#ALLOW ME TