#3. fuck off all the content creators love them and talk to them about ideas/glitches you don't have to defend your creator

[inthelittlegenny]

fell across people being rude to noxcrew. that's hilarious but also fuck off

[unlikelymilkshakedream]

Shocking Events

A/n: Hello everyone! Well would you look at this, two months after the stream, I am finally finished with this fic. I'm sorry this took so long, but I do hope you enjoy this, it's kinda just a joke I thought of when I watched the stream but oh well lol.

Today was a big day for my boyfriend, Nick. His job as a content creator led him to today's stream, where would get shocked anytime he took damage in minecraft.

His YouTube channel, Sapnap, had over 3 million subscribers and I couldn't be more proud of him. His career was blooming, at the same time our life together was as well. I lived with him in Orlando at the moment, well I should say I met him in Florida, I had already lived here when he moved in.

Today was Sapnap's stream and I wanted to stay with him in his room, however he needed to have his face cam on and we made an agreement to keep my face off of his channel. I didn't want people thinking I was with him for clout, and I was also nervous about people finding out who I am.

For today, I would be in Dream's room downstairs. Dream was a good friend of mine and we had become close in the year and a half I had been dating Sap. I didn't care that he had an anonymous internet persona or that he was Sapnap's best friend. Nick and I were more than happy, and I loved hanging out with everyone.

When I entered Dream's room, he looked at me with a goofy grin.

"Y/n! His stream is starting and he already looks fucking hilarious." I walked over and sat down in the chair next to him, kicking my feet up on the desk, which caused him to glare at me, I happily returned it with a huge grin.

"What do you mean he looks hilarious? How?" I asked while offering him some of my popcorn snack. He declined.

"He looks like a doofus" dream stated followed by a wheeze. I smiled and softly chuckled.

"No, he looks so handsome, oh my god shut up you tea kettle!" this only made dream laugh harder as he needed to unmute his mic to soon participate in my boyfriend's stream. We all agreed before this stream that I would be in dreams room watching while Sapnap streamed. Usually I let them be on their own but today I wanted to watch which they had no problems with.

About 15 minutes into the stream, dream finally started talking in the stream. I was happily watching throughout, hearing them all joke with their friends. I was remainly silent, because Sapnap, Dream and I decided it would be better if I remained anonymous in his internet persona, even though Dream was the faceless one. It was all going fine, and I was silently laughing until Sapnap turned a corner in the nether, seeing a piglin and screamed like a little girl. That set me off and I struggled so hard to stay quiet because of how hard I was laughing. I fell off my chair as dream looked at me from above.

Dream tried to mute his mic, but before he could, it picked up a second of one of my laughs. It did not go unnoticed and I even saw Sapnap register it too, which caused him to stop laughing. It wasn't until Quackity spoke up, that Dream finally said something.

"Did you guys hear that? Dream?! Is someone with you?" I quickly looked at dream from my position on the ground. He tried to cover it up.

"What? No, I'm alone. That was just my mic glitching. Why? What did it sound like?" Quckity would not let up even to dream's efforts to make the situation go away.

"It sounded like a girl, is there something you want to tell us dream?" Dream laughed it off.

"Fuck off Quackity, I'm not with a girl. Besides, Sapnap's the one that always has voice cracks, maybe it was him not me." This caused me to laugh again, but I was able to keep it quiet this time.

The stream went back to normal, Sapnap went back to beating the game and my laughs were forgotten. It wasn't until I went to the bathroom, that I had an idea. I snuck up as quiet as I could to Sapnap's room. I wasn't going to show my face, I was just going to fuck with him a little to be funny.

I creaked open the door soundlessly and I looked at him, which caused him to look past his camera at me. I tried to tell him to keep going and act like I wasn't there, but his friends saw him look at something, so they questioned it. He played it off pretty well and they soon forgot about it, so I went over and sat on his bed. I thought it would be funny to watch the stream from here.

As the stream went on, Sapnap kept getting more and more flustered. He was getting shocked a lot and he seemed to be in pain. It was to the point where he took a break just to calm down, poor baby. I decided to encourage him. I knew he would probably be upset later, but I didn't really care. I got up off the bed and walked over to where he was sitting, remaining off camera.

He tried his best to not look at me, trying to remain unsuspicious. I knew I could still keep my face out of the frame if I angled it right. As he was talking to his friends, saying how he couldn't do it and was heavily debating ended the stream, I walked over to where he was sitting.

I made sure my long hair covered my face, I went into frame of the camera, leaned down and kissed him passionately. His entire body froze and it seemed as if everyone in the call did too. After I kissed him, I got up, while still not letting the camera see my face, and got out of frame. He was still shocked and frozen on live stream, until he call went off and his friends started questioning what just happened. I heard his friends going off as I opened the door, and just before I left, I turned around and looked at him, giving him the biggest grin ever, then leaving.

