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all electric/flying types go to hell
#pokémon#bw#pokeposting#ok i should clarify i actually really loved using emolga after this in gen 5 LOL#and kilowattrel is one of my fav gen 9 mons#electric/flying is a great type and i like that they threw players for a loop and taught them the importance of critical anticipation#but. the principle stands. its existence is a cruel mockery to justice
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#it’s true#if it we were on season 5 Miguel would be the missing person#and yes they would eat demetri first#on principle if nothing else#cobra kai#cobra kai meme#cobra kai text posts#demetri alexopoulos#demetri cobra kai#eli hawk moskowitz#eli moskowitz#hawk cobra kai#eli cobra kai#miguel cobra kai#miguel diaz#robby cobra kai#robby keene#samantha cobra kai#samantha larusso#sam larusso#sam cobra kai#tory nichols#tory cobra kai#binary boyfriends#elimetri#hawkmetri#hawkmeat
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the messed up hair and flush in this pic.
#top 5 images that could kill an alpha while they’re in prerut#is it pregnancy glow or just normal heat glow that’s the question to discuss#omegalerc#charles leclerc#those two tags are Different only in principle#in reality they are the same 🩷
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My old Tezuka phase is crawling back to me...
#metropolis#metropolis 2001#kenichi shikishima#tima metropolis#tumatawart#Wah. Rewatched the movie and forgot how strongly I felt about the characters and its consumed my thoughts for the past 2 months#So many roadbumps but strangely enough I happily persevered. I like to think 12 y/o Jun probably liked it so much he began to guide my hand#If there is someone out there who is even vaguely aware what the first two scenes are referencing I'll transform into 5 horses and scatter#<Its kinda old now so I'll share. The first 2 images are fanart for an unifinished fic on ffn I read when I was 12. Made 2005-2012#The opening chase was so vivid I wanted to draw it but kept chickening out until I decided to just try and see how far I'd be willing to go#Reread it before drawing. Worldbuilding and ocs were really great. The fleshing out of Atlas' character/clashing philosophy was cool#Weakest part is the main romance. but I liked Timas developing rationale and post-film Kenichi being more principled but still in character#Okay thats enough tags. Woah
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"why not join me instead?" akechi's "invitation" in conf 7
People come and go on whether this question of Akechi's is genuine or not. Opinions run the gamut from "I hate him for trying to take you away from your friends" to "Akechi wants Joker to be his accomplice".
Myself, I don't think Akechi means this as a serious question, for a number of reasons. I think this question is rhetorical.
Quick summary:
Conf 7 illustrates the similarity between Joker and Akechi, and that they're both committed to the showdown between them;
Rather than being an invitation, Akechi's question again illustrates that parallel—that neither of them will give up the things that matter to them to join the other, as Joker has asked him to do;
"I'll think about it" does not count towards the third awakening—and I can prove it. Rather, Akechi can't conceive that Joker would ever abandon his friends, and uses it as an outrageous example of something Joker would never do;
Joker's loyalty not only to his principles but to his friends is something Akechi values so much that he won't let Joker sacrifice it;
Akechi is not so much offering Joker a way out in conf 7 (there is no way out) as he's confirming for his own sake that Joker is still in the game. Is this still a battle between rivals, or is it an execution?
Let's take a look.
what is akechi really asking?
[long post is long]
Look at this line. Look at the question he's posing:
Akechi いっそ君がこっちに来るってのは?⋯今の仲間を捨ててさ。 isso kimi ga kocchi ni kuru tte no wa?... ima no nakama o sutete sa Why not join me instead...? All you'd have to do is abandon the teammates you have now.
It's very easy to focus on the first half of this question and miss the second. But that second half is the important part, the sting in the tail. The Japanese is a great example of wa building suspense: "Instead, what if you come over to my side, (AND THEN WHAT, AKECHI???????)"
The sentence is left hanging, with the weight of it unspoken (since wa emphasises what comes after it); Akechi is obviously not done speaking. And indeed, when he continues, it's a doozy:
"though, of course, you'd have to dump the friends you have now." (Yes, I think "friends" is often a much better translation of nakama than "teammates", fight me; it's even often translated as "friend" in P5 itself, or indeed, awkwardly, as "teammates and friends".)
