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Posting my entire Bluey.exe document, but it isn't the overly personal parts (full version on the Xanderweb), images are lost to time.

Full context, if you must know: https://www.tumblr.com/officeobject/774596130373779456/13-tw-for-blood-and-death-and-whatever-else?source=share .

DISCONTINUED-ISH, CRINGE WARNING, 13+, Bluey.exe fan stuff and posts compilation

A compilation of some of the feelings I get from the character. It's my contribution, as the character somehow helps me mentally, and I hope I can show and replicate some of the feelings she gives me. I hope JakePlayz notices that there is yet another fan. Not everything is a vent, though I do feel like I'm a bad person. Some of the Blue.exe images is from JakePlayz, and some are from KaylaLuvsBandit14 because I personally can't draw, but everyone is welcome to contribute to fan content that I compile here. I'll update it sometimes, like when you contribute something, or when I do, etc. I'll end up exhibiting Screenshot City behavior. She also helped me discover the Brain Power song. Let the bass kick O -

Apr 3, 2024 · 19 pages

YT content + links + emotion score

(In order to not have more people who see my behavior out of context, I have decided to add this, as a link)

😓💭(OFFICIAL) Forget animation meme by JakePlayz, emotion score: 3/5: youtu.be/tgc37h4YhXg

🧠🔋FLASH WARNING, (OFFICIAL) Brain Power animation meme by JakePlayz, emotion score: 5/5: youtu.be/7UZrmGjd02Y

🔥🥛Hot Milk (OFFICIAL) animation meme by JakePlayz, emotion score: 4/5: youtu.be/uzuGuCfflR0

❤⁉️Why love me animation meme FAN-MADE by KaylaLuvsBandit14, emotion score: 4/5: youtu.be/heV6luK-utQ

💢🩸(OFFICIAL) mini-movie: Pop Goes The Weasel by JakePlayz, emotion score: 2/5: youtu.be/sOLdGpLKyxk

Mood music + links (attempt) (alternative MV and/or lyric vid)

(If you reinterpret these songs, then it will work)

💊Happy Pills by Weathers: youtu.be/eZ2-1ybfH_o

👏 Applause By Lady Gaga: youtu.be/MkgRtV8roBQ

🦜Time To Be Awesome (JTH remix): youtu.be/37pe2bMPrgQ

❓Why Love Me (male, slowed down): youtu.be/VHI9TpFDtek

🐎The Pony I Want To Be by Daniel Ingram (Sim Gretina remix): youtu.be/rR_TOiJa5Yw

😇Angels By ViceTone: youtu.be/EnKxJALDJwA

🕶Angel Of Darkness by Alex. C youtu.be/3IuXps13x0Y

🖕It Ain't Me, Kygo, Selena Gomez: youtu.be/XqdRC5N0cME

😒IDGAF by BoyWithUke FT. Blackbear: youtu.be/_W-BVhXJ8Fw

🔪The Good In Me by Jon Bellion :youtu.be/2KEsC1Jt2Y8

🤔Opinions by CG5: youtu.be/DwWVFdZFMNo

🎵Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance: youtu.be/OdykyKHBqI8

🔊Louder Machine by Noma: youtu.be/C4mAd5ouNa4

🥕Beyond Her Garden by WoodenToaster: youtu.be/2z5eizH0u1I

💥Brain Power by Noma, full: youtu.be/cVP8D_FwPU8

💊🍪Happy Pills (cookie edit audio): youtu.be/f2VkNw-SeVk

FLASH WARNING 💊💭 Happy Pills (HDdream edit audio): youtu.be/9S2JZK072EA

💊🥀Happy Pills (Rosa edit audio): youtu.be/4XfW7fX9gRE

💊💊Happy Pills (Jxter edit audio): youtu.be/T5K7s_S9lgQ

💊❔Happy Pills (Aniko edit audio): youtu.be/4sukXss8F30

💊🌹Happy Pills (Arby edit audio): youtu.be/llBW-OMcKEI

🅾️Brain Power by Noma (voice only): youtu.be/ahVs7OZjDrM

💧Fluttershy's Lament (orchestral remix by WeimTime): youtu.be/9lF8AB1YkNg

👁 Starry Eyed by Ellie Goulding (Dexcell remix, put it at 0.75 for the most horrible yet best experience) youtu.be/M5HAveREsJo

