#75weekender

[toomuchracket]

v for my beloved office nerd pls 🤭

hi my love

v - volume

oh my god he is SO LOUD. i mean, he has the good grace to bite his lip or kiss you to muffle his whining if you're getting up to Shenanigans at work, but in the safety of your respective houses he is NOT shy with the noises. it's a real ego boost, actually, that he's so vocal with the whimpers and moans of your name right out the gate, but your favourite is when his breath goes all shaky and he swears and his voice cracks when you do something he loves. and when he's about to cum? he's gasping out pleas and rambling at the speed of light, half-conscious mutters about how good he feels and how thankful he is and how much he needs you to let him cum; when he does, he makes this kinda feral cracking moan noise that actually you think would be motivation enough to get you off too, and then he just murmurs praises and "thank you" into your neck while you both recover. yeah, he's an enthusiastic one <3

[toomuchracket]

hello my lovely friend i would love to hear about sweetheart george’s kinks… 😇 love u and ill be back

- wreckedandpolemic 🌟

hello my love u r either going to love me or hate me for what i'm about to say <3

existing lore of the sweetheart universe is that you have plans to study languages at uni and go on to be a translator, and this happens. to that end, george finds it really fucking sexy when he hears you talk in languages that aren't english - like, you try to practice for your speaking exams with him and he just looks at you with heart eyes and doesn't take in a word lol.

george also really likes dirty talk.

so, naturally, when you fire in a word/phrase in another language while you're sat on his lap at a party and whispering about how much you want him to take you upstairs and make you cum... yeah he's breaking the sound barrier in his haste to get you alone and off. when you go on holiday together and you're on the phone ordering room service and you've just fucked and he's still in the mood? good luck trying to keep your voice steady while he's got his head between your legs, babe. actually, that's another kink of his - some weird little form of exhibitionism that involves him doing his best to distract you from phone calls or dinner conversations by sneaking his head or hand between your thighs. he's a little shit actually. but he takes good care of you <3

[toomuchracket]

hiii mads omfg❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥you already know i’m going to ask about sweetheart g so i’m wondering your thoughts re: d + i

ur an actual saint btw these are everything

hi angel!!

d - dirty secret

omg this is kinda sorta sad but while you're broken up he accidentally on more than one occasion has called his hookups by your name because he's still so down bad. when you get back together and he tells you this, you're actually kinda obsessed - you look him in the eye and lick so slowly up his dick before kissing the tip and being like "so, this is mine? just mine?", and george just whines "always will be - oh, FUCK" as you start to give him what ends up being the sloppiest most incredible head of all time. a little while later, he actually gets your name tattooed on his lower stomach, right above his base, just to signify who he belongs to. you joke that it's a tramp stamp, but actually you're obsessed with it - you're each other's happily ever after, after all <3

[toomuchracket]

and for my third and final trick May i ask for sweetheart g + toys… lowkey im dizzy thinking about it

- wreckedandpolemic

oh my god now i'm thinking about being like 18 and dragging him into ann summers with you so he can help you pick out some new swimsuits and underwear for going on holiday... he short-circuits at the idea of that as is, and when he genuinely has to walk away from you holding some lace-scrap set with a smirk on your face like "i think i'll get this" he turns a corner and is AGHAST at the sex toy section he had no idea existed. and when you join him, biting your lip to keep from giggling at george's face, you notice he keeps flicking glances towards the vibrators - you rest your head on his arm in a way that looks almost cute, and murmur "those little bullet ones look like they'd be ideal to put in a suitcase. interesting", and george is like "yeah... and there's money off them... seems like a good deal", and you're like "very... i think i should get one". so yes! it goes on holiday with you, and it gets put to use, and that's the story of how george got really obsessed with using vibrators on you lol. when you're both older and he has more money? he's getting you a bluetooth one, absolutely. and yes of course he's sneakily setting it off while he's onstage and you're in the wings being all cute and supportive. cheeky shit <3

[toomuchracket]

☆tmr wild weekend☆

fri 24th - sun 26th may

let's build some lore (but also get smutty...)!!

below the cut is a list of prompts you'll likely be familiar with, from the multiple nsfw alphabets posted by the amazing writers of 75blr (aka my friends!!). pick a letter, pick a tmr au, put them both in an ask, and i'll answer!! everything will be tagged as usual, but also with 75weekender in case you want to see everything

some ground rules...

1. please don't start sending asks in until tomorrow, i'm only posting now so you can prepare

2. this is a full-weekend event. please don't duplicate your asks - i'm not ignoring you i SWEAR i'll get to them. patience is appreciated!!

3. to that end, i'm going to cap it at three asks per person - obviously if you're anon i won't know, but i'd appreciate if you heeded this request. i am just a girl doing all this by myself, after all, and i think this is a good way to stop it all being overwhelming or impossible to do!!