Akechi is using the same verb, suteru, that you use for tossing something in the trash; the parallel meaning, "ending a relationship", exists in Japanese too.
Ryuji, Morgana, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, everything you've all gone through together and everything you've been—Akechi is suggesting you toss them aside like garbage. For him.
Now, I think part of Akechi would very much like Joker to do that. But he also knows better than to expect it. Because he knows Joker so much better than that.
Akechi has seen firsthand how loyal Joker is to his friends—remember on 1/2 how he says he investigated them all? He's seen some of the things Joker will do for them. He expects that blind faith to lead Joker to his death, much as Yaldabaoth does. But he also respects it.
This boy who's never had a friend, who's convinced himself the whole idea is stupid, is still drawn to the loyalty he sees in Joker. Even as he's preparing his own ultimate betrayal, Akechi recognises Joker's commitment to others. He understands treachery is bad, even though he himself is a traitor—just as he understands that murder is bad, and that doesn't stop him, either.
This question of whether or not Joker will betray his friends (and Akechi specifically) comes back on 2/2, of course—and in force.
so why does he ask
Akechi is not proposing that the two of them run off together. He's not asking to see what Joker will say. He doesn't impulsively make the invitation, and then run away when Joker says yes. He is, in fact, not even asking. He poses the idea of Joker abandoning all his friends as a counterexample. It's supposed to be something Joker would never consider, something he will find morally repugnant.
Which is why, if Joker says yes, Akechi is shocked, and essentially tells Joker not to make such stupid spur-of-the-moment decisions. Akechi is making a rhetorical point about what Joker is asking of him.
Remember Joker's statement that leads into Akechi's question:
Yeah. Joker either suggests that Akechi should give up everything he's doing and everything he believes in (even as Akechi confabulates about what those things really are), or he suggests, with the top option, that he's already done it.
And in return, Akechi says that Joker should join him... and throw away his friends and everything he's working for and everything he believes in, of course.
It's the second response to his question, where Joker turns him down flat, that makes it most obvious that this was what Akechi meant:
Joker それは無理だ sore wa muri da I'm not doing that. No way in hell. Akechi だろうね。 darou ne I thought as much. Akechi 分かるだろ、誰だって今の立場を簡単に捨てられやしないんだよ wakaru daro, dare datte ima no tachiba o kantan ni suterare yashinai n da yo I'm sure you understand. We all have our parts to play, and we can't simply leave those behind.
See what he's saying? ima no tachiba o kantan ni suterare yashinai—"we absolutely must not lightly set aside the positions we hold now".
Incidentally, yes, that's that same verb suteru that he used before, for casting aside or throwing away. Akechi is drawing a parallel between Joker's friends and his own goals—between the things each of them holds most dear, which neither of them will sacrifice, even to save the other. (Assuming you think Akechi would even be down to save Joker—but I do think conf 7 suggests that at this point, he might not be opposed to the possibility. It's just that it doesn't exist.)
the phone call
This parallel returns in the phone call afterwards, if you again tell him that you're rivals:
It's a little hard to tell from the localisation what Akechi is getting at, so let's take a close look:
Akechi 僕らにはお互い譲れないものがあって、そのためにも負けられない。 bokura ni wa otagai yuzurenai mono ga atte, sono tame ni mo makerarenai [lit. for both of us, these are things we cannot compromise on, and because of those things we cannot suffer losing.] Neither of us can afford to lose, because we fight in service of our principles. It's the same for both of us. Neither of us can afford to lose, because of these principles we won't concede. Akechi ⋯だからこそ、もしも君が自分を曲げたりしたら絶対に赦さないよ。 ... dakara koso, moshi mo kimi ga jibun o megetari shitara zettai ni yurusanai yo [lit. that's exactly why, if you were to warp yourself [that way], I would absolutely never let such a sin (t/n: note the kanji) pass.] And that is precisely why... I cannot allow you to change. ... And that's precisely why, if you betrayed yourself that way... I couldn't allow it. Akechi だって、僕が負けたくないのは『君』なんだから。 datte, boku ga maketakunai no wa "kimi" nan da kara [lit. it's you as you are now who I do not want to lose to.] As you are now, as you think now... I cannot allow you to win over me. The person you are now, with those principles, and that determination—that's the one I won't ever allow to beat me.
