#ABBOTT

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Melissa Schemmenti at Abbott Elementary s3e14: Party

It’s the end of the season and just wanna thank everyone who enjoyed my gifs, reblogged them, used them on your stories… I really appreciate it!

[twptwp]

Ambrosia the god of dread, an overwhelmingly negative force that leeches off of the dread it wringes out of stressed mortals it has gotten tight hold of. Once it latches on there is no letting go.

[noosphe-re]

I am not a plane Figure, but a Solid. You call me a Circle; but in reality I am not a Circle, but an infinite number of Circles, of size varying from a Point to a Circle of thirteen inches in diameter, one placed on the top of the other. When I cut through your Plane as I am now doing, I make in your Plane a section which you, very rightly, call a Circle. For even a Sphere – which is my proper name in my own country – if he manifest himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland – must needs manifest himself as a Circle.

Edwin Abbott, Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions

[ellickalways]

abbott elementary 3x04 has NO right being that funny. highlights include:

- “hi” “hmph. bet you are”

- “reefa. ganja. the devil’s lettuce.”

- “i suggest that you allll DRRRop your vices-uh and take a hit of my drug of choice-uh. J-E-S-U-S. street name: CHRRRRIST!”

- “mrs. howard, is that piniot grigio???”

- “that’s fine, your mom has herpes.” “lady, are YOU high?”

- “hello students, my name is no longer Miss Barbara. it’s Miss Brahaharaaaah”

- jacob diving headfirst into a trash can “I GOT IT. GIVE IT TO ME”

must i go on?? an absolute gem of an episode.

[d-es-per-a-do]

abbott elementary characters if they played minecraft (part 1???)

melissa schemmenti

would relentlessly bully jacob for enjoying it

(then go play it on her phone)

skeptical until jacob shows it to her

kills ABSOLUTELY everything including herself, sets fire to her world and engulfs it in flame

there will be no survivors.

dont get me started on when she discovers herobrine

has to put on reading glasses just to see the screen

jacob hill

die hard minecraft fan

launches into a speech on how it improves spatial awareness and taught him important life skills (not to eat raw potatoes)

a vegan (solely in minecraft), would never so much as hurt a chicken

wears leather armour because it's cute

forever on peaceful (he retains childhood trauma from a creeper murdering his villager friend)

doesn't go mining even on peaceful because it's way too frightening (he also retains childhood trauma from cave noises)

overly ethical mob farms

i.e. a handful of cows that he never kills

petrified of herobrine

"dont even UTTER his name"

plays with every single cheat on

barbara howard

no fucking clue what is going on

seriously PERPLEXED

would accidentally dig herself into a hole and remain there for eternity ('Now who took that picture of meeee' - esque)

horrified by all the monsters and how devilish they are

(oh god dont even show her the nether, literal HELL)

would quit within 2 minutes

[faustiandevil]

It someone’s birth, and it @soapkaars, so I wanted to do a bit of a collage of master studies of things he likes, but… yeah… kinda died on the last one. I’m still proud of the Habfürdő/The Man Who Knew Too Much part, especially the shading on Abbott’s coat.

Happy Birthday Gyugyu~!! Nya~

[jordanrosenburg]

Abbott Elementary - The Savior of Sitcoms

When Abbott Elementary aired midseason in December of 2021, I don’t think any of us were ready. I had first heard about the show from Quinta Brunson’s TikTok. I’ve been following her since she worked for Buzzfeed, having made very funny and true digital shorts about what it’s like to be a woman, specifically a short woman. So, from time to time I liked to check in on her and see what she was up to. She was announcing her book, She Memes Well, and she briefly mentioned she was working on a pilot.

Quinta is a triple threat to the world of Abbott - she’s the head writer, executive producer, and lead actress. Her being a woman and doing all of these things is already incredible, but seeing a woman of color shine like this is truly inspirational, and quite honestly...it’s about damn time. Quinta was awarded the very well deserved Emmy for OUTSTANDING COMEDY WRITER. A young (she’s 32, that’s young) woman of color won an award for comedy writing. I cried tears of joy during her acceptance speech. As a woman, we’re basically told our whole lives that female comedians aren’t funny, so this was major for a multitude of reasons.

The cast of Abbott is comprised with some familiar face: Lisa Ann Walter, who many folks of my generation know as Chessy from The Parent Trap, Tyler James Williams of Everybody Hates Chris fame, Sheryl Lee Ralph, who many of us remember as Dee Mitchell from Moesha, and William Sanford Davis who is no stranger to the sitcom world. We also have Janelle James, a comedian who I had honestly never heard of, but is truly hilarious, and Chris Perfetti, another new face to me, but has quickly stolen my heart as his character Jacob.

