#1elephanton-ring

[grimalkinmessor]

Hi! i just came across your vlog and wth ur soooo good at writing , I lOvE It !!

Can you do 28 , 32 , 34 , 44 for Meronia ? Sorry if some of these are already written .

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28. Who’s the better chef? Do they cook for the other?

Mello is the better cook—Near burns water. That boy has never touched a stove in his LIFE he would be awful at it. He tries to bake a cake for Mello for his birthday and it comes out so bad that Mello thinks he's legit trying to poison him 😭

But even though Mello can cook, he doesn't cook for Near all that often, because Near's not really,,,,into food. Like, the sensory experience of food is just distasteful to him; it's partially why he's so fucking malnourished. It's only when Near's having a good day that Mello might make him something, because that's when he knows he'll eat it. Otherwise he just chucks a apple sauce container at Near's head and leaves him be.

32. Do either of them drink? If so, who’s the lightweight, and how does their partner care for them?

Mello drinks, but Near only drinks when Mello. encourages him to.

And part of the reason Mello does this is because he wants to see Near plastered off half a glass of wine. Near gets so so eepy and giggly when he's drunk it's embarrassing and Mello loves it. He likes carrying pouty drunk Near around like a princess and listening to that perpetually deadpan voice slur and stutter through words and listen to how often he proclaims "I love Mellwo, I....wuuuuv Mello will you tell him I love him? 'Cuz I do, I do soooo much" lmao he's living it UP.

34. Do they have any inside jokes?

I'm gonna go with yes, because they grew up together and had experiences together that only they shared, so inside jokes would be kind of inevitable.

One/two of their favorites is a reference to Beyond and it's "Think he's got an A-complex?" and it's DARK but they both laugh every time and the SPK is always so so confused about wtf they're talking about.

44. Do they cuddle often? Why or why not?

Eehhh kinda?? They cuddle at night because Mello is a heat seeking missile when he's asleep, and Near likes to cling whether he's unconscious or not, but Mello never consciously cuddles Near—at least, not at first. Not for a good long while. He wakes up with Near trapped in his arms but it's a gamble on whether or not he yoi ked him over in his sleep or if Near wriggled his way in there himself so he usually ignores it. Near loves cuddles though. Mello cuddles are the best 🥰