Here's my attempt at a translation again, so you can see it all together:
Akechi: It's the same for both of us. Neither of us can afford to lose, because of these things we won't concede. Akechi: ...And that's precisely why, if you betrayed yourself that way... I couldn't allow it. Akechi: The person you are now, with those principles, and that determination—that's the one I won't ever allow to beat me.
It turns out that this phone conversation, that was originally quite mystical-sounding and hard to follow (what were you trying to say, Akechi?) is quite straightforward. It ties into to his original question. "Will I join you, Joker? Well, what if you join me instead? Just throw away all your little friends for my sake? Of course you won't—because we're the same. Both of us have things we can't give up, no matter what—and if you tried to do that, I wouldn't let you, because I value you as you are...."
This parallel between the two of them is what conf 7 is about, from the text message that opens it to the phone call that concludes it:
It's the same thing again: neither of you can afford to lose, because you're fighting for your principles. The billiard table is the stage for this wider discussion.
The billiard scene, of course, is interesting for another reason—Akechi is giving Joker a chance to back out; he's testing his commitment, and perhaps hinting that he never intended to be quite where he is, either. He states at the outset that he's being indirect, that what he's saying is a metaphor—and then closes that metaphor with a very direct question: "Do you still intend to play this game?"
Akechi それでも君は、このゲームを降りる気はないの? sore demo kimi wa, kono geemu o oriru ki wa nai no? Even then... do you still intend to play this game? But despite all of that, you still won't fold, will you?
The Japanese is even more specific: Akechi asks Joker if he intends to fold—not whether he still wants to play, but whether he means to give up entirely! "This can't be what you expected, so how about it? Will you just give up? Does this mean as much to you as it does to me? Is this a game we both choose to play, or are you just a victim?"
How much of this is Akechi blowing smoke up his own ass?—casting the fact that he's about to murder the boy in front of him in a glowing, romantic light? Pretty much all of it, I'd say. He's dreamed of having a rival, someone to compete with who challenges him, but what he's got is quite a bit more than that.
Again, the rival imagery is what allows Akechi not only to accept this close relationship, but to frame it as a life-or-death contest that only one of them can win. It confirms to him that what Lavenza describes as "a truly unfair game" is actually fair. It's about making Joker's murder seem as much Joker's fault as his own.
but what happens if you say yes?
Despite all of this, you can choose to have Joker consider Akechi's "offer"—to discard Ryuji, Morgana, Ann, Yusuke, Makoto, Futaba and Haru like trash, and assist Akechi instead. It's tempting, I know.
I don't personally get the impression that Akechi likes this response, for a number of reasons. None of the three responses to his offer score confidant points, but there's something else in play: only one of these responses unlocks his third awakening.
See the F code highlighted in yellow? Only one of these three responses has it. "You're my rival" counts towards the third awakening. Rejecting him, with "I'm not doing that", does not—but more to the point, offering to be with him, with "I'll think about it", also does not!
The issue is confused because a number of us have taken option 1 (or indeed option 2, like me) and still got the third awakening on 2/2. It seems like you need some of the flagged responses, not all of them. But it remains the case that "I'll think about it" does not make Akechi more likely to have his third awakening.
What happens if you take this option?
Joker 考えておく kangaete oku I'll think about it. Akechi へえ、考えてはくれるんだ? hee, kangaete wa kureru n da? Oh? So you'll think about it, at least? What? You mean you'll consider it? Akechi ⋯でも、そういうその場限りの情はやめた方がいい。 ...demo, sou iu sono ba kagiri no jou wa yameta hou ga ii ...But I'd advise you don't say these things without their due consideration. ... Still, it would be better if you didn't trust such fleeting sentiments. Akechi 出来もしない約束はするものじゃないよ。 deki mo shinai yakusoku wa suru mono ja nai yo You shouldn't make promises that you can't keep, anyway. Don't be the sort who promises the earth and walks away.
A few grammar points:
んだ n da on a question demands an explanation; Akechi's question could almost be rendered "Why on earth would you need/want to think about it?"
そういうその場限りの情 sou iu sono ba kagiri no jou—"sentiments that only matter here and now". Essentially, "sentiments that won't last"—or that are makeshift or ad hoc; Joker is making a stupid spur-of-the-moment decision.
yes, 出来もしない約束 deki mo shinai yakusoku translates idiomatically as "promising the earth". The point is not that Joker should not promise; the point is that he shouldn't be the sort of person who promises so much—and then doesn't follow through.
