#*misc: tryhards

[earthmoonz]

fit checks for my toxic lesbian throuple :)

[bah-musing]

Level 4 - SN Tashkent

A premade level 4 (Muse) SN Tashkent pack! I know everything isn't done, but while planning premades I was struck with inspo!

I'm new to this, so if you have any formatting reccomendations, let me know! :3

Tashkent under the cut~!

Name: SN Tashkent

Pronouns: she/paw/it/zhe

Age range: Young adult (18-22), but regresses to approx. 16 when stressed

Species: “Destroyer” / Catgirl, may be mechanically based

Personality Snippet: Playfully mischievous, likes to tease, loyal, passably respectful, dependable, takes time to warm up to you, humble but will show off, can be a little hotheaded, tends to be monotone.

Role(s): Confidence Holder (x), Heartbeat (x), Hell-Bent (x), Coach (x), Social Protector (x)

Source: Azure Lane

Gender: Demi-girl, collects mechanical and cat based xenogenders for fun

Orientation: Omniromantic, demisexual

Front Triggers: Boats, battleships, competitions, stressful situations

Faceclaim: (sourced from official art)

Nickname(s): Tasha, Sin, Ken, Kent, Task, Dessie (from Destroyer).

Food: Rice, ice cream (strawberry and/or vanilla bean with chocolate bits), chicken, omlettets, seaweed, baby spinach.

Drink: Water, coconut-flavored drinks, Sprite, tea. If you can get Sonic, she would love an Ocean Water slush, extra ice!

Color: #88A8DE (x)

Game Genre: Team-based combat, occasionally cozy games (zhe would play Stardew Valley, but would min-max it). 

Movie Genre: Action, cheesy horror, actual horror, documentaries.

Song Genre: Video game OSTs, breakcore, cyber, tech-y, fast-paced

Hobbies: Gaming, cardio, stretches, doodling, skipping rocks, possibly swimming

Habits: Absolute ice eater, trains in her games, will try speedruns with varying results

Songs:

The Cyber Grind - meganeko

CONFIG.SYS - MASTERBOOT RECORD

Crescendolls - Daft Punk

Satisfaction - Benny Benassi

Girls - MARINA

Running in the 90’s - Sabrepulse

Gun In My Hand - Dorothy

100% - Angelspit

Soft Bitch - Rio Romeo

Go Hard (La.La.La) - Kreayshawn

Media recs:

Azure Lane, Girls Frontlines, ULTRAKILL, World of Warships, Master of Orion, Minecraft, Geometry Dash, TF2 (Scout main), Sea of Thieves, Borderlands. Basically; violence, naval, fast, or games that can be cozy with a hint of tryhardness.. 

Ken Ashcorp, MARINA, Daft Punk, Video game OSTs, Angelspit

Samurai Pizza Cats, Attack on Titan, Historical documentaries, action movies, Pacific Rim, Scream, Cheesy B movies (Velcipastor).

TQ:

Will add a tilde (~) when paw’s having fun or excited (It’ll be a killer time~!).

Uses ellipsis (...) in typing to transition statements or in-place of where a filler word would be IRL (“There were, uh, three..” -> “There were… three..”). If she is being sweet in jest, she might add a heart at the end of it’s sentence (Could you help me out? <3).

Zhe will often shorten words in typing (“Thanks” -> “Thnx”, “Please” -> “Pls”, etc). Adds dear in front of relationship based words (“Dear friend”, “Dear beloved”, even going as far as “Dear rival”).

":3" ":3c" and ANY variant has her in a grip

Misc: Objectum, special interest in battleships and weaponry! Will have the largest set up for a cat pun that is either so good or so bad that it turns out to be good, and will deny said set-up. Mighhhht crush on her computer tower. Loves plushies but does not want that as public information. Would main Tracer on Overwatch.

[eucalyptus-gl0bulus]

i sunk four thousand hours and hundreds of dollars into team fortress 2. i'm not gonna sit back and do nothing as valve ignores it further. crates are now filled with cosmetics from the steam workshop themed dartboard. the head miscs can't even be unusual and the only workaround was using ugly full head items and a bug to wear multiple effects.

the skins aren't there for new things to look at theyre there to add more money to valve's wallet. skins are only good in factory new and you want one with a strange counter, so guess what? you're either paying a shitload or gambling and paying a shitload anyway. the skins are picked out by a nonce with no sense for what makes tf2 tf2. this is still better than what the hats

new maps went from one or two maps that an entire update would center around to adding like 10 of the bastards at random because they needed another source of money in the form of map stamps that nobody buys. and there's always the maps that make you wonder if the valve guy tested the map. or even looked at it in the case of wutville.

i watched as weapon skins replaced adding new weapons. i watched as that same update ruined crates forever both with their picks and the rarity system. i had to look on in horror as mid your match was released and added a fuckload of maps that were popular for 6v6 as they fucked that up beyond measure. they added sunshine and fucked everything else.

