around an opened crate labeled "Strictly Fresh Eggs." /end] John: Wot's the idea o' this dinky lot o' eggs? Didn't I tell ye to get six boxes to last six months? Sailor: It wuz all we could get!

[ID: Der Captain falls through the hatch directly onto the crate, smashing all the eggs. The yolk splashes out into the sailors' faces. Long John is taken aback. /end] Captain: An' them's all the eggs! Sailor #1: The omelette... Sailor #2: ...is... Sailor #3: ...hashed!

[ID: Der Captain, now fastened to the match with a strong chain, angrily brandishes his cane, ready to bring it down onto the backsides of the Kids. Long John holds them both rear-first towards der Captain as the rest of the yolk-soaked crew looks on in anger. /end] Captain: Und chust on account uf der ding-swingled shenanigans I got to eat ham und eggs mitout der eggs! John: Soak 'em a couple fer me, Cap!

[gayyearningcrybaby]

Me and the Boys

[qilinkisser]

doozles like if you agree

[en-chi-la-da]

suddenly! kazuhina content

[skookumthesamoyed]

HALLO IT ME YOUR FLUFFY SMILING FRIEND SKOOKUM AND YOU’RE DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE

[goraishi]

i dont know anything about pokemon but i like the yellow man with the chocolate pants

[headbangin-fangirl]

My Boyfriend: *Posts a pic on Instagram.*

Girl with a crush on my BF: *Comments something flirty when she knows he’s in a relationship.*

My BF (to me): You should do something about that...

Me: *Replies to comment by correcting her grammar.*

Me: Take that, you Doozle!

My BF: Babe, wtf ?