Again, this confidant is all about Akechi's expectations for Joker. It's about the weird belief he has in him, like the belief he has in Shido���that Joker has principles and friends and will stand by them, that those things are important and matter, even if they're diametrically opposed to Akechi's principles and the things he wants.
The fact that they foil each other in this way is a large part of what makes Joker such a worthy opponent for Akechi. So if Joker turns around and says, sure, Akechi, I'll dump all my friends so we can make out?
Akechi does not like that. He thinks better of him!—he loses respect if Joker offers this. Even if that little line about "promising the earth" suggests that, actually, yeah, he would quite like for the two of them to run away together—if only they lived in a world where it was possible.
what about "you're my rival"?
I've discussed this line before, but let's go into it for completeness.
Joker 明智は好敵手だ akechi wa koutekishu da You're my rival. Nah, you're my worthy opponent.
Do you see that Joker names Akechi there? He doesn't just say, "we're worthy opponents", or even "you're my worthy opponent", koutekishu da yo.
No, he picks Akechi out by name, and then tells him exactly what they are to each other. Because wa builds suspense. Akechi wa... (what?! what is he?!) koutekishu da. "I can't run away with you, because I need you to be this to me instead".
And this is the line with the F-code. This is the line that, if you choose it, will build towards Akechi's third awakening—which is centred on his trust in Joker, on the fact that Joker is worthy of that trust.
And how does Akechi respond?
He's astonished. He did not expect this at all, look:
On the left, the top screenshot where he's waiting for your answer; in the centre, the moment of shock, where he's pulled away and dropped his hand and his eyes are wide; on the right, a comparative overlay just to demonstrate that he pulled back.
smiles that aren't smiles
I have a half-assed theory that you can tell when Akechi is really smiling—because the model will smile with him. If you watch, for instance, Ryuji, the model's expressions match the sprite's almost exactly. But if you watch Akechi? Nah, not so much.
Here's an example. Akechi appears to smile quite often through conf 7—but if you glance away from the sprite and textbox to the model, the model is pokerfaced. Five smile sprites on the optimal route through conf 7, and not one of them—not even "you truly are fascinating"—matches the model:
But when you pick "You're my rival"? Suddenly the model's face springs to life:
It's obvious from everything else that this moment is of deep significance to Akechi. But this little detail with the smiles suggests we can confirm it.
and what does he say?
It doesn't take long for him to pull himself together:
Akechi 同意だね、僕らにはなれ合いより対等な関係こそふさわしい。 doui da ne, bokura ni wa nareai yori taitouna kankei koso fusawashii I agree. I think a relationship of equals suits us better than being co-conspirators, anyway...
This is another one that I find unclear in the localisation, so let's have at it.
nareai suggests an illicit or unduly-close union. It suggests "being in bed together" in the business sense—cosying up, colluding, conspiring. It suggests they're working together when they shouldn't be. Jisho uses the screamingly-outdated term "common-law marriage" (what we call "living together") as an example. Essentially, it suggests they're too close—or even co-dependent, in a way that corrupts them both.
In short? Akechi's "co-conspirators", nareai, means "accomplices"—what we might call "murder boyfriends".
taitouna kankei—literally, "an equal relationship"—is a set phrase, and we know what it means. It suggests a relationship where nobody is being cheated; where everyone gets out what they put in. Where the two of them compete on equal terms.
That's a very Akechi way to look at relationships. But it's also a relationship where nobody is in charge; nobody is dominant, and everyone has self-respect. Nobody is chasing after anyone or sacrificing unduly, as either would be if they joined the other. Everyone can be who they are and say what they want. Everyone can say no.
It's the sort of relationship Akechi very notably does not have with Shido. Is it the sort of relationship he has with Joker, when the two of them are hiding so much from each other and lying so much, and there's so much, like, murder going on? Nah. But as an aspiration, as a suggestion of the sort of relationship Akechi would like them to have, alongside everything else he's told us about how he sees the two of them—as similar, as equals and opposites, as bound by their principles, as destined to fight—it's almost touching.
and what does joker think?