we were wondering what valve was doing with a thumb in their ass for the year following that, and we didn't like the new halloween maps because ICS was a mapmaker on one. then jungle inferno came out and we were saying that the big update is yearly now.

and then a year came and went

and another

and another

and another

and another

and another

and ANOTHER

and we're on the 8th year of no major updates. and we've gotten fuck all. we've gotten a guy picking items blindly and the maps have become just another THING to add, and there's nothing. we've seen two entire feature length films made in source filmmaker, which is so famously bad with tf2 stuff. we've seen how much the dedicated fans love the game. and we get neglected because csgo needed to be fucked up to match with tf2 and what's next? gotta fuck up dota 2 on top?

the game is completely dead and a graveyard for non-bots on their official servers. contracts and their rewards are pretty much dead now. the only thing we have to play on are uncle dane's tryhard servers for people that scream at new players, bad players, or people not taking the game as seriously as a bomb threat. and all the fun is gone. and if there's a single sniper player on their team then it's just like what casual is like now.

valve managed to have given csgo enough changes such that when the source code was leaked that's a pretty big difference from what we have. we're still on the same major update. we're still on jungle inferno. the version that was leaked and the version we have are only differentiated by how many artstyle breaking hats and war paints and dogshit maps there are.

MODERN TF2 PLAYERS, WE USED TO HAVE A CONSISTENT UPDATE CYCLE. BIG SUMMER UPDATE. BIGGER HALLOWEEN UPDATE. END OF YEAR GAME REBALANCE. EVERY YEAR FROM 2008 ALL THE WAY TO 2015.

[barbietoiles]

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[1kook]

last updated : [ 7 7 21 ]

(♤) fluff ; (♡) smut ; (♧) angst ; (♢) drabble link

if you would like to scroll through these fics to view their descriptions, tags, word counts, etc. — check out the #mine tag!

milestone — (♡)

⥗ Part of you is touched that Jungkook really has been there for every milestone in your life. The other part wishes he hadn’t shown up looking so ridiculously sexy.

baecation — (♡)

⥗ “Lose the top, or lose the right to present yourself in any low back dress for the next three months.” He truly knew the way to your heart.

skirt chasers — (♡) (♢)

⥗ “Baggy clothes are in, but you wouldn’t know that, Miss I Draw Inspiration From Catholic School Girls.”

distractions — (♡)

⥗ “Soft.”

“No shit,” you say, “you’re deep between my boobs.”

late fee — (♡) (♧) (♢)

⥗ “Captain Underpants isn’t glorified by all the tryhards, so when I pick those books, you’re unknowingly more interested in me.”

netflix & chill — (♡) (♧) (♧) (series)

⥗ If you planned things right, you could rain down your raging displeasure on Jeon Jungkook right after the meal but before this proposed ‘Netflix and chilling,’ maybe dramatically throw your glass of wine at him, before storming out of his place and reporting him to the authorities (Namjoon) for his douchebag personality.

some way, some how — (♡) (♧) (♢)

⥗ Maybe you don’t know Jungkook as well as you thought you did. Maybe he doesn’t know you.

acatalepsy — (♡) (♧) (series)

⥗ Jungkook didn’t understand, and the longer he ponders it, he realizes maybe he never will. Some things are just better left unknown, he supposes. But that didn’t mean one had to face them alone.

f is for — (♡) (series)

EXPLORER — (♤) (♡) (♧) (♢)

⥗ Jungkook does not want to impress the frankly tyrannical ways of his planet on you. He just wants to stay here and keep your couch warm for you, hold your hair back when you wash your face in the morning. 

attachment: 1 image — (♡)

⥗  But for Jungkook to initiate some sexting, nevertheless sexting at 1pm on a Saturday, when you were at work and you were almost positive he was supposed to be on stream right now? Unheard of, you had to mark this down somewhere.

BORN SINNER — (♡) (♧) (series)

⥗ Jungkook hates you, hates how much he likes you even after you draw him away from his Lord.

ZOOM CALL — (♤) (♡) (series)

⥗ In a sea of black screens and faceless names, there’s one smiley boy that beams back at you through the dimly lit screen of your laptop, a tiny Jeon Jungkook (he/him) tacked to the corner of his window.

card swiped — (♡) (series)

⥗ So Jungkook, who is still a virgin, decides to take on the heroic role of relieving you of your virgin title with a resolute nod.