The first season starts off during the spring semester of the school year. Janine, played by Quinta, is a semi-new teacher who wants to be the absolute best for her students. She’s young, ambitious, high-spirited, and is often annoying her colleagues.

Seasoned professional Barbara Howard, who happened to be Janine’s teacher back in the day, is probably the person annoyed by Janine the most. But only because Janine’s high energy and new teaching styles don’t jive with what Barbara’s used to. Throughout the season, Barbara ends up leaning on Janine a bit more, and starts to see her value as a teacher. Especially when it comes to using new technology that Barbara isn’t exactly savvy with.

Jacob is a corny, happy-go-lucky social studies teacher. He’s the closest with Janine. Jacob is the quintessential cis-white guy who is often a little too “woke” for his own good. But he means well, and even though his students refer to him as “Mr. C.” because he’s so corny, they love him as their teacher. He also has a very loving relationship with his boyfriend, which I enjoyed seeing represented.

Melissa is a fast fan favorite. Having grown up in Jersey, she brings a very real character to the table. She’s a math teacher, and a damn good one at that. Another seasoned professional, who is close with Barbara, but also plays by a lot of her own rules. If something needs to get done, she knows someone who knows someone who knows someone, but you didn’t hear it from her.

Gregory is new to the elementary school. He starts off as a substitute teacher. He was originally supposed to be the principal of Abbott, he was offered the job after going to school for it! But alas, the job was given to someone else - Ava Coleman. Ava has literally no teaching background of any kind. So how did she get the job?

Ava is often flirting with Gregory, making some very crude remarks. She uses the budget inappropriately for her own vanity, and only sometimes actually does her job. She and Janine tend to have many disagreements, but Janine is a passive person, so she’s usually coming up with some over the top idea to make a change instead of just simply discussing the issue with Ava. Not that Ava ever really listens, so it almost forces Janine to do something crazy.

And Mr. Johnson, our beloved custodian, is always there with a smart remark, often that extra comic relief we need to break the tension during some of the more serious scenes.

The show is a mockumentary style sitcom, similar to The Office, or Parks and Rec. The interviews the characters give aren’t as formal as they were on The Office. Most of the time when they’re talking directly to the camera, they’re in the hallway between classes. This style can be hard to pull off, especially when so many other sitcoms have done it, like Modern Family, for example. But Abbott does it flawlessly.

Like many of my favorite shows, we have a slow burn occurring between two main characters: Gregory and Janine. Gregory makes it pretty obvious, to the cameras, that he likes Janine right away.

In fact, part of the reason he takes the open position to become a full-time teacher and not a substitute, by the end of the school year is so he can still be around Janine. Nothing can be too easy, though. We learn early on that Janine has a long-time boyfriend, Tariq. Tariq is basically a deadbeat, going from one dead-end job to the next, leaving Janine to constantly pick up the slack. But they’ve been together for well over ten years, so she’s not exactly looking to start anew.

However, by the end of the first season, Janine does end things with Tariq. And it’s not because she’s in love with Gregory. As much as we want them to be Jim and Pam, they’re not. Janine breaks up with Tariq because she realizes she’s simply outgrown him, and it’s not healthy for either of them to stay in their relationship. It’s not easy for her to come to terms with this, we see that at the beginning of season two as she pretends to be fine with the breakup. Throughout the first season, Janine evolves quite a bit. She’s much more confident as a teacher going into the fall semester. She’s more sure of herself and her capabilities.

The show is heartwarming at its core. Yes, it’s extremely laugh out loud funny. (Which is a big deal because a show rarely makes me audibly laugh, so the fact that I’ve laughed so hard I’ve nearly cried?? Yeah, this is a well written show.) All of the main characters go through a sort of “after school special” moment that helps them grow and become better. I think my favorite person’s journey is Gregory’s. He was obviously bitter about not getting the principal position. He’s also just a very odd duck. He likes order and rigidity. He only eats plain, boiled chicken between two slices of white bread. (He doesn’t like when different foods mix together. When he admitted he didn’t like pizza, it was a whole thing. Jacob was the most offended, especially when Gregory also told them he didn’t pie.)

Gregory doesn’t get goofy or silly with his students, he prefers order. But he slowly starts to realize that if he’s going to actually have a good command over his classroom, then he’ll need to let loose a little.

We’re three episodes in to the second season, and it’s already holding up to the groundbreaking first. This isn’t always easy to do. Sometimes when a show has such an incredibly good first season, the second season can feel lackluster. But not Abbott Elementary. Less than a minute into the first episode, I was already laughing hysterically. Janine was discussing her breakup, so we cut to a scene showing Tariq packing up his friend’s car, and them both driving away. Tariq had a shining smile on his face as he danced in the passenger seat while ‘Snap Yo Fingers” by Lil Jon blasted through the speakers.

