#*in the spirit of 'can i please get a waffle vine'* can we talk about the Mudwing Siblings? can we please talk about the mudwing siblings?

[3zethe3zr]

These Seven Make Me Insane In The Membrane

Design notes:

- Mudwing genetics go wild, leaving siblings very varied in appearance

- Clay has red eyes, indicating his fireproof status

- Due to how he was raised, clay is also the thinnest of the seven(malnutrition) and has poorly cared for tusks

- They all have inherited some form of their mother's red markings and have freckled shoulders and backs of wings

- Umber is the runt of the litter and is smallest

- Crane was the tallest, that mantle has now been passed down to Marsh

[dcbutinamrev]

AmRev as Iconic Vines To Lighten Up Your Day

(Sorry I had too- )

Hamilton: AH!

Lafayette: Stop could have made me drop my croissant!

Tilghman: *sleeps*

Meade: *pours water on Tilghman*

Tilghman: Hello?

Lafayette: Dad look it’s the good kush!

Washington: This is the dollar store how good could it be?

Hamilton to Laurens: Country boy, I love you, blech.

Meade: *throws frisbee*

Tilghman: What the fuck Richard?

Washington: No. No off topic questions. No. Permission denied. No. You have been stopped-

Andre to Hamilton: You have a beautiful smile.

Hamilton: Thanks. You’re not that handsome.

Andre: Wow. Thanks-

Madison: And they were roommates

Jefferson: Oh my God, they were roommates

Washington: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon-

Lafayette: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does-

Jefferson: I keep telling you man, you gotta stop lettin people walk over you.

Hamilton: *wheezes* Okay-

Laurens: *weirdly walks down the hall*

H. Laurens: *sighs with disappointment*

Betsey: Mom, I got something to tell you…

Catherine Schuyler: What is it honey?

Betsey: I got an A-BOR-TION

Fitzgerald: Ha ha. I do that-

Meade: Hi welcome to chili’s

Harrison: When there’s too much drama at school, all you got to do is, walk away-yay-yay

Hamilton: If there are any spirits here tonight…tell me…do I sound like Shikera? *makes weird noises*

Judge Woodhull: 911 is it an emergency?

Abe Woodhull: No!

Judge Woodhull: Then…what is it?

Abe: I…It’s digiorno-

Philip: Hey, Ma. Say who wants lasagna

Betsey: Who wants lasagna? *trips*

Hamilton: *starts talking*

Laurens: Uh, I’m not finished. Let’s get started.

Hamilton: *talking*

Laurens: Oh my God. Can you please just let me do it-

Peggy: Hey guys look at this dress my Mom bought me. SIKE! IT’S A JUMPSUIT! YOU WERE FOOLED! HA HA HA!

Hamilton: Hey, bro what do you want to eat?

Laurens: *the souls of the innocent- * A bagel *No!* Two bagels

Jefferson: There’s only one thing worst than a rapist. Boom.

Adams: A child.

Jefferson: No-

Jefferson: You can’t sit with us

Hamilton: Actually, Jefferson, I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids

Tallmadge: Hey everybody so today Bradford pushed me so I’m starting a kick starter to put him down

*picture of Bradford*

Tallmadge: The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less-

Samuel Seabury: Someone in our apartment has been killed. Please help-

King George III: Calm down. Don’t want a panic at the disco-

Hamilton and Jefferson: *fighting*

Madison: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle-

Continentals at the Redcoats: Look at all those chickens!

Kinloch: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Laurens: Go back to sleep and starve

Charles Lee: Basically I um…what I was thinking was—

Laurens: *punches Charles Lee*

Charles Lee: Aw, fuck man. I can’t believe you’ve done this-

Washington: Put that candy back. I’m not buying you all that mess Oh. Try me.

*Who’s that Pokémon?*

Mulligan: IT’S PIKACHU!

*It’s Clefairy!*

Mulligan: FUCK!

Brewster: I’m JOHN CENA! *blows flutes through nose*

Anna Strong: Ben is that a weed?

