#AHHHHHNNN

[killuaisaprincess]

🐙🌸🐙🌸

[soupysuki]

8 days until the premiere~ i don't know if I'm going to end up watching tbh but her design is peak (￣ε￣＠)

[musei-thoughts]

𝘔𝘳. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥.

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝘐𝘬𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮! 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭! 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦.

𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧.

𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩: 1492𝘸.

𝙖/𝙣: 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰 :)

"What's your plan now, Mr. Eveland?" Ike glares at your figure hidden in the shadows. He was tied up to a chair inside a dark cellar.

You didn't even know how things turned out this way. You were just enjoying your evening cuddled up into your comforters while reading angsty fanfics on your phone, next thing you knew, your men informed you of a trespasser in your hideout.

When you saw the greyish blue or pink, or green, or- you know what, whatever his hair color is, when you saw him, you were rather….intrigued.

He was a pretty boi.

Ike kept his mouth shut as he tries to break free from the restraints. He's been trying to rub the ropes together in hopes of wearing it down but it was no use. Your amused chuckle interrupts him, "Oh, those ropes are pretty thick, it'll take you days to pry them off you." You stepped out of the dark, your red stilettos clacking against the cobble floor.

Ike avoided you gaze when he got to look at you. You were….dazzling. Entering the cellar with such an ominous aura and your high and mighty personality gave him the willies.

"This is what you get for trespassing into my lair, Mr. Eveland. You get tied up, get tortured, or worse…be killed." You taunt with an evil glint in your eyes.

He just looked up at you with a troubled face. Heh, you have him wrapped around your finger, all helpless and vulnerable. 'Oh you're so cool and evil, Y/n. With your awesomeness you'll definitely get Nicolas Cage's attention.'

"Oh no, I'm so afraid, whatever will I do." His sarcastic remark cuts you off your little narcissistic monologue. "Well, why don't we start with that "or worse…" that you mentioned. Let's see how bad will you really torture me."

'Cute but sassy? My, my, what an interesting boy we have here…' You thought with an irk mark on your forehead as you smiled at Ike, "Oh, I will….

with this period simulator." Ike's mood for sarcasm immediately disappeared when you brought the device out.

"Wait- oh god, please no! Not that thing!" He screeches, wriggling in his chair. No one, I mean no one looks down at Y/n.

The smirk on your face widens as you placed the patches on his abdomen, watching him struggle before you. "No can do Mr. Eveland, you DID dare me after all."

"I didn't expect you to actually go through with it!"

'Bullsh*t' you turned it on at level 3. "Ahhhhhnnn…"

"So you were looking down on me?" Your fingers played around the controls while Ike quivers on the chair. "Hngggghh…Y-you're insane!"

A fake gasp leaves your lips as you walked up to Ike, "I'M insane?! Who was the one who snuck in a criminal boss lady's hideout?? Pshhh, You're one to talk, Mr. Eveland." You roll your eyes at him.

"I don't have time for this- Gahhhhnnnn~" Ike leans over at the weird sensation being zapped through his body. You stared at him blankly, observing the poor novelist.

'How could he look like this in this situation?'

His flushed cheeks, his long eyelashes adorning his pretty lime eyes, and his disheveled look as he pants in pain. "….hot damn."

His cheeks redden as you admired him, this is so embarrassing; but then another shock was sent and he grunts in pain. "J-Just tell me where Vox is!!!" He yells.

The pain in his abdomen stopped when you turned the device off with a look of disbelief and confusion on your face.

You were like that "…what??" meme when you heard what he said.

"Just…give me Vox…and we'll leave…" He says through each pant.

He was met with silence as he looks up at your unamused face. You sigh, massaging your temples, "Mr. Eveland, If you're going to sneak in to an evil lair make sure you go to the right one."

His face goes pale at your words, "You're not…L/n?"

"I am, but there's two L/ns in the criminal world. I think you're looking for my brother. He's the one who has your monke friend." You showed Ike a cctv footage of Vox tied up in a room, listening to Barney's song.

You checked your wristwatch, "He's been there for five hours. It's impressive that he's not rocking back and forth or convulsing in insanity like the other hostages."

"WE NEED TO GET HIM NOW."

Ike knows Vox, he may not show physicals signs of insanity yet, but boy, when he gets out of there, he'd surely strip himself naked and skip around the park whilst flashing at anything that turns oxygen into carbon dioxide; a.k.a anything that breathes.

