#2meters

[meirimerens]

one more instance of a-bit-taller-than-average [p1 height] & average-build indigenous man artemy being drawn as a hulking colossal brute caricature while a-bit-smaller-than-average [p1 height] / a-bit-taller-than-average [p2 height] average-build white guy daniil dankovsky is as a teeny tiny itty bitty skinny legend twig thin as a leaf in the wind next to him/when they interact & i'm sending the hounds.

[fleuresdumonde]

Genshin brainrot got me again the true insidious nature of this game is that when my frens play I want to play with them and help them build up theirs characters and then I get attached to a new character build them up promptly forget the game ever existed until another friend need help. rince and repeat

[waluijoe]

no one is braver than homophobic teenage boys we should study where they get their audacity from cause i want some of that

[bludmd23]

Breaking news:: 2meters tall green grown ass alien has cutest face humankind has ever seen

[rzyraffek]

Ok so, like, Stu or Billy (or both separately) with virgin reader who’s like TERRIFIED of sex? Like just being sweet and talking them through it

YALL HAVE CRAZY TIMING, I LITTERALY HAD 2MONTH BREAK FROM POSTING AND I STARTED WRITING AND I GOT REQUEST (first in weeks) AT THE SAME TIME!? I love you all

Also anon, you are litteraly describing me, pls why yall are so relatable

I use she/her pronouns but if you want them changed just dm me or comment also I wasnt sure i you meant billy lenz or billy loomis so I did both!! I made tittle short, but its basically 'slashers with virgin s/o who's scared of sex'

Slashers with virgin! S/o

Billy Loomis

So basically, dude is very understanding! Will take it slow if you need to! And won't ask for sex unless s/o clearly says that she's ready

Like in og movie, Sidney wasnt very keen on idea of sex either! So yeah my dude is respectful, even in canon!

My guy won't even joke about it, your not ready? Understood

Can just lay down, watch moves and kiss! Also loves holding hands😊

If anyone ever said mean stuff about you bcs you never did any sexuall stuff my dude is putting that ghostface mask and calling his bbg Stu asap

When yall are finally doing the sex, he will be very gentle and tell s/o exactly what he will do and ask if shes okay

He is not some animal who desperately NEEDS it. Yknow he can wait!

Stu Matcher

Jesus chirst he is an animal

I mean he won't force anything obviously, but o my god, he will be teasing so hard!

He is typical horny teen, my guy will evaporate

Will constantly ask her if she's ready or nah

Tbh he doesnt want to force/pressure anything on her, cuddles will be enough for him😊 cuddles and snuggles

But omg if s/o decides that she's ready, my guy will litteral jump out of window (in positive attitude) he wkll be so exited

First time with him might be goofy, but he will be gentle, will try to break your ball of nervousness by silly jokes or tickles

Overall 3/10 i recoment biting his hand off

Bonus: Stu and Billy together

Then s/o isn't around they argue who will be the first

Stu isnt so needy with cuddles and Billy with kisses, since they have eachother too 🥰

Stu bough yall those necklace that look like heart when combined together 😊

Billy totally punches stu everytime he makes some weird ass comments

Billy Lenz

????

What so you mean???

:(( b-but sex...

Buy a spray bottle and fill it with water with soap. Use it everytime he is in 2meter radius

Will bite her as signs of affecion, and curl into ball and lay in their lap

Everytime he questions you, change the topic of conversation or just use spray bottle from before (he will hiss)

Vents to Claude about the spray bottle

First time with him? Oh god why. My guy will try to be gentle and tbh s/o should be on top if she wants to have cute nice first time

[elvestoneanzelote1]

A:n- it is yandere chuuya x fem! Reader! From the poll winner.

Sorry it took time hope you enjoy?

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝗼𝐧, 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.

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"Smile for me"

As everything seems to stop for a moment as you chuckle.

"Oh? Do you love my smile that much? Chuuya!" You said as he nod slightly embarrassed as the other members of Sheep were busy with something or another as Yuan quickly cling onto Chuuya disturbing the moment.

"Y/n-chan can you help us with this?" Said Akira as you nod and teleported the things where they wanted it to go.

Your ability was very useful as you can teleport anything and two people.

"Ma~ you are so reliable!" Said Akira as he sweatdropped and apologise for disturbing you which you denied while chuckling happily. You often wore a bright smile as talking to them.

