#A lot of that shit is just lazy coding for ALL players

[cadybear420]

Look, I completely understand that plenty of m!MC players (mlw route players included) prefer to play their MC with more masculine or masc-associated behaviors. Like, I'm about as "All MCs should have options in how you make them act/behave" as you can get, it's really that simple.

But there's a HUGE difference between "I like to play mlw routes and I personally prefer my MC to have the more masc roles, I'd like MCs to be written with those options" and "MC behaving effeminitely or having more fem roles even with a m!MC/mlw route makes no sense and is poor coding for m!MCs". If you want more options for how MCs behave then I 100% sympathize with that, but the moment you start crying about how "unrealistic" or "behaving like a woman" it is for m!MC to giggle or cry be saved by the LI or whatever the fuck, it's very difficult to take that seriously.

[ryuucam]

SHAKE YOUR HIPS!

⋆｡𖦹°‧ nsfw hcs for the u-20 captain :p but in alphabetical order

contains bf!aiku, blackcat!reader hehe, breeding, cockwarming, size difference, scent kink, panty sniffing, corruption, phone sex, voyeurism, daddy kink, slight public sex, anal and watersports mentioned once, oral (m and f receiving), threesome, lots of pet names, he is ooc but a girl can dream

notes he’s so fine I NEED HIM omg.. this is.. kind of self ship coded but what can we do .. reqs are open

a, aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

oliver has intense stamina, as expected from one of the top soccer players in japan, but even he feels exhausted after sex. still, he’s the ever so reliable team captain, so you best believe he’ll look out for you. sometimes, he’ll slip out of you, carry you to the bath and spend the next 30 minutes scrubbing your body clean (unsurprisingly sneaking in some squeezes to your tits), then dry you and dress you up personally. some other times, when he’s feeling lazy, he stays buried in your heat, letting his cock soften inside you, keeping you stuffed full of his cum. you can whine all you want, but it’s not exactly easy to move when you have a muscle monster sprawled on top of you. either way, he’s nuzzling his face in the crook of your neck, peppering kisses on your skin until you fall asleep (or he does).

b, body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

hmm, kind of hard to tell. he loves touching, squeezing, tickling every part of your body. buuuut, he can’t deny he loves your boobs. oliver feels like flying each time he sees your tits jiggle when you jump or walk, given that you’re usually way too shy to purposefully show off your body. he loves how soft they are, regardless of their size, but he just gets a little bit more aroused when his hands struggle to grab all of your mounds. even if it’s not frequently, sometimes he likes to suck on them, sexually or not, finding comfort in the feeling. seriously, he loves it all, boobjobs, paizuri, nipple sucking, push up bras… give him a pair of tits and he’s a happy man.

for him, it’s kind of hard to tell as well. on one hand, he likes his eyes, since it was so easy to draw you in thanks to them. on the other, he likes his muscles: his biceps, his thighs, his chest… he’s just way bigger than you, and aiku has to admit that he gets a sick kick from watching you squirm and shy away when he pressed his body against yours.

c, cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

his cum is thick, overwhelming, sticky, making it hard to swallow (exactly what arouses him the most). it spurts out in fat globes, slowly dripping down his length. it’s white, almost a pearly color.

aiku likes his cum on your body. well, a good breeding session is not something he’ll say no to, but seeing in on your body just makes him hard again. he likes painting your tits, a shit eating grin on his face whenever he sees your pretty nipples all covered by it. he likes staining your thighs white, and likes seeing it drip down to your folds. speaking of your pussy, he likes cumming on it, rather than in it. the way it twitches when the warm fluid slips in is a sight aiku wants to see until the day he dies.

d, dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

gets off on how shy you are. disgustingly so. every little thing you do, be it stretching, having a lollypop in your mouth, licking something, gets his cock hard and leaking within seconds. huge corruption guy. almost came in his pants when he saw your cleavage for the first time, and actually came when you let him touch you for the first time (not even sex, just groping your clothed tits. pathetic). hmm, i also think he has a thing for scent, especially the scent of your cunny that lingers on your used panties, which he promptly slips in his pockets (and when he gives them back, there’s a 50/50 chance that they’re either squeaky clean, folded and right in your panty drawer, or they’re stuffed with cum and left as a gift on your bed).

e, experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

50/50 that he’s a virgin. i saw some people saying that he acts all tuff but he still hasn’t fucked anyone (definitely gotten a few blowjobs here and there, and fingered some girls, just to get some experience). or, he’s not, has had way too many one night stands that he’s not used to lovemaking, making him all shy and red when he fucks you for the first time. either way, your first time together will be something he holds very close to his heart.

