#99% of gamblers quit before a big win

[guiscd]

> Foekoe Gaming - 100%ing Buckshot Roulette RUINED ME…

[woundlingus]

I’m gonna be 100 million dollars richer in the morning you guys just wait and see

[shrimpgirlonline]

happy new year everyone, my new year's resolution is to start gambling! #99%OfAllGamblersQuitBeforeTheirBigWin #It'sNeverTooLateToStartGambling #hopecore♡

[plauge-doctor-hefflthorn]

I do NOT have a gambling addiction, I can quit whenever I want. Just after this one last spin

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[reverend-red]

[dookielarue]

99% of gamblers quit before they win it big !! (joke)

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[retrotenn]

99% of gamblers quit before they win big !!!!!!!!!!

[aur3lia-aurita]

did you know: 99% of gamblers quit RIGHT before they win it big!!!

[benusbanus]

The trend

99% of the gamblers quit before they big win🤑

[razorblade180]

Trying the Odds

Caelus:110 tickets! What are the odds we fuck this up royally!?

Stelle:Do you want actual numbers? I’m still of the opinion this idea is dumb. We are in desperate need of lightning allies. We skipped Kafka, you’re ignoring Jing Yuan, and Acheron is right around the corner; yet here we are trying to invite the unhinged psychopath!?

E1 Qingque:Don’t listen to her! Life is about risk!

E5 Sampo: Life is about surprises!

Hanya:We are on both. Why are you two so passionate about this?

Stelle:We have to win a 50/50 at 0 pity as well. This could go terribly w-

Caelus:Do you remember last time when I supported you?

Last time

Stelle:*hitting the floor* Just this once! Let me be selfish! Let me get bring Blade here please!!!!! I know it’s a risk but I don’t care!

xxxxx

Stelle:…*looks left*

Blade:*resting*

Stelle:I will let you win this one, but I’m not comforting you if you end up crying.

Caelus:I won’t cry. Besides with reckless odds like these, I’m positive Sparkle will appreciate the madness. *feeds tickets*

Stelle:That’s not exactly how that works.

Ticket Shines

Stelle:H-How many was that?

Caelus:40 tickets.

Stelle:You can’t keep getting away with this. There’s actually no way.

Qingque: They say 99% of gamblers quit right before they make it big.

Sparkle: *skips out* And I for one applaud the one percent!

Stelle:Well then…I guess I’m the fool today. Alls well that ends well I suppose.

Sparkle:Oh? Who says we’re done? Now the real fun begins! I sense a kindred spirit that yearns for the thrill of risky plays.

Qingque:…All I ask for is E4. I will be nice.

Stelle:Caelus.

Caelus:I’m thinking.

Stelle:CAELUS!

Jing Yuan, distantly: AT LEAST CHANGE BANNERS!!! DON’T LET HER TRICK YOU.

xxxxxx

Sparkle:Aww and I thought I had you.

Caelus:I’m reckless, not stupid.

E6 Sampo:Bravo!

E4 Hanya: Well played

E4 Qingque:VICTORY!!!

Stelle:Maybe my problem is I don’t gamble hard enough?

Blade:I’m positive it isn’t.

[meowquill]

crocodile would be like "hey did you know that 99% of gamblers quit right before they win big" as a pick up line

[showerthoughts-lol]

It could entirely be possible that 99% of gamblers quit before they win big.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

[theoghellextreme]

99% of gamblers quit before they win big 🤑🤑

[purewavelengthsoflight]

Does your sister have a tumblr

IM TRYING SO HARD TO FORCE HER TO GET TUMBLR... AND IM NOT QUITTING BECAUSE 99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE WINNING BIG!!!!!!

[distxrtionist]

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Rambling about literally anything (do NOT let me yap)

Gambling away my in-game fortunes

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99% of all gamblers quit before they win big. Be the 1%!!

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