#*insert ditty meme*

[voidcat]

5, 19, 24 <3 your pick of blorbo

ehhehe hiiiiiiiii vee!!!! hmmm i dont want to overthink these questions else ill never answer them so ill go w first things that come to mind...

5)what’s the thing you dislike the most about your Blorbo?

hmm for this one i think for kaiser the fact that he doesnt like milk and has a tendency to self harm himself before games or as a punishment (choking himself). for yosano, how especially in the anime her ability had been put into somewhat a sexualized lens. her ability works by touch alone but bones studio, whenever it was to display it, made a show of her undressing and everything and when you consider she first used her ability primarily during the war, legit in the middle of an active war zone as a military medic/nurse while she was just a child......... its yikes. also ik for a fact that dazai goes for days-weeks without changing his bandages... stinky bastard........ idk i think id have normally had more answers to this question but ig my brain is empty rn...

19)when it comes to Blorbos, do you have a type?

answered here...

24)if you could change one canonical thing about your Blorbo, what would it be?

honestly this is taking some brain racking but for my blorbos and their backstories i think im satisfied somewhat? like if i change anything i think things would be minor things like their favorite food and whatnot to match my tastes yk... aka insert that breaking the chains meme: how it feels to consume media that wont disappoint me when it comes to character writing so i am always at ease lmaoooo. if i can think of any decent things to write here i will return........ hmmmm maybe to have jonathan crane be more canonically on the eye pleasing side like cillian murphy's crane instead of the typical scarecrowish look they had going for his civilian identity bc hear me out: it fits the narrative and adds up to how he got so many people to agree to his experiments before he was dispelled from the academia and later becoming a convict. aka ditty's sarcastic "avon salesman" joke for crane... like you cannot get so many people be students and not to sign up for those experiments without a little charm. that man had game !!!!! also w how many resets marvel and dc did to their universes atp i just want them to go back to pre 2016 canon- make cassandra cain the legend she used to be again (last i read smt w her in the newer runs she wasnt a martial artist master like thats her thing! she is unmatchd when it comes to body and environment reading!!!) also bring back jason todd's sexy white streak of hair

blorbo games

[justprance]

I love bananas so much omg

[kyriemrmister]

tw time prison fic but

the po honda civic post was on my dash and even though there's So Much Wrong with the time prison fic there's also some lines and moments that live in my head rent-free because i love to torment myself with continuing to read it

(elw*nn j*mes my beloathed, tw for mentions of genitalia, daddy kink, slurs, madness combat mentions, sex jokes, five nights at freddy's mentions, pee jokes, poop jokes, sexualization of minors in a smutless manner, mention of drugs and drug trips, and the fact this is a long post about a very cursed crossover fic that i can describe as 'loud house revamped meets tails gets trolled' quite easily. don't click the read more if you can't handle/have triggers towards these things, just scroll past and don't barge into my askbox about it. curate your experience or perish.)

socks getting drunk on vanilla extract (like the meme) and hallucinating that ghosts stole his balls, and the narration reiterating that since he's transmasc he wasn't born with them

oc catgirl fursona tells him that. which only convinces socks that ghosts timetravelled back in time, went into his mother's womb, stole his balls and made him trans

scooby-doo parody in the reboot that involves socks, seiya, shiryu and hyoga trying to bust a ghost in a manner like ghostbusters that somehow shoves a half life full life consequences ("zombie goasts leave this place") AND a the exorcist ("the power of christ compels you") reference one after the other in the dialogue (hyoga says both) and when that doesn't work seiya just tries to intimidate the ghost by flirting/screaming at it

said sequence also involves seiya calling shiryu an 'egirl son of a bitch' (??? i guess shiryu's daphne?) and the ghost isn't even a ghost, it's davy jones in the onion armor from the dark souls memes and davy is just delivering catnip to oc catgirl fursona

seiya is punished for there not being any actual ghost and is forced to clean clearly self-insert mike nesmith's fireplace in a sexy catgirl maid outfit

ikki in this fic works for peppino's pizza as a delivery person and his first delivery is to snick's house, who transforms into, not snick.exe but a 'sanic'-ified version of himself and chases ikki while the sanic meme music plays, bassboosted low quality and all

oc madness combat employer makes mike nesmith x reader fics and they are accidentally printed on the group's printer and this somehow leads to the fic's version of mike porking her

peppino gets a giant purple pizza cutter with angelic runes that translate to the 'pizza pasta put it in a box' ditty, and when they're read out loud the person that read the runes gets attacked by a horde of ghost rats

micky asking if davy needs anything at the store. davy says she wants to fuck. micky's response is, verbatim: "they don't have that."

