John Egbert, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Jake English, Tavrosprite, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas
Act 6, page 7479-7485
JOHN: oh, hey terezi!
TEREZI: H3LLO, 3GB3RT
JOHN: guess our plan worked out pretty well, huh?
JOHN: this session is in MUCH better shape than the last time i saw it.
JOHN: you really bailed us out!
TEREZI: YOU'R3 W3LCOM3
JOHN: i mean, not that... you SPECIFICALLY had anything to do with it.
JOHN: you were as much the beneficiary of your future self's crafty schemes as i was.
JOHN: so don't get too smug!!!
TEREZI: NO, 1'M PR3TTY COMFORT4BL3 B31NG SMUG, 4ND T4K1NG CR3D1T FOR FUTUR3 M3'S 1D34S
TEREZI: 1'V3 4LW4YS B33N ON 3XC3LL3NT T3RMS W1TH MY FUTUR3 S3LF
TEREZI: SH3 4ND 1 G3T 4LONG F4MOUSLY >:]
JOHN: pff, ok. whatever you say.
JOHN: oh, that reminds me...
JOHN: i know the scarf agenda wasn't really YOUR idea per se...
JOHN: but do you have any idea what all that stuffed dragon shit was about?
JOHN: did that like...
JOHN: actually serve a purpose in the time line?
JOHN: or were you just fucking with me?
TEREZI: 1 W4S 4LMOST C3RT41NLY FUCK1NG W1TH YOU
JOHN: ok, wow. great.
JOHN: good to know.
JOHN: thanks for that, terezi. that was a really awesome use of our time.
TEREZI: 1'M GL4D W3 4R3 1N COMPL3T3 4GR33M3NT
VRISKA: W8, what?
VRISKA: What's this a8out stuffed dragons?
VRISKA: Terezi, what stupid thing did you make John do?
TEREZI: 1 JUST S3NT H1M ON 4 F3W TOT4LLY 1ND1SP3NS1BL3, M1SS1ON CR1T1C4L 3RR4NDS 1S 4LL
TEREZI: NO B1G D34L
JOHN: yeah, forget it.
JOHN: long story short is, i got owned, the end.
JOHN: by the way, good to see you again vriska!
VRISKA: Good to see you too, John!
JOHN: it's cool that you're alive now, instead of being a cunning ghost pirate.
JOHN: i think your, um, *ways* probably are more valuable to have here, in the land of the living.
JOHN: at least... i hope so??
VRISKA: I couldn't agree more!
VRISKA: I never got a chance to thank you for knocking me out a few years ago. I mean... o8viously? 8ecause I was unconscious.
VRISKA: 8ut thanks for that. I was 8eing an idiot, and deserved it.
VRISKA: And as a 8onus, it apparently saved my life???????? So, thanks.
VRISKA: You're a real friend. ::::)
JOHN: don't mention it!
VRISKA: I've received quite a few 8eatings in my time, and not only did I have each one coming, 8ut they all led to 8ig changes for me, on the road to 8ecoming the impecca8ly evolved person I am now.
VRISKA: So 8y that measure, it was pro8a8ly the most critical smackdown of my entire life!
JOHN: that's cool.
JOHN: if you ever need another really important punch in the face, just let me know. i'm your man.
JOHN: rose!
ROSE: Hi, John.
JOHN: hi!!!
JOHN: nice to see you, alive and well again.
JOHN: not to mention in the correct time line!
ROSE: Yes, you did it.
ROSE: I'm still a bit unclear on exactly what it was you did, but whatever it was, you sure did the hell out of it.
JOHN: yeah!!!!!
ROSE: Thank you for returning with my m-
ROSE: My, um.
ROSE: M,
ROSE: My Roxy.
ROXY: :D :D :D :D :D
ROSE: Thank you for returning with my Roxy, is obviously the remark I meant to say, and is the statement of a reasonable person.
JOHN: of course!
JOHN: really, it is so good to see you.
JOHN: i'd give you a hello hug, but you seem kinda tied up at the moment.
JOHN: oh my gosh, how cute.
JOHN: hello, um...
JOHN: jake, right?
JAKE: I...
JAKE: Yes.
JOHN: you sent me a letter once, right?
JOHN: in the box full of weapons, and a rabbit?
JAKE: Oh.
JAKE: Yeah.
JAKE: Um yeah that was me.
JOHN: thanks for that!
JOHN: that was cool. it made me really curious to meet you.
JAKE: Right.
JAKE: Me too.
JOHN: ...
JAKE: I mean.
JAKE: Curious to meet you not me.
JAKE: Not the letter i mean that didnt make me...
JAKE: I mean i was always curious to
JAKE: Dog gone it.
JOHN: what?
JAKE: Just
JAKE: I had stuff i wanted to say when we met.
JAKE: Theres so many people here.
JAKE: I dont...
JAKE: Sorry.
JOHN: it's ok!
JOHN: i understand, i'm shy too.
JOHN: let's catch up some time, just you and me. man to man.
JAKE: Ooh!
JAKE: Roger that.
JOHN: oh, hey tavros.
JOHN: looks like... you're here too?
TAVROSPRITE: hHHHHELL, dEFINITELY,
TAVROSPRITE: bUT, dON'T WORRY,
TAVROSPRITE: i'M NOT VERY SHY,
JOHN: yeah, i know.
TAVROSPRITE: sO YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO SAY AS MANY THINGS TO ME IN A CONVERSATION, aS YOU WANT,
JOHN: that's, uh... nice to know.
JOHN: maybe later!
JOHN: hi dave!
DAVE: hey bro
JOHN: you're back, and alive!
JOHN: all because of me.