Akechi ⋯たとえこの先、何があろうともだ。 ...tatoe kono saki, nani ga arou tomo da ...No matter what else may change. ...No matter what might come next. Akechi それだけの事を言ったんだから、逃げないでよ? sore dake no koto o itta n da kara, nigenaide yo? In any case, what you just said carries great weight. Remember what you decided, and don't run from it. All right? [lit. don't run away just because of what [I/you] said, all right?]
I'm not sure about this. It feels like it should be referring back to Akechi's last line—"don't get cold feet and run away just because I alluded ominously to whatever's coming next, okay?". I guess it could be referring to Joker's commitment, with "You're my rival"? IDK, I'm out on this one, so I'm inclined to give the localisation the benefit of the doubt.
But it doesn't matter. Because the significance of what Joker does next doesn't change:
He nods. Akechi spends the whole confidant hinting that something ominous is coming, and that the two of them are heading to an inevitable confrontation, and Joker nods.
I don't think this is really consistent with interpretations where Joker is a meek little sheep in the interrogation room. Joker might not have chosen this, he might not have wanted it, he might have by far preferred to avoid it. He'd happily back out if Akechi would just drop the whole thing and agree to act sane. But he's committed to it. He agrees to fight.
Remember, conf 7 takes place after Joker hears the murder phone call. He knows what Akechi is. He knows what he's planning. He knows the stakes—and he agrees to play, to face Akechi down.
To quote @nardaviel, that's no sheep. That's a full-on "Phantom Thieves win again, motherfucker" smirk. Joker played Akechi's game, with everything he had—and he played to win.
#persona 5#p5 meta#japanese language#shuake#goro akechi#ren amamiya#almost the worst part of this is that akechi respecting joker for his loyalty tells you how little he respects himself#also! 'i'll think about it' CANNOT POSSIBLY unlock the third awakening#because the third awakening is *all about trust* and saying yes to akechi proves that you're a traitor#and that 'i won't forgive you if you betray your principles' on the phone? also 2/2. this is exactly what he does if you take the deal#also!! joker makes a third option to akechi's question with 'you're my rival' and this is what astonishes him besides the thing itself#also! (per leonawriter) the maruki deal ending is essentially the nareai relationship#where akira has all the power and akechi..? well#nobody is themself or choosing for themself#also as regards whether akechi is lying he proves himself through action#'i won't let you betray yourself' - he did that already if you tried to take the deal#ALSO? that 'megeru' for 'i won't let you depart from your principles comes back on 2/2#as joker's 'i won't fold'#and ofc it's ALSO akechi's 'you'd fold over...' that precedes that. it was set up in conf 7 if you took the rival route#so tldr it's plausible that 2/2 is as much akechi fighting for his vision of joker as for his right to die. help???#ALSO. did you wonder why it's *awakening* akechi who comes to leblanc? the one closer to you who believes in you more?#this is exactly why. awakening akechi has faith left in you to lose. non-awakening akechi already lost that faith. BYE
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Daniel 9:3-5 (NIV). [3] “So I turned to the Lord God and pleaded with him in prayer and petition, in fasting, and in sackcloth and ashes. [4] I prayed to the Lord my God and confessed: “Lord, the great and awesome God, who keeps his covenant of love with those who love him and keep his commandments, [5] we have sinned and done wrong. We have been wicked and have rebelled; we have turned away from your commands and laws.”
“Reasons to Obey God” by In Touch Ministries:
“When we seek to live according to God's Word, He provides all we need and acts on our behalf.”
“Daniel and his friends were in a strange land, prisoners of a king who sought to benefit from their superior skills and intellect. As he grew to manhood, Daniel managed to operate within the foreign system without compromising his belief in the heavenly Father. He did not eat forbidden foods. He maintained his prayer times, even in the face of punishment. And God honored Daniel’s obedience and faithfulness, rescuing him from the lions’ den and blessing him with great favor. At every crossroads, Daniel chose to follow the Lord. He still had to endure trying situations, but God was ever faithful in His protection and provision.
The biblical principles in effect during the Babylonian captivity still hold true. God promises to make secure those who obey His Word. He doesn’t promise that we will avoid hard times, but He does say that He’ll be with us every step of the way (Matthew 28:20).
If you know there is sin in your life, fear and doubt are certain to follow. However, obedience is the way to find courage and contentment, regardless of your circumstances. Daniel refused to change his principles, and God intervened every single time. He will also act on your behalf.”