the peppino weed trip sequence that is set to running in the 90s, features peppino getting beat up by a plethora of cameos, including jd knudson from loud house revamped, cecil from nightvale, and the fish from sharktale

also it ends with him getting jumpscared by freddy fazbear, and then "you have hurt peppino" in the dark souls font with that "game over yeeeeaaaah" soundclip playing over it

messing with the storyline of head (1968) somehow by having the setting's gods trap the victor mature character in the traptanium from fuckign skylanders. this traptanium powers a city in the arctic btw

one bit that takes place in peppino's has the noise breaking through the wall, t-posing, in a sexy catgirl maid outfit (when one of these is involved in the story its always a joke btw) and the fuckibg nyan cat song plays at full volume

peppino's response is um, this: "You sonnuva rotten lasagna! I'm gonna beat-a the mcfuckin' shit outta you and your tiny little dick!"

he doesn't get to. ikki just uses the phoenix cloth and 'omae wa mou shindeiru's him while saying that line verbatim

seiya and hyoga argument that involves the lines 'fuck your stupid baka life' and 'if it pisses like a duck it shits like one too'

mike breaks up the argument and seiya calls him 'daddy'. mike slaps him and kinkshames him because he's not part of the harem and therefore cannot call him daddy

also the time prison bit originates from an actual plot development that never gets mentioned again where the guy who gets thrown there and talks about it is kyle carrozza of funny music project and mighty magiswords fame

luke ski gets tossed into the sea of japan and becomes, basically, monica from ddlc and gets so clingy and attached to kyle he erases his GODDAMN IRL WIFE from existence

the ending of the original fic involves mike killing valo by using an attack so powerful it just destroys the entirety of reality (previously established to be everything fictional, including fanfiction, as well as our reality) and everyone and everything in it and it breaks everything so bad reality as a whole has to be rebooted

i wouldn't recommend it.

[meadow-roses]

More Union Leader Kiddo Headcanons

Skuld really wants to be the mom-friend but it just doesn’t work.  Lauriam doesn’t really need one, Ven abhors being ‘babied’, Blaine just wants her to not. Ephemer is actually more mature then her so it just plain doesn’t work.

As a result Lauriam is the mom-friend.  Makes sure everyone’s eating and sleeping and is emotional support friendo.

Ephemer is the baby.  Not Ven who is the natural target, but the soft and ‘innocent’ leader of their party who must be protected at all costs.  All of them look out for him, including Ven.

On this note, don’t call Ven cute.  Or short. Just don’t.  It’s dangerous.   Comments on height or age or eligibility for a certain action/activity are prohibited. 

Also Ven drinks coffee.  Skuld hates it for goodness sake he’s barely 11 and he’s drinking black coffee

Blaine really really likes coffee also thinks drinking it makes him look cool  But he’s actually really sensitive to caffeine so it just makes him ill.  The other kids do their best to keep that stuff away from him for his own good.

Blaine does really like drinking tea though.  Only herbal and green, however.  None of that weird black tea like is it trying to be coffee or what is it doing? -insert offended Lauriam meme here-

Ephemer is a morning person.  He always gets up at the crack of dawn and likes to take walks in the misty morning and watch the sun rise, softly whistling along with the birds.

Skuld sings all the time when she’s alone.  Either songs she’s heard before or little ditties she makes up herself.  She will blush profusely if anyone walks in the room and hears her.

Blaine seems to have an aversion to using doors.  If there is a window in the room, he will use it in preference, even if it takes longer.  

Ven is an indestructible little dude.  Sent flying by a large heartless’ attack?  Not a problem.  Hit the nearest building with enough impact that the wall collapses?  Not a problem.  Buried under the rubble of the crumbled building?  Also not a problem.  He probably breaks a limb daily and is always in trouble with Skuld the party’s healer.

Lauriam is actually a rather clumsy guy, the kind that doesn’t turn corners sharply enough and runs into the wall, or trips over everything- chairs, rugs, Ventus, loose stones, etc.  He also drops things a lot, and apologizes profusely every time.

Ephemer is one of those super skinny people that are always skinny regardless of how much food they eat, and whether it’s healthy or not.  

Blaine has a gift for doing voices, and likes surprising his friends by speaking his sentences in an unexpected accent.  Also enjoys introducing himself in an accent and entirely convincing the new person that he just normally sounds like that.

Blaine values the skill of being on time, upholding this standard in everyone else.  He internally panics if someone is even 5 minutes late to a meeting, wondering if something happened to them to cause their tardiness and if sitting here waiting will inevitably lead to their deaths.

Unfortunately Lauriam is always late for one reason or another.  

Ephemer is always unnecessarily early.

Skuld gets there comfortably on time, usually with five or so minutes to spare.

Blaine is always on time.  If it appears he wasn’t he was probably lurking in the corner waiting for a ‘good’ time to join the conversation.

Ven is somehow always right on the dot on time, even though he usually leaves to arrive there later then anyone else would and never seems to be in a hurry.  He has it down to an exact science knowing how long it takes him to travel anywhere and hates wasting a single minute of his time ‘waiting around’ for a meeting that happens in 3 minutes to start.

