#525600 minutes with you

[justsomeguycore]

spotify: you didn’t listen to any fucking podcasts this year. so we’re giving you a nobel peace prize 🥇

[nattaphum]

Mileapo x Srichand live [19.09.2023] - highlights ✨

*all translations without links are google translations from thai tweets*

Mileapo flirty eyes at the beginning of the live just to warm up the atmosphere ahahah

They played a game where they had to put each other’s IG posts in chronological order

Mile got them all wrong except one lmao. He said it was difficult because Apo never posts according to the timeline; he updates his posts randomly (okay but that’s true jadjdkd)

The set of photos below is the one arranged by Mile, the one on top is the set in the correct chronological order

It was very cute when Apo described all the pics and when he arrived to the pic from China, he said: “here, i didn’t go with p’Mile” because all the others were moments he has shared with him 🥹

When it was Apo’s turn to arrange the pics, he got the order perfectly right like a real greenyrose

Apo's comment: i've been paying attention to pmile's life

OKAY

Quiz from the host

Host: tell what the number 525600 represents

Apo: *answers fast because he feels he knows the answer* the time you take to walk from the earth to the moon.

Mile: the number of minutes in a year

*Spoiler: mile’s answer is correct*

Mile: *makes fun of Apo because he invented walking to the moon*

Apo: *laughs* you make me feel dumb

Mile: naaah, you have good imagination

(he makes fun of him but always protects him <3)

Smoothiegate part 5 😂 (prev)

Apo said that one of Mile’s secrets he’d like to know is: "Do you think I like coffee or smoothies?" (Ahaakskhsh such a teaser)

Mile: suppose you could go back in time and solve any answer. Someone would ask again what drink Po likes most in life. Po would answer…..

Apo: I like smoothies 😃

Mile: *bitter* Okay… Okay… Okay…….

LMAOOOO

The host asks them the same question:

To Mile: If you could switch bodies with Apo for one day, what would you do?

Mile: i would post on every social media that i love coffee

(HE WON’T STOP WILL HE AKSKSL)

To Apo: If you could switch bodies with Mile for one day, what would you do?

Apo: I would take off my shirt and flex my muscles in the mirror.. he’s so handsome

APO PLSSSSSSS

They both got scared lol

The host asked them to role play as each other

Apo: if Mile likes something, he then comes and gives it to me and tells me, do you want it? He likes to share

:)

Then they both started doing an impression of the other and they were sooo chaotic.. apo was moving really slow while mile started running around while eating 😂

Mile then offered his mooncake to apo proving that what apo had just said it’s true ❤️

Silly dance time :D

Apo after finishing dancing: when i was dancing i thought i was BTS

(lmaoooo what 🤣)

By the end of the live:

Apo: Where are we going?

Mile: We’re going to France, right?

Apo: Yes yes yes

Mile: for Dior and Business of Fashion

YAAAAY. The date is september 26 btw;)

[bakedbakermom]

sometimes i am in AWE of the questions kiddo asks. for some reason we were talking about time yesterday (and singing 525600 minutes) and then today she asks me, "how did they measure how long a day was?" so my nerd ass got to explain that they would use the positioning of the the sun and time how long it took to come back around. then she asked how they knew how long a year was, and i said they did the same thing but with the stars, because our view of the sky changes based on where the earth is in its trip around the sun. like if you walked around in a circle, how long until you were facing the same direction again.

and THEN she wanted to know why there are apps she can have on her ipad that i can't have on my (android) phone. and i explained that our devices speak different languages. she was confused because they both display english, and i said computers speak a different kind of language than we do on the inside even though they show the same basic stuff on the outside. she asked what the difference between apple and android language was, and at that point i was out of my depth so i told her to ask her technology teacher next time she was in that class.

last week she asked me why we get less daylight in the winter than the summer. and i got to explain that in addition to spinning and going around the sun, the earth also tilts a little bit back and forth. i used my hand to demonstrate the path of the sunlight, and her fist to represent the earth, and showed her how the tilt changed not just the hours of daylight but also how strong it is, both of which are what make "seasons" happen.

this is the one time i am grateful for my adhd because i had the same questions at various points in my life and read all kinds of weird books and watched nerdy science shows (that just aren't made anymore) until i got my answers.