Tallmadge: No this is a crayon-

Strong: I’m calling the police!

*illuminati theme plays*

Laurens at Charles Lee: What the fuck is up Charles! No what you say? What the fuck dude? Step the fuck up!

Laurens: He just dropped and was just smacked the lip just…wha-pow! Dropped down said braaa

Hamilton: Hurricane Katrina! More like hurricane tortilla!

Harrison: Do you ever like wake up and do like do not do something and you’re just like: What the fuck is going on?

Woodhull: You don’t know what is good! *weird moves* You don’t know me! You don’t know me!

Meade: If you want to play baseball, you got to be the baseball

Hamilton: I thought you were bae. Turns out just you were just fam.

Laurens: Bro!

Hamilton: *walks away*

Tallmadge: A nice typical American dinner

Billy Lee:

Tallmadge: *screeches*

Adams: How about the four shelf, want to hit that-

Hamilton: Shut the f— up.

Laurens: *does something awesome in battle*

Hamilton: That was legitness

Hamilton: something she said-

Betsey: *laughs*

Hamilton: I like that laugh. *mimics laugh*

Laurens: We just love working here. We all have a lot of laughs. Fuck off Hamilton. I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.

Laurens: Hey I’m gay

Lafayette: I thought you were American?

Hamilton: Did you wash the dishes?

Laurens: I thought you wanted to do that?

Hamilton: *laughs* You were wrong

Peggy: Mom, I know you don’t have a lot of money so it’s okay if you by me sketchers for school.

Catherine Schuyler: *snorts* What are those?

Tallmadge: Excuse me? Can I get a cup of cofffe? Black?

Billy Lee: Can’t you see me talking?

Hamilton: How do you know what’s good for me?!

Washington: THAT’S MY OPINION!

The other aides: *blinks*

*Hamilton trying to convince Washington to let him go to South Carolina*

Washington: You can’t go. No. Sorry you can’t go-

Hamilton: I love you bitch. *pointing at Eliza and Laurens* I ain’t never gonna stop loving you…bitch.

Lafayette: They following Ma. They following me.

Lady Washington: Who?! Who following you?!

Lafayette: The bus-

Lady Washington: The bus?

Franklin: Welcome to physics-

*something explodes*

Franklin: *screeches* HOLY MOTH-

Laurens: It’s summer. I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party. *hits head on banister*

Hamilton:

Laurens: *slams break*

Hamilton: *chokes on food* LAURENS!

Hamilton: Smack cam!

Burr: Bitch I hope you the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that-

Philip: Oh my God. It’s Chipotle! Chipotle’s my life

Meade: Hey, Tench you want some?

Tilghman: This bitch empty! YEET!

Hamilton: WHAT ARE THOSE!

Lady Washington: They are my crocks!

Hamilton: *fires gun*

Lafayette: *jumps* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Washington: *walks in room*

Hamilton: BRAH!

Washington: *jumps and walks away like nothing happened*

Burr: I brought you Frankincense

Hamilton: Thank you

Burr: And I brought you…Myrrh

Hamilton: Thank you.

Burr: Myrrh…..DER!!!”

Hamilton: Judas no!

Billy Lee: Lebron James. Lebron James. Lebron James. Lebron James. Lebron James.

Laurens: *sneezes*

*Deers runs off*

Hamilton: Nice Laurens

Laurens: What? I sneezed! Oh I’m not allowed to sneeze?

Arnold: I smell like beef. I smell like beef.

Andre: I’m real. And I can’t go with ya-

Peggy Shippen: Ooh, this is my jam. This is my jam. Turn that song off. This is my jam-

Hamilton: Ooh, I like your accent where you from?

Lafayette: I’m librarian

Hamilton: Oh my bad *whispers* I like your accent where you from?

Franklin: *blows smoke* Atom-

Adams: Honestly I don’t remember. I was probably fucked up. Yeah I was crazy back then.