[Photo thanks to Jametlene Reskp at Unsplash]
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im trying to draw a desktop bg for my new imac uhh 💀🔫

it verrrrry very vaguely reminds me of an old hanbok girl drawing i made
i should draw it like that, add the pink flowers because f it i love pink flowers?? and put a MOON in there too cuz i love da moon 😍🌙💖 like the theme of the pic can be "all the stuff im obsessed with" what the hell maybe creamy & crunchy should be there as well 💀 PEAK DESKTOP BG FOR ME 👍🏻 and we all kno i am all about hanboks in this shape from late joseon era 19c

the itty bitty crop top and the super high up skirt 👌🏻 but im getting into the looser boxy tops too from earlier like 16-17c?? artist cred for the illust


ooh waist skirt + loose top yeah its growing on me 😳 also i have this hanbok and im like in love with the bigger sleeves sooo 😭💖 IM IN MY BIG SLEEVES ERA

also the ladies from 16-18c with the. big wigs 😭 ouch neck. older kr dramas loooved to put royalty charas in these huge wigs omg i always thought it looked kind of unnatural with how neat and even it was 😭

no way ur relaxing at the palace home with that on ur head 😩 neck problems speedrun???? the only show i've seen this look good in was the saimdang drama it looks rly pretty and not over the top here v believable v natural 👍🏻

i feel like if i lived in kr my dream job would be a stylist for period dramas / movies or for when ppl do hanbok traditional wear for weddings / photos etc i literally can make this hairstyle irl plzz ㅠㅠ i am qualified looooooolll

#sorry i rambled like krazee abt hanbok like usual under the read more LOL#나 ㅁㅊ사람 아냐 ㅅㅂ aksjsjjsjjs lmfaoooooo THE DIRECTION I TOOK THIS PIC SJEJWJKSAK(#i made a hair down ver of this sketch too its not as spicy tho idk#2024 really the year i draw anything 💀💀#also the way i keep my hair long specifically to do that hairstyle if i want to sjsjskakksak#i've never gone out like that but u know. the principle of it. that i can :) LOL i am committed to the bit#i've sold my soul to the hanbok aes for realsies..#i love pink sm wtf i need to be studied#and u kno what i need to draw ME x pink hanbok girl too cuz.... i love.... her.... my gay ass..... 😫😫😫 sukuna is my pink bf CONFIRMED but i#would also like a PINK GF AAAAAAA :(#im imagining this pic but instead of sukuna im holding her LOL eye am#imagining it in my mind...#👁️👁️#also i drew the face without a ref n i dont like it anymore :( im gonna pull up like 5 pics of my fave kr celebrity faces and go to town👍🏻#SHOULD I SHOW THIS TO MY SIS IDK IM SCARED SHES GONNA ROAST ME LOOOL AND CALL ME A ㅁㅊㅈㅅㅂㅈㄸㄹㅇ 😂😂😂😂😂#이 지랄같은 인생
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The only thing that could ever make me like Descendants 5 is if they fix the MASSIVE GAPING BLACK HOLES that are the plot holes in the entirety of the Rise of Red, specifically that ending.
#i’m sorry she planned to steal a book of evil magic and risk expulsion to get back ar Bridget for…#warning her? i guess??#Uliana’s the unknown little sister for a reason#not the smartest octopus in the oister#regardless this girl was DEDICATED to her weak-ass revenge plot#that I am apparently meant to believe is worse than BURNING TO DEATH somehow#i don’t think detention will stop her guys#she won’t be in detention forever and she can bribe one of those other goth kids into giving Bridget the potion#she can cook up a different revenge plot#she can clone herself to sit out detention and still do the stunt#clearly she found a way to make the spell happen without the book in the og storyline#i refuse to believe DETENTION will stop this crazed tentacle lady#if they don’t explain how the VK’s got that spell without being able to open the book#and give a better explanation for how Red and Chloe actually pulled this off#i will hate the movie on principle#the rise of red#disney descendants#descendants#descendants 5
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I personally think English villains would be a lot funnier if they stopped giving them all London accents. What if they were from Liverpool instead. What then.