f, favorite position (this goes without saying)

hmm, depends on the day. most of the time he likes missionary, mating press if he’s feeling frisky, call him basic but he likes seeing your face. be it because he loves you and wants to feel as intimate as he can, or because he just likes the fucked out face you make when he thrusts into you. likes kissing you during sex, and since he’s gross he also loves sucking on your tongue, the more spit, the better. when he’s feeling tired from particularly hard practice, though, he likes making you ride him. tits out, thighs burning from the ache, body on full display for him - aiku just sits back and enjoys the show you’re putting on for him. in a cowgirl position, you get even shyer and red in the face, so bonus points for that!! plus, his cock feels even thicker like this. win-win, right?

g, goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

the first time you had sex, he did his best to not seem too imposing, afraid to scare his sweetheart away. with time, he lets loose a little, cracking small jokes, letting out breathy laughs when you whine too much, soft smiles when you cry. oliver can be a tease, rubbing your clothed clit until you soak your panties, or can be a love smitten fool, letting out soft i love yous when he cums inside of you.

h, hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

HAPPY TRAIL!!!!! dark hair, similar to the blue-black hair on his head. he trims it, so it’s not too untamed and makes his privates look more clean and appealing. shaves almost every part of his body, except for his fuck ass stubble, so don’t worry about telling him anything. aiku will NOT let go of the happy trail though, especially since he has accidentally exposed it once during a match. he spent the rest of the evening looking at the tweets of people thirsting over it, and decided to keep it unshaven in hopes to woo you.

i, intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

before you, he was the n1 one night stand warrior, occasionally having some friends with benefits, but nothing worth getting all emotional over. after you, aiku fell in love with more intimate sessions. call him a sap, but nothing compares to dimmed lights, low volume music in the background, and the soft sounds you make when he touches you. during those times, he doesn’t worry about anything else but you, your body, your pleasure. soft rubs on your clit, slow strokes of his digits in your cunny, while he gently sucks on your tits, cock prodding at your thighs. he’s completely encapsulated by you, barely whispering soft praises. other times, he’s just mean, fucking you into the mattress so hard that you gasp for air. still loves you though, but sometimes he just needs to fuck his stress away.

j, jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn’t do it as often as when he was single, but still does it when he’s away from you for too long. before dating, he’s a bit ashamed to admit that he pumped his cock way too often to the thought of you, always shooting thick ropes of cum from imagining what kind of panties you were wearing that day, how your hand would feel wrapped around him, or any other lewd thing he could get his mind to think about. now, he only jerks off as a last resort if he can’t have you, but his cock’s too stubborn to go down. he calls you, panting in your ear about how he’s so fucking hard, baby, and how he misses your pretty pussy so much. if it’s a video call, he begs you to show him your boobs, your cunny, whatever it is to keep him going, but he knows you get shy, so he’ll just act like he doesn’t hear the squelching sounds of your poor cunt.

k, kinks (one or more of their kinks)

freak!! anyways … he def has a thing for size difference, as i’ve said before, he loves how bigger he is compared to you. no matter your height, weight, it’s kind of hard to not be smaller than a 190cm tall soccer player. he likes seeing the bulge his cock forms when he’s fucking you, and gets impossibly harder when you notice it too and get even more embarrassed.

loves pet names, especially those that take a while to come out of your mouth because they’re “too embarrassing, oli..”. so he just has to reward you when you finally call him daddy. he thinks he’s a bit sick in the head but hearing your soft voice saying daddy, ‘s too much just makes him cum faster and harder. anything for his sweet girl. (also likes any variation of the pet name. dada is a close second but you never say that unless you’re already going dumb on his dick).

l, location (favorite places to do the do)

has probably fucked you on every surface of his apartment. he likes all of them, because each location is, in his mind, appropriate for a different mood. cuddles-turned-sex? couch, or even better, living room floor. against a wall? shower, so he can cum in you every time he wants without having to worry about cleaning up after (lazy ass. leave him girl). something more domestic? lazy fucking with you sprawled out on the kitchen counter when you just wanted to make breakfast.

outside of the house, he’s not so sure. it’s risky, and while he doesn’t mind someone taking a look, he knows you won’t. so he sticks to quickies in public bathroom stalls (don’t worry, he’s covering your mouth the entire time), buuut there have been multiple occasions where he made you ride him in the locker room before and/or after a game. who cares if sendou’s right outside the door? let him hear.

m, motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he gets off on how much more inexperienced you are than him. likes your shyness, your soft pleas, your hands swatting his away when he’s being a perv (according to you. to him, he’s just being a loving boyfriend. different perspectives). aiku loves ruining you, leaving his mark onto you, seeing you all fucked out in his bed because of his cock. he also likes when you take the lead: it’s rare, but it does happen. lingerie (or any kind of underwear, really, he loves all of it. cotton, silk, ribbons, push ups…), unprompted nudes, you tugging at the hem of his shirt when you’re just too needy and can’t wait anymore. on the same note, he likes having you work for him to fuck you: thigh riding, clumsily playing with the zipper of his pants… he loves his pillow princess, but there’s just something so lewd about having you being so desperate that he gets hard instantly.

n, no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that’s too gross, or is dangerous for you. i’m thinking scat, extreme puppy play (the kind where people are actually going outside on all fours, and with a leash - he likes calling you puppy, kitty, sometimes even mutt when he’s feeling mean, but that’s it). heavy bdsm, pain play… he likes spanking your cunny sometimes but he never goes further. hell, he could even get into watersports but even that’s way too extreme for him. but he probably likes anal - he swears he’ll tell you one day.

o, oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

doesn’t he canonly like blowjobs? he loves having you all pretty on your knees, big doe eyes staring at him. aiku doesn’t mind if you can’t take his whole cock, just watching you suckling and kissing and messily licking his fat tip is enough. he can’t ask too much from his sweet girl, right? that’s why he also enjoys eating you out every once in a while, giggling against your hole when you whine because his stubble is tickling you. when he’s the one giving, he’s ruthless, latching himself onto your clit and never stopping until you’ve came at least two or three times.

p, pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

can be both! it mainly depends on how you’re feeling that day. most of the time, he likes slow, heavy sessions in the mornings to wake you up, and fast, long sessions at nighttime to put you to sleep. as long as he’s sticking his cock into you, he doesn’t care.

q, quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

as i’ve said in letter l, he’s into them when you guys aren’t home. he always makes you cum though - can’t have you walk away with no orgasm. sometimes, he’ll just cum in you and make you keep it inside (he’ll check when you get home so be sure to not let his cum slip away <3). hmm, also likes himself a quickie before you have to leave for an event: he can’t control himself when you’re looking so sexy with a night dress and high heels, especially since those aren’t clothes he sees you in often.

r, risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

just shoot him at this point. simply put, he doesn’t care: he’s willing to put on a show for other people, so long as they aren’t complete strangers. in more than one occasion he has cupped your cunny under the table, knowing that poor sendou was looking at you. gets off in letting other people know that you’re his, but no one is allowed to touch you, to taint you except for him. aiku shows off hickeys, marks, the strip of condoms in his soccer bag… he doesn’t mind. of course, he only enjoys risk if he’s the one at risk: he doesn’t want to embarrass you, or expose you to anyone else. you’re his girl, no one else’s.

s, stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

a lot: nothing to be unexpected from one of the best soccer players in japan. two to three rounds are the average, with little rest time in between (what can he say, he loves your body), but he secretly wants to try marathon sex on a day off. if the session you’re having is emotionally heavier than most, it’s possible for him to only last one round, the emotional toll being too much for him: it happened on your first time, and after one of the talks you guys have had about his past, pouring your hearts out, soft kisses and fat tears being the only communication device (im actually thinking about writing something about this).

t, toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

yes, but probably not so many. a vibrator for you, the kind that attaches itself to your clit and just suckles on it for hours on end: aiku probably isn’t fond of penetration-like toys, he’s confident in his dick game and he doesn’t want any sort of silicone cocks or vibrators in you. definitely has nipple clamps tho, stimming from the fact that i think he’s a boob guy. they’re hidden nice and safe in the box under his bed, and he only takes them out for the times he really wants to see you sob. for himself, he doesn’t have many. he probably had a pocket pussy somewhere, but he threw it out the second he started getting into you (it just didn’t compare to the thought of you).

u, unfair (how much they like to tease)

he lives for it. aiku loves hearing you talk and ask for what you want. most of the time, he’ll be your sweet, nice oli and just fuck you senseless without having your pretty head worry about saying too much. there are times, though, when he just needs to hear his pretty girl talk, ask for what she wants and all that (“you’ve gotta tell me what ya want, angel, i can’t read your mind” “you want my cock? where? show me, cutie.”). you’re embarrassed? all the better for him: he’ll rub his cock against your puffy folds for hours, waiting for you to suck it up and talk. he has all day.

v, volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i don’t think he’s the type to moan or whimper unfortunately </3 maybe did that once or twice when he first sank his cock into you. aiku is more like a groaner, definitely lets out some sighs when your walls get tighter. that doesn’t mean he’s quiet, of course not. you really should sew his mouth shut (or gag him - he prefers your panties as a gag but he can’t ask too much) because he won’t shut up! he’s always talking, either about how you’re so tight angel, you’re gonna squeeze me to death today, or you like when i play with your tits like this? you’re gonna let me suck on ‘em too, right? bet ya’d like that, baby, you’re just as nasty as i am. you’re just a little perv.

w, wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

aiku is, surprisingly, down for a threesome. however, he’s heard one too many stories of threesomes ruining relationships, so he’d much prefer to do it with one of his friends, people he trusts a lot. probably sendou, given that aiku gets a kick out of teasing him (we’ve all seen s2. let’s not lie to ourselves rn), and that sendou may have a teeny tiny crush on you, he thinks he’d be the best candidate. another thing that helps aiku’s case is that him and sendou are so different - your boyfriend can allow himself to be a little bit meaner, to push you a little bit further, while his best friend is nothing short of a gentleman, rubbing your tits and your clit and peppering kisses all over your face. hm, that’d be nice. he should probably ask sendou what he’d think about getting a round with his girlfriend.

x, x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i know everyone says this but there’s no way this guy isn’t hung - there has to be a reason as why he’s had more flings than anyone else on his team combined. his cock is big, to say the least, definitely longer than average. what’s the most intimidating part of it, though, is his girth. it’s thick, almost worryingly so, and it stuffs you nice and well, making it easy for a bulge to appear on your stomach each time he’s inside you. the color of the shaft it pretty close to his skin color, getting redder and darker around the tip. circumcised? probably, and probably has a fat tip, meaning that even fucking just the tip into you is a piece of work (has done that before). your hands probably can’t wrap the whole way around his length, and your mouth can’t either, but you’re lucky he gets off by that.

y, yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

once a day, and he’s a happy man. but, he knows that it’s unrealistic: you have college, work, well, your own life, and he’s the team captain and unfortunately has way more meetings with his coaches and sponsors than he’d like. as much as he’d like to send you out of the door in the morning with a few orgasms under your belt, or cuddle-fuck you when you’re watching a shitty movie, or make love to you until you’re sleeping, aiku knows that it happens less than he’d like. not to say you guys never have sex, but it’s not really and every day occurrence. as said in letter j, he results to jerking off to your pictures if you’re too far away. he always gets what he wants in the end, even if he’d much rather have his cum stain your insides rather than a tissue in his hotel room.

z, zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

dead asleep after he makes sure you’re all okay. seriously, you should check his pulse every once in a while. unrelated but this dude snores sometimes. anyways, if it’s late at night, he just cleans you up (maybe another quick fuck in the shower), and throws himself on top of you in bed - he’s sprawled across your body, burying you under all of his stupid muscles, at least keeping you warm all night. when he isn’t feeling so murderous, aiku is just as happy to be the bigger spoon, sometimes abusing this position to sneak in some boob squeezes (and to rub his hard on on your ass in the morning). if it’s morning, well, he still cleans you up, but unfortunately he can’t go back to sleep. at least he has something to look forward too during the day, though.

[ryo-apologist]

Racer! Link

Racer! Link x Reader

CW: Smut, Minors DNI, I will block your ass, author knows nothing about racing and it shows

AN: Yes, this is about that Link. The one with the elf ears, says "Hyah!". Yeah I'm a Linked Universe Nerd. Sucks to be y'all. Keep ya guessing on which fandom has my balls this week.

~Darling XOXO

☾ So, I hesitated writing this for a number of reasons, but I decided I don't care. Hozier has a new song, April has me face down in the mattress with how hard it's fucked me and I just want to write about a Link near and and dear to my heart.

☾ Mario Kart Link.

☾ He's just a silly lil goober who's always having a good time. Especially when I play as him because what is second place? He'll never know.

☾ I know, canonically, both are Skyward Sword! Link and Breath of the Wild! Link. I do not care.

☾ Because come with me, sinner, as we explore a whole new world. A world where Mario Kart isn't a silly lil game. It's an empire.