Lafayette at Hamilton and Laurens: Two bros. Chilling in the hot tub. Five feet apart cause they’re not gay-

Revere: Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

Franklin: Watch your profanity

Laurens: What’d you say? What’d you say?

Washington: I said whoever threw that paper, your Mom’s a hoe.

Arnold: Thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage-

Hamilton: Remember one time I liked you

Andre: No?

Hamilton: Good. Cause it never happened!

Andre: Oh…

Hamilton: *laughs and walks away*

[oikawasbread]

Haikyuu Match-Up Request

Can I please have a match-up for Haikyuu? :) Here’s the link to all my info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LcZkbfvsemN83rwCgmKT44zPlt9rJQiJy01NvofhEZo/edit?usp=sharing

Special match-up for Corey<3 I’m here girl, talk to me whenever you need to. Here’s a lil thing to make you less stressed <3

@sacredwarrior88

MATCHING WITH : UKAI KEISHIN

sis, you give me MRS UKAI VIBES. I could’ve match you up with one of the vb boys in the time-skip, but you and ukai make my heart flutter <3 so here we go!! also.. this is more like a one shot rather than hcs.. but i hope you like it!! <3 i tried my best

 so.. you were going home from work but decided to stop at this little store to grab a bite cause you were exhausted

as soon as you entered the shop, your jaw dropped

there was a tall blonde man who was trying to calm down some highschool boys who were yelling at each other

’’No, Boke!!! You can’t open your eyes during our quick attack! Are you deaf????’’ says the one with raven hair, his bangs covering now half of his angry face after he kept gesturing at the smaller kid in front of him.

‘’Kageyama!!!!! Do you want another ball in that empty head of yours ?’’

oh boy, you thought. He seemed so pure :’(.

‘’Kageyama! Hinata! Cut it out! Coach will kick everyone’s butts!’’ A pretty tall, tender, silver haired boy said, stepping between those two.

everyone else was yelling like crazy, laughing, booing or yeeting random things in the store. You were just trying to get some rice balls and get home, because again, YOU WERE TIRED.

 lmfaooooo it’s just like that one vine with CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

feeling bad for the man who first caught your eye, you had to do something

even tho you are short [haha don’t kill me corey ily] , they were pissing you off so :

HEY DUMBASSES! I DON’T CARE WHAT HAPPENED HERE, I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, BUT I AM HUNGRY AND TIRED AS HELL, SO IF YOU DON’T LET ME PAY FOR THIS FOOD, I’LL JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE.

when i tell you EVERYONE WAS IN SHOCK RN

they didn’t know who yelled like that cause they couldn’t see you!! [ <3]

until Coach Ukai’s eyes finally interlocked with yours and instant regret was noticeable on his face

‘’I am so sorry, I am truly sorry! Take it, it’s on the house! But please excuse our barbaric behaviour.’’

now everyone was quiet and still shocked that you, just a little lady, could shut them up so quick

-

after that one scene, little did you know that Keishin was still thinking about your face and your voice

mans was totally whipped but sad at the thought that he might never see you again

that was until one day you stopped by at his store, again

you bought again some rice balls and asked about his little

angry birds

since that day, it became a routine for you to stop by, and Keishin was already preparing your order before you arrived.

you and Ukai started to hang out outside the store

he invited you once at the movies, then at his place for dinner

Keishin was always talking about the boys at the vbc like they were his little kids, and it made you so happy seeing you with that sparkle in his eyes

very soon your relationship with him became more serious, so, after 2 or 3 months, you were officially dating

you wouldn’t stop whining about how you wanted him to take you to practice one day, because you wanted to meet his lil crows so much. so your wish became his command

the boys instantly recognized you

you were the small lady and the almost 6’ tall boys were trembling rn because of you

you looked scary

but as soon as you introduced yourself as Corey, Keishin’s girlfriend, their jaws dropped

Coach Ukai’s girlfriend???? what???

you started to stop by their practice more often, bringing them snacks or drinks and the boys immediately started to love you sm

Ukai was totally utterly in love

he loved coming home after babysitting the angry birds and seeing you in his shirt, cooking his fave meal

your brown eyes made him stutter whenever you were looking directly in his eyes, even after all this time of dating

you had such a soft spot for the vbc boys. they were like you and Keishin’s little kids

your boyfriend wasn’t allowing them to eat certain things because of their diet but your heart broke when you saw Noya and Hinata craving some junk food so you allowed them just that once. it was y’alls secret 

your calm spirit and angelic expression was everything they needed at the gym

Kiyoko instantly liked you because you were helping her with the volleyball idiots, Yachi was seeing you as her role model, and Ukai needed you there to calm him down whenever they were fighting, slamming balls into each others heads, pulling pranks on each other and etc

poor man would lose his mind without you

you are his home, his soulmate, his pure angel

but you’re still making him and the boys shit themselves whenever they get on your nerves and you have to bluntly throw the most nasty cusses

they are trying to not get on your bad side

even tho.. i’m sorry, but you’re practically their mom now <3

Hiyyaa Corey!!! I hope this will make you feel better <333

                                                                                                  -Riley

[telling-tragedy]

this is off-brand but important

i present to you

my measly addition to the lotf fandom-

lotf vines but in written form because i can’t edit video :)

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Ralph: jack

Ralph: jack stop ur gonna get in trouble

Piggy: j ack

Jack: (gets arrested)

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Ralph, walking in on jack putting paint on his face: o good ur not busy

Jack: actually ralph

I AM BUSY

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Piggy, next to Ralph on a roller coaster about to start, pointing at Jack: i’M SUING YOU- iF YOU DON’T- STOP THE RIDE. STOP THE RIDE RIGHT NOW- LSJDKS

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Jack: exists (jk he’s setting fire to the island)

Ralph: yoU bEttER stOp- STAAAAAAAHP

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Ralph: the waiter gives you your dish but it’s not the one you ordered. what do we say?

Jack: s’cuse me cunt? wrong

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Simon: i think godzilla is a beautiful man. I don’t care that he’s so big, I will- I wanna take him to Red Robin.

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Roger: hey uh yesterday a littlun pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Roger: the benefits of killing him would be that I would get pushed way less

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Jack and Roger, chanting: you better watch out

you better watch out

you better watch out

y ou b e tter w a t c h ou t

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Roger, to Jack about Ralph: dude what the fuck? this is your space this is your area- he can’t do that dude

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Jack: roses are red

Violets are blue

Talk shit again and I’ll hit u with a shoe

_

Boys: (literally set fire to the island)

Naval officer: way to go paul jack

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Jack: hingsifja hinsgah kdhskxa squash banana

Jack: (falls from branch)

Jack: JzkkkAAA

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Jack and Ralph: (squaring off with spears)

Piggy: can I get a waffle

Jack: (strikes ralph in the chest)

Piggy: can i please get a waffle

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Jack: I’m just cooking pork :)

Jack: (smacks Ralph with a stick)

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Maurice: if there are any spirits here tonight

Maurice: tell me

Maurice: does this sound like shakira? lolelolelolelole

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The world: there is only one thing worse than a r*pist. boom

William Golding: a child

The world: no

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Simon: welcome to bible study!!! We’re all children of Jesus

Simon, as jack stabs a tree mid-conversation: kuMBAYA MY LORD

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Sam: people say i can’t do what i love without college

Eric: I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger

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Jack: (blows Ralph a kiss)

Ralph: (catches it)

Ralph: (proceeds to put it in the blender and turn it on)

Jack: aw

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Jack: I’m the guy who just feeds you lies

Jack: But I’ll take you to Mickey D’s!!!

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Jack: don’t tell ur mother

Ralph: kiss one another owo

Jack: d I E f Or e aCh oT h er

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Jack: hey are you guys coming to my party?

Sam: it’s just me???

Sam: (sees reflection)

Sam: oh hey eric u goin?