I knew he would be pissed later, but I didn't care. I knew he would get millions of questions about it, but I didn't care. As I walked back down the stairs, I thought of how funny the aftermath would be. Twitter for sure would be going mental, Sapnap would probably be confused, maybe even angry at me. And the world, would turn inside out.

I decided to just chill on the couch and not go back down to dream's room, wanting to put off the questions and possible fights until at least after the stream. One thing's for sure though, I just brought Sapnap a shit ton of attention.

[animentality]

after 450 years, I have finally resumed Love, Death, and Robots.

I have watched another six episodes. 

So here are my reviews for the new ones I’ve watched. 

Sucker of Souls: God, this one was awful and utterly pointless? 

So for once we get an episode without any gratuitous boobs or ass cheeks, but instead we get a Korean student getting cut into Hellsing-like pieces by a vampire. And then what? Well, nothing. 

The plot is basically just that an archaeologist is looking for some archaeology shit, they run into vampires, and then they fight them, and then...nothing. They run into more. Lame as hell, even though the animation was pretty impressive. 

2/10, the 2 being literally just for the blood animation being pretty good. 

When the Yogurt Took Over: Pretty amusing short story about sentient Yogurt being created by humans, becoming smarter, fixing our society, and then moving on to space. The animation was similar to a Pixar short, and it was amusing enough. But it lacked some of the wittier humor of Three Robots and was a lot less compelling visually. Still fairly interesting and amusing, though. 7/10, three taken off for not being particularly strong. The ending was also a little too open ended and not fun enough for the concept. 

Beyond the Aquila Rift:  Well...mixed thoughts. This one is about a weird glitch that sends ships to a special rift that basically looks like hell, ruled by an evil-looking spider queen who’s actually pretty nice. She basically projects different fantasies on all the lost souls who are trapped there. She looks horrific, but she’s a really nice alien, tbh. 

So I loved the idea, and loved the design of the female alien, but the gratuitous sex, oh my goooood. Had nothing to do with the story, really, wasn’t even really unique or special either. Could’ve easily been replaced by an emotional scene or connection, not just a booty call connection, but...the actual plot was still interesting. And at least this sex was consensual, and he’s actually fucking an alien, technically. So yippee. 

8/10, 2 taken off for pointless sex. 

Good Hunting: I also had mixed feelings about this one, because I got the strong feeling that the creator is both a furry and a robot fucker. 

Ok, so rewind: story is basically that a demon hunter’s son befriends a shapeshifter fox demon kind of girl, whose mother his father kills. He basically becomes a factory worker gifted in automatons. Meanwhile the demon girl becomes a prostitute, is knocked out, and turned into an automaton by a robot fucker guy. 

She then murders him, and then comes back to her friend, asking him to help her shapeshift again. He does, and then she becomes a fox again, even though she’s fully robot, and she can hunt again.

So I liked the story idea, and I liked the animation of her transforming, as a robot, into a fox. That was gorgeous and absolutely brilliant, so much that I got a little shiver over how good it was.

It was a good story, and it kind of visually reminded me of the Legend of Korra. 

The female main character was actually a character, and the male main character didn’t ogle too much at her naked body for most of his adulthood. 

But I dunno, the excessive boobs again, man. It’s just pointless to wave a woman’s animated breasts around and pretend it has something to do with the plot. It doesn’t, it’s distracting, and it’s demeaning. 

Plus the amount of sexual violence against women in this show, like. I am fine with portraying sexual violence and abuse in drama, but sci fi? Making it out to be sexy or exotic and unique? 

Talk about sexual violence, not how men eroticize sexual violence with suggestive and outright sexual content.

Also I didn’t need to see a fat man’s tiny micropenis full-frontal. 

7/10, 3 removed for excessive boobage, unnecessary sexual violence, and somewhat shallow story that really just justifies someone’s weird fetishes being drawn with loving car. 

The Dump: Literal garbage episode. Blatant pornography everywhere, and gross pornography too, just to extend the time of a short and shitty episode. No real story outside of, “Garbage monster lives in garbage, he’s my friend.” I hated the hick main character and didn’t find him funny or interesting. 

0/10, no redeeming values. 

Shapeshifters: actually pretty good. Basic story is that shapeshifters exist, they’re kind of like werewolves, I suppose. They take human form during the day and can take werewolf form in the night. Basically they face discrimination in this army setting that looks kind of like your stereotypical American military in Baghdad kind of scenario. 