Text compilation

I only wanted to play I'm sorry sorry I'm so sorry I'm horrible I hate myself I hate what I became what am I I don't like it can I reset stop just stop please stop make it stop just make it stop make it stop please just make it stop please I'm a bad person I'm horrible they say I'm not horrible but I am I don't wanna exist I don't want to exist I shouldn't exist I shouldn't not exist I do not want to exist I do not wanna exist ugly I'm ugly I shouldn't look like this he hates me he hates me so much he thinks I'm horrible he called me immature he says I'm immature he doesn't mean it he's lying he dislikes me he does not mean it I just want to play wanna play let's play let us play play with me hug me please hug me I'm so clingy I'm too clingy I don't mean to I didn't mean to God God help me God help me please look look at what I am look at what I became no oh no please don't let this be what I am please don't let this be what I am now I don't know what to do he thinks I'm uncool he thinks I'm petty I am petty I'm pathetic good for him how dare he I will get revenge not many understand not many know they won't understand most won't understand I did bad things didn't I I only wanted that one thing I want and deserve he took it away from me he left me he didn't want to be friends he gave up he gave up on me I didn't want this kind of relationship I made it worse it's all my fault it's not my fault it's his fault it's not his fault what is wrong with me what is wrong with me how could he how mean mean I'm mean he's not mean I'm good he's bad it hurts my arm hurts I'm feeling sick oh God oh my God make it stop now not later I'll never find someone like me no one can relate I'm just weird I'm weird I'm so weird weird that's weird he's so normal I hate it he's normal I'm not normal I wish I was normal If he was normal where are my happy Pills I need my happy pills I want my happy pills I can't I can't do this I can't take this I never could I wanna hug I'm way too clingy I can get clingy I am clingy I wanna get clingy I'm a failure I am a failure I failed I fail failed fail leave me alone let me go just let me go let me not exist I can't exist I can not exist this is too much this is overwhelming life is overwhelming no I want to scream wait no I don't then what do I want what do I want to what do I want to do I don't even know anything anymore I wanna go home I don't know what I want I just want I just want help do I I hate myself I hate I hate myself so much I just want to leave maybe they are like me are they like me they're hidden who are they why can't I see them it's not fair it is not fair it is unfair why is life so unfair I'm so petty I'm so pathetic I'm acting so petty I'm acting so pathetic so many secrets too many secrets tell me just tell me why won't you tell me who even are you are you my friend do you know me do I know you am I acting creepy is this too much I hope you like me you probably don't like me oh well I guess except I can't let this go I can't seem to let this go I can't let you go I can't seem to let you go I can't let anything go I don't seem to be able to let anything go God help me Jesus help me just help me I just want help

Cover moodboard

You can download it if you want to

Cover moodboard quote wallpaper

I stole it from the Happy Pills song

Bluey.Exe wallpaper, phone, from cover, drawing by KaylaLuvsBandit14

It's from the "Why Love Me" animation meme!

Metal or something like that from moodboard cover, picture:

That's from a chair. Feel free to download the weird-looking image!

An unofficial part of a scrapped Bluey.Exe backstory

(I'm not good at writing stuff in-character, and I don't know shit about Australia)

The Blue Heeler woke up, and realized, she had slept longer than her sister. She looked around, and realized where she was. She was just in the same room she had slept in. Nothing special. She decided to take another look around, and maybe another, more detailed look around. Everything was as it should be. Not in her opinion though. She cried, because it was yet another day. Another day full of - wait, no. She shook her head, and remembered what her mom had said.

"Today is going to be a fun day! " She got up, and got ready for breakfast.

She thought about what to play, during the day, while she ate. She giggled at a rhyme she just made. Her mum checked up on her.