Ike looks at you in desperation. To you, you call it: puppy eyes. "What? You want me to help?" He nods cutely. Internally, Ike is cringing, but he needs to take drastic measures to get you on board.

"Fine." Mission accomplished. "I'm doing this just to get B/n back for selling my high school diary at an auction."

That diary was not meant to be read by anything that has a mind that can judge. You're brother majority doesn't use his brain so he has no use for it aside from pranking you by selling it to an auction.

Surprisingly, it sold for ¥69,000. That's like ¥69,000 worth of embarrassing secrets and confessions.

You just have to get him back for this…

"Go grab that cage over there and that sack. There's also some gear in that closet. Prepare yourself Mr. Eveland, we're gonna get your monke friend back."

Prank #1. You sneaked into your brother's bathroom while Ike watch you execute your plan. "Get the bottle in the sack." He hands it to you and you grabbed the shampoo bottle and replaced its contents with the one from your bottle.

"What's that?"

"Hair remover."

Prank #2 You and Ike carried the big cage into your brother's room. Ike felt the strong movement from inside the cage and asks, "Are we seriously going to release the creature inside this into your brother's room?"

"Yes. Don't worry, it's not venomous."

Prank #3 This one is pretty tame (at least to you). Ike watches in horror as you mercilessly pour a whole bottle of powdered laxatives into your brother's coffee grinds.

"I feel bad for that toilet bowl…"

Prank #4 This one is the worst. You took a photo of the collection room before posting it all on ebæ, "Ike, help me pack all these into the box." You snickered to yourself as you imagined your brother's reaction to seeing all his precious My little pony collection sold to an auction.

"Okay. Let's get monke man back."

Ike walks along side you, observing the silly smile on your face. You're actually not that bad. He thought that you were literally a criminal, but recalling all those 'crimes' that you did, they were not entirely harmful or illegal…well some of them may be...

But you never killed someone more or less did anything that threatened somebody's life.

You were just a prankster who got a so called 'criminal hideout' and some followers who probably sided with you about pranking the government.

Ike remembers the 'evil' smile on your face, it wasn't evil at all, it was cute. "I still think that cows work for the government more than birds-" Ike's chuckle cuts you off your rant, making you stop in your tracks.

"Are you laughing at me?"

"No, ma'am." He smiles, stifling his laughter.

"That's what I thought."

You were not evil at all, you're just a cute dork.

Once you got to the room, you kicked the doors open "VSF da!!! BAABBABABABA- eh?"

"I love you, you love me, let's go out and k*ll barney, with a bang, bang, bang, and a slash, slash, slash, no more purple dinosaur."

Vox stared at the purple dinosaur on the TV with killing intent, but continues to sing the wholesome song.

"Vox! Let's get out of here!"

"Give me a second, Michael, let me just finish my song- Hey!" Ike pulls him out of the room and immediately runs out of the house when you heard you brother's shriek.

"OMG GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!"

Ike pushed Vox in the car and quickly gets into the driver's seat and quickly drives off. You and Ike shared a look and both bursts out laughing, "He sounded like a valley girl on helium!!"

The three of you enjoyed the car ride back home, enjoying a good laugh and some tunes. Once you arrived at your hideout, he walks you out of his car, "Well, Mr. Eveland, I'll see you around." You saluted at him.

"Why do you always call me Mr. Eveland? Call me Ike."

"I just like the sound of your last name, it's unique."

"Oh…

If you love it that much, then I guess you won't mind being called Mrs. Eveland."

Bonus:

Ike was driving Vox home, a little worried about his companion who was silent the whole ride. Though he didn't question it.

Even if he should've.

Vox just sat there with a smile on his face. Singing a certain song in his mind...

"I love you, you love me, let's go out and k*ll barney, with a bang, bang, bang, and a slash, slash, slash, no more purple dinosaur."