☾ Like Fast and the Furious (I think, idk I never watched any of them). OR like sk8 the infinity at S. I do know that one.

☾ There are real things at stake here. It's intense, and it's heavy.

☾ Here, give me a break while I do some worldbuilding here. Mystery blocks are still a thing, they work by magic idk, except getting hit by one of those things is devastating. It's why the newcomers don't last long.

☾ All the main screen players (Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Inkling boy, etc.) are high level racers. They are A-listed and the ones you look out for if you see them in the lineup.

☾ Including Link himself. He drives a motorcycle he named Epona, which he built himself from scratch.

☾ I spent a lot of time (three minutes) trying to figure out a clever nickname for him, and then I saw some of the names other people gave their Linksona's and, while there's nothing wrong with them, I quickly realized I was overthinking things.

☾ It's mostly a stage name, his name is Link and outside of the raceway, he goes by it.

☾ But, for shits and giggles, and point of discerning him from the others, I don't care. Call him ratchet, greaser, racer, cypher, tank, axel, sparks. I'm giving you all the freedom! Me? Personally? I'm going to call him:

☾ Neo- a combining form meaning “new,” “recent,” “revived,” “modified,”

☾ Great I gave you some background, let's get into the fun parts.

☾ Neo, where do we begin with you.

☾ Have y'all read A Court of Mist and Fury? You know Rhysand?

☾ He's Cassian coded.

☾ LMAO You thought.

☾ He's a fun, kind-of guy but when shit gets real, he can shift from zero to a hundred like that.

☾ He'll be laughing with a newbie, patting them on the shoulder, but the second that visor comes down, he's unrecognizable. He's an A-lister for a reason.

☾ He's infamous for taking shortcuts that are insanely dangerous. He's almost always bandaged somewhere, but not his pretty boy, play bunny face.

☾ So Cassian and Lightning McQueen.

☾ He's totally the kind to shoot a wink and a flirty wave, spend the night and then be gone by morning. Or have them escorted out by his Zelda in the morning, Tony Stark style

☾ He's a slut.

☾ Can you tell I like my men slutty?

☾ And he's such a....character in bed.

☾ He's a selfish lover, but make no mistake about it. His partner gets their end. That's right. I said lover. He's fucked bowser.

☾ I'm kidding

☾ No I'm not.

☾ He doesn't care who's in his bed. Man, woman, the funky others who say FUCK YOU to the gender spectrum /pos

☾ He'll bottom, top, switch it up mid-way through. He just like me fr.

☾But he's not lazy. Selfish, yes, but lazy? No. He's the best rider both on and off Epona, yk yk.

☾ And he has such a pretty cock too. A pretty flushed pink, circumcised with such a lovely vein running up the bottom of it. And while pretty, sorry his balls aren't much to write home about.

☾ They are dangerously sensitive though. Suck on them and run your thumb along the head of his dick and he'll whimper.

☾ SPEAKING OF-

☾ He whimpers so nicely. God, when he's in the middle of bouncing up and down on you (artificial or organic both are good), and his own hands are running up his chest, plucking at his own pebbled nipples and playing with the piercings as his head is thrown back in pure bliss-

☾ He's probably sponsored by Monster Energy

☾ Has a sugar daddy FOR SURE. God wish I was HIM.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for lying to my online friends?

this is going to sound really bad but hear me out.

i (20m), offer freelance coding services in an (unnamed so i dont get caught) mmo- giving your player characters attacks outside of their class/elemental designation, customization mods, out of bounds and environmental destruction abilities, etc. stuff that people want and are too lazy to code by themselves but want, it pays well. the problem is this- my friendgroup (20s, 2m 2f) doesn't KNOW i do this. i run messages and correspondence under another, older account that nobody would be able to trace to the one i currently use for the majority of my play. i do not use exploits for myself on either of my accounts.

the thing is...i have pretty rough anger issues. i've gotten into more than one fight with a friend on my main account over stupid shit that got me worked up and a few of them almost ended our friendship. like i said, none of my friends are aware of the fact that i have the alt i use for work, and sometimes i'll enter pvp areas with it to hunt down my friends and say awful shit i have pent up. none of it is bigoted but a lot of it is MEAN. like i would not say it to their faces if they knew. i don't think most of them know it's me, but one of them, S (20s f)- who none of us even know much about, is starting to drop hints that she's aware. i don't think i can ever tell them the shit ive been saying to their faces without them all heelturning on me. i dont HATE them, i just NEED to take my anger out.

wibta if i kept the jig up as long as i can?