→ ‘the jks’ asks

misc jjk drabbles

rotten — (♡) (♧)

⥗ How bold of him to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong, as if his presence alone didn’t contribute to the distance your places between the two of you.

subdued — (♤) (♡)

⥗ He could so easily take you over in the bedroom, push you down and ram himself inside until you cried. But it’s the other way around, and he likes it that way.

new parent syndrome — (♤) (♡)

⥗ You love Namjoon, honest. But you love your daughter Hyejoo even more— it’s not a controversial sentiment when you know he’s the same way! —and going back to a regular adult life sans kids absolutely sucks. (Or so you thought.)

misc knj drabbles

bloom — (♧) (2part)

⥗ He is your guard and such has always been his place, one step behind you but never beside you.

misc kth drabbles

dreamy — (♡) (♧)

⥗ You try to not let it get to you, but Jimin is so cool and you want him to be your boyfriend so bad.

misc pjm drabbles

misc jhs drabbles

misc myg drabbles

misc ksj drabbles

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[illbestarryeyedforyou]

I was tagged by @peachy-fuzz !!!! thank you!!! This was actually fun!!

Rules: MAKE A NEW POST, bold what applies to you and tag whoever you want to get to know better.

Appearance

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing  // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo (ten or eleven to be exact.) // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair (does anyone know of the backstreet boys? or am I too old? anyways, as a kid I thought it was cool to highlight my hair like them 😬) // i have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look// i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backward (only on the days where I don't feel like managing my hair!! plus I'm a hipster so whatevs)

Hobbies and Talents

i play a sport (just recreational, I don't like to tryhard.) // i can play an instrument (the piano!! actually, a resolution of mine is to learn two songs this year!!) // i am artistic // i know more than one language (por supesto que puedo ablar el idioma de mis ancesores) // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe (that's the hispanic life baby 😎) // I know how to swim ( :( ) // i enjoy writing (my fiction novel is coming up nice!! also journaling 😊😊 and letters!!) // i can do origami  // i prefer movies to t.v shows (it depends thooo) // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing (singing off key and to your favorite songs is a must!?!) // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks  // i can do a handstand. (I actually tried this now!!)

Relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years  // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend(s) // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell (it's actually sounds awesome??! even though I'm pretty convinced that it's the sound of the muffled ocean) // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days (especially those types of rain where I can still take a walk around the park or my street/neighborhood) // i have slept under the stars (camp counselor life!!) // i meditate outside (again, depends) // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms (there's something about them that calms me?) // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors (I'm actually obsessed with them now) // i find mystery in the ocean (uhh are we going to ignore the fact that roughly about 5% of the ocean has only been explored!?!) // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season (AND SPRING)

Misc

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food (hey!!! what's up with this? people hate it? you would love my tacos!!) // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love (of course I do 😊😊 plus, love comes in many ways/forms but I won't ramble like a hopeless romantic right now.) // i make up scenarios to fall asleep (I mean it's nice to fall asleep while boring your brain to sleep!!) // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game (porque no?) // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least one dog (I'm sad about this :( ) // i have a cat (same as before :( )

I won't tag anyone because I like letting people be, but!!! Just know that if I gave no freaks, I'd tag YOU.

thanks again, @peachy-fuzz 😊😊

[ariesfm-blog]

            hi ! my name is link ! i go by he / they pronouns , am 21+ & live in the cst timezone ! i’m an obnoxious aries & this is my idiot , max , who also happens to be an obnoxious aries because i believe in writing what i know JHGKFDLHLF . i’m really excited to be here , because plotless slice of life rps are my thing & i’m excited to get to know all of you & write with you !!! under the cut you’ll find misc. info & some wanted connections , but here are links to his stats page & his pinterest board , which hopefully will give you some extra insight . feel free to like this if you’d like to plot .but if you wanna plot on d*scord ( which is easier for me ) you can add me @ demogorgon ramsay#0039 !

( johnny seo, cismale, he/him ) who is that ? oh, it’s just MAXWELL “MAX” BAE the TWENTY-FOUR year old has been in beauhart for HIS WHOLE LIFE and is currently a BARTENDER. i’ve heard they can be CONFIDENT and HONEST, but also IMPATIENT and BRASH. maybe that’s why their anthem is SANCTUARY by JOJI and CAFFEINE JITTERS, DIRTY CONVERSE PAIRED WITH ALIEN SOCKS, PHONE NUMBERS WRITTEN ON NAPKINS makes me think of them.

misc. info : ( cw : mentions of death & drug use )

his mother died giving birth to him. though he doesn’t remember her ( obviously ) he still holds a bit of guilt & think it’s his fault that she died. but his dad is always quick to snuff that line of thought & holds absolutely no ill will towards max about it

all he’s ever heard is good things about her so he loves her or the idea of her really. he likes to imagine himself in the stories people tell him about her & it’s a comfort to him. it makes him feel like he kind of grew up with her even though he never got to meet her

his dad is a sweet person. full of laughs & kindness. also bad jokes ( this is where max gets his own humor from ). he’s the kind of dad that people wish for. he’s always been supportive of max no matter what & he listens to him whenever he needs it

when they were little they played catch & watched yu-gi-oh together. max still has all his yu-gi-oh cards stuffed in his closet somewhere. now they’re more likely to sit on his dad’s front porch & drink together while listening to music