Skuld just really wants another girl to be in the party to talk girl talk with and sometimes feels very lonely living in a house full of boys.

Blaine is a drama king.  He doesn’t usually verbalize any of his drama, just thinks moody melodramatic thoughts while staring out the window.

Lauriam is not a dandy.  At all.  He wears the same ripped vest and too-large for him shirt everyday.  That’s not style, friends, he just forgot to brush his hair and still has bed-head.

Ven is Grump™

Blaine is Mood™

Ephemer is Anxiety™

Lauriam is Worry™

Skuld is Confuse™

That’s all for now folks!  I really need to finish writing that fic thing

[ghostcat3000]

💜, ⭐️, 😏! (dying to know the answer to that last one, tbh.) happy meme-ing!

💜top 3 favorite lines

1. 

I would like to lie and say I returned to him because I had a plan to make him suffer. Or that he left his door open again because he’d missed the woman he knew best in the dark. Those are lies. The truth is simpler. We went back to one another, the way sun-starved plants tilt forward at the windows, chasing whatever light they can reach. 

(We Must Refuse to Disappear)

2. 

Lindsay stands up, and picks at her cleavage with two fingers, eventually pulling out what looks like a piece of lemon cookie. She pops it into her mouth and glares at him in a way no cleavage-cookie-eating person has a right to. 

(A Fool For Your Face)

3. 

In the hours prior, he’d been worried about seeing Keith Mars, bracing himself for the unavoidable, single-blink subtle, why-are-you-interrupting-my-daughter’s-life-of-emotional-and-professional-achievement? look of condemnation. Well, subtle to anyone who wasn’t Logan. Or Veronica. Or Keith Mars himself, who, like the Aerosmith ditty, never wanted to miss a thing and usually didn’t. 

(In The Gale)

⭐️how do you get your inspiration?

I get inspiration from music and photos and art. If I’m writing something, best believe there’s going to be a playlist that comes with. 

I’m also super inspired by gif sets; how the focus on micromoments in performance can really sharpen a headcanon or give me ideas for other stories. Gif makers are amazing.

😏your most risky line

Elio returns to himself, eyes suddenly sharp, putting your finger in the wet heat of his maw and sucking the wedding ring right down the length of it. He opens his mouth and there it is, a gold circle on his tongue, and your breath quickens, thinking, he’s going to swallow it. Because he would. Swallow it. He’s a perverse little fucker (you love this about him, no point in pretending otherwise) and is exactly the sort of person who would ingest the symbol of your love and loyalty to another just so he could shit it back out. 

(IV. Finale: Rubato e affettuoso)

Because, poop. [insert shrug emoji]

thank you for the ask, @ferrame!

from this meme. ask away.

[vengefulseas]

🤝 ditty hehe

texts the other memes at 3 am : dylan. gay. kitty is a) alseep and b) terrible at texting back .but if it were 2020 she would do the lazy haha! react to all of the messages once she woke up in the morning. 

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable :  dylan again. but tbf, kitty doesn’t require much convincing. i mean, she still hangs out with dylan after she stabbed someone in front of her. 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted :  dylan feels like more of a drinker to me, but kitty is stoned like ... half the time. seventy five percent, maybe. so while neither of them driving is a good idea, if dylan is truly trashed, kitty will take the L in her very lesbian subaru pickup. 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover : kitty rents a room ... somewhere. probably over someone’s garage. so by virtue of a better place, dylan. 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of :  dylan. kitty says television rots your brain and is just hollywood ( insert some conspiracy here abt saving the whales ) but she goes on dylan’s profile and messes up the algorithm. 

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie :  they have to do their own snacks, unless it’s like ... oreos, because they need something normal for dylan and something vegan for kitty. the two genders. kitty would let dylan pick the movie. romantic. 

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight :  dylan would have to kitty would apologize the second dylan did, but dylan would have to be first. she’d sit around and wait until even after she’d forgiven her fr dylan to swing by first. otherwise she pretends it never happened.

is the mom friend : neither of them. 

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail :  kitty is asleep, so dylan. she’ll be mad dylan woke her up too. 

is the better wingman to the other :  they’re gay with each other ... but kitty. she’s honest! she’d be like, my friend is a hottie with a body and she’s ready for u. go get her champ. 

“ the strong must protect the sweet ” who’s the strong and who’s the sweet? :  kitty is a biatch, but dylan is an arsonist. she also literally stabbed someone? so dylan is the strong, kitty is the sweet. 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together :  they plan on going up together, thank you very much. and they fucking rock it. 

[philiie]

is philussy an inside joke? does it mean what i think it means? Am I just out of touch with 'the kids' as they say, or out of touch with the phandom? i am tres confused lol

It’s a line from the stupid ditty memes. They sing them quite often in their videos it’s the whole “(Insert name) is one thick bihh, show me (insert thing) -ussy” The first time they started doing it is during the UK snap election when dan tweeted one about Jeremy Corbyn smh