You were 16 as Chuuya was 15.

You were more likely the member that helps around and doesn't fight most likely escaper eventually.

The drawback is.. You.. Cannot teleport yourself too far like you teleport to them.

Teleportating yourself can't be far.. More like 2meter to 5meter and if long range attack it.. Won't be good for you so.. You don't fight eventually.

Chuuya comes to you whenever he got hurt or something as you bring First aid with you and tend his wound.

You often wore a smile and thank him for the hardworks.. Unlike, the team.. The organization you don't.. Over exaggerate it like Chuuya been the reason for your all survival or sort.. True he is strong and protect you all but... One day you knew he may leave as strong people often doesn't stay long with the weaks.

And it's better that way.. of not been attached or sort.

You kept the equal distance to him like.. all the other.

Maybe, that's the reason why he prefer your company over all.

You treated him more like common person.. then the others who think so highly of him.

They depend on him yet, you don't.

You don't try to get to his good side or sort instead you are good to everyone else.

You often smile and help around.

You don't fight, nor you try to side with others when he was known to be a traitor when he forced joined the port Mafia.

Instead, you didn't even say a bad word to him and wish him good luck on his further journeys.

Even Dazai was shock when you spoke to him, with such warm.

(Like a big mother of the team or sort)

Anyways, he thought he will never see you again.. Well he try to stay far from you.

But when he got the news that you left the sheep and was a normal civilian he became curious.

He was curious as how you were..

He just want to repay your kindness nothing more.

Bit by bits he slowly started to come around often in your house alarming you.

And you sometime sense him stalking you so the best was teleporting away.

It annoy him because he can't find you that quickly when you teleport away.

He notices you with people he doesn't know and perhaps doesn't want then close to you.

After all, you were to bubbly and kind to all.

"Your... Here.." You said as you eventually took notice of the certain ginger hair male as he sat on the couch.

"Yeah, Was I not allowed to?" He knows you will deny as you rarely get angry which was true, you let him stay and didn't have the heart to shooed him away

"Are you planing on staying till... Dinner?"

"Can I?"

"O-of course! It-its been a while" you said smiling as his eyes narrowed a bit by your nervousness.

He wonders why you are that nervous for.

As time went by he left thankfully for your sake.

Day by day his stays were slightly less making you wonder why? As his company wasn't that bad for you.

Oh, perhaps he have work to as he is still in mafia.

Days turn to weeks as Chuuya still stalk you nowadays you can't sense him.. More likely, you don't care about your surrounding.

Your mood was off, a deep frown always present on your lips, as you work in a shop and often get scolded for the other working In availability.

Chuuya stare and frown as he hiddenly listen to those scolding.

Your smile started to flatter more and more.

The owner of the shop more likely the general store(which was very much big shop Ina way) started to aim you more.

Taking your kind nature for granted.

Oh, how He wanted to Squeeze the life of the owner to end your missery.

Week after week, you quit your job as now you are wandering around trying to find another with another bright smile trying your best not to look.. Disappointed or sort.

Chuuya knows something was wrong your.. Smile was more and more.. Down as if your just reassuring yourself.

"Wasn't that women, from the sheep.. Your ex-friend?" Said The brunette who was eating in the car as Chuuya peek out to see and nod.

"Yeah that's her"

"Is she planing on dying? Maybe, I should go after her."

"What do you mean?" Muttered Chuuya as Dazai nod and point your obvious personality.

"Sooner or later.. She is going to give up."

"She won't"

"Her smile and everything is change.. Chuuya-chan! "

"....."

"We can help her you know"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean... She is strong willed and her teleporting is inconvenient.. But she can't teleport away if.. She doesn't know the place."

"And..."

"So to kidnapped her I have to keep on using my ability to stop her from teleporting while you try to make her faint."

"....is that the last option?"

"Well.. Are you ready to watch her dead funeral in future?"

"....." Chuuya slowly nod in agreement despite telling Dazai not to touch you or sort making Dazai pout saying why can't he.

Yet, agreed to do so.

After all.. Its for your sake.

For your sake to save..

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When the lights around you came to light you frown staring at the two male.

"I will be off, Try talking to her" said Dazai who left leaving you and Chuuya.

You were frowning.. As your eyes squint in question.

"Why?"

"...It was the only valid option"

"What do you mean?"