The main cast are back to their old antics: finding ways to keep the students interested, doing their best to keep the school from crumbling, and just getting through each day one step at a time. The teachers lean on one another for so many things, and I don’t think that’s something we’ve seen in a show with a school setting before. Most sitcoms that take place in school are usually about the students, not the teachers. And if it is about the teachers, it’s usually very serious. We’re getting a real and unique perspective about what teachers have to deal with at a semi-underprivileged school. Second and third grade classes get lumped together, the textbooks are nowhere near new, and the grant money Janine won for new supplies had to go towards getting rid of a rat infestation in the cafeteria.

Not that it’s all about Janine and Gregory and their slow burn, but if we’ve learned anything from watching Jim and Pam (The Office), or Jake and Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), or Ben and Lesley (Parks and Rec), or even Jonah and Amy (Superstore), these two will not be confessing feelings any time soon. And if they do, they won’t be getting together as an official couple until at least the end of the third season, as many of the couples listed previously did. I’m really excited to see how it all plays out. I know it’s going to be good.

In my opinion, we haven’t had a truly good sitcom in quite some time. Many of our favorites have long since ended. Sometimes when I see the current ones, the ones that are on cable networks like ABC, CBS, and NBC, I find myself asking, “How is this still on the air?”. One of the last good ones standing, again in my opinion, was Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which ended in 2021 after eight seasons. Modern Family ended in 2020, but despite the few really funny clips I’ve seen from that show, I never got into it to watch regularly. Just because a family is blended and a little unconventional, doesn’t mean it’s modern. Who was it modern to? The upper-middle class? The same goes for Black-ish, which ended last spring. That was another show I tried to get into, but just couldn’t. To me, it was just another show about an upper-class family. Yes, the cast was diverse and had good representation, but not everyone lives like that family did. Other honorable mentions are: The Good Place (2016-2020), Schitt’s Creek (2015-2020), and Superstore (2015-2021). Many of these beloved shows have all ended within the last three years. And what are we left with? The Goldbergs? Young Sheldon? Grown-ish? Hard pass. If you like those shows, no shade, they’re just not my cup of tea.

And even though we have shows on paid streaming services like Ted Lasso (a must watch if you’re able), that’s not a program that’s easily accessible to everyone. I’m hoping Abbott sparks inspiration for more warm-hearted comedies. It’s a show that’s fun for adults, but it’s something you can still watch as a family if you so choose. Having someone like Quinta as a writer is truly the key to its success. The show is funny, relatable, sometimes gut-wrenching, and something I look forward to watching every week. 

[dirtyriver]

Abbott 1979 #1-5, written by Saladin Ahmed, interior art by Sami Kivelä, covers by Taj Francis

[soapkaars]

Practicing a little period-appropriate painting of Abbott from The Man Who Knew too Much

[ladyorlandodream]

STOP SCROLLING

Take some Melissa with you, it will help you go through this day ♥️

[babytakeittothehead]

Part 1

Melissa Schemmenti at Abbott Elementary s3e6: Willard R. Abbott Part 2/2

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Major god of peace, stillness, and unchanging, Abbott

One may wonder what is the difference between a deity and a "major deity"? You see, all deities I have posted thus far have been "minor deities". My deities are split into these two categories.

There is a difference between minor and major deities, many may be more familiar with deities such as the manmade Perpetual Parchment and the malicious Redknives... These are Minor deities. I take inspiration from my own culture here or at least what remains: Minor deities have power and spawn from specific areas... Smaller areas, thus the term minor. They're much more connected to personal experiences from living beings and spawn from such things. Major deities.. PLANETARY deities, as the name implies, these deities are GODS of the planet itself. A much more powerful and broad force. I hope this explanation is okay... Major deities are what you may just call a deity but my planet has minor deities so I'm deciding to split them into two categories! \( ^ )/ It is fun!

[peterlorrefanpage]

Peter Lorre in "The Man Who Knew Too Much" (1934)

Just a few pictures of our dear, provocative, dangerous Abbott.

[gregabbott]

"Rabbit Bear Fox" © Greg Abbott. V 2024-02-11

[htgawparksandrec]

I finished s3 of Abbott Elementary yesterday so if anyone has any Janine/Gregory fics PLEEEAAAASE send them my way, i need them badly. Any rating is fine, from the tamest to the smutiest, I'll read anything. Thank you!

[gracefuldisasters]

Peter Lorre

My new favorite actor ヽ (°◇° )ノ