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rudjedet · 8 months

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#*finds hornets nest*#*throws large rock at it*#no need to scroll the blog for recent drama #this just crops up every two months or so so i thought i'd beat it to the punch this time

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khytal · 10 months

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come back, brother, come home. tell me you didn’t want it to end this way either

#vash the stampede #millions knives #trigun #trigun stampede #khyt.art #do not tag this as ship or I’ll throw a large rock at you #I have so many ep12 sketches and I finished NONE of them and did this instead. 3 months after it aired #u-u

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months

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what piercings does Danny have in your CFAU?

Danny’s got double lobe piercings on both ears, and then helixes, and an orbital on one side! Then he’s got an eyebrow piercing on the right side of his face. I don’t have any particular reason for why he’s got piercings as an adult, I just thought it’d be a fun way to indicate a physical change from when he was 14 and last saw the Waynes, to the next time they see him. Although with this version of Danny (rather than my original, unserious beta version of CFAU), it probably would follow that he'd potentially get piercings when he was older. (So not a total shock)

#dpxdc #dp x dc #cfau #childhood friends au #cfau danny #piercings #danny did his lobe piercings at home but the upper parts were done by a professional in the ghost zone #his ghostly healing means he couldnt go to a human piercer it’d heal in an instant #i’ve considered giving him snakebites. or a tongue piercing #guys with piercings >>>#playing dress up with your characters is the best part of making an au!#its also lowkey a relic to what my original childhood friends au was like in my head when it was still more of a 'daydream au'#which was more cracky and unserious. it leaned more into danny being more like his pre-canon self ie: meekish and shy when he was in gotham #so him having piercings/being more confident/cursing/etc the next time they saw him would come off as more of a drastic change considering #the last time they saw him (when jason was alive) he was a skittish and quiet kid. bookish. him turning out all goth-rock and punkish and #willing to throw hands with anyone he sees. would have been a big “huh??” moment for jason and co #hey wouldn't it be fun if jason had a childhood friend who moved away when he was a kid and returned to kill #the joker after he died? and that friend looked almost unrecognizable from his memories?#'daydream aus' are what i call aus that aren't all that serious and stem from listening to music and daydreaming. they're largely silly #unserious. and more “hah wouldnt this scene/idea be fun” and would've been harder to write down as a longform au. cfau stemmed from me #listening to music and going and then it spiraled from there.

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transsexualbeast · 3 months

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@rosemaryrestored eats you alive

#eats you alive eats you alive eats you alive eats you alive #kill with a brick kill with a brick #throws 17 large rocks at you #throws 18 more small rocks at you

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jaypg9 · 1 year

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good evening gamers and fuckers you're never gonna guess what i have for you (it's more of guys)

#pokemon #pokemon oc #pokemon spoilers //#again in a noncanon sort of way that hints at endgame gimmicks #and because you're here (again) you get MORE BONUS LORE!!! (again)#the yellow color in laggaan's hair comes from oxide rich clay! he combed it in for style.#he's an adept fighter who's just as ready to throw down as his pokemon are. life comes at you fast in paradox prehistory #he's also kind of like prehistory goku. like you're minding your business making a basket out of reeds #and somewhere in the distance you hear an explosion and you're like 'hey what the fuck'#and it turns out this absolute mad lad decided to go fight a bear made out of gunpowder for fun or some shit #life in the maybe-never-was past is pretty vibrant! there are lots of different peoples living in all kinds of places.#the world is still largely warm and tropical (with a cooling & drying trend starting to set in.)#lagaan and his friends live in the sand sea - an enormous sand-and-rock desert.#the fur he's wearing used to belong to a beast that has no name in our time (but may have appeared in the spaceworld demo.)#wicked drill is one of the creatures that lives in the desert - it's well adapted to the harsh conditions.#it's primarily herbivorous (feeding on whatever plants and tubers can weather the elements) but Do Not Turn Your Back On It.#it's a ruthless opportunist that has no qualms about hunting if given an opening. (it's also known for being a cantankerous bastard.)#arcane idol (later given the provisional classification UB-00 'vision') is... not from the desert.#it's very far from home actually. unlike drill (who's known lagen for years) it's a recent addition to the team #but listen when you're as lost as it is? you take kindness where you can find it.#(and its ability to fire lasers and snowball stat boosts comes in handy in a pinch.)#oh btw laggaan is trans and top surgery hasn't been invented yet but that's a post for another day #or maybe never because i think tumblr automod would send me to the shadow realm.#ps apologies for the watermark i just wanna make it marginally harder to use my work in a dataset. lol

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feelo-fick · 5 months

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one of my favourite troupes is when a character recieves baffling/rage-inducing information, and their face is entirely relaxed/happy, until you look down and see that the drink (be it wine in a glass or a juice box) that theyre holding has been DESTROYED by the intense grip of their hand

never gets old its so funny

#bonus if immediately after this they receive good news and they go “ooh okay okay” and casually throw the destroyed remains of their drink #aside like that “oh! so you were joking (throws conspicuously large rock off to the side)” meme

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skyview-temple-spring · 1 year

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No offense but like why are you here

