#14dwy incorrect quotes

[yan-sideblog]

Y/N: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Jack: "I'm traumatized by my tragic death and my confinement in a vhs tape left me terrified of being alone & forgotten."

Alan: "I was neglected growing up to the point I'll perceive basic human kindness as romantic attraction."

Ren: "I grew up with a warped perception of love and a belief that i needed to change because who i was wasn't good enough."

Peter: "My creator made me self aware and I'm tormented by the reality that I'm trapped here forever away from you."

Y/N: ". . . . . ."

Y/N: "Ok first off ya'll bitches need therapy."

Y/N: "Secondly i was talking to the tv remote. It's not working."

[talkbycolor]

MC: please? For me?

[REDACTED]: don’t do that.

MC: do what?

[REDACTED]: you think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, i’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

MC: please, for me?

[REDACTED]: okay.

[louyahah]

Teo: “I used you for your body.”

Angel: “Mhm and I… definitely invited you over at 10pm on a Wednesday night because of your absolute rocking personality. Way to go.”

[14dayswithyou]

Renren is a big crybaby, BUT SO I AM so imagine

Renren, crying: BUT- BUT I THOUGHT THAT U LOVED ME?!

Me, also crying: AND I DO LOVE U??? I JUST WANT TO GET OUT FOR 5 MINS ALONE???

Teo&Leon:... Hi god, it's me—

✦゜ANSWERED: AFJSAFLSJAFKSA

Ren, absolutely bawling and being dramatic on the floor: WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK??? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE ALL BY MYSELF??? UNSUPERVISED?????? WHY CAN'T I COME WITH YOU?????? I CAN HOLD YOUR HAND-- Angel, still crying their eyes out as well: I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM REN Violet, who's streaming FFXIV next door: oh pog, go piss girl

[yan-sideblog]

Store worker: "Would Y/N L/N please come to the customer service desk."

Y/N: "Yes, is there a problem?"

Store worker: *points to Ren*

Store worker: "I believe he belongs to you."

Ren: "I got lost."

Y/N: "I didn't even bring you here with me."

[yan-sideblog]

Ren: "Sorry I'm late."

Ren: "I was. . doing things."

Teo: *storms in* "He pushed me down the fuckin stairs!"

Ren: "Push is such a strong word.".

Ren: "I prefer to call it, giving you a little nudge."

Teo: "Oh I'll give you a little nudge when i shove my foot up yo ass!"

Ren: "HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of angel."

[yan-sideblog]

Ren: "I know you think my judgment's clouded because i like Y/N a little bit."

Violet: "You doodled your wedding invitatioms."

Ren: "No, that's our joint tombstone."

Violet: "My mistake."

[talkbycolor]

[over the phone]

Ren: i put a little note in your bag to tell you that i love you

MC, opening their bag: Ren, this is a ten page letter

[talkbycolor]

Rendacted: Know why I called you in here?

MC: Because I accidentally sent you my nudes.

Rendacted: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?