"You were so upset and.. All you barely smile and.. I just want to reassure you I'm here for you"

"Okay.. I know you are there for me but.. Why kidnap me?"

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"Chuuya?"

"Because I don't want to see you.. Die.."

".....what do you mean..?" You frown as he mention about your obviously been depressed.

As you try to reassure him.

"Then smile".

"Huh?"

"Smile for me"

"I can't"

"Why not? Didn't you say you will if I want to see you smile.. Then smile for me... Y/n.."

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A:n- good day/night to you all!

[alextydaisuda123]

I wanted to supplement this situation with a small sketch. Since Gustavo was nearby, he helped bandage Pepperman’s hand.

@neocrash1101

[neocrash1101]

A replacement light bulb replacement-like painting on the ceiling.

@alextydaisuda123

He heard it's about 2meters big, so there's plenty of room to reach it.

Both Pepper and Vigi are helping,

Pepper probably broke a few bulbs with his grip.

In case you're wondering, one of the official pictures had what looked like a hanging light bulb, but I was wondering if it also had a lampshade in terms of spotlight presentation....

[otto-apocalypse]

I really love him in the manga <3 <3 <3

Also Oath of Judah is pretty much 2meters tall...

[gl00my-b0y-1]

Okay it is almost 11pm but I had interesting dream last night so I'm gonna tell you this.

So I was in my old elementary school with my friends and we were doing smith on a hall next to our math teacher and then we saw a tornado like 3kms away and thunderstorm started then out teacher said that we should go home and tornado got closer and destroyed part of school. then someway we teleported(ot maybe it was timeskip I don't know) next to one of those friends house and others went it but I stayed outside and walked a bit and in one place instead or road (bcuz there's a road irl here) there was house that was like 2meters wide. I knocked and a woman with scarf on her head opened and let me in. There was bright yellow walls with decorations like plates, carpets, paintings and plants. And from her window weather looked like it was really sunny and warm even though it was still storm. We drinked tea from a funky cup and talked. She gave me advice on something that I don't remember sadly and I got out.

I like long dreams like these :D

[love-nakamura]

my procrastinating self really gotta thank the essential workers (art store employees) for keeping the shop open on a four day holiday..

Im sorry my fellow proletariats, I need to buy like 2meters of paper under your merciful hand

[rzyraffek]

Can you do a clan leader yautja x child reader

i really hope u mean like cute platonic stuff with yautja taking care of child!!! Otherwise this request is very sus. I dont want to use word "child/kid" in every sentence so the kid will have pronouns they/them

Human kid with Clan Leader Yautja

He would be overprotective! especially towards human kids, like they are much smaller and little stupid weaker than yautja ones

Will hiss at anyone that scares her >:)

His instinct will tell him to train them and go on huntings with them BUT LIKE HE DOESNT KNOW when should he start?? Like how old human pup must be to be ready for first hunt???

I guess since hunting is a huge thing in Yautja culture, first hunt with their kids is like essential for them.

Probably will take them around teenage years, not too late but not to young too

Also growing up around yautjas kid will automaticly be more athletic and skilled than average earth teen

But back to kid being kid. HE WILL MELT if they hold his hand or fidget with his armor! of course its dangerous and sharp! but its so cute! Yautjas are very curious beings too, but they wouldnt randomly come to LEADER of a Clan and start just start fidgeting with his armor/locks

Also he sometimes forgot that human kids take more time to learn basic stuff, how to walk for example. so he will just start walking his normal pace, turn around becasue they didnt hear kid's steps and just see them laying on the floor cuz they fell :(

He would spy on normal human families to see how kids behave and how perents treat them! Yknow Yautjas arent like humans they dont really care about their kids after they learn how to hunt

IF kid will call him space dad OR just dad he will accually have lil heart atack! Please thats so cute!!

