#54:35

[glimmerofawesome]

Zećira Mušović vs. Arsenal - January 15 2023

[invinciblerodent]

I just learned that Gale was recently revealed to be canonically 35 (I was close, my guess was 38), and it apparently has a few people feeling a bit weird about their PCs being much younger than him than they had expected

....... meanwhile I'm over here with my guy.

.......... who is 54.

I'd like to imagine that they both kind of thought the other to be roughly the same age as them, and were very, very surprised to learn that they actually have a whopping 19 year age gap???? maybe even technically 20 for a few months mid-year????

in a way that's hilarious to me, because that's like.... just close enough to not yet fall into the realm of "eh, it's fantasy, go with it", but it's also just far enough to feel like an unusually large gap- especially if we follow my little timeline of having completed the game before learning this, and consider that to mean that they likely found out after already having gotten engaged. Like it probably came up based on a perfectly innocuous remark, maybe on how young Gale's mother looks or something, and then they were just... left to kind of contend with the fact that actually, Arvid is just about old enough to be Gale's father.

It's definitely not the 178 year gap Iona and Astarion have, or the roughly 300 years between Petyr and Halsin- at that point, the difference is large enough to qualify as a "who cares". But even considering that the average dwarf can live up to like 350, and can kinda be considered to be at the same stage of their lives as a young adult human when they're in their fifties, 20 years, that's like right on the cusp of being either kinda funny, or kinda uncomfortable, depending on the day.

truly this game just keeps on giving

[thedailyvio]

Day 19

[rooolt]

Genuinely, trying to recite all the dndads episode titles off the top of my head in order is my idea of fun

[tardis--dreams]

God i could have such a chill evening if it wasn't for that doctor's appointment tomorrow morning looming over me

[dynamo-propaganda]

I miss balanced number splatfests, i miss them alot

[thekhaotickrab]

hi.

[kiilonova]

i have literally never felt like this about any other "famous" person. im fully aware that this is an insane parasocial thing and also hes exactly twice my age but consider that hes shorter than me. so basically hes my chew toy.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

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[glimmerofawesome]

[armatofu]

@realmadrid 4-0 @GironaFC

[n7india]

First T20 : हरमनप्रीत की नाबाद 54 रन की तूफानी पारी से भारत की बांग्लादेश पर सात विकेट से आसान जीत

Dhaka: कप्तान हरमनप्रीत कौर ने रविवार को शेर-ए-बांग्ला नेशनल क्रिकेट स्टेडियम में पहले टी20 मैच में बांग्लादेश के खिलाफ 35 गेंदों में नाबाद 54 रनों की तूफानी पारी खेलकर भारत को सात विकेट से आसान जीत दिलाई। भारत ने इस जीत से तीन मैचों की सीरीज में 1-0 की बढ़त बना ली। बांग्लादेश के 114/5 के स्कोर पर सीमित होने के बाद ���ीमी पिच पर 115 रनों का पीछा करते हुए, भारत ने पावर-प्ले में शैफाली वर्मा और…

[alyehliparts]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsRwc7qBWht/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[chaoticace2005]

Rules for the Hazbin Hotel, authored by Vaggie:

1. No drugs.

2. No fights.

3. No pranks.

4. No problematic language.

5. No murder (OR TERRITORIAL GENOCIDE WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL)

6. No smuggling in of drugs. Not by sticking them up your ass. Or by hiding them in a pizza box. Or by slingshotting them to the roof. Or getting someone else to. Not at all.

7. No sexual rendezvous with outsiders in the hotel. No SHOWING sexual rendezvous with strangers to people of the hotel either.

8. Make sure the pig/future pets stay in the patron’s room. (This includes eggs!!)

9. No singing Limit singing to once twice per day

10. Stop flirting with the bartender Angel

11. Don’t call Husk “Husker” unless he allows it.

12. No harassing the staff at all. This includes asking who tops.

13. Don’t suggest anything sexual/romantic to Alastor unless you want your head cut off.

14. NO CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S HEADS

15. NO EATING PEOPLE

16. NO MAKING CHARLIE CRY.

17. Don’t ask me to put my spear “inside you” Angel, what the fuck?

18. Don’t turn the interior of the hotel into a swamp?! Keep it contained in your room if you must!

19. No stabbing staff or residents. No matter how much they look like bugs! (OR IF THEYRE NAME IS ANGEL)

20. Don’t try and stab bugs if they’re within 10 feet of another demon.

21. Don’t call anyone a “bitch” OR TALK ABOUT HOW MY NAME SOUNDS LIKE “VAGINA”

22. Limit Niffty’s access to sharp objects.

23. NO DEALS ALASTOR

24. No drinking. Limit drinking at bar.

25. No mentioning the Stock Market Crash of 1929. For everyone’s benefit.

26. Don’t blow a hole in the wall.

27. Try to keep roast battles OUTSIDE the hotel. (Or stop picking fights?? Please Alastor I swear to God…)

28. No spying on the hotel for outside sources or putting technology that can be used against us.

29. No evil laughing in the middle of the night, what the fuck Alastor?

30. No building weapons/war machines.

31. No eggs! (Fine the eggs can stay.)

32. Someone please keep an eye on Niffty. (And the eggs.)

33. Stop touching people ANGEL.

34. Don’t make other people storm off HUSK.

35. Respect boundaries.

36a. If Angel looks like he’s about to pass out/cry don’t comment. Let him do his thing.