#I've toned it down on this account but I am still listed as the #no1 ghiralink blog on my main asdfghjlk #i like to stay out of ship discourse and don't like morally designating ships because it's okay to not like stuff for no reason #but. i have a draft on why ghira//fi is painfully heterosexual in a homophobic leaning way (not because it gets in the way of gayships btw)#ok it's own it's terribly heteronormative and the fans are annoying #I was SO ready to respond with 'oh so it was a joke as she throws away the large rock' I was SO ready #but now my finger is HOVERING over the BLOCK BUTTON

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catboyarg · 8 months

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Goodnight, meu amors. Sleep well <3

#puzzling #love letters #to minha família #Luzu I hope you swallow 22 large rocks and throw yourself into a river

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shcherbatskya · 10 months

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are we betting on friday or are we giving up…

#i think i’ll throw all my hope behind friday and if ir doesn’t work out i’ll smash my head in with a large rock.#samael speaks

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0zzysaurus · 1 year

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What if I drew Jerrie with a BLUE collar and a BUG charm . Huh? Then what would happen. The fandom would fall

#I’m like throwing small rocks at the trunk of a large oak tree #there’s moss under my fingernails and dirt on my nose #idk large FROWN

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revvethasmythh · 1 year

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jester: and right next to you is--what's your favorite type of soup essek?

essek: um, i am not much of a soup person

jester and veth, angrily, voices overlapping:

jester: I thought you said soup was your favorite--

veth: you said you LOVED SOUPS--

jester: you--essek

yasha, confused but well-meaning: stew, stew, was it stew??????

#essek: makes a joke (read: tells a lie)#veth: ''oh it was a joke?'' *casually throws aside a large rock*#yasha: would anyone like some stew? would anyone like some stew?#cr2 rewatch 2: electric boogaloo #cr2e139 #critical role #the mighty nein

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unfortunate17 · 2 years

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I would die for Wilhelm but goddamn he’s a terrible boyfriend

#and not for just denying the video just the overall self centeredness #and it is largely because he’s such a mess and in such a tough spot #but simon’s FACE is in the video and the whole time it’s wille panicking about what it’s going to do to him and his family #it’s not that wille’s worries aren’t valid it’s just….he never asks if Simon is ok #he sees simon’s dad that that night at Lucia and deduces that something is off but never asks #like his needs always take priority when he’s with Simon #if season 2 doesn’t make this man GROVEL I’ll throw a rock at them #safaa watches young royals #even when he assures Simon that Alexander will take the fall for the drugs it’s because HE wants Simon to stay #it’s never I’m sorry for asking you to delete our texts #I’m sorry the guys were going to wrongly accuse you #are you okay #it’s just I made it happen because I wanted it

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loverboyromanroy · 2 years

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re: that post about the rich kid from high school inviting the football team to his gym to watch them train this has reawakened my dream of little coxswain roman at st. andrews forming vaguely homoerotic relationships with the entire very fit rowing team. the coxswain’s job is to be small and yell loudly i think he’d be magnificent at it. being a coxswain at the age of 16 would have either fixed him or made him indescribably worse.

okay two things:

i love love LOVE....love love LOVEEEE the idea of roman being the coxswain on the rowing team, i think it makes total sense for him in that it's technically participation in a sport but in reality it doesn't require an inherent athleticism (still have to train and keep in shape, but not to the same level of strength training/coordination as the rowers). perfect headcanon for him to be really good in the position of coxswain and to form strange homoerotic bonds with his teammates that ultimately betray or forsake him as i think that WOULD shatter him psychologically which brings me to point two

have y'all seen the novice? (tw for blood/pyschological thriller stuff) because this ask instantly made me think about shiv as the main character (and about roman and shiv training together/against each other....) and honestly all the roy siblings developing these weird hyper competitive and self-destructive training regimens to try and prove to their dad that they are not just winners but athletes that can dominate other people

#god this is making me crazyyy i love #bc i largely think they are all naturally unathletic when it comes to sports that require hitting/throwing...but endurance sports... 👀#also please watch the novice if you like gay psychological thrillers it fucking ROCKS #answered #anonymous #[points at myself in the mirror] you do NOT have time to write an unhinged fic about teen roman and shiv training for the rowing team

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pooptoucher4000 · 2 years

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Talking to myself: i am NOT against characters dying, i just think it sucks when you set them up for an arc and dont let them really finish their arc or tie up their relationships with other characters before they die. IE spear and fang are the emotional core of the show but we barely see fang react to spears death, the viking been chasing them for how many episodes and they fight for like 2 seconds?

#Not to bring up poop trek but that's why d*mar's death was really poorly written too #He should have died just needed like 10-20 more minutes to establish closure between him and kira/garak and have him somehow indicate #some sort of desire to push for reform or change on cardassia #I kill all media btw im going back to just throwing rocks into large bodies of water for entertainment.#If you have ever watched an episode of television i think youre disgusting.#*d*mar should have shot weyoun in the face and crushed his skull with his bare hands before he died too #He should have pounded a rock against his skull until it was a smooth paste

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opaleyedprince · 1 year

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""add reaction"" WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAY

#opal.txt #caps #oh so it's for april fools #-throws aside large rock-

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dorothygale · 1 year

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it's gonna be so fucking funny if we find out she's not there for 911 at all

#weewoos casually throwing aside a large rock #blabs #*911

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