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[barbietoiles]

I want to rant about tubbos rp style. I often get annoyed by people giggling about -100 rp points because LISTEN!! This style is UNIQUE and SO COOL!! Everyone loves phils 4th wall breaks why cant tubbo have that?

Theres rules to the universe like "federatoin buildings are protected" and "the mob cap is this number" and "this entity is omnipresent and much too powerful". But tubbo finds a way to challenge all of that and it works!! He breaks the federation protection, he manipulates mob caps, he tells you the stats of essentially god and the exact steps to take it down.

He sees through and into everything. You are just a number of totems and armour durability to him. Creative mode is just another problem to solve. Leveling millions of blocks is a matter of minutes to him and hell still complain about efficiency.

The way he speaks is like he's tearing apart the threads of your reality. He asks you what the guts of god look like and two minutes later hes holding them and gods dead body is at his feet.

Of course admins have to blind him a little and pomme has to tell him off in brackets. Hes insane (synonymous to cool, epic, awesome, outstanding, one-of-a-kind, never before seen, admirable, showstopping).

[staraste]

You know how languages that have literally nothing to do with each other still may have overlapping words? The strongest example to me is latvian to frech ko=quoi. French and russian also have a bunch of overlapping words (kauchemar=кошмар even though i dont remember many rn theres soooo much). These languages do share a common root (proto-indo-european) but its very interesting how many words russian has in common with french, even if theyre further apart linguistically. Haven't studied history, i know its geographical and political as well, but i digress.

So i imagine vaugardian could have like One word that siffrin hears and suddenly theres neuron activation and he zeroes in on this one word and goes. Say that again. And for the life of him he cant remember what this word means, just that its familiar and known and maybe he has a breakdown. Or maybe mirabelle sits with him and explains what this word means in vaugardian instead, slowly patting his shoulder and talking over siffrins thoughts until he can relax again.

And of course siffrin gets curious about it. So the party gets some unreadable books from the library and start very slowly. Theres book club and theres reading bonnie to sleep and theres odile asking questions and with siffrins help making a dictionary (even though she cant read the words siffrin wrote and it gives her a headache. She stops trying to after a while, but it still makes her frustrated)

Saying the words is hard, since reading is very different from speaking. Siffrin doubts they can even remember how to speak, but the accent is there, and if they focus on the mouth shapes enough, eventually saying the word in vaugardian morphs into something else that Probably sounds like the word hes reading.

Loop is doing this too, of course. Its kind of uncomfortably intimate between siffrin and loop, especially when they try speaking in this language without reading from a book. It gives them a headache quickly and they "dont want to be doing this in the first place", so they stop early.

But overtime it gets easier, if not the "getting a headache" part, then at least talking to each other part. Siffrin laying on their belly, listening to loop talk and when loop canr remember the word they want, siffrin helps with this dictionary theyve made. And they switch and do it again.

Once theyre pretty sure what the pronounciation is, odile is very eager to have them teach her it. Tirns out it's hard to even hear the forgotten language and after she tries to speak the first single word, she comes down with a horrible migraine for the whole day. That doesn't stop her though.

Isabeau loves listening to loop and siffrin speak, and he really tries to tough it out as much as possible, and it always ends at the two lovingly making fun of his miserable state and giving his tense neck a massage.

Siffin and loop tried to remember any fairytales or children's stories, but of course it caused two breakdowns and a half, so they settled for making up new ones, talking bonnie to sleep. At least bonnie was honest about when they need to stop talking.

Mirabelle, of course, curiously listens in to siffrin and loops efforts during book club reading time, and gladly takes over the conversation during sharing time if the two are too spent to talk. Lately she does more listening than talking and she's SO excited she doesn't even notice the headaches until the talk is over.

Turns out headaches cannot be helped with any amount of healing craft, so the local pharmacy sees an increase of sales on painkillers for the forseeable future.

[even-without-moonlight]

Im thankful for skz for showing us their vacation time in skzcode and their daily lives in their vlogs. Having a camera on them nearly at all times is not easy, but they still show the natural and laid back parts of their life (even if it is a sponsorship, or marketing, or makes money for the company). The nature of their group brings me comfort, and im glad i get to see it. Thank you skiju for all your hard work <3

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

no guys wait u dont understand she really doesnt care about him at all she swears

[lunathrix]

im a firm believer that little hornet was an absolute menace

[deaddriv]

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Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[cyrenescreams]

Jason, mildly annoyed at something Tim did: I’ll shoot you

Tim: do it

Jason: wha-

Tim: do it coward. Odds are in my favor that I’ll come back to life because no one dies right anymore. And if I do I’m taking Red Hood

Jason:

Tim: I’ll do it. I’ll take that one too

[barbietoiles]

You know what i like about phil ships. He is just soooooo obsessed with the other person.

Pissa = old man crying over seeing skull. Old man sobbing over missa mention. Old man excitedly running towards husband when he shows up, then proceeds to declare his love at the end of every sentence. "kiss me right now, on the lips" 👈 LOVESICK WET BIRD

Codebreakers = have you seen how much he brings etoiles up. Every chance he gets hes babbling on about how cool and capable etoiles is. When they meet, ANY chance he gets to interact with him he WILL. Spots a pixel of etoiles in a crowd must approach must call him the goat. Theyre both so enthuasiastic about praise, they simply keep stacking compliments. Phil just wants to play around and have a praise battle in a loop forever

Fitza = to be fair fit is instigating things more but they just keep piling weird and genuine compliments higher and higher. Every chance at praising fit he gets, he takes it. Every chance at showing off to fit, he takes it. Fit showing off to him he loves and vocalises this love in peculiar ways. Whatever fit says phil is nodding along to. So true bestie.

Philhalo = Another guy he talks about often when capable and cool people are brought up in conversation. Phil respects badboy but he also wants to antagonise him sooooo bad. He sees badboy he NEEDS to punch him. One manditory swear word drop per interaction BUT after that he will respect the language policy (as best he can, he is very bad at it). I need them together more i need phil trying so hard not to swear and also praising badboy and also being a bastard about it.

[staraste]

Do you think theres plastic surgeons in the world of isat or do they just use body craft. Can you use body craft on someone else? Do you think isabeau diyd his top surgery or was it like. A surgeon. With knives n shit

[even-without-moonlight]

DONT FIX OFF KING NOOOOOO

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[kitmarlowe]

[goose-draws]

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?