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OH MY DOG, ANOTHER PERSON WHO DOESN'T WANT WOMEN IN BED AND ALSO DOESN'T LIKE BREAKFAST IN BED AND ALSO APPEARS TO BE A BRONY?!

I like my women the way I like my breakfast. Never in bed.

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"Why don't you read something (your age) other than My Little Pony fanfiction?"

The stuff (my age) other than My Little Pony fanfiction:

YA novel covers

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It's honestly uncomfortable, that some of those symbols look like something that'd be in a kindergarten, or are just generally generic symbols (plus emojis) that some people might like - I got really scared about the blue flag though, because I had seen it recently online, but turns out, it's basically just a copy of the boy flag (which is why I had seen it): Man | Gender Wiki | Fandom

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I don't get what y'all are saying, Stolitz scenes are CUTE ...

If you imagine them both as someone else (even without my Stolitz bias, this is the case).

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Beelzebub's songs (at least Cotton Candy), is good to listen to on one's period, even variations, like really sped up or one with reverb - and like, you don't need that much energy if your brain wants to repeat the lyrics or think about them or whatever (then again I've listened to Cotton Candy a lot).

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Yo, what are/would y'all do, if the Hellaverse critical community "ends"?

I'd personally just have to return to life before it. I doubt there would be many, if any, that would stick around me if it "ended" - at least I doubt my Hellaverse critic squish wouldn't (and hey, I'm not 100% being pessimistic - it's only one post of mine that got liked that isn't about the Hellaverse, and it MENTIONED me being a critic once).

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Alastor may not be good representation, but episode 1 where he was like "hah, NO." Is honestly so relatable - like, me when people keep insisting that me can like sexual things ... like, as myself ... like, consciously, WITH my personality, WITHOUT a feeling of falling asleep ... weird.

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Thinking about how everyone has said how nice and chill and friendly and liked my Hellaverse critical squish is, meanwhile, I have compared my Hellaverse critical squish to 30 year olds, and also meat and potatoes.

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The good/acceptable ending.

Also that last one reminded me of being, like, 8 or 11, I don't know, and making my dictator dreams ... good times.

I hate it when people put "taken" in their intro, like, first of all, it's quite bold to act like people would date you unless they were super hormonal, second of all, nobody cares, third of all, shut up, fourth of all, I once accidentally peed in a beauty store when I was like 11 if we're talking about irrelevant embarrassments.

And, like, what, "taken", hostage by your hormones? Taken because you just became THAT desperate to not be alone? Like here you go, take my pity.

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Beelzebub, but her design is worse and more detailed:

More of those droplet markings on her legs but white.

Neon necklace things + more markings but white and on her arm + neon bracelets.

Pink eyeshadow besides the peach eyeshadow, a nose-shine thing, black in the eyes, black on the nose and on her "V"-shaped marking, black and white in her ears (like the thing in the blue part of her hair), and also a bunch of piercings.

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Average highschooler experience (Helluva Boss meme):

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This pretty edit thing I made:

(Disclaimer: Not related to my Hellaverse critic squish. I love Hellaverse critic squish).

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My Hellaverse critical squish and I, fall under the "girl pretends to not know math so boy can help her as an excuse to talk/hang out", except it's platonic, it's Hellaverse lore and NOT math, and I'm not even pretending.

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Is it normal that I fecking HATE, that Hazbin Hotel satanic demonic shitty cat thing?

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Hellaverse critic squish, remember to talk to me this week, because I think you talk to me weekly, but you skipped last week :( .

(This is a test to see if my Hellaverse critical squish will comment on a post soon after this).

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So,

You mean they're

🎶Losers, baby?!🎶

I think The Vees are completely wasted “villains.” And I’m saying that generously! Their appearance are so underwhelming and they seem like jokes then anything. I highly doubt they’ll do anything interesting in season 2.

What’s also irritating about them is that Viv have said in multiple interviews that they’re the most “powerful” Overlords ever, but they’re treated more like a bunch of bumbling people with no goal set in mind. Rather than their rivals. (Can’t said the same with Velvette) hell! Carmilla literally view them as smug wannabes! If they’re supposed to be a big deal, they’re don’t seem as such!

What a complete waste of “villains.”

Season 1 didn’t do the Vees justice. Vivziepop loves hyping them up as powerful threats but in reality they are losers in different way. Charlie just needs to bring her dad and he can easily do the work for the Hazbin Hotel squad.

Every time Alastor is on frame, Vox crashes out and acts really pathetic. The man can’t even get the upper hand over that period stain for 5 seconds. It doesn’t help that Vox’s plan went absolutely nowhere.

Velvette is practically nonexistent in season 1. But when Velvette is on screen, she feels like a teenager trapped in an adult’s body. If she didn’t have a banger song, would anyone remember Velvette existed?

Valentino, to no one’s surprise had the most episodes and screen time out of the Vees. You would think Valentino would be this threatening, charming pimp but isn’t.

He is basically bitching and moaning about Angel Dust and when he isn’t doing that: Valentino resorts to his second personality which is being a rapist. And when Valentino is not being a waste of space, then he’s throwing tantrums while Vox coddles him similarly to Andrealphus and Stella’s dynamic.

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I read "Alastor having a mental breakdown", and, like, LOL same -

Anyways, yeah, like, that could be, like, good, especially if one was to have my weird friendshipping plans -

LIKE, THINK ABOUT IT:

Sir Pentious who lacks success and is seen as a loser and kinda thinks he is and thinks he's irredeemable + the literal princess of Hell who thinks everyone can be redeemed and tries to help him and like his attempts and doesn't care for his lack of popularity,

Charlie (as mentioned above) who tries her best with everyone + Alastor where you don't really know what he's thinking but sometimes he comments on random stuff (LOL same) but he genuinely doesn't think they can be redeemed and says he's just tagging along to laugh (which is partially true) and Charlie can't tell if he's,like, platonically in love with her or not but she likes HIM but don't wanna admit it -

And then also my Hellaverse Alastor and Angel Dust dream as a start to their weird friendship arc.

I once saw someone on twitter say that alastor character arc should hace focused on his denial of on sinners being capable of redemption and honestly I couldn't agree more. Not only that but it would have also made so much sense for his character because his name literally means revenge and with his background as queer mixed creole man during the early 20th century. Have alastor go to the hotel, out of his own free will, and have him slowly realize that sinners can become better, have him start to care about the people at the hotel and then let him have a breakdown over it as he realizes that everything he has believed so far was wrong. I'm not saying alastor should have then become good like to ne he should have stayed the token evil team mate but I believe his experience working with the hotel could have made him realixe that people shouldn't be forbidden the chance to change if they want to. Also considering that vivziepop thinks of alastor as the second main character of the show this would have created a really cool and intriguing dynamic between him and charlie where at the end of the series they both learn something from the other. Alastor learns that everyone deserves a chance at redemption and charlie could have learned that not everyone needs to be rehabilited in the same way.

I like that idea and it perfectly ties in with the pilot. When he talks to Charlie about the idea of redemption he easily brushes it off and laughs at her. Then overtime it could potentially play into his human background and like you mentioned Anon, he slowly accepts that redemption is possible. Alastor and Charlie learning from each other would be a nice touch too and I would love to see that. There dynamic has so much untapped potential.