[vesku56]

For 2024 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!

[roman-demigod]

Happy one (1!) year, baby!

I can't believe we're together since 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes, 31536000 seconds. I love you, I love you, I love you! I love sharing my life with you! Thanks for always having my back, loving me and making sure I know I can always trust you with everything. Thank you for not eating me a year ago in the dark alley. Sometimes I still can't believe I really was that lucky to find you and especially getting you to first like and than love me.

[knightsofrayx]

Warrior Nun Realm Time Ratios

(This is also posted on ao3 but the image disappeared so I redid it here)

I got tired of having to calculate the time differences across the realms so I made a spreadsheet that did the math for me. I don't know how to upload the data itself to here (or if I even can), so instead here are all the equations and an explanation of how I did it.

This is based on the 7.8 seconds = 107 minutes ratio from when Jillian sent Lilith through the arc with the recording device in Season 2.

Here are some screenshots of how I set it up on a spreadsheet (you can ignore the top right section. I was just doing generic ratios of the time values for that and realized I didn’t actually need them)

Formulas:

base value of 1:

Key:

Left half is Mortal Realm times, right half is The Other Side times

Time values: seconds, minutes, hours, days, years

Row colors:

Red: seconds

Light blue: minutes

Orange: hours

Dark blue: days

Green: years

The basic multiplier is (6420/7.8), based on the 107 minutes/7.8 seconds ratio.

Equations to input into a spreadsheet (based on the Mortal Realm time values): 

X= whatever the mortal time value is (so inputted in the vibrant cell on the left side)

X is only used in the equation on the corresponding vibrant cell on the right half. The rest of the equations are based on the left half’s vibrant cell.

Use whatever the cell name box is in place of the (X) or (time value)

equations are inputted on the bottom right half

Red:

Seconds= X*(6420/7.8)

Minutes= (seconds)*60

Hours= (seconds)*3600

Days= (seconds)/86400

Years= (seconds)/31536000

Light Blue: 

Seconds= (minutes)*60

Minutes= X*(6420/7.8)

Hours= (minutes)/60

Days= (minutes)*(24*60)

Years= (minutes)/525600

Orange:

Seconds= (hours)*3600

Minutes= (hours)*60

Hours= X*(6420/7.8)

Days= (hours)/24

Years= (hours)/8760

Dark Blue:

Seconds= (days)*86400

Minutes= (days)*1440

Hours= (days)*24

Days= X*(6420/7.8)

Years= (days)/365

Green:

Seconds= (years)*31536000

Minutes= (years)*525600

Hours= (years)*8760

Days= (years)*365

Years= X*(6420/7.8)

I’m as confident as I can be with these numbers/equations, but given that this is the first time I’ve actually used the equation functions on a spreadsheet and it's been a while since I’ve done math of this type, there is a possibility that I messed up somewhere.

I had attempted at one point to add weeks and months as rows, but then the math just got so overly complicated due months not having the same number of days and then weeks just were (green row)*7, so it felt pointless to include it.

So if you’re like me and got tired of having to calculate it every time, then just pop those into a spreadsheet and have at it. Also, if you think about it, in Canon, Lilith is “dead” for approximately 4 MR days (they don’t really make keeping track of time easy in the show), which would then be about 9 years on The Other Side. Just what was Reya doing with her in all that time?

[noys-boise]

There's that Spotify meme that's like "you spent 525600 minutes listening to x" and EVERY TIME i see that

Yk what I don't need to finish this post if you know me well enough you know

[eazy-peazy54]

you know this matpat video? yeah you probably do. (before you click read more, watch it)

anyways, i have decided that it is outdated, since it is from the far past (2017)

so, i give to you, my modernized rendition of this theory, and a shit ton of math to go with it. enjoy.

here we go.

there are now 277 Spongebob episodes, so 277 x 1,320 = 365640

The bee movie is still gonna be the same length, so I copied Matpat here, so 7136 seconds OR 7136 x 365,640, which equals 2,609,207,040 seconds (holy shit)

as of today, (February 14th, 2023 (happy valentines day,)) there are 740 episodes of the Simpsons, so i did the math (740 x 2145)

meaning that there are 1,587,300 (approximately 1.5 million words) in total.