Play-fighting all the way, thats how pups learn their strengths in fun ways! also mayyybee he acidently yeeted them too hard and they flew away like 2meters (mayyybeee but totaly on acident!!)(nothing serious happend exept flying child)

Noone can litteraly hurt them(exept their own perent apeareantly) cuz if somone does, death for them :) or at least a lot of hissing and punching

Theres no way in hell that he will braid their hair, he is too tired to learn how to do that! And human hair constantly grows!!why!! pls its everywhere!!! So he would probably cut them short, it grows back anyways so whats the deal?? But if kid really reallllyy loves their hair i guess they can stay in certain lenght BUT they take care of it alone he doenst want to deal wtih it (mental break down due to one event when he tried to do pretty braids and it got tangled and he didnt know what to do)

But even if he really loves them, and treats them as his own, he still wants them to hunt or at least help the clan in someways, he doenst want his kid to grow up to be useless. He will try to find something that would fit them (for example if kid is intrested in crafting they may become a blacksmith in future (ihave no clue if yaujtas have blacksmiths i just took random profession alr))

Overall 9/10 amazing dad material, although he sometimes doenst undestand human body and how it really works

ALL x reader tags are there only so more people can reach it!!!

[thewaywardcasgirl]

ok after the initial shock of 'tf did i just read?!🙃' I'm ready to offer my two cents on Big Dragon the novel

SPOILERS AHEAD (I'm on phone and don't know how to add a cut)

[it's a short novel and the extras (if any) are not available in english so it feels pretty rushed in the middle, the translation is bad so please bare with me]

it's a wattpad novel alright, the sex is constant and overwhelming, like it's a live character, it makes as many appearances as the two leads, literally every encounter they have post the video taping scene ends up in Dragon (Mungkorn) (hate?)fucking Big(Yai) senseless for hours on end (ok i know og novels of bls are badddd to begin with so credit to production team for wringing something anything palatable out of this hot mess)

these two have a violent history going back to freshman year, this part is pretty much glossed over in the series so far, (but they talk about it at the end of the novel so let's see) they have beaten the crap out of each other on several occasions before the fateful night

later they have some revelations through jealousy and half assef communication, and start (?) dating, but it's too anticlimactic as they're practically living together even before they realise they actually love eachother and Big announces this to his father* and officially moves in with Dragon, Dragon is dragging Big to mostly his own occasionally Bigs apt to fuck him raw every time Big does something out of anger or jealousy, they don't talk and resolve their issues they just fuck and move on to the next issue, rinse and repeat for a looong time

*yes the Big's father is a good father, a lovable goof and loves his son to no end, at least that parts pretty good i like this version of fathers

the bodyguards are pretty much bg characters and their relationship with their masters isn't as fleshed out as in the series but it's hinted so ok

the sister is mentioned once and there's no sign of a previous or new mother in Big's life,

they both have a string of ex female lovers and neither go exclusive for each other from the get go, they still try to date other women but Dragon doesn't get jealous until a man is involved with Big, Big on the other hand is jealous of anyone within a 2meter radius of Dragon

phi Da ain't his dominatrix, i was disappointed but again hat's off to the production team!

now the big engagement or should I say the non engagement, we get so lil of the lesbian couple! urgh! the girls simply run away to England with Dragon's help and Big finds out as they're about to leave, so it's a pretty short lived heartbreak that leads to their mutual confessions, it's a pretty much non existent plot

dragon's parents are never mentioned again

And now for the faen fatale the episode 11 material the big shabang the short lived breakup is caused by *drumrolls please* an mpreg scare!

yes you read that right and ohhh boyyy if they keep this in the show!! we're IN for a ride mates, like it's not funny, they never once laugh about it, it's real, real pain real emotions flying everywhichway, real heartbreak over mutual misunderstanding and lot of confusion,

like i said, A+ episode 11 material!! totally cursed 👌

Big in his streak of jealousy and being cut off from Dragon's lil dragon for too long drinks a "scientific potion" he got at a rave that it's inventor claimed can make men pregnant (worth mentioning - everytime Dragon ignores him for work for days on end, he does some stupid shit, he's a total bitchass princess about it, and ends up getting fucked raw, everytime)

now several months later, after the post engagement reconciliation, Big starts throwing up left and right and can't stand stinky food like fish, he thinks he's pregnant (enter the entire video of I'm pregnant you're not pregnant here coz that's what happened) again through miscommunication Big thinks despite Dragon wanting kids he just doesn't want one with him and wants him to abort it,

so Daddy's lil princess runs back home full dumped preggers mode and his father's just like 🤷 ok I'll take care of my grandchild that bf of yours can go fuck himself! while Dragon is actually concerned for his bf's life coz how the hell he gon deliver the babee?? (their himbo brains just *chef's kiss*) there's some mention of uterus but the translation is so bad i can't make head or tale of that part,

they finally talk and understand each other(?), a night of ceaseless pounding ensues, next day Dragon makes a doctor's appointment and the doc tells them flat no preggers here, they come back home and bawl their eyes out in eachother's arms, well Big more than Dragon, Dragon's just happy his bfs (ass) gon be safe, Big is disappointed he won't get to use the baby names he picked out (yes he did that)

and just like that they move back togather and continue to fuck till the end of times