Anyway there are some bad shapeshifters who attack the Americans, slaughter a whole bunch, including main shapeshifter dude’s friend. He finds their scents, hunts them down, and has a pretty epic fight with them.

So basically it’s werewolves vs. the Taliban.

It was actually pretty wild, and fun. Like the concept is a little insensitive, kind of weird, but definitely entertaining. I think this one was probably my second favorite out of all the episodes because of the werewolf transformation scene. 

And there was real intensity in the story too. 

you really feel the connection between the protagonist and his poor instantly deceased friend.

And that line, “I may be an animal, but I’m done wearing your leash.” 

And he throws the dog tags, that was epic. 

and then the fight between the shifters is pretty damn epic too, so.

9/10. 1 take off for hm, should’ve been longer. Feel like the concept deserved a fifteen minute episode, not ten. 

Hell it could be its own movie, just like Sonnie’s Edge. 

Anyway. 

General consensus?

This show has its really good episodes, but god does it also have its really bad ones.

If this show were to get a new season, I would want them to update particular stories, and not just write new ones.

A lot of these stories are actually kind of lame. The good ones, though, the ones that aren’t lame? Boy are they awesome. 

And the animation quality is top notch, even though it can be wasted on bad stories. 

[aharris00britney]

ASKS 10

‘less weird hairs,’ pics of me, real life questions, seasons thoughts, kpop stuff, ‘are you a boy’ erhdfnv, tutorial questions, edits, ‘safe’ cc, and umm yeah never go camping in the actual woods ok

Anonymous said: Can you do Less weird hair? I Like how good Mesh You make but all styles look Really Weird I never Would use them. I just want Usual hair? Thanks you            

Firstly, thank you for the meshing compliment, but tbh I think I make pretty simple hair styles? Like I don’t do many crazy things especially recently? Idk, I hope you like some of my hairs and can find something that fits in your liking :/

Anonymous said: Hi I really love you content and I was wondering if you’d ever do a “goddess locs” hairstyle?            

Ok I am gonna be super straight forward about this, making hairstyles like this is really challenging for me. I have tried a ton of times and I just can’t get the meshes to work out the way I like. UV mapping is a pain in the ass, making the hairline match well, and making sure none of the mesh strands are broken is next to impossible for me. Most creators that make hairstyles like this do them from scratch or spend a long time working on them for them to look right. I’m not saying ‘no’ because I am going to try to play around with some seasons meshes (I have hair ideas) but no promises :(

Anonymous said: BLACKPINK COMEBACK

i know omg jennie snapped, I wasn’t planning on buying the physical album but I ended up caving in and getting the pink versions ;-; I hope I get Jennie or Lisa photocards

Anonymous said: i know your theme is by gukthemes, but what is it called?            

PAPILLON by GUKTHEMES

Anonymous said: Are you ever gonna do a face reveal?

I have posted a pic of myself before in one of these ask posts, here are three more from the past few months :P

Anonymous said: Fav kpop group(s)???            

1). LOONA (bias Kim Lip) 2). BLACKPINK (bias Jennie) 3). RED VELVET (bias Joy) 4). CLC (bias Yeeun) 5). DREAMCATCHER (idk their names but the rapper)

Anonymous said: You play pokemon go still?

Yes! I collected cards/figures growing up and watched the show before school every morning. I’m not a ‘game’ fan but the mobile app is fun. Actually I played the Wii U Pokemon tournament game but it was boring so :/

Anonymous said: are you going to buy seasons? do you think it is worth it?

I got it from CDkeys for $25 lmao, so yes :P I can’t run the live mode so I kind of am just getting it for the new CAS assets :/ but I think the pack looks really good. Everyone always says ‘it looks like the best EP so far’ every time something new comes out so I’m not gonna say that but we will see :D

Anonymous said: whats ur skin blend called?            

Fruitpunch! You can get it here

Anonymous said: when are you going to be done camping?

I am back home now lmao I assume you sent this when I posted about not having service there :P but I was camping for 3 days? I know it was 2 nights at least refdbv also omg some camping stories:

► I didn’t have my voice for the entire trip bc I got sick with laryngitis, and now koby (the guy i shared a tent with) has it too erfdbvc

► It was blazing hot like omg I was dying, there werent showers, bathrooms, anything with AC. The tents were boiling hot, the ground fucking hurt, and it was just hell ok this isnt even a story I just need to complain.