"I just made a rhyme in my head. " she explained.

"Alright then, I'm going to work! "

"Alright, good luck! "

"Remember to take your pills! "

"I don't need medicine anymore, remember? "

"Right! Well, have a nice day! "

"You too, mum! " she ate in peace.

"I wonder if there's a world out there that - "

"That sounded funny! Like a rhyme! " her sister, said, and she was in the same room then.

"I guess it did ... " her sister sat down.

"You were sleeping a lot. "

"I was? "

"Yeah, it's already lunchtime! "

"Well, I didn't mean to. "

"Did you have a nightmare again? "

"I did. "

"Was it about your best friend? "

"No. "

"The one you didn't get along with? "

"No, not him either. "

"The one that called you - "

"Okay, you can stop guessing now! " she didn't want to be reminded of all the painful memories surrounding them.

"The one you wanted to be friends with - "

"You can stop guessing now! "

"The one who doesn't care about - "

"You - "

"The one who left - "

"I SAID: YOU CAN STOP GUESSING NOW! " she yelled with anger. Her sister looked shocked and sad.

"Sorry it's just - "

"It's okay. I shouldn't have asked so much. You became a bit more - uhm - what's the word I'm supposed to say? "

"I KNOW, you don't have to REMIND me. "

"Oh, sorry! Again! " she kept on eating.

"I'm glad you can eat this time! "

"Me too! I'm so glad I'm actually feeling fine today! Maybe mum's advice finally works! "

"I hoped so! I'm so glad you're not sad so much of the time! "

"Today is gonna be a fun day! "

"I - what are you staring at?

"Sorry, I just thought I saw something that reminded me of ... so what did you dream about? "

"I don't remember. "

"Oh ... "

"Well, I'm not too sad about it. It's just a dream. "

Bluey.exe related emojis (after things went bad)

🤐🤨😐😬🤕😷😶🤫🤔🥲😇🥴😵😟😕🙁☹😮😯😳🥺😦😧😨😰😥😢😱😖😣😞😓😩😫😭😡😠😤🤖🦾👀👁🙍‍♀️🙎‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤷‍♀️👩‍🔧👥🐶🔪🧵🪡🧶🧸🔇🔈🔉🔊📢📣🔔🔕🎵🎶🎙🎚🎛🎤🎧📻📷📸📹📼🎥🔍🔎📽🎞🎬📺💊🩹🧬🔩⚙⛓🔗🔨⚒🛠🔧🪛🪚🩸🪤🧷⚰🪦⚱⚠️🚷🚫⛔🚸☢☣‼️⁉️❓❔❕❗🔵🟦🔷️🔹️🇦🇺

Bluey.exe fidget toy moodboard

I'm thinking of customizing my fidget ring to look and/or remind me of Bluey.exe, by drawing on it with my pencils. Is that a good idea? Maybe that will help me use it more often.

Bluey.exe most relatable moods moodboard

It wasn't easy to choose the most relatable images, but I did!

Discussion page

We can all discuss her story, the impact she has, or the quality of the animation memes! Basically anything related to Bluey.exe!

I can start with: Every time I think about Bluey.exe for even just a second, I feel a bit calmer, and I may feel like shit, especially since I saw a tagline with song lyrics from the song I associate with what brought me so much emotional pain, but it seems like my brain fights to survive emotionally, by giving me the desire and abilities to post a lot of stuff, which improves my mood and makes the pain less, but not as if I'm ignoring it more, but as if the pain IS less! The Bluey.exe movie was what pushed me to think that the world maybe doesn't want me to feel this pain, and to laugh at me, and to hate me, and to treat me like a joke after all! I mean, it was posted in the same day as the pain started, and so was some other good videos, but seeing her animation memes, and the relatability in some of the emotions, which are even more relatable after the incident, made me happier and such, and that Brain Power animation meme keeps on making me feel like I'm not gonna be miserable forever, and like even though I feel like shit, I won't be treated as such, etc. She makes me calmer, and makes me feel more normalized, and makes me hate myself less, and stuff like that, and I am quite grateful. She's like a pro-Darlen anthem, and something I can focus on, and obsess over, when I don't know what to do with my life, and what need to be done, and what the solution is, etc. I hope JakePlayz knows what she means to me, and keeps on making Bluey.exe content, and likes, and knows about the Bluey.exe stuff I create.

