#300bpm

[lakewaterr]

this xone is crazy

[crowscadence]

I just finished the Book of Bill and uh. Hey Alex. What the fuck.

[partynthem]

my favorite notification to receive at 930 in the morning when i am relaxing on my porch drinking tea trying to prepare myself for the horrors of the day ahead of me

[payroo]

Smoochy smoochy~

Devon is pretending to be smooth but actually his heartrate is at like 300BPM while Noah turns into a tomato

(seriously though he's constantly described as blushing in ILITW what a bashful baby)

[hornylilslxt]

so... you guys remember the tempo game I reblogged a few days ago?

few days ago, I was being cussed out by @sophiasaysbark even though I was being nice to her. obviously, naughty girls deserve punishments to get their attitudes back in check😇

made her play the tempo game for an hour at the pace range from 100 to 300🤭🤭 and every time she came she'd owe me 5 ass spankings and 3 pussy slaps😇 poor baby didn't think much of a 300bpm pace and agreed instantly🤭🤭 (she'll regret it later)

I was busy, so she started her punishment herself like a good girl🤭 she got some tempos at 184-109-248-266 and came 4 times already by the end of the 266 tempo😇

unfortunately for her she wasn't playing nice and proceeded to cuss me out again, and when I asked her about it she said she didn't. tsk tsk I can't be taking her being such a bad girl doing the one thing that landed her in this punishment and lying about it right after, can I? so I made her extend her little overstim session by another 10 minutes😇

by the time my cute little cookie reached an hour into the session, the poor little her came 5 times already, and her texting was going messy🤭 how cute am I right? but too bad she wasn't done yet

the next roll she got a nice slower tempo of 159 but poor little overstimulated baby ended up cumming again🤭🤭 and she was trying so so hard to hold it in so she'd have less spanks and slaps to go through🤭

however, on the next roll, the game did me a real solid and gave her a near perfect tempo of 297, right where the upper bound of the tempo range was😇 too bad cookie, you've gotta go through with your punishment and seems like the tempo generator didn't like you🤭 at least this should be a good enough reminder to you that you shouldnt cuss someone out when they're being nice to you😇

my cute little cookie did so well and came another 3 more times for me🤭 tallying up to a total of 9 orgasms in that session

I got her to do her pussy slaps first🤭 (I wanted her to slap it while it's still fresh from the overstimming) and she went through with the 27 slaps like a good good girl😇

then next was the ass spanks🤭 45 was a little overkill so I reduced it to 27 like the pussy slaps instead😇 I'm such a Saint aren't I

anyways, she was so so so good for me dont yall agree? taking her punishment so well, ending up feeling all stingy down there🤭

okay that's my pov😇 my sweet cookie's gonna post hers sometime later too, so look out for that🤭

[mousemannation]

(with tears in my eyes and a resting heartrate of 300bpm) VAMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pochapal]

got the whole thing done and uploaded two days ahead of schedule. who out there is Handling It like i am

fresh caffeinated beverages acquired....shoplifting allegations successfully handled.........essay day 3 let's go gamers

[grrl-beetle]

300bpm blast beat/french grip technique in slow motion

[justobsessedwithvic]

guys today I have a little update on this girl who I’m friends with and kissed like months ago and broke up with after a day who I’m like even closer with her now BUT BASICALLY I got to my field hockey practice today and she had hers right before mine, so I got to sit with my friends and watch the end of hers, and when it finished I was talking with my friends, and then from behind she tackled me into a hug and I fell (she’s a goalie and she was covered in her goalie gear and if you’ve ever seen a field hockey goalie you’d know that shit is HUGE) and it was a very nice embrace ig and everyone was like awwwww anyways yeah so that’s how that’s going not sure on my feelings for her yet but what I do know is that my heart started going like 300bpm so idk what that means but it’s happening

[funnywormz]

i am so normal until someone brings up something i'm interested in and then i'm like. shaking. sweaty palms. talking at the speed of sound. red in the face. staring. fidgeting and stimming incessantly with my hands. knee bouncing. heart beating 300bpm. on the verge of tears. stuttering. and yet completely euphoric