(there's some talk about future kids and more dumbassery from Big about him not being able to get pregnant but that's to be expected after Dragon having fucked his brains out for over a year now)

for the finale Big takes Dragon back to the renovated club so they can "make some new good memories in the old place" where it all started,

and it ends as it started, with a big bang fest at the same suit (now renovated) two perfectly fucked up bookends to a perfectly fucked up story (affectionate)

*bows in you're welcome*

[eryanlainfa]

Varian will grow up to be over eight feet tall just out of spite for being called short his whole life.

Glfjdjdkdj isn't 8ft tall SUPER tall ? Internet says it's over 2meters OMG that would be hilarious. But Also ouch. I do like the growing out of spite idea, I can see it. Like.

I'd like to also grow taller out of spite

Hugo both hates and loves it (but won't admit it)

[whyshedisappeared]

you know what, fuck this shit. im going to be as politically incorrect as possible so all of you antisemitic assholes that still follow me will finally block me. if you really do care about supporting the people suffering you are more than welcomed to dm me or send me an ask and i would love to have a conversation with you, if you're just looking for someone to hate- well, here's your way to find that someone.

i dont give a fuck about the palestinian people. that is where the terrorists that murdered my friend came from. that is where the terrorists that murdered my dad's uncle and cousin came from, a father and son that we lost. that is where the people that made it so i have to pay more tax money so they will have gas, water and electricity come from. they are not part of my country, why do i have to take care of them?

they are the reason my brother is laying on the ground, covering his head with his hands, and hoping nothing happens when a missile is shot down. because he is protecting our country- our children, our parents, our elderly.

they are the reason i had to run a 4year old and a toddler to a bomb shelter, crying and screaming for their parents who are at work, while trying to make sure their parents know their babies are safe.

they are the reason i live in a country riddled in trauma, death and destruction. a country that is forever at war. a country where a 23 year old isn't about to finish his degree, but buried 2meters underground while his family cries for their loss. a country where you need to have a day of mourning every year for CHILDREN we lost at war, and terror attacks and to hate.

a mother does not have to worry about her 18 year old baby coming home alive, she should be worried if her baby's doing okay at uni and if they had enough food to eat today.

instead i live in a country where children, instead of having fire drills and tornado drills and tsunami drills, have missile drills. where a 3 year old knows what the sound of a missile alarm sounds like and that after you hear the big, window shaking boom, you need to wait for 10 minutes in the missile shelter that you had to get to within 6 seconds of the alarm starting. or if you're outside- lay on the ground, cover your head, hope for the best.

i live in a country where i watched a mother explain to her 4 year old what terrorists are why we can't leave the house right now but in a way that doesn't make him want to run to the missile shelter and stay there forever.

i live in a country where on Saturday, Oct. 7th, at 6:30 am, we woke up to a missile alarm, like we sometimes do because it's israel and missiles being shot at us happens even during a cease fire, and ended the day with terrorists infiltrating villages, murdering 1,200+ people, kidnapping over 150 people. in one single day. this is the largest number of jews that were murdered in a single day since the holocaust. entire families, no- entire communities were massacred. from day old babies to elderly. no one was spared. and it's getting worse.

[ai-kan1]

Hello!! This is my first time sending an ask :)c so may i offer Max or Sam for interactions with Juno?

!!I chose Max for thiss!!

First of all Juno would be amazed by his height! Juno already pretty tall himself(177cm) so seeing someone who is over 2meters tall woah...

I would see them meeting in a hallway maybe Juno bumps into him cuz he didnt notice him while talking to grim.. Juno does apologize but Max being a quiet guy probably doesnt respond (could be shyness or Juno just didnt hear him, hallways are noisy afterall) adeuce probably drag Juno away before he can say anything else

Maybe he hears about max more from adeuce but they are just rumors and hearsay about the guy so Juno isnt sure if he would believe that so next time he bumps into him he should get to know him more!!