4. please be nice 😭😭

alright. thank you, as always, for the support. love you guys. have fun!! <3

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[toomuchracket]

j for office nerd! xx

j - jack off (wank)

the night before you kissed for the first time, when you went to the first gig together and held hands, he woke up in a cold sweat in the early hours of the morning after having the most hyper-realistic wet dream of his life about you; naturally, he had to get himself off. he felt lowkey bad about it, but it was the best orgasm he'd ever had in his life up until that point - that is, until the following night, where he learned firsthand what your lips and tongue feel like, and wanked to an orgasm so strong that he nearly blacked out in the shower. since you guys got together, he doesn't do it as much - like i said, you're determined to deepthroat him, so most of his boners end up being resolved by blowjobs - unless you're having phone sex, which he's truly a fan of. but all he had was his hand, at one point, so now he'll take any opportunity to get off without using it lmao <3

[toomuchracket]

v for birthday party! 💞

v - volume

actually not as loud as you might think! he's vocal, yeah, but he much prefers channeling that into moaning and dirty talking right in your ear or against your lips or neck or your shoulder if he's behind you. you're awful at taking compliments, but he's making sure as FUCK that you hear them when he's fucking you. it's all very strategic; that is, until he gets close, and then he just rambles and slurs praise and pleas and moans and whatever else right into you. really intimate. hot as fuck <3

[toomuchracket]

z for office nerd <3 !!

he yaps when he gets excited, so even though he's knackered after sex he's quite chatty. and you do your best to listen and respond, but inevitably your eyes will start fluttering closed; matty just smiles softly and whispers "go to sleep, my darling. we'll talk in the morning, yeah?" and you nod like "m'sorry. thank you. sweet dreams, angel" and snuggle into him and conk out lol. he never stays awake for too long after that, just a few more mins of looking lovingly at you and kissing your forehead before he's murmuring "my perfect girl" and falling asleep himself. sweet boy <3

[toomuchracket]

f for office nerd i beg

f - favourite position

cowgirl! he gets to be completely at your mercy and feel you up and appreciate how beautiful you are when you're riding him, but there's also potential for him to be the one making the effort and fucking up into you when you need him to. idk i just have visions of him looking up at you all sweaty and flushed and awestruck. lovely <3

[toomuchracket]

f w bday party 🤭🤭🤭

hi darling

f - favourite position

as much as the name gives me the ick... mating press, definitely. he's as close as he can physically be to you, and he can fuck you until you're shaking - it's PERFECT. that, and your foreheads pressed together, and both of you whispering "i love you" in between moans... dreamy <3

[toomuchracket]

D or K for office nerd (my beloved) 🙂‍↕️

hi lovely!!

let's say... d - dirty secret

has actually used your underwear to wank after you stayed at his and just chucked them in the laundry and then felt so bad about it that he just threw them out and bought an exact replica to give you lol. he just really missed you and got turned on when he saw the panties and remembered taking them off you so he could eat you out. it's not even like you'd mind that he did that (well, maybe the fact he didn't just come over and fuck you instead would annoy you), but he just never ever says. bless him <3

[toomuchracket]

A, F or I with office nerd - your choice!! (hoping this will help in case of double ups 🥰) (extremely excited for this weekend’s activities) (ily!!!)

hi lovely!! will answer one rn because i think we have multiples for them all!! lysm!!

I - intimacy

i doubt this'll be a surprise to anyone, but holy shit sex with him is always an intimate affair. even when it's rougher, he just has such an inherent tenderness towards you that makes you just glow; he thanks you profusely for everything you do for and with him (which actually drives you insane like how can someone be so sweet), and he just looks at you like you're the most beautiful thing in the world all the time. for those of you caught up with bridgerton, you know that one clip of colin in the carriage looking at pen? yeah, that's how matty looks at you. and he quite likes making things romantic for you, too - there's no bath in your flat, but you like them, so he keeps your favourite candles and bubble bath at his house in case you want one, and more often than not you invite him in with you and end up kissing sweetly then having really slow tender sex. and of COURSE he's got a playlist for it lmao <3

[toomuchracket]

need X for office nerd i fear…

x - x-ray

to put it bluntly... he's hung. like, to the point where you can't actually take him all in your mouth. mind you, you're determined to do it someday, and while matty won't lie and say the thought doesn't make him weak in the knees he's also like "babe please i don't want you to get hurt just so you can suck my dick". which, like, adorable of him, but you just want to be good and take it all. anyway! yeah. he's packing. kinda feels like you're being split in two when he fucks you, but in a good way. delicious <3

[toomuchracket]

and with that, wild weekend is officially over!!

thank you so much for getting involved - over 70 slutty bits of lore dropped in three days, and more fic ideas than i can comprehend as a result. love you all forever <3

[toomuchracket]

quickie with d word. the bjs backstage 🤭

i realised earlier that the consumption wanky bit was still a thing not long after you guys first started sleeping together and honestly getting to see your hot older boyf gratuitously touch himself every night AT WORK does a total number on you - the nights where there are guests backstage are a nightmare, because you both have to go and see them before leaving the venue, but if there's nobody... rest assured you're sneaking out of the greenroom after the show with the excuse of checking something, and matty's following a minute or so later to find you already on your knees. he never lasts long, because he's so riled up, but he more than compensates back in his hotel room, usually in the shower. you've actually fucked backstage, too, on festival days where you have a bit more freedom to just show up before the boys' allocated set time, and it actually honestly might be the best motivator for matty lmao. bro is calm and refreshed and rejuvenated and happy, and so are you, sitting at the side of the stage with his cum pooling in your underwear. lovely stuff <3

[toomuchracket]

Intimacy for D Word Matty 🤧

honestly, it depends on how much of a brat you've been and how daddy he has to be lmfao. but even then he can't resist caressing your face and being like "m'annoyed at you, yeah, but my god you're fucking gorgeous. got me fucking whipped, don't you, letting you get away with being too much of a brat? but you're my good girl, really, princess, i know. you'll be good for daddy now, yeah? there you go, there's my sweet girl". he's a sappy bitch at heart, no matter how many orgasms he threatens to deny you - loves being close to you, fucking you deep, cooing praises against your lips, reminding you he loves you... yeah. he likes it intimate <3