his dad has never dated or remarried after his wife died because that was his soulmate & he doesn’t want to settle for anyone else & his dad has always told max to find that one person for him

max was miserable in school. he wasn’t good at it & none of it made any sense to him. so he struggled in graduating high school. & he tried college but he couldn’t stand it so he dropped out thankfully with no negative feedback from his dad

he’s kind of anxious & fidgety so it’s hard for him to pay attention ( anxiety & adhd nation make some noise !!! ) but if he gets focused on a project he’ll ignore his need to eat or anything else to work on it

he picked up making drinks from his dad at a young age ( imagine a twelve year old making cocktails that’s basically how it was ) & is really good at it so naturally he became a bartender. it’s not his dream job per se but he enjoys it a lot & makes good tips from it so he has no complaints about it

basically he’s pretty happy-go-lucky but he’s also an idiot & annoying about it. he can seem friendly enough at first but once you get close to him he’ll turn up that aries personality & get on your nerves ( but he’s also like a leech & will stick to you )

he’s really into aliens. he even has a ufo tattoo ! he will fight with anyone who doesn’t believe in them ( or cryptids or the supernatural in general ). the x-files is his favorite show & he wishes to be fox mulder every day of his life. he’s also a diehard boogara

he’s a big conspiracy theorist. he believes in lizard people, the illuminati & that queen elizabeth is a cannibal & that’s how she’s stayed alive for so long. he’s very paranoid about stuff. he’s one of those people who read the terms & conditions on everything so that he doesn’t agree to some company stealing his dna & selling it on the dark web. he also refuses to pick up the phone because he thinks the government is listening in on them ( he only makes calls when he’s high & out of it )

& he loves true crime. he’s always listening to true crime podcasts & watching true crime docs

he loves energy drinks & coffee. he drinks them so much that he’s shaking about 75% of the day but he never listens when people tell him he’s gonna get a heart attack

he’s messy. his apartment is messy. his hair is messy. his entire energy is just messy. but he thinks his personality makes up for it

he can kinda cook but honestly he’s lazy & just prefers to order in food 95% of the time. also he has a bad habit of forgetting stuff like he’ll turn the oven on then get distracted then wonder what the weird smell in his place is

for the most part he’s nice but he does participate in “friendly” dragging. if you’re friends he will clown you & sometimes he can hurt someone’s feelings even when he doesn’t mean to ( more than likely he will not apologize for it he’ll just ignore it til the other person gets over it hopefully )

always losing his headphones. he settles for those crappy $5 earbuds that you find at dollar stores so he won’t feel bad for losing them anymore. honestly he loses everything. who knows how many sets of keys he’s gone through

he’s super clumsy. always tripping, always running into stuff. he’s broken a million glasses at the bar

he’s pretty flirty, pretty charming. he uses it to his advantage at the bar, draws in customers in order to get tips & phone numbers

he’s a soft thot. he’s easy to sleep with but he’s kind & caring about all his partners

he’s a really good boyfriend & he falls in love easily,  but he’s forgetful & accidentally negligent sometimes. like he’ll go days without responding to texts or checking up on people. he doesn’t mean to he just does

he loves pins, patches & colorful socks. everything he wears is covered in them. most of the things he wears aren’t even related to his interests because people just give them random things & he wears them anyway

he can never open jars his beefy arms are useless

a fan of punny humor. he’s the king of dad jokes

he’s that person who puts his legs up on the dash of the car or hangs them out the window

wishes he knew how to skateboard but doesn’t even know how to ride a bike

takes in random cats & dogs he finds on the street. sometimes he tries to find their owners & sometimes he doesn’t but it’s fine

he’s addicted to those edited audios that are like “( song ) but you’re listening to it in the bathroom at a party & you’re crying because you’re alone” & he’s obsessed with joji so of course those are his favorite 

he’s one of those pansexuals who call themselves gay constantly 

uses uwu in texts to be ironic & annoying. most of his words have w replacing certain letters to sound like a smol

he gets stoned at like three am & tries to call people & ask them stupid high people questions like “if two vegans fight is it still called beef”

he’s also never left beauheart or gone too far away. just a few cities at most. he has a bit of a stoner paranoia about it. like if he leaves the state something bad will happen to him or his dad or loved ones

he’s terrified of horror movies. especially ones with clowns. he refuses to watch them because he’s convinced that he’ll accidentally summon a demon or a ghost through osmosis or something JHGDLFKGHD

wanted connections :

rooommates ( one or two )

exes ( any gender. it can be messy or friendly. i’m willing to have max be the issue though with him it’ll always be baby issues since he’s nice & a tryhard JGHKFDHFKGFD )

hookups / fwbs ( any gender. singular experiences or regular type things )

childhood plots for those who’ve lived in beauheart ( childhood friends, first kisses / crushes, all that good stuff )

high school sweethearts

flirtationships that don’t go anywhere

one-sided crushes ( don’t mind who has the feelings ! )

mutual pining but they’re both idiots & have no idea

party buddies. conspiracy theory buddies. true crime buddies. any of these can be combined

tinder date ( it can go well or not )

frequent customers ( better yet, frequent customers that he flirts with. give me the cliche phone number on napkins plot)

maybe you don’t tip him for whatever reason & he’s had a bad day & he’s like “bro wtf”

teach him how to ride a bike KJFDHSLGJF

maybe you try to get him to leave beauheart & you have to deal with his crybaby ramblings about how something bad will happen

beef with him over the existence of supernatural things

be the person he calls at three am after eating too many edibles & deal with his stoned questions

try to make him watch a horror movie

for someone newer to town: be that person who makes a “your mom” joke & have to deal with that awkward “my mom’s dead” conversation

maybe he “accidentally” stole your cat or dog & you try to get it back but he doesn’t believe that it’s yours even though you clearly have proof

maybe you’re the person who always ends up finding the stuff he loses & you’re stuck in this constant act of returning & you’re tired of it

literally anything you can think of i’m probably down for it

[artbyunsatisfiedhuman]

Got my hands on some handmade walnut ink. It’s beautiful. Good for details with a dip pen, and good for washes with just a paintbrush. My dog, a dog friend, and some misc. stuff from my desk.

I kinda want to do a really tryhard portrait of my dog with it.  I guess I’ll add it to the ever growing list of things I want to make.

[axlselfinsert]

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Thank you @wonder-womans-husband and @skipper-self-shipper for the request.

SEND IN TWO ( OR MORE ) NAMES AND I’LL FILL ALL THIS OUT ABOUT THE SHIP!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, Axl hasn’t screwed up yet so the future is looking bright

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -  It took some time for them to warm up to each other.

How was their first kiss? - Cinder was surprised to see how inexperienced Axl was. She found it adorable, though.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Axl

Who is the best man/men? - Zachary Attack (Friend of Axl’s)

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Emerald

Who did the most planning? - Cinder. Axl did suggest a punk band playing at their wedding. after a death glare, he let her handle all of it.

Who stressed the most? - Axl “Do you know how hard it is to resist the urge to cause anarchy?”

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Watts and Tyrian. Tyrian is unpredictable and Watts, he’s... he’s just a dick.

Sex:

Who is on top? -

Who is the one to instigate things? -

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Axl never had an interest in sex being Asexual, and Cinder doesn’t have time for risque acts like that. But Cuddling is A-OK.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - NO!

How many children will they adopt? - 1 is just fine

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They got the kid at a decent age, so none.

Who is the stricter parent? - CINDER. although, Axl tries to persuade her 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -  Depending on how extreme it is, Both of them.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both, they take turns

Who is the more loved parent? - Cool dad Axl... until he makes a dad joke.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? -  Cinder went once. Axl warned her that there will be a lot of tryhard parents. She rolled her eyes and went anyway. Once she came back home, She immediately apologized to Axl for not believing him.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Cinder

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Bail? They would both work together to break them out.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Axl

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Axl

Who does the grocery shopping? - Cinder

How often do they bake desserts? - Axl is usually the one to bake desserts, 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Axl is a vegetarian and Cinder finds meat repulsive.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Axl

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Axl “Daddy needs a beer”

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I don’t know about “Accidentally” but-

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -  Cinder

Who is really against chores? - Axl, he calls it “Organized chaos”

Who cleans up after the pets? - Axl, he calls it “Organized chaos without shit”

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - None

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Cinder and you can’t blame her either

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Cinder, I guess hard work really does pay off.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - CINDER

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They’d most likely get a cat instead.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they’re not too big on the holidays. They might set up a tree. “Might” being the keyword.

What are their goals for the relationship? - They both want to grow together as people

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - AXL

Who plays the most pranks? - Axl

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[WTS] Various Stickers, Bulk Deals Welcome, Buy All For A STEAL http://bit.ly/2IKu0xX

Hello and welcome to TryHard's Sticker Shop. My goal is to get you the best prices on the internet. These are all priced below the lowest prices on ebay and grailed, if you find a cheaper one I will match it and deduct 5%. Prices are not firm, purchases below $30 will be shipped via a stamped envelope and only be accepted for gifted payments. 30+ will include invoice and shipping for free. Add $3 for invoicing and tracking if below 30.