36b. Don’t try to talk to Angel if he’s on the phone with Valentino. Honestly don’t even mention his phone calls with Valentino.

37. Please don’t call Lucifer “Daddy”

38. Don’t turn into a 20 foot tall demon-eating creature unless absolutely necessary.

39. Don’t cause angry loan sharks to show up at the front door.

40. NO EXPLOSIONS!

41. Rule #2, “No fights” can be broken if the person you’re fighting is Valentino. Or Adam.

42. Don’t lie to your girlfriend or hide the fact you were secretly an angel.

43. DONT TALK ABOUT PEOPLE’S TITS (or lack of)

44. KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A BEDROOM ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE’S HAVING MAKEUP SEX

45. Don’t give people makeovers while they’re sleeping, ANGEL!

46. Don’t pretend to eat someone’s pet, ALASTOR

47. Don’t die.

48. I never want to hear the words “cum-plete” again.

49. STOP HAVING FIGHTS ACROSS THE BUILDING LUCIFER AND ALASTOR!!

50. If Charlie is passed out on the couch LET HER SLEEP

51. No making bombs in the hotel Cherri!

52. Stop breaking rules and then saying it’s “FOR SIR PENTIOUS!”

53. Angel don’t try to shoot someone if they break spaghetti.

54. Don’t break spaghetti. Or “ruin” Italian food. Whatever the fuck that means. This apparently includes pineapple on pizza.

55. Don’t mention Valentino unless Angel brings him up first.

56. Don’t comment on Angel and Husk’s flirting.

57. Only call Angel “Anthony” if things are serious (or if you’re Husk)

58. Don’t use any of the nicknames Husk and Angel use for each other. This includes but is not limited to: “Whiskers”, “Legs”, “Kitty”, “Webs”, “Tony”, “Love”, and “Baby.”

59. It’s better not to question whatever facts Husk gives about his past.

60. Family dinners at 6 pm unless you can’t make it due to prior obligation. Game nights after on Sundays.

61. No hunting people for sport and NO KNIFE MONOPOLY.

62. Don’t attach knives to a roomba so you can have a “boyfriend” Niffty.

63. Keep Niffty away from Roombas.

64. Alastor, treat people with decency. Really, it’s not that hard.

65. No making giant ducks that breathe fire to chase people around the hotel just because they call you short.

66. Therapy. Everyone.

67. DONT HAVE SEX ON THE BAR WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!

68. If Valentino enters the property you have permission to stab him.

69. “Hell is forever” is bullshit. You guys aren’t. You can do this.

[twojewnetrza]

Nowy GARDEN: luksusowe meble i oświetlenie z dostawą kurierską.

lub przesyłka kurierska Kiedy szukasz niesamowitego oświetlenia do swojego domu, trzeba sprawdzić lampę wiszącą BENIRRAS 35 od New Garden. Ta bezprzewodowa lampa wygląda wyjątkowo, gdyż jest wykonana ręcznie z naturalnych włókien. Nie wymaga instalacji, ponieważ ma wbudowaną przenośną żarówkę o jasności 900 lumenów. Została wyposażona w pilot, dzięki któremu można ją włączać, wyłączać oraz regulować intensywność. Oprawa posiada klasę szczelności IP 54 i ma litową baterię 3 x 2000 mAh. Przy bezpośrednim ładowaniu bateria ma długość żywotności aż do 20 godzin, co jest bardzo wygodne. Ma 42 diody LED, które dają jasne światło o temperaturze 2700 K. Można ją ładować za pomocą wejścia MicroUSB 5VDC z kablem długości 3 m. W zestawie znajduje się także kabel adaptera o długości 1 m. New Garden jest producentem luksusowych mebli i oświetlenia, który powstał w 2010 roku w Hiszpanii. Firma specjalizuje się w projektowaniu i produkcji ekologicznych, funkcjonalnych i nowoczesnych mebli i lamp. Zespół projektowy składa się z uznanych na świecie architektów, którzy tworzą produkty o wyjątkowej jakości. Każdy produkt New Garden jest tworzony zgodnie z zasadami zrównoważonego rozwoju, co oznacza, że wszystkie materiały pochodzą z recyklingu i są przyjazne dla środowiska. Wszystkie produkty są również testowane przez niezależne laboratoria, aby zapewnić najwyższą jakość i bezpieczeństwo. Produkty New Garden są dostępne w sklepach na całym świecie, w tym w Europie, Azji, Ameryce Północnej i Południowej oraz Afryce.

[niteview]

I FINALLY GOT 8 HOURS OF SLEEP 😭😭😭