What are these acronyms?

[danthediamondminecart]

Hello! Took a two month-ish break from asking questions. But I have some now!

Q1: In your AU, why do the hosts sort of sabotage us during season 2? I don't want you to explain it in a really long form essay since that would be sort of tedious, so instead, just make it short but understandable. It really depends on you.

Q2: How do developers and admins work in your rbb world?

Q3: If I recall correctly, you mentioned in BLSMP that there are sort of God-like figures in Robloxia. If so, what are these God-like figures?

Q4: Is Robloxia mostly comprised of humans or mostly non-human beings (such as animal hybrids, creatures, etc.)

Q5: You mentioned before that you have rbb character. If so, any headcannons regarding them?

Q6: How on earth do you find motivation (Istg I have been working on my reworked rbb au, but I just kept being lazy T-T)

Q7: Random headcannons please (any ammount)

That's all, and off for another 2 months wait for me !

Hello hello hello! I like how you told me to Shut The Fuck Up in the first question, that's funny thank you

Q1) ...Admittedly though, this isn't too deep. For one reason and one reason alone: Shits and giggles. Purely to mess with us. I like to think they didn't actually care whether we got it or not, they just tried to make getting the items harder for everyone to get so the reward felt more worth it and so they could have a little bit of fun being the villains. Backfired on them massively, but it was fun while it lasted.

Q2) So. Devs and Admins both have an understanding of the code that Robloxia runs on. Admins can alter playercode (as in, the stuff that makes up the actual people) but Devs can only alter worldcode (the stuff that makes the games).

Devs can take ownership of a world (basically their own private dimension) and shape it however they please to make their games and their lobbies. Admins can do this too, but they are also in charge of the 'home worlds' (where people live & worlds that just spawn in without dev creation), the 'hub world' (basically the home page but...real) and ensuring people don't break laws / aren't affected by glitches, hence why they're allowed to do the difficult risky job of altering playercode.

Q3) That line is a bit of a throwaway, there's no real 'lore' behind it. Think of your favourite game/world. Is there a god established in that game? That's one of them! ...Most gods are NPCs as a result. Player gods, like in the case of the hosts, are rare, but not impossible, there's probably some admins who are gods too.

Q4) When it comes to players, it's a 50-50 split between human and non-human. It's approximately 50% full humans, 20% hybrids/animals, 7.5% cryptids, 7.5% elementals, 15% others (robots, cyborgs, anything else not in those categories). Including NPCs means there's a lot less humans and a lot more robots. (those stats may change, i'm still roughing them out)

Q5) I'm guessing by this you mean original characters in the RBB-universe, right? If you mean my sona trio (YanDan, BN and Pyro), pls let me know I will happily talk about them.

As for OCs in the RBB-world, I would generally call them 'worldbuilding OCs.' Fanmade parents to give the characters backstories, fanmade scientists and people to fill out the world, the likes. I've got a few parent HCs for the finalists, but I suppose I should talk about the two I've actually designed, Lapis and Alan-

I would've made you guess whose parents they are, but...I literally wrote whose parents they are. Instead, I can make you guess who is the better parent! Lapis is the Shadow-demon equivalent of a military general (i am gonna be so fr atp the whole shadow demon species can be considered my own original species all of this lore was me) and Alan is a scientist at Wayfind Labverse.

Q6) My motivation is my posting schedule and my need to be ahead of my posting schedule. As I said, I'm usually...6-7 chapters ahead of where the fic is posted? That way, in case I go a long time writers blocked / unable to write, I still ahve things to post. Also, my motivation is to explore these characters - hence why I have so many AUs I work on intermittently, sometimes, I just need to explore them in different scenarios. Yknow how it is.

Q7) Ooh, I made an update to my host HCs recently! This is a threat.

DJ, what with his powers of agility, has energy constantly so that he can always be ready to move and never tire out. This means that, unless he is knocked out, he cannot sleep. He got used to this after a while, after all he can't experience the effects of sleep deprivation so there were no negative side effects except having 8 extra hours in his day.

Tanqr has a younger brother called Teal. He doesn't know about his brother though.

Leah is now officially a Cupid-aligned angel in my headcanons, I Guess. Thank you Dress to Impress for that. (This will not retroactively affect BLSMP btw, all species mentioned in that are important to the plot/the character in some way to leave room for the reader to imagine things for the others. I wrote Leah's story without her being an angel in mind, so there's no point in me adding it in now. But it will affect future canon/adjacent stuff I write with her moving forward.)