Proof

Box Logos:

Red Box Logo (x83) - $1.50 Per, Regardless of Quantity

Packs (All $8 each and include a Red Box Logo):

Kids & Knot (x1)

Kids & King of New York (x5)

Liquid Swords & GZA Faces (x5)

Liquid Swords & Dancers (x1)

Madonna & Guts (x4)

Fronts & Fruit (x20)

Hands & Guts (x1)

Photo Booth & Eternal Loop (x2)

Bottlecaps & Hands (x2)

Bottlecaps & Gopher (x3)

Fruit & Knots (x1)

Dancers & Phone (x2)

Supreme Eternal Loop & GZA Faces (x1)

Seeds & Fuck The World Strip (x1)

Fronts & Middle Finger (x6)

Loose Stickers (If there's something you want in the packs not listed here, you can have it for 5$ and I'll pull from a pack):

Who The Fuck Is Supreme? (x3) - $5

Mini Uzi (x2) - $5

Molotov (x1) - $5

Middle Finger to The World (x118) - $4, 10+ $3, 50+ $2.50

Kids sticker (x1) - $5

Scarface Little Friend (x3) - $6

Green Dog (x4) - $5

Green Alien (x6) - $5

Nan Goldin Woman (x2) - $3

Necklace (x2) - $3

Pink TV (x3) - $5

MLK Red (x2) - $4

MLK Black (x1) - $4

Rosa Parks? (x1) - $4

Fear of a Black Planet Text (x2) - $5

Undercover White House (x3) - $5

Chair (x2) - $4

Hysteric Glamour Woman (x1) - $4

Ganesha (x1) - $4

Supreme S (x2) - $4

Go Fuck Yourself (x1) - $5

Guts (x1) - $3

Dancers (x1) - $5

Bottle Caps (x1) - $5

Supreme Eternal Loop (x1) - $4

GZA Faces (x1) - $5

Gifts & Misc:

Poster - $10

Blue Sky Bounce Ball - $30

Red Sky Bounce Ball - $40

Skybounce Ball Set - $60

MLK Pin - $15

Gross Pin - $15

Again, if you see anything you want and don't like the price, feel free to make me an offer. I'm much more willing to make deals if you buy multiples as well. Thanks for your time, enjoy your day/night!

ULTIMATE BUNDLE DEAL - $450 Invoice & Shipped for ALL, I wanna be done with these now.

List was updated last at 10:10 PM CST 4/11/19

submitted by /u/TryHard-POPS [link] [comments] April 21, 2019 at 06:31PM

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[FS] Pop's One Stop Sticker Shop (Huge Bulk Deal Inside) http://bit.ly/2UxXfey

Hello and welcome to TryHard's Sticker Shop. My goal is to get you the best prices on the internet. These are all priced below the lowest prices on ebay and grailed, if you find a cheaper one I will match it and deduct 5%. Prices are not firm, purchases below $30 will be shipped via a stamped envelope and only be accepted for gifted payments. 30+ will include invoice and shipping for free. Add $3 for invoicing and tracking if below 30.

Proof

Box Logos:

Red Box Logo (x83) - $2, 10+ $1.50, 50+ $1.30

Packs (All $8 each and include a Red Box Logo):

Kids & Knot (x1)

Kids & King of New York (x5)

Liquid Swords & GZA Faces (x5)

Liquid Swords & Dancers (x1)

Madonna & Guts (x4)

Fronts & Fruit (x20)

Hands & Guts (x1)

Photo Booth & Eternal Loop (x2)

Bottlecaps & Hands (x2)

Bottlecaps & Gopher (x3)

Fruit & Knots (x1)

Dancers & Phone (x2)

Supreme Eternal Loop & GZA Faces (x1)

Seeds & Fuck The World Strip (x1)

Fronts & Middle Finger (x6)

Loose Stickers (If there's something you want in the packs not listed here, you can have it for 5$ and I'll pull from a pack):

Who The Fuck Is Supreme? (x3) - $5

Mini Uzi (x2) - $5

Molotov (x1) - $5

Middle Finger to The World (x118) - $4, 10+ $3, 50+ $2.50

Kids sticker (x1) - $5

Scarface Little Friend (x3) - $6

Green Dog (x4) - $5

Green Alien (x6) - $5

Nan Goldin Woman (x2) - $3

Necklace (x2) - $3

Pink TV (x3) - $5

MLK Red (x2) - $4

MLK Black (x1) - $4

Rosa Parks? (x1) - $4

Fear of a Black Planet Text (x2) - $5

Undercover White House (x3) - $5

Chair (x2) - $4

Hysteric Glamour Woman (x1) - $4

Ganesha (x1) - $4

Supreme S (x2) - $4

Go Fuck Yourself (x1) - $5

Guts (x1) - $3

Dancers (x1) - $5

Bottle Caps (x1) - $5

Supreme Eternal Loop (x1) - $4

GZA Faces (x1) - $5

Gifts & Misc:

Poster - $10

Blue Sky Bounce Ball - $30

Red Sky Bounce Ball - $40

Skybounce Ball Set - $60

MLK Pin - $15

Gross Pin - $15

Again, if you see anything you want and don't like the price, feel free to make me an offer. I'm much more willing to make deals if you buy multiples as well. Thanks for your time, enjoy your day/night!

ULTIMATE BUNDLE DEAL - $450 Invoice & Shipped for ALL, I wanna be done with these now.