← 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 │ 𝘕𝘦𝘹𝘵 →

[sniper-childe]

it may not look like i care (bc mhy can smell simps and will refuse to give said simps their simpee)

but i cannot hide it anymore

AYATO????? AHHHHHNNN?? HNGGGG??? JSJSKDKLSAGAH

y'alls have no idea how long i've been waiting for ayato food ahhahejfjgjkd ever since the voice reveal, i was eating scraps 😔

i've been getting my fix of ayato crumbs from day-old bread otto apocalypse hahshejrjgkgk

claymore ayato so chru

look at how pretty this man moves???? hate on otto all you want but gdi this man is beautiful in battle

skip yae patch hahsjdjf i wanna see ayato's attack animation already 😩

also, if ever ayato does wield dual blades, then i can die happy. mhy pls huhuhuhuhu

[firepurplestar]

Flame Chapter 9

Fandom: My Forged Wedding

Warning: NSFW

Genre:SMUT

Written by: @firepurplestar

Later that night when Akito arrived home, Vivienne was in her pajamas with her hair tied up in a tight knot. Eating cookies. “Vivi?” She looked over at him with puffy eyes. He took his shoes and coat off and sat next to her “What happened?” She sniffled “Yamato and I kissed.” Akito sat there silently “I told him that I couldn’t be with him.” Akito looked at her “ Do you have feelings for him?” Vivienne looked over at him with the tears starting all over again. “Yes,” She buried her head in her hands and sobbed. He scooted over to her and took her in his arms “ If you have feelings for him why’d you tell him that you can’t be together?” She put her head on his shoulder as she cried “ I’m too broken Akito, he deserves better than me. He has so much joy and brightness. I’m so broken, plus I already decided a long time ago that I don’t want to date and don’t want to settle down.”He stroked her hair “ you’ll get through this. All of this.” She gasped “ I broke his heart, how am I going to face him?” Akito started to rub her back “ Your heart is broken too. Besides we had sex and we can still talk.” She laughed a little “ That’s different, he told basically me he loves me. I don’t know how I’ll ever look at him again.” He brought her chin up “ Time heals, you’ll both move on. It’ll be painful for a while, but you’ll get past it. Unless you want to be with him. Do you? Want to be with him?” Vivienne’s tears kept coming “ I’d just bring him down.” Akito sighed “ That’s not what I asked “ Would you take a chance for Yamato? Do your feelings go deep enough for him that you’d take that leap of faith?” She looked at him confused “ I think you should, and I think you need to tell him what happened.” He lifted his hand as to stop her from speaking “When you’re ready” He wiped her tears “ Maybe you aren’t ready to be with him right now, but maybe if you explain to him that something happened to you, maybe he’d understand. I’m willing to bet he will.” She studied his face “ Akito? Why are you pushing for this?” He smiled sincerely “ I want to see you happy, and yesterday when you two were talking you were happy. Really happy, you were glowing.” She looked down at her cup of milk “ He makes me happy, but I don’t ever want to be with anyone.” He forced her face to look at him “ Why do you insist on being alone? Didn’t our time together teach you anything?” She put the milk and cookies on the end table and shifted to look straight at him. “ It did. It’s not about sex anymore. I don’t want to burden him.” Akito laughed “ You’re in love with him, you don’t just have feelings for him. You are in so deep you don’t know how to climb out.” She glared at Akito “ I am not! I’m going upstairs” She got up without saying another word and shut the door.  