#it's so crazy how being from a tiny part of a tiny country makes you like 75% more evil on principle#meanwhile i live in the midwest where u can drive 5-10 hours in any direction and everyone still says 'ope' and 'aw jeez'#and yes this is about haytham. i want to hear Adrian Hough do him in a northern accent please.#i want to hear him say bevvy and watch his whole character fall apart#tags//#haytham kenway
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#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing meme#shitpost#anyway now that my first 5 tags are up i went to see moana 2 with my nephew this evening and halfway through the movie this came to me#and it's like been sitting in the back of my head since#i really dont expect this to get notes but i Do need other people to witness this. it's the principle of the thing
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Cleaning your room with your nonhuman f/o... do you actually clean or do you both pick something up you thought you lost and spend the next 30 minutes dicking around with it, do you clean or just sit there while your f/o cleans or vice versa
You're f/o isn't angry or upset if your room is so messy you can't see the floor, they understand how hard things can be, but they are questioning how many energy drinks you've had however because they just picked 7 empty cans up off your desk and there's more on the floor
What is your f/os tolerance for floor food (ie snacks in packages like candy or chocolate bars) that was found and had been there for an unknown amount of time, are they like "sweet free snack" or are they wrestling it from you before you eat it
#don't @ me about floor food#when the cupboards are empty that 3 year old mini sour patch kid package is a feast#and one day I will find that cookies and cream bar I lost and I will eat it on principle#imagine your nonhuman f/o#alien f/o#nonhuman f/o#monster f/o#robot f/o#not necessarily human s/i#I have to clean my room#I have a package coming in tomorrow that's a desk I need to build#but after 5 or 6 years of living here I'm finally getting a proper desk for my room which is cool#it's something we didn't really have the money for until now#it's a turning L shape desk that was on sale for like 200 after tax which would've been most of our money after rent a year ago
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yall need to watch squid game making season 2 jungbaes actor is absolutely spitting fire "jungbae sort of sensed his own death coming" "[jungbae] watched gihun until his last breath, but [he] wasn't blaming gihun, instead, [he] want[s] to apologise for not being able to do [his] part" and hwang donghyuk saying "i saw jungbae as the friend who could bring gihun to rock bottom" AND "the front man just wants to bring gihun to rock bottom" oh we are not prepared at all for season 3
#i gotta say i really love how much donghyuk and byunghun get it the way they talk about the tension between inho and gihun#the principles war theyre in like bringing the other to their level would prove something its just absolutely incredible#the main conflict the main drama the main everything of s2 is gihun and inho#then ljj is like. gihun is so mindless and desperate. and im like hes not paying as much attention to inho but HES ALSO RIGHT#gihun is like. basically winning the game without even knowing what game hes playing#inho waging 5 dimensional psychological warfare while gihun is playing checkers. and winning#'this rooster beat me at chess' kind of dynamic. i love it#squid game#squid game 2
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I could update my fics so often if I just abandoned all artistic need for well structured chapters 😭
#yet here I am with another 5k+ monster that's not even done#I could split it up into 5 tiny ass chapters but it would completely ruin the pacing and tension#why do I have to have artistic principles when I could be selling out to Big Ao3 Comments™#wild rambles#fanfic writing
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whenever my plagiarism post gets notes i once again dwell on how insane it is that my advisor literally renegotiated our book contract to give me not just cover credit but an even split on the royalties and that this is considered like a rare luxury for grad students because normally we are supposed to be neither seen nor heard and also not really paid
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They had? A Naruto-cat t-shirt? At the Five Below????
#jesus i have seen what you have done for others#i am NOT a merch person but those stupid bleach cats are the one piece of bleach merch i have ever wanted#except that they are both tiny and stupidly expensive#if i saw a bleach cat t-shirt at five below i would be compelled by principle to buy it and wear it around my house#it would also help if it came in a size that was not child's 4-5 but we're at the if-wishes-were-fishes-level anyway#i have to go to the five below like once a week because i have a 10-year-old and they NEVER have bleach stuff it is so upsetting#i don't know why bleach is not popular among the youth. do children not yearn for the blade?
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Found family domestic au.
#here you go here's the dynamic#these three should get a house and live together#kaladin would do literally any hobby and nale would just walk up and go ''damn you suck at that'' and leave#i like to think that nale and szeth are both better at cooking than kaladin but they would just refuse to on principle#basket's tag for reading stormlight 5; inevitably will contain spoilers (yes this is all part of the tag)
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