List was updated last at 10:10 PM CST 4/11/19

submitted by /u/TryHard-POPS [link] [comments] April 11, 2019 at 08:12PM

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[FS] Pop's One Stop Sticker Shop [HUGE BUNDLE SAVINGS - BLOW OUT] https://ift.tt/2uE7gaI

Hello and welcome to TryHard's Sticker Shop. My goal is to get you the best prices on the internet. These are all priced below the lowest prices on ebay and grailed, if you find a cheaper one I will match it and deduct 5%. Prices are not firm, purchases below $30 will be shipped via a stamped envelope and only be accepted for gifted payments. 30+ will include invoice and shipping for free. Add $3 for invoicing and tracking if below 30.

Proof

Box Logos:

Red Box Logo (x80) - $2, 10+ $1.50, 50+ $1.30

Killer Box Logo - $10

Packs (All $8 each and include a Red Box Logo):

Kids & Knot (x1)

Kids & King of New York (x5)

Liquid Swords & GZA Faces (x5)

Liquid Swords & Dancers (x1)

Madonna & Guts (x4)

Fronts & Fruit (x20)

Hands & Guts (x1)

Photo Booth & Eternal Loop (x2)

Bottlecaps & Hands (x2)

Bottlecaps & Gopher (x3)

Fruit & Knots (x1)

Dancers & Phone (x2)

Supreme Eternal Loop & GZA Faces (x1)

Seeds & Fuck The World Strip (x1)

Fronts & Middle Finger (x6)

Loose Stickers (If there's something you want in the packs not listed here, you can have it for 5$ and I'll pull from a pack):

Middle Finger to The World (x118) - $4, 10+ $3, 50+ $2.50

Kids sticker (x1) - $5

Scarface Little Friend (x4) - $6

Green Dog (x4) - $5

Green Alien (x7) - $5

Nan Goldin Woman (x3) - $3

Nan Goldin 2 Women (x1) - $3

Necklace (x2) - $3

Pink TV (x3) - $5

MLK Red (x2) - $4

MLK Black (x1) - $4

Rosa Parks? (x1) - $4

Fear of a Black Planet Text (x2) - $5

Undercover White House (x3) - $5

Chair (x2) - $4

Hysteric Glamour Woman (x1) - $4

Ganesha (x1) - $4

Supreme S (x2) - $4

Go Fuck Yourself (x1) - $5

Guts (x2) - $3

Dancers - $5

Bottle Caps - $5

Supreme Eternal Loop - $4

GZA Faces - $5

Gifts & Misc:

Poster - $10

Blue Sky Bounce Ball - $30

Red Sky Bounce Ball - $40

Skybounce Ball Set - $60

MLK Pin - $15

Gross Pin - $15

Again, if you see anything you want and don't like the price, feel free to make me an offer. I'm much more willing to make deals if you buy multiples as well. Thanks for your time, enjoy your day/night!

ULTIMATE BUNDLE DEAL - $450 Invoice & Shipped for ALL

List was updated last at 10:30 P.M CST 3/31/19

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submitted by /u/TryHard-POPS [link] [comments] March 31, 2019 at 08:37PM

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[US-MN][FS] TryHard’s One Stop Sticker Shop (Swan Box Logo & Misc) https://ift.tt/2Hmjo7Q

Hello and welcome to TryHard's Sticker Shop. My goal is to get you the best prices on the internet. These are all priced below the lowest prices on ebay and grailed, if you find a cheaper one I will match it and deduct 5%. Prices are not firm, purchases below $30 will be shipped via a stamped envelope and only be accepted for gifted payments. 30+ will include invoice and shipping for free.

proof, only 1 of each item is pictured.

Box Logos: Red Box Logo (x168) - $2 Per, above 10 Quantity is $1.50 Per, Above 100 Quantity is $1.30 Per. Blood & Semen Box Logo - SOLD Killer Box Logo - SOLD Skull Box Logo Pack w/ Seeds - $15 Swan Box Logo Pack w/ Middle Finger (125 Available) - $15 Undercover Box Logo Pack - $18

Packs (All $8 each and include a Red Box Logo unless otherwise stated): Kids & Knot (x1) Kids & King of New York (x3) Liquid Swords & GZA Faces (x4) Liquid Swords & Dancers (x2) Madonna & Guts (x5) Mona Lisa & Ganesha (x2) Mona Lisa & Tentacles (x1) Fronts & Fruit (x9) Bottlecaps & Hands Hands & Guts (x1) Gopher & Liquid Photo Booth & Supreme Loop Thing? (x3) Bottlecaps & Hands (x2) Bottlecaps & Gopher (x4) Fruit & Knots (x1) Dancers & Phone (x2) Supreme Loop Thing? & GZA Faces Seeds & Fuck The World Strip ($10)