[shock-micro]

i love one forgotten night but i do so wish i could reliably click ten times per second

like 300bpm? i'm fine. give me a straight line and i'll dominate that shit with one button. that same speed, but in a loop? well i can't jitter my finger fast enough to do it with one and no matter how much i've tried my hand is just too uncoordinated to do anything consistently

it took me so so many attempts to beat b-x despite having the patterns basically locked in, does anyone have any advice

(and yes i've tried using my left and right hand but i'm not ambidextrous and i've been playing two fingers on my mouse since t4-x so it'd be a whole process of relearning)

[alixkubdelblogger]

Alguns fatos sobre a Alix Kubdel e a Fluff do meu universo alternativo fanmade

1- Alix Kubdel e Fluff sempre fazem alongamentos antes da missão começar, isso garante energia extra pra elas aguentarem várias horas em uma missão ou até dias se aventurando em uma longa jornada em várias dimensões.

2- Alix Kubdel e Fluff vivem em uma casa secreta bem isolada para prevenir visitas inesperadas de fãs. Se um fã maluco visitasse elas, ele divulgaria na Internet a moradia delas.

3- O coração de um humano normal pode chegar até os 220 bpm, mas o da Alix Kubdel desse universo é mais eficiente e pode ultrapassar os 220bpm, chegando até mesmo aos 300bpm ou mais por causa da intensa adrenalina durante combates e investidas. O normal dela é entre 60 a 80 bpm, mas o normal da Fluff desse universo é 120 bpm por ser minúsculo do tamanho de um simples grão de granulado.

4- Alix e Fluff bebem bebida energética sempre que sentem a energia baixa durante uma missão, sem elas, Alix poderia cair na morte certa, já que Fluff é imortal

5- Antes da Alix conseguir o cinto heróico, Alix teve que tampar a respiração debaixo da água e tinha habilidades muito limitadas porque ela não tinha o respiradouro também. Após isso, Alix Kubdel é capaz de fazer investidas aquáticas com ajuda da Fluff para causar grandes danos e quebrar obstáculos impenetráveis.

Outro dia eu posto mais fatos

[dreamofyouandi]

I just got a bass what the fuck do I do how do I learn without my anger issues coming into play 🤨

let your anger issues come into play. go crazy. play at 300bpm and tear your fingers off

[cannedmelonart]

Squirrels fitbit be like '300bpm call emergency services'

[h16h-v0l7463]

[TAULINE: HEALTH STATUS ALERT.]

[TAULINE:] [USER 5] HEART MONITOR HAS DETECTED SIGNS OF EXTENDED TACHYCARDIA. [USER 5], PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR EMERGENT CARDIAC EVENT.

[TAULINE:] WARNING! [USER 5] HEART RATE EXCEEDING 200BPM.

[TAULINE:] WARNING! [USER 5] HEART RATE EXCEEDING 250BPM.

[TAULINE:] WARNING! [USER 5] HEART RATE EXCEEDING 300BPM.

[TAULINE:] EMERGENCY CONTACT OUTREACH [USER 4] FAIL -- NO RESPONSE. EMERGENCY CONTACT OUTREACH [USER 2] FAIL --NO CONNECTION. SELECTED USER IS EXPERIENCING VOIDBORNE INTERFERENCE. EMERGENCY CONTACT OUTREACH [USER 1] FAIL -- NO CONNECTION. SELECTED USER IS EXPERIENCING VOIDBORNE INTERFERENCE.

[TAULINE:] EMERGENCY CONTACT OUTREACH: FAIL -- NO APPLICABLE CONTACTS. GENERAL RADIUS SOS: FAIL -- RADIO-CAPABLE DEVICE NOT DETECTED.

[TAULINE:] WARNING! [USER 5] HAPTIC CONTACT WITH TAUFONE INTERFACE LOST. [USER 5] MAY BE UNRESPONSIVE AND IN NEED OF EMERGENCY MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

[TAULINE:] INITIATING ALL-CHANNELS EMERGENCY LOG DUMP

[hotchfiles]

guys lari is more afraid of you than you are of her, she’s like a bunny rabbit, if you move towards her too fast she might die or her heart will start going 300bpm and she’ll chew off her own leg, just so you know, she isn’t scary unless you mess with her on purpose

TRUE PEOPLE TERRIFY ME AND I GET OVERWHELMED SO EASILY LIKE T_T WE ARE ALL THE SAME AT THE FREAK SHOW