► There was a racoon family outside the tents the first night, and we thought it was a bear bc we were literally in the middle of the woods, like it wasn’t a campsite with other people, it was the forest ;-; anyways we were legit so freaked out and up for 2 hours just listening to them walk around the tents and god it was so scary rfbdv

► As I said, I had no service so I missed the larvitar community day in pokemon go -_-

► I suck at cornhole so I was the cheer leader for a team UwU

► A deer jumped out right in front of the fucking car like RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT omg we were so close to hitting it like... it was fucking scary

► We went walking on a trail that was down a mountain and once we got down we discovered that the chairlift up was CLOSED so we had to walk back up and it was a nightmare bc we had all just drove like 30 minutes to shower in crappy no pressure no heat showers and we were all sweaty again by the time we got back to the top ;-;

dont go camping

Anonymous said: Your last edit creeps me out.

LMAO why? It isnt meant to be sexual or scary?  

@achinghearts88 said: I really love Sims 4 cc but I constantly struggle with finding safe sites and have accidentally downloaded a virus trying to get cc before so I'm kinda frightened now. What advice do you have for getting safe cc? Thanks!

Hello! I use an adfly skipper + adblock, and if both of those don’t work then I just don’t download the cc. For some creators (nolan-sims, simduction, isjao, ivo-sims, and others) I will turn them off because I know these creators aren’t ones that use the sketchy adfly stuff, but for others that I don’t know well I leave it on. I use: U Block origin and adfly skipper (both on firefox)

Anonymous said: I couldn't find a "contact me" thing but your AHarris00Britney has a broken mesh I think.            

??? idk what this means im sorry ;-; what hair are you referring to?

Anonymous said: an amazing creator and a loona fan???? i stan            

My mind... your mind... our mind..

@chocooosims said: hey, I love your cc, you are such a good creator! :) I'm not sure if someone already ask you that, but have you ever considered making a tutorial where you show us how you create maxis match hair? I mean, I know that I can already find on Internet  tutorials about frankenmeshing hair. But the thing is that you are one of the only creator who do more than simply merge 2 EA's hair together. So, I would really love to see a tutorial of how you are creating your cc! :) Thx for your time!! 

I am making a BIG tutorial right now of me making a hair from start-finish and it is around 3 hours not speed up. My guardian angel is going to edit it for me tonight and then I will try to have it posted next week sometime

Anonymous said: what university are you going to?

Radford :D it is in Virginia

Anonymous said: Just wanted to let you know you're a king           

thank you lmao I wish it were true, stan loona or be beheaded

Anonymous said: r u a guy or girl or non binary etc. also are you lgbtq+ at all? not to judge, just wondering :)

uuh, I’m a gay guy lmao idk about all the other terms like cis/bianary ;-; i like the anatomy exclusive to the male body

edit: rip so someone messaged me asking what I meant by “anatomy exclusive to the male body” and I was like ?? bc I meant i like d**k, and i explained that i didn't like using cuss words on my blog bc my account got shut down/deleted/reported last year and was completely gone for two days while I emailed my butt off to get it back. Also, I was trying to be funny by sounding proper and using big terms like anatomy/exclusive instead of just saying “i like penis” bc that just isnt as fun to say imo. My anatomy teacher never used words like v*gina/p*nis and would say stuff like that, and I always found it funny and I guess that was another reason I worded it that way. Anyways if you think I was being transphobic, I apologize. I hope you don’t think that I am transphobic bc of that? If you want to message me and talk to me about how I can word stuff better then I am around 24/7 mostly, but I’m not going to fight with anyone who is just looking to argue because that is childish. I am sorry to those that got offended but I got one message about this so if something like this happens, message me like this person and ask what I meant so that it isn’t blown out of proportion. Again, I did not think that it would be taken that way and I am sorry if you felt that I was making fun of a trans person. <3

Anonymous said: What do you see in the corner of your room when you get sleep paralysis  (;            

James Charles with breasts on the beach and im not sharing this photo anymore it is demonic OK

Anonymous said: hi! i installed your non-default eye recolors but i'm having a glitch with them. my female sims lose their face in cas and it's just like an empty spot where the face should be. i have the default eyes installed too so i know it's not an issue with a missing mesh but i'm not sure how to fix it.            

Hello!! I don’t think this is my eyes because I’m not experiencing this glitch? Did you run a S4S batch fix over everything? I think that causes this glitch sometimes but I am unsure. Try repairing your game and if you have the “no EA eyelash” mod then redownload that and replace the old file.

@sephirajo said: I found your sims 4 mods and I love the hairs! They're so amazing and pretty.            

thank you so much!

Anonymous said: In your collab with wildpixel, I F**KING love the Ivy hair; do you have any recolours of it or any of the other hairs in the collab?

all the hairs in that pack are recolored in the anathema and sacharinne palette :) and I reblog all recolors of my cc over on @aharris00britneyrecolors