From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return. What's up mother-shuckers, my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. And I'm here today to introduce you to... corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. Its also called maze, because its easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include choking... I guess. Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born.
im not really thrilled with chris pratt as mario. the trailer only gave us two lines from him though, so im holding off any strong judgements until i hear more from him.
that being said, i don’t think it’s always been his dream to be mario...