Bluey.exe fandom stuff + moodboard

https://i.quotev.com/hymh26gvwk2q.jpg

(Moodboard by me. )

What if:

Our secret way of saying "Bluey.exe" is "B.exe"

Our clothing item is a fidget ring with (will decide later), and/or our wallpapers could be a cropped version of that moodboard!

Our way of spotting one another in public is:

"Is your favorite color blue? It's for a survey. "

"My favorite color is metal grey. " then after you two talk about Bluey.exe, you can be like "my actual favorite color is *favorite color*. "

If they ask for an actual survey link, or it is online, etc, you can use this OFFICIAL link for the official survey, here (which is subtle enough to make you think it's just random, but obvious enough to everyone who remembers some of the stuff written here): B.exe: The Survey

The song is: Starry Eyed Dexcell remix set to 0.75 (youtu.be/M5HAveREsJo)

Idk, I just wanna spot Bluey.exe fans in public.

Fidget/stim toy discussion

... I don't know, there is just SOMETHING with Bluey.exe and fidget/stim toys ... anyways, we can talk about it here!

Fidget/stim toy advice, tips, help

Something like that

Custom wallpaper fully original, phone

https://i.quotev.com/cmkmtw7fvsaq.jpg

I personally like it! Feel free to use it! I made it fully, by myself, using my phone!

Memes

Person: "Lmao, cope"

Me about to pull up my Bluey(.exe) animation memes: "Don't mind if I do! "

"If you like Bluey.exe" recommendations!

Y'all can contribute in the comments!

youtube.com/@ajicjicu 's horror AU

Brain Power discussion and lyrics repetition

Let us all allow the bass to henceforth kick O -

(NEWS: THE FUTURE OF BLUEY.EXE AND HIDDEN USER)

JakePlayz wants to, if people are interested (no OF COURSE Jake hasn't seen my account and all of THIS), and YES I AM, make a Bluey.exe fanfic! I attempted one before, and I hope Jake will see all of THIS, but of course, I don't think so.

Anyways, if the story is too disappointing, fear not, because I already have a drawing, of an OC (coincidentally also a dog) who I have some kinds of feelings towards, who I can give an inspired backstory, based on all kinds of things that I get certain emotions from, and if I get things I can use as a story for that, I don't know, it's complicated.

I will probably still host this, and keep up with news, and make fan stuff, but not as much, and this will of course also have a link to the future compilation of my future OC.

The posts here so far, won't be deleted, but keep in mind that they might age badly.

If all this happens, you can quit seeing my content, only see the Bluey.exe content you came for, migrate to your desired and new coping mechanism, be a part of both like me, or something entirely else!

As for hidden user: I don't know who you are, and I've had some theories, but maybe you're cool. You don't come by often, I see, but you returned once, and I hope you'll continue returning, at least, for SOMETHING. I have no idea what you see, how much, for how long, nor anything about you, such as if you'll even see this, or if you'll be there for my OC, but I guess that's how life is. All of this, would be easier if I knew who you were, and if I knew if you were the person who was mad at me, and since you're a hidden user, I do believe you have an account, don't you? Can't you just write in the comment section or something?

Part 2:

CRINGE WARNING, 13+, Hiddenna fan stuff and posts

Motivation or something:

"Take a deep breath, it's always sunny."

(Unrelated) Bluey horror AU news

A new video or two, at least for me, is now here!

I made Bluey.exe in Hero Forge part 1

https://i.quotev.com/hg36nyuiezgq.jpg

I am feeling like shit right now, but at least SHE is not.

https://i.quotev.com/q5a4fsuwog5a.jpg

Only used my phone for this.