The next night Vivienne went to a bar with friends from work, and while her friends went to play pool she sat at the table when she saw Yamato walk in the bar, but at the same time, a drunk man came and put his arm around her. “What are you doing?” Vivienne asked. The man touched her hair. “you’re pretty, wanna dance.” Vivienne glared at the man “ Not particularly, I’d rather sit here.” He tightened his grip on her, and she squirmed “Please leave,” She said sternly. Then she heard a deep voice she’d recognize anywhere. “ Why don’t you leave the lady alone” Vivienne looked over as she struggled to get away “ Yamato?” He made eye contact with her “ I don’t think so, she’s hot” Yamato punched him “Yamato!” He grabbed her arm and pulled her to him “C’mon,” “Yamato, what are you doing here?” Rage was ignited in his eyes “ I was patrolling for students and I found you instead.” She felt ashamed “I’m sorry” He looked at her and sighed “I’m not mad, I’m worried about you. I kissed you and you ran off now you’re acting all weird.” Something inside of her snapped, she didn’t know what came over her, but she couldn’t control herself. “Because I’m broken!” He stopped and looked at her “Vivienne” He spoke softly “ I have a past Yamato, I am not the angel you think! There is darkness in my life I am not dragging you in it!” He was confused “ Then tell me goddamnit!” She was stubborn and he knew it, and he knew it would take some time to get her to talk. “ You deserve better!” He was flabbergasted “ I think I can decide what I deserve. I want you Vivienne” His voice softened, but Vivienne was fuming. “NO!” She snapped her wrist back and walked off “Vivienne! What the fuck is wrong with you lately?” She kept walking and wouldn’t talk to Yamato even though he was chasing right after her. “Stop following me Yamato! He chuckled behind her “ You’re walking towards my condo, how can I not follow you “ She stopped “You’re lost aren’t you?” She turned around “No,” she said as if she was positive she knew where she was going when actually she had no clue where she was. “ Come over, I’ll get you a beer.” She glared at him “ No! I’m fine” “We’re literally right here. C’mon please.” “Leave me alone Yamato!” "No!” "Why?! "Because I want you" "You deserve better!" and that’s when he snapped and pushed her against the wall and kissed her "Stop" "No" "You want me as much as I want you." She tried to walk away but he pulled her back in his embrace He kissed her again slowly. Holding her waist he moved his lips against hers “Mmmmm” She moaned into the kiss. He broke the kiss, and took her hand and led her into his condo. As soon as the door was closed his lips were on hers again his tongue ran across her bottom lip, asking for permission to dive his tongue in her mouth. She complied with his request and allowed him access to her hot mouth. As their tongues danced together he pushed her up against a wall “Mmph” He shuffled his jacket off and let it fall to the ground, as he felt down her arms giving her goosebumps. As they continued to kiss he was becoming increasingly turned on and didn’t know if he could control himself much longer. He began to kiss down her jaw and lick along the shell of her ear. “I’ve never wanted anyone this badly before” He whispered seductively in her ear before sucking on the sensitive skin of her neck. He kissed, and nipped down her neck and collarbone, not realizing the love bites he was leaving in their wake. He lifted her shirt up and over her head continuing with his kissing attack on her. She opened up his shirt leaving her own love bites, but then his fingers went under the waistband of her panties, and he pushed two fingers inside of her pumping in and out, until he’d reached his desired wetness and pulled one finger out to play with her clit in circular motions “ahhhhhnnn” He smiled knowing he was driving those sounds from her mouth, but she wanted more. She wanted him inside of her, she took her hand and slid it under his pants and boxers till she reached his erect cock, and started stroking. “Mmm” She collected the precum around the tip and rubbed it around with her thumb for lubrication, and started stroking faster. “Okay, okay” He pulled his pants and boxers off, and pulled her panties down, he picked her leg up and wrapped it around his hip and pushed inside of her slowly. Once he was fully sheathed inside of her warm heat, he started thrusting slowly letting her adjust to him “ You feel so good Vivienne, you are so tight” As her walls expanded, he began to quicken his pace, looking for that special spot of hers. “ Maybe a little to the left” Yamato!” “Found it” He hit that same spot over and over earning sweet moans from her as he hit her sweet spot. He lifted her other leg and carried her to the bedroom still inside of her. He gently placed her on the bed and began thrusting more intensely than before, and the stench of sex was heavy in the air and Vivienne began to move her hips in sync with his hips until her legs were trembling from pleasure, and her toes were curling. “ I”m going to come!” “Good” He started pounding into her and the sound of skin slapping against skin could be heard. Her moans were becoming more frequent, and when she screamed his name, and her walls clenched and drew him in he knew she had reached her high, but to help her ride it out he gently thrust while she convulsed underneath him, until moments later he shot his hot sticky seed inside of her. He collapsed on top of her, and slowly pulled out kissing her on the forehead and brushing her sweaty hair out of her face. “ I was not expecting to do that today” He looked at her admiringly “Stay the night?” She nodded her head “okay Yamato covered them up, and for once Vivienne had a dreamless sleep wrapped up in Yamato’s arms safe from her nightmares.

@agustd54 @voltage-vixen @the-soot-sprite

[klonoadreams]

IT'S ALMOST 4AM AND I ALMOST GAVE MYSELF A PANIC ATTAK BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND MY PERSONA Q 3DS CASE. I HAVE SO MANY OF MY DS AN 3DS GAMES IN IT THT I WAS ABOUT READY TO CRY BECAUSE I THOUGHT I LOST THEM. I FOUND IT UNDER MY BED, WHICH WAS LIKE ON OF THE FIRST PLACES I HECKE A D NOW MY ROOMS A MESS BUT I DONT CARE I GOT MY GAMES AHHHHHNNN