Who introduces themselves like that... Lmao what kinda....
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I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
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i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h
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Send me a Dm on Telegram: @Goddess_Lucy34 . if you want your fantasies to come to reality 💦
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This line about how even the other gay people you find annoying or sell outs or who live their life in the exact opposite way you do are still part of the tribe was written in 1977 but should be plastered on the internet today
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The vote is now closed.
It's been 27560 days or 75.5 years😱😭😭😭
Accordingly, my unlock day is 14.01.2100
Thanks to everyone for commenting, reblogging and liking...you've put me in lifelong chastity....😱😭😭
If I want to get out of the cage again, I have to be over 102 years old...
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And you must be ready to accept that always
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