Did you really think I was gonna forget this already?

https://i.quotev.com/fbxjcgwp36aq.jpg

Not gonna post a certain image, because it has my face in the reflection, just RIGHT THERE and not unclearly!

I still haven't missed a day

https://i.quotev.com/jcew5xy7f2oa.jpg

New.

Another day.

https://i.quotev.com/ktxamn6c5eza.jpg

12 April 2023. I colored the metal arm 3 different colors.

The last picture I'm gonna publish

https://i.quotev.com/cgpwuxmyqciq.jpg

I'm soon gonna make an announcement ...

The future of this compilation

https://i.quotev.com/cgpwuxmyqciq.jpg

Due to mostly getting bad emotions, brought by Bluey.exe and stuff and stuff becoming too much, I will no longer keep up with her, but I may re-watch a few things, or post in the fidget section, and stuff, and I will still listen to the songs.

She had helped me a lot, but as predicted, when she starts doing the opposite, Hiddenna gets the role SHE left behind.

You can still keep up with this, and I will still keep the posts, I just won't post anymore, but I CAN respond and whatnot, and you CAN keep up up whoever you want to keep up with.

Even the iconic hidden user, who inspired Hiddenna's name, hasn't been here for months, nor even payed a visit to see what Hiddenna could bring, so I'm not sure who even keeps up with these two canines.

Pretty sure the only one who kept up with Hiddenna had left too, but I won't leave Hiddenna, at least not yet.

There has also been Hiddenna news lately, so there is a major lore-drop, if you want one.

Bluey.exe brought me the feelings of not being alone in this, the opportunity to be myself, lots of general feelings, and comfort, but now she brings me what she was protecting me from.

Dank from bringing me you, Bluey.exe ...

Best fidget toys for different situations

When you're maybe on your period, and you feel like you're gonna vomit: Fidget ring

Got what may or may not be the perfect fidget toy for my birthday

I don't know what else to write.

Kinetic sand and fidget toys part 1: Soft, crunchy pop-it

Popping made the sand fly out, but it was otherwise satisfying, except the sand is in my nails, and even after multiple ways of getting rid of the sand, it still appears to be there, along with a colored tint, to the pop-it itself. The pop-it is perhaps not changed, except it feels smoother.

Overall, I didn't expect it to have good results, and I wouldn't recommend doing it, because the small benefits can be achieved in other ways, or are generally maybe not even caused by the sand.

5 Best/great songs for fidget toys like fidget rings

1. Brain Power.

2. Happy Pills.

3. Give Me Everything (but sped up and instrumental)

MY NEW FIDGET TOYS, REVIEW (flippychain/bikechain), and weak and sharp-sounding textured burger pop-it

Unless you're an expert, the "chain" is easy to lose, at least that's what I guess my housemate thinks, but it's so easy to figure out, that one just has to try it! The packaging was easy to open, and kinda cute, and while most of it is gonna be a bit of a medium-level reflective grey, there's still a bit of color, and I chose green which is to get the right vibe, presumably after Jebediah, because the "chain" gives me a bad vibe (similar to people MG age, or exact, I guess), so it could be used as some kind of anti-subconcious-scare, I guess. I don't know if I'll end up REALLY fidgeting with it, or at least enjoying it and all. I don't quite know but it ain't bad, when it comes to subconscious use, if you don't lose/drop it, and it is water-proof, but I almost don't wanna let people use it. ??? outta 5.

Burger pop-it:

I don't personally like the designs, nor feelings, of the textures in-between, but the ones ON the burger, while obnoxiously the same, are good. I hate the numbers, and the repition of the numbers of pop things, I guess, but the popping down is slow and not easy, but in a great way. It's mostly floppy until a certain point, and turning it around is nice and all, except hard without an unintentional pop, I guess. The pops are loud, quick, sharp but not always in a bad way, and too easy but at least hard-hitting emotionally, but can make unique and cool sounds. The design of the burger is cool. It's bad for more automatic use, as it requires memorization of the placement of the things, and can be quite difficult to press down. Waterproof. 2 outta 5.

Football pop-it, multiple pop-sizes on one, first impression fidget toy review

It's big, bends less than usual, and has a mix of that classic silicone pop-it smell, and the smell of FOOTBALL.

It has many places to POP IT, such as the small pops near the edges, which are soft or hard on respective opposing sides when popping IN, and loud VS more muted, respectively, when popping out.

The black edges are of an unusual material that is both nice to touch and "fluffy" in the material way, yet hard to pop in a good yet unique way, yet also soft in some way. Popped out, they can be satisfying and loud, high-pitched and loud, more muted, or something, in seemingly no pattern, like how my pizza pop-it had no pattern in that.

Inside it, the white pops are ALSO firm, still satisfying, but beat by the black parts, but popping IN is a loud, satisfying, and average job.

The inside black part is similar to the outside one, but with more texture, and just more ... SOMETHING, and popping in is firm yet soft but satisfying. Popping out, can have a hollow sound, high-pitched sound, or other, but is loud.

Over all, it's an overwhelming and great investment, and your Jebediah will LOVE this, but the black color may eventually become more white.

I got a sensory fidget toy box (and this is my undetailed first impression-ish review)

"No excessive pulling or something", huh? Well guess what ... AUTUSM, probably.

The smell smells exactly like the first thing I found: a dinosaur I'm unironically afraid of. I'm not sure what the depth at the bottom is for, I don't know what it's for, but I'm unironically fearinh this. Anyways, I'm naming it and stuff.

A single monkey noodle with things at the end: Why one - nice weapon?

Stress ball: Easy until not, smooth, not much of a color-change, non-sticky, is a stressball.

Monster: Bad paint job-ish, can't stand, otherwise good.

The thing you squeeze that has stuff inside that moves (triangular): Does the job, I think ... sticky.

(Porcupine) mochi: Looks like the reality of what I ordered VS what I got, flat, bigger eyes, no black on nose, nose not round, not pointy spikes nor wide forehead, functions as a mochi, I think.

Pop-tube: Hard to make it circular, is a bit small of a pop-tube.

Orbeeze stress ball: Don't know if the orbeez are being good. I think it re-arranged my neuro-system ...

Not as on pictures, disappointing monkey noodles, bad smell, has a bit of almost everything or everything, does the job, weird to look at, 10 outta 10.

Me fidget-planning my life when I have 10+ fidget toys

To get rid of bad subconscious stimming habits, and use all fidget toys you have anyway.

Just having it lie around somewhere: Puppycup

Bathroom (NOT WHEN SHITTING AND STUFF): Burger pop-it (average pop-it with sensory stuff, easy or hard-is to press, loud)

When gaming or writing or playing at the personal office desk: (Hard or easy to press, loud, with sensory stuff, big) keyboard pop-it

Carry-around in public: Bikechain/flippychain

Carrier 2: Fidget cube (ring)

Carrier 3: Big pop-tube.

During playtime? Hard pop-it that is inconvenient to carry.

For Tapes (or YOUR object-friends)? MOUSE, and puppycup when not in use.

For non-use? This one thing I got from my birthday that is tangle-like but with blocky movement and with bubbles that I LOVE but can no longer use because it began squeaking to the point where my ears hurt.

As an offering to plushie because I'm paranoid, or whatever, that I rarely use because of being paranoid? (Pig) motchi/stress ball and circular pop-it.

Poptube 2 is also for carrying, because ... pop-tube, or also for bathroom.

Moving thing you look at, is for being carried around, maybe just around the house, or for bed or near-bed.

Monkey noodle is for at-home carrying or general carrying.

Mochi for dinner table (but not dinner nor table)!

Other room, or housemate's room after permission: Stress ball-is fidget toy.

Gaming = Non-sticky stress ball (easy to use first, then gets not easy)

Couch/watching TV: Easy and bubbly-ish pop-it?

Kitchen counter/tea or hot chocolate making: inconvenient to pop-it (ruler, 19-ish cm, aka 7-ish inches)?

For being in bed: Well, I recommend plushies, pillows, etc, for that, but if you will inevitably do some nightly fidgeting, I recommend a pop-it like my football one?