SO. THAT MEANS 1,587,300 TIMES EVERYTHING ELSE WE GOT HERE.

i am just now realizing this is gonna take ages but oh well

now it's time for every video uploaded to youtube.

so there are a LOT more videos on youtube now. (We aren't gonna count youtube shorts because hell no)

hours per minute (500) x the amount of mins in a year (525600) x the amount of years youtube has been alive (18 years. (also it turns out youtube's anniversary is today, so happy birthday youtube! :D))

so 500 x 525,600 x 18 = 4,730,400,000 hours of content. holy shit. why am i doing this.

alright, we're getting close to the end. ITS TOY STORY TIIIMEE and i am NOT counting toy story four because the meme strictly says TRILOGY.

also i am lazy.

4 hours, 36 minutes (or 16,561 seconds) 84.6% of the time, the color green is on the screen, so that means 16,561 x 84.6% = 14,011 seconds with green. (you most likely already knew this because you probably already watched the video)

matpat did the math for me here so i know that there are 34,085 syllables in the ice age pentolagy.

RECAP TIME: 365,640 seconds of spongebob x 7,136 seconds of bees x 1,587,300 simpson vowels x 4,730,400,000 hours of youtube x 14,011 seconds of green in the toy story trilogy x 34,085 syllables in the ice age pentolagy

converted into seconds: (vowels and syllables not included)

(the youtube time was very hard to calculate.)

4,730,400,000 = 149 years, 10 months and 25 days

149 years first. there are 365 days in a year so 365 x 149 = 54,385 days. 86400 seconds in a day, so 86,400 x 54,385 = 4,698,864,000 seconds (oh boy.)

the 10 months come next. there are 304.167 days in 10 months so 304.167 x 86400 seconds in a day = 26,280,028.8 seconds in total

2,160,000 seconds are in 25 days

2,160,000 + 26,280,028.8 + 4,698,864,000 = 4,727,304,028.8 seconds in total.

meaning our whole total (finally) will be the result of:

365,640 x 7,136 x 1,587,300 x 4,727,304,028.8 x 14,011 x 34,085

now. the moment you all have been waiting for. the answer. the answer that might break my computer.

im gonna do this bit by bit

365,640 x 7,136 = 2,609,207,040

2,609,207,040 x 1,587,300 = 4,141,594,334,592,000

4,141,594,334,592,000 x 4,727,304,028.8 = 19,578,575,583,572,016,804,249,600 (holy sweet mother of jesus.)

19,578,575,583,572,016,804,249,600 x 14,011 = 274,315,422,501,427,527,444,341,145,600 (WE'RE ALMOST DONE I PROMISE.)

274,315,422,501,427,527,444,341,145,600 x 34,085 = A WHOPPING 9,350,041,175,961,157,272,940,367,947,776,000 SECONDS.

9,350,041,175,961,157,272,940,367,947,776,000 seconds in total

aka: a LOT.

if you convert it into hours (which im too tired and lazy to do, since ive literally spent an hour on this. also none of the calculator sites on my computer even support the equation) please let me know

in conclusion, NEVER AGAIN. also happy birthday youtube yadda yadda yadda

in all seriousness, this was very fun. also very stressful. hope you enjoyed whatever this is

[lightningmcqueenstan]

if your google drive activity was summed up like spotify wrapped, you better spend all 525600 minutes with google slides as your top artist

ofc 🫶 the 247+ slide f1 presentation demands all my attention

[letsdiskuss24]

How many minutes in a year

[gia-dust]

Winter, spring, summer, autumn. 12 months and 365 days. 8766 hours and 525600 minutes. Of these 4 months and couple messages in week. Yes, it's few for me, but so much.

How you, so rude (kind), adult (child), platitudinous and vulgar (interesting, talented and inspired) drew attention to dull, lonely and false-capital girl? What interested you in that nasty, dirty night in me, while she was sitting opposite? Close, funny, persistent and beautiful? (We so different, but so similar).

You must be flattering me, calling me muse. It's lie, yes? Say it, admit it! I'll believe it more than in being able to inspire you. Are you sure you're not pretending? are you really having fun with me? Honestly? Tell me it again and again and then

maybe

I'll trust you.