Russo uses his resonators to make the slot bots be his back-up singers. If he was in a musical, he'd do this if he had a solo.

(That's the art I posted on Twitter recently! Meant to post it separately, but might as well put it here.)

I'm afraid that's all I got off the top of my head right now, sorry :(

[mrstsung]

I laughed at a comment stating that fighting game fans love mk12/mk1.

Haahahahha! That's fucking rich.

To who? Who?!

Who are these fighting game players you speak of?

True and older Mk fans hate this game with a burning passion more than they hate the old mk annihilation movie (and thats saying a lot because that movie sucks) and special forces game alike.

Non mk fighting game fans sure may lioe the game for like....a few months and then get bored. I've seen it,heard it from the grapevine that on average most players dont stay for more then a few min at a tike because it's ridiculously frustrating to get online and boring after a while because there's nothing actually exciting about it anymore.

So.....what are these mysterious players and numbers people keep getting? Why are people lying to save this game?

It sucks. It's been sucking because they knew that they fucked up their whole franchise and series for a quick $$$

I feel they knew after mkX that it was going down the shitter. Nrs and wb spent so much money on a nothing game(suicide squad,that apparently nobody wanted btw) to make an even more nothing game(mk12/mk1,which also nobody wanted,they wanted a remastered game either shaolin monks or mk9 was the most requested)

Like nrs got the money,wb got plenty the money at the time. But nope wasted on poor decisions and poor business practices.

Now they are preying on people's stupidity,short attention spans and the people who have money to throw at this bloated paperweight of a game.

People are either going back to old games. Or jumping ship to other fighting games because of these things.

This is facts and actual reality. Not make believe numbers ceos wanna tell you,or wannabe bootlickers of companies that could care less if their fans hate them so as long as they have their money.

Even bad press is good press to them.

This is the sign of a greedy corp and a capitalist mentality that ONLY money talks.

So yeah...mk12/mk1 is shit but not for the reasons people think. Superficial personal reasons dont really play much of a factor why i fucking hate that game with every fiber of my being.

I absolutely hate it's fans. Specifically the fans of that game in particular. None of the other mk games have made me feel that way. Even when i had problems with mk11,which i did. But seeing how nrs handled mk12/mk1? Yeah,I'll take mk11s problems over that anyday.

Just only mk12/mk1 to me is a hot peice of trash. As well as it's "fans". But again due to the greed and gross business practices behind it. And whenever you actually point out to others about it. Suddenly they have sand in their ears and or can't read or heard. That whole "nahnahnah,cant hear you" type thing.

It's not even about the arguably shitty story anymore. No. Mk12/mk1 is hot Garbage because it singlehandedly convinced it's players it's ok to buy an incomplete game so as long as it's pretty enough and not much work is put into the game to have people keep buying the same game over and over and over just title it differently and suddenly people have amnesia. And only minor bugs and "fixes" suddenly people think this saves the game. No this fixes problems in the coding that should have already been there. You're basically paying for a shitty made game made by lazy people. More likely lazy higher ups but some game devs are lazy too. But some are just underpaid,so i give them some grace. But mr.boon should know better bu now due to the midway days. Mk had it's fair share of crap,im no stranger there. I was there in real time kiddos.

But....now.....they have no excuse but themselves to blame at this point.

Does this mean i will stop playing mk or loving it? Hell no! Does this mean i will be smarter about my purchases from this series and company? Yes. Because out of all the games ever released,movies,tv,etc. Mk12/mk1 is the only game i lothe and the only time i would say truly mortal kombat took a big fat stinky L. Loss. Take it,learn from it.

But apparently they dont want to.

Even the shittiest,most horrible thing to come from mk doesn't compare to how much that game sucks.

But...My rambling aside.

Kontent will be up later today,something cute and festive. Possibly Christmas/new years (both lunar and annular)/holidays hcs.

Not sure yet.

[cadybear420]

Preeeeeaaaaach.

Honestly what pisses me off most about these sort of complaints is that they act like this default writing is only bad or lazy for male MCs (usually in mlw playthroughs). They bitched about MC going down by the aisle by default "even if MC is male" back in AME 3 too. But we all know damn well they'd keep quiet if those books were genderlocked. You don't see people bitching about MC in ROE 3 (genderlocked wlm) going down the aisle by default. Because it's onlyyyy a problem for (cishet) male MC players!

And as such, it's kinda alienating to any women who might like to wait at the altar. As one of those women myself, yeah I do agree PB should have more variety and let us choose these things. But could you at least actually act like it's important for all the players and not just cishet m!MCs??

