#*wild

[embraceyourdestiny]

Ok but “Complicated women’s podcast” is probably my favorite world building lore bit I’ve had from d20 in a while

[wytchcore]

renaming him to Schellenkranz because he's a little german boy

[whatifijustmashedwordstogether]

I remember once having a dream where I was Tim Stoker from TMA, but had faint memories of the podcast? but without knowing it was a podcast? and I thought I was somehow an eye/web avatar. Jon and Martin were, unknown to dream me at the time, time travelled from the eyepocalypse.

The archives was not at all dark academia in any sense, but more corporate?? Think white walls, tube fluorescent lights, monochrome furniture that's from IKEA???? Except for (I think) Elias' office which was the most dramatic thing.

It ended with killing Elias- the part of the dream I remember most. We had somehow(???) got Elias into Tim/My office where we filled it wall to wall with origami flower bouquets. Which were actually explosives in disguise.

We gave Elias a cake, sang happy birthday, lit the candle and scattered, as i woke up.

[libraryfag]

Gia Gunn is the Azealia Banks of drag

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[berryplusbears]

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

[darkesttimelinesblog]

Spread the word.

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[injuries-in-dust]

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[blueskittlesart]

knowledge long forgotten

got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description