Loose Stickers (If there's something you want in the packs not listed here, you can have it for 5$ and I'll pull from a pack): Scarface Little Friend (x4) - $6 Scarface Blimp - ALL SOLD Scarface Shower (x1) - $5 Green Dog (x4) - $5 Akira Pill - $7 Akira Arm - SOLD Green Alien (x6) - $5 Nan Goldin Woman (x4) - $3 Nan Goldin 2x Women - $3 Necklace (x2) - $3 Pink TV (x5) - $6 MLK Red - $4 MLK Black - $4 MLK Strip (3/4) - SOLD Piss Christ - $4 Madonna - $5 Fear of a Black Planet Text - $5 Undercover White House (x2) - $5 Chair (x2) - $4 Prodigy - $3 Hysteric Glamour Woman - $4 Ganesha - $4 Supreme S (x2) - $4 Bombay - $5 Lady Bug - ALL SOLD Go Fuck Yourself - $5 Fuck The World - SOLD Chicken Dinner (x2) - $4 Swirl - SOLD Guts - $3 Bottle Cap - SOLD Tentacles - $5

Gifts: Shower Caps (x23) - $8 Bouncy Balls (x8) - $8 Poppy Seeds (x2) - $5 Poster - $10 Blue Sky Bounce Ball - $30 Red Sky Bounce Ball - $40 Skybounce Ball Set - $60

Again, if you see anything you want and don't like the price, feel free to make me an offer. I'm much more willing to make deals if you buy multiples as well. Thanks for your time, enjoy your day/night!

List was updated last at 4:45 CST on 3/8, I try my best to keep track of everything but it may have some errors.

submitted by /u/TryHard-POPS [link] [comments] March 08, 2019 at 03:51PM

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[US-MN][FS] TryHard’s One Stop Sticker Shop! (100+ Swans, Reds, Misc) https://ift.tt/2VP4cEh

Hello and welcome to TryHard's Sticker Shop. My goal is to get you the best prices on the internet. These are all priced below the lowest prices on ebay and grailed, if you find a cheaper one I will match it and deduct 5%. Prices are not firm, purchases below $30 will be shipped via a stamped envelope and only be accepted for gifted payments. 30+ will include invoice and shipping for free.

proof, only 1 of each item is pictured.

Box Logos: Red Box Logo (x168) - $2 Per, above 10 Quantity is $1.50 Per, Above 100 Quantity is $1.30 Per. Blood & Semen Box Logo - $9 Killer Box Logo - $9 Skull Box Logo Pack w/ Seeds - $15 Swan Box Logo Pack w/ Middle Finger (130 Available) - $15 Undercover Box Logo Pack - $18

Packs (All $8 each and include a Red Box Logo unless otherwise stated): Kids & Knot (x3) Kids & King of New York (x3) Liquid Swords & GZA Faces (x4) Liquid Swords & Dancers (x2) Madonna & Guts (x5) Mona Lisa & Ganesha (x2) Mona Lisa & Tentacles (x2) Fronts & Fruit (x12) Bottlecaps & Hands Hands & Guts (x2) Gopher & Liquid Photo Booth & Supreme Loop Thing? (x3) Bottlecaps & Hands (x2) Bottlecaps & Gopher (x4) Fruit & Knots (x2) Dancers & Phone (x3) Supreme Loop Thing? & GZA Faces Seeds & Fuck The World Strip ($10)

Loose Stickers (If there's something you want in the packs not listed here, you can have it for 5$ and I'll pull from a pack): Scarface Little Friend (x5) - $6 Scarface Blimp (x3) - $6 Scarface Shower (x2) - $5 Green Dog (x4) - $5 Akira Pill - $7 Akira Arm - $7 Green Alien (x6) - $5 Nan Goldin Woman (x4) - $3 Nan Goldin 2x Women - $3 Necklace (x3) - $3 Pink TV (x7) - $6 MLK Red - $4 MLK Black - $4 MLK Strip (3/4) - Free Piss Christ - $4 Madonna - $5 Fear of a Black Planet Text - $5 Undercover White House (x2) - $5 Chair (x2) - $4 Prodigy - $3 Hysteric Glamour Woman (x2) - $4 Ganesha - $4 Supreme S (x3) - $4 Bombay - $5 Lady Bug (x3) - $3 Go Fuck Yourself - $5 Fuck The World - $4 Chicken Dinner (x2) - $4 Swirl - $5 Guts - $3 Bottle Cap - $5 Tentacles - $5

Gifts: Shower Caps (x23) - $8 Bouncy Balls (x8) - $8 Poppy Seeds (x2) - $5 Poster - $10 Blue Sky Bounce Ball - $30 Red Sky Bounce Ball - $40 Skybounce Ball Set - $60

Again, if you see anything you want and don't like the price, feel free to make me an offer. I'm much more willing to make deals if you buy multiples as well. Thanks for your time, enjoy your day/night!

Repost cause I hid the last one woops

submitted by /u/TryHard-POPS [link] [comments] March 07, 2019 at 06:10PM