Doing a task around your room: Just take one of the fidgets from your room at this point.

Also, I'll put my soft (pizza) pop-it and stress ball in two respective bags, in case I somehow forget to take my other bag or something.

(I thought I had posted this yesterday, wtf?!)

I FOUND MY PEA-POPPER AFTER MONTHS! IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

And now I have another unorganized fidget toy, and the face is not that visible, but I guess I will have it as a carry-on accessory.

Okay, found out my orbeeze stress ball is actually a DNA stress ball

But spiky. Also, I just haven't cared enough in my life to really think about the technical term, much.

(Re-post) Best and worst fidgets, for when you're watching Boyfriends Slander content

Best:

This big tangle-function-like fidget toy I have is great, because it's in such good volume in comparison to me hearing the Boyfriends slander, but it can be noisy if one makes it. It's also good for glancing at or whatever, and keeps my hand that isn't holding my phone, occupied.

A bike chain/flippy chain is a portable and aestehtically good way to have something for your hands/hand while watching the slander. It can be great as something to ignore and keep you focused, and/or to glance at.

Soft pop-its just exist, but they're good and I have no idea what else to say.

I guess this is a big pop-it, but it's loud and satisfying, just like Boyfriends slander, and looks good, and you can even hit things.

Worst:

Pea-poppers are just hard to use when you're watching something like Boyfriends slander, or are already frustrated, so I would NOT recommend.

Puppycups are too boring, frustrating, distracting, and REALLY don't fit the mood, save yours for later.

A stressball, would NOT fit the mood either.

DNA stressballs aren't good for this either, but I forgot why they're bad for this.

This thing I have, to look at, with little bubbles inside, is just too boring and not stimulating enough when it comes to literal fricking Boyfriends Webtoon slander.

Mochis are too distracting, too small, too annoying - just not good for this. Don't use mochis for this.

A pop-it spinner has too much going on, and can't ACTUALLY be used with one hand, plus, it's just frustrating in this case.

Small pop-tubes seem too fragile and boring.

THE Boyfriends webtoon slander compilation (links, comments, etc, are encouraged).

Best and worst fidgets for when (coping with the fact that) you have a squish on and/or cling to, a 30-49 year old (list for platonic love).

Best:

A monster stress ball type of thing is good for those who need a stress ball for this, but do not wanna go against my advice. They stand out and are almost guaranteed to make people talk and/or watch, and are fun to play with, without that throwing urge, and can show the world that you're a fecking infant in comparison to the 30-ish year old :) .

Pop-its are good, because you can match a theme, they can distract your ears and/or why, and if your squish judges you badly for using them, then just stop squishing on them. They're childish, fun, portable, and you might end up in pop-it competitions ;) .

This one tangle-like fidget toy I have is a good choice, because it can be a stylish and childish Screenish portable accessory, but can also be loud when needed. It's easy to fix and clean, and it's distracting for eyes and/or ears, and if you're too stressed, you can just destroy that fecker

Flippychains/bike chains look professional and come in various colors, but don't get me wrong, they're both quiet AND can be thrown. They're good for distraction and/or hands, and you can also pretend that you're using them to get away from your squish, due to being tooootally over it. I recommend attaching it to a lanyard for easy portability, easy attachment, and for making your professionalism look double ... or coming off Screenish ...

Worst:

A regular stress ball seems kinda unoriginal and would NOT make you stand out, plus, in my experience, it doesn't even help, and is basically a to-go for most adults, and non-fidget people in general.

Those shape things to look at are not ACTUALLY good for this, because I personally need more interaction, and they're gonna distract your eyes for, what, 2 seconds? If you DO need to look at something, these are basically made for the opposite of that, and generally have vibes enough for me to put them on this list, even WITHOUT the listed risks.

Pop-it spinners can't even be explained in my opinion, but I'll try anyway. They're loud, distracts your eyes but are too hard to use in this situation, they've got too much going on, etc.

Pop-tubes? Loud and you will probably get judged.

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