DAVE: i guess thats the thing were all accepting as true yeah
JOHN: it's ok, there's no need to thank me.
DAVE: i mean i wasnt going to but like not as a means of being an arbitrary dick to my number one childhood pal from the past
DAVE: i have literally no first hand cognizance of ever being in danger i just fucked around on a meteor for a bunch of years
DAVE: and here i am and so are you
DAVE: which i think is pretty dope
JOHN: it is very dope. :)
JOHN: hey karkat, don't leave me hanging here.
KARKAT: WHAT?
JOHN: there is more than enough fist bump to go around for everybody.
JOHN: i left it hanging there just for you, but you are leaving me high and dry here dude.
DAVE: karkat holy shit where are your manners
DAVE: leaving a fist unbumped like that this is a new low
KARKAT: OH MY GOD
KARKAT: YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR FIST THERE "HANGING" FOR ME
KARKAT: YOU FIST BUMPED DAVE, THEN WITHDREW YOUR FIST TO SAY SOME THINGS
KARKAT: AND THEN RE-OFFERED YOUR FIST TO ME, THE *MOMENT* YOU SAID DON'T "LEAVE ME HANGING"
KARKAT: I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES!
JOHN: karkat, wow that is really pedantic!
JOHN: and now you actually ARE leaving me hanging, in order to explain your nonsense.
JOHN: i'm this close to revoking your bumping privileges!
DAVE: god damnit
DAVE: here
DAVE: strider to the rescue
DAVE: the fist bump has been secured
KARKAT: DAVE NO
KARKAT: FUCK!
KARKAT: I WANTED TO DO IT OF MY OWN VOLITION!
KARKAT: THIS DOESNT'T COUNT, IT'S NOT REAL
JOHN: oh, it's real buddy!
KARKAT: NO, I'M GOING TO FIST BUMP YOU LATER, WHEN I'M FEELING IT, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING NATURAL.
KARKAT: MARK MY WORDS!
JOHN: we'll see, karkat.
JOHN: we'll see.
DAVE: wrecked
JOHN: hey dave...
JOHN: why is jade asleep?
JOHN: and also teen nanna.
JOHN: or, jane i mean.
DAVE: oh uh
DAVE: yeah vriska had to knock them out
JOHN: what??
JOHN: why?
DAVE: they were kickin up a ruckus
JOHN: can you wake them up?
VRISKA: DON'T WAKE THEM UP!!!!!!!!
JOHN: !!!
DAVE: yeah we cant
DAVE: some kind of brainwashing thing going on
DAVE: gotta keep em napping
DAVE: especially jade im sure you know what kind of crooked ass baloneyfuck powers she got
DAVE: cant let her turn those against us
JOHN: right.
DAVE: she should be pretty psyched to see you though
JOHN: you think?
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: um
DAVE: i dunno if you know this or not but
DAVE: apparently along the way our version of john died
DAVE: so she made the whole trip without you
JOHN: oh no!
DAVE: yeah this timeline was gearing up to be pretty tragic i guess but then you sorta deus exxed out of nowhere and spared us those sadtimes
DAVE: i mean from your point of view i guess it isnt deus ex shit you were just the normal john you always were all zipping around like a nerdy hypergod saving everything from whatever
DAVE: but from our standpoint you just kinda yanked yourself out of random ass nothing but hey you know what ill take it
JOHN: man.
JOHN: i had no idea.
JOHN: i guess that's what typheus meant?
JOHN: that's so sad...
JOHN: poor jade!
JOHN: i can't believe she had to spend all that time on the ship thinking i was dead...
JOHN: i mean, i guess i WAS dead. but...
JOHN: you know what i mean.
JOHN: are you sure we can't wake her up for a second, just so she can see i'm alright?
VRISKA: >::::|
DAVE: feel free but i have a feeling youll just be joining her nap if you try
JOHN: darn.
JOHN: i guess we'll have to catch up later.
JOHN: hey, what about dave sprite?
DAVE: dead
JOHN: noooo!
JOHN: that sucks too!
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: i guess so
JOHN: you guess??
DAVE: its a weird subject for me
DAVE: like
DAVE: the guy was always on borrowed time wasnt he
DAVE: i mean that was his whole "thing" right
JOHN: i dunno.
JOHN: i'll miss him anyway, even if he isn't the "real dave".
JOHN: i kinda feel bad for ever thinking of him as a less real version, actually.
DAVE: yeah hes me and exactly what i would be like if i was a moping existential bird so its kind of embarrassing to even talk about ok
DAVE: i guess it is """sad""" but you know a lot of versions of me have died
DAVE: lots of versions of all of us including you
DAVE: isnt whats important that certain dubiously categorized iterations of ourselves are all alive here and now and hanging out
JOHN: yeah, that is what's important!
JOHN: i guess there will be time to reflect on everything that was lost later, like dead time clones and double dead ghosts, or other such hogwash.
JOHN: right now i'm still so excited to see everybody.
JOHN: there's so much crazy stuff for us all to catch up on...
JOHN: i don't even know where to start, it's overwhelming!
DAVE: dont stress over it
DAVE: we still have some time to kill before shit starts getting real in this session
DAVE: at least according to our vriska in chief
JOHN: what do you mean?
DAVE: all the bad guys are still just outside the incipisphere
DAVE: they wont converge here until a few hours or so
DAVE: so lets all just sit back a while and shoot the shit
DAVE: and i do mean empty our clips into the shit, like really pump that turd full of lead
DAVE: right up until she gets bossy again and commandeers our fly brotimes with more shrill tactical exhortations
JOHN: ok, that sounds great!
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would you mind listing your favourite 14 numbers for me? i want to compare mine with the favourites of others
In no particular order I really like the following:
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