(If you don't leave me alone before)

You've made this the best summer you question "how are you"? in morning. And I'm I tried to be as honest as possible answering you, for the first time opening anyone my soul.

You've been through too much, to take my "problems" seriously. It's true? Or false so as not to offend me? Answer me, only honestly!

and for some reason, the first one who makes me believe without a doubt, who can pull out all my secrets hidden in the depths of my soul - you. How do you do it?..

through some months I am going to give (or you me) two more weeks. and then we will part again for a long 5 months.

You promise don't leave me? Will you remember me? Honestly? You promise?

I'm will try.

(G_dst)

[drxamra-ejournal]

Monólogo

(enter stage left. Stop at bathroom mirror and:

I cannot keep waiting for a miracle

I'm always "almost there" but this time it feels

Different

Or rather it is I who is different...

I look so tired today

But I slept 12 fucking hours

Sporadically over the last 36 but still

.

.

.

I guess there is such thing as too much sleep

And the AVERAGE person does best with 8

But I know that 6ish is my sweet spot.

And I also know that tonight I'm not even getting 4

This is was Naptime is for folks!!!

Maybe in the next life or next career or

Next relationship. If there is a next I mean.

It's not that I'm ungrateful or don't love him

It is just that... We aren't even married but living alone and with roommates for 3 years has been rough. Not in big ways /usually/ but rather in the small baggy ways [like thinking busboys should learn to speak more Spanish] hahaha

It's the fact that he still acts like he can't understand when I slip a little Spanish in my communications.

Usually more nonverbal than verbal

Which as a human mammal, he should be well versed in by now. But noooooooo

Mother fucker (and I use that as a term if endearment you ass hats) but like I'm almost confident I am out of the running of becoming a centennial thanks to him! Fuck I mean all the women in my family love to be 90-somethings but loving him makes me feel like I'm fighting in a pointless war like all the men in my family did...then passed in their 60s or younger . . .

I'm not ready to die at 60.

I love and --have lost so much

And I'm not even 30 yet.

Fuckinghell man

This is a man's world AND it wouldn't be nothing without a woman or a girl.? Double negatives make my brain hurt. That is a dumb song.

Almost as dumb as some of Ron Pope's new stuff. But that's probably the point.

Splendored thing love

Lifts us up where we belong

In less than 525600 minutes

And sometimes less than one.

That's how he got me.

So the other 525599 are kinda worth it.

At least to me.

[inreach-group]

How much does a business lose from the downtime of IT infrastructure?

The total cost of downtime is made up of the following components:

— Loss of income.

It is calculated as follows - (Amount of annual sales / 525600 min) * The number of minutes of downtime. 

525600 is the number of minutes in a year.

— The cost of restoring IT infrastructure after a failure.

This is - The average hourly rate of employees involved in this * Time spent on corrections * Number of workers involved in recovery.

— The amount of losses associated with the productivity of employees.

The average hourly wage of employees not working due to downtime * Downtime * Number of such employees.

— Predictable decline in revenue due to loss of customer loyalty.

Everything is more complicated here. First you need to calculate the loss of income, and then multiply it by the percentage of repeat sales. That is, it is difficult to get its exact value in advance, before the downtime is formed. This is a “predictable” parameter.

— Predictable decline in revenue due to reputational losses.

Similar to the previous point, only here the revenue loss is multiplied by the percentage of sales to customers who came from comparison sites and social networks. Try comprehensive IT support.

[mikelxavierpincay]

I wish you a beautiful Valentine's Day 🌹 have a wonderful time. Personally. .. I want this day to be 365 days and 8760 hours, 525600 minutes, 31536000 seconds And steal those sighs from you. You are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth and without you... We are nothing. Beautiful lady 🌹 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoryV3_uMBlWmzJkC7fraZkTkJAF8uo9U4yg100/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[vesku56]

For 2023 I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of great health and 525600 lucky minutes! Happy New Year!

[mostly-ethical-hacking]

One of the most bizarre things about growing up a STEM kid in a music theatre family is going to chemistry and being able to convert directly from years to minutes bc your family sings that one song from Rent.