And like, there are almost certainly some guys (cishet guys included) out there who might be thrilled to be the one walking down the aisle to meet their bride and being seen as beautiful for once so like... maybe let them have this one thing? Maybe don't ruin it by acting like these sort of things are "wrong" for guys?

Like yeah there are definitely actual gender coding problems in a lot of Choices stories. But some of the shit people complain about really is just thinly veiled gender essentialism about things that are relevant to all players and not just m!MCs/f!LIs

i too also criticize the gender-coding in chapter 1 of crimes 3 but when it comes to cishet men crying about being forced to walk down the aisle like stupid naive feminine women do i will just laugh at them. i dont gaf about cishet men bitching about that. walk down the damn aisle and be grateful for that beautiful woman in a suit at the altar. god knows that's the only kind of woman you actually have in your life.

[cadybear420]

Do... do these people not realize that DLS isn't the same kind of smut book as stuff like TNA and TBB?

DLS very clearly does not expect you to take it seriously. That's always been the problem with PB's smut books- they give us purely lust-based relationships but force us to perceive it as true romantic love. DLS gives us a purely lust-based relationships but it KNOWS it's lust based and doesn't try to force it as romantic. And that's why it's so much better, it isn't tone-deaf with its portrayal of the relationship.

I have seen some of the worst pro-Surrender tales there. People have praised it because "Reagan is a complex character1!1!1!" and "They talked out their problems1!1!1!" and even said the MC was being empowered and it's just like... good for you if you still enjoyed it. That's fine. But all of those things they praise it for are just... you're giving it too much credit.

Yes, Reagan is a complex character. Yes, they did try to talk things out. But they don't make the book well-written nor are they well-written themselves. Oh yes, MC is so empowered by getting into a relationship with her divorce lawyer who starts sexting her barely 10 minutes after their first meeting, constantly acts controlling and infantilizing towards her, and tracks her down when she leaves. Yes, that talk only happened because Reagan tracked down MC while she was ON A GETAWAY TRIP. SHE FLEW TO A DIFFERENT STATE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU AND YOU STILL HAVE TO FOLLOW HER? So empowering amirite?

Look, there's enjoying "problematic" stuff while not endorsing the problematic aspects, and there's also having different interpretations of media. But then there's straight up getting shit wrong about a piece of media, and that's something r/Choices does a LOT. I'll admit, the line between "different interpretations" and "factually correct/incorrect" can get very blurred, but there are some interpretations that I just do not get. IDK.

Of course, if you know me well, you know that my least favorite thing about that subreddit is the goddamn "gender coding" takes. Look, Choices certainly does have problems with being lazy and gender-normative about the romance dynamics they use in their stories and they do make a lot of mistakes for non-wlm routes. But when you start seeing people complaining about "female coding" over f!LI holding the umbrella for m!MC or m!MC shaking his hips wildly rather than dancing with his shoulders to impress f!LI, or even m!MC GIGGLING for Christ's sake... you kinda start questioning whether you're in r/Choices, or if you're actually just reading the transcript of an Andrew Tate podcast.

Please y'all, stop acting like MC having default feminine roles and LI having default masculine roles is only a problem for the non-wlm players.

And it goes on and on. That sub just becomes the entire circus sometimes. The mods are the ringleading clowns and many of the users are acrobats with the amount of mental gymnastics they do ssometimes. It does have its share of good takes there but... yeah. Tumblr's side of the fandom isn't innocent from shit takes either but at least there's less bootlicking and thinly-veiled gender essentialism.

what did r/choices do this time

Exist.

Jk, they’re deluded and their takes can skew to the extreme. For example, I’ve read many posts/comments on how DLS is a bad book. Critiquing how fast you get in a relationship with Charles/Charlotte.

The thing is… this is a smut book who’s sole purpose is to fuck. It’s clear to me these imbeciles have either never had sex or never been in a relationship in the modern era. They think it’s highly unrealistic how fast they got together but it’s like. Maybe but MC is 30. What have they got to lose from fucking the neighbor? Y’all are wild. They’re the biggest pearl clutchers at times so it’s weird to me.

Another is I’ve seen posts/comments in the past, praising bad books like Surrender/Wolf Bride while slandering DLS/Alpha in the same breath. Also I’ve seen them like Blades 2 and act like it’s critique-less.

I wouldn’t put much stock into it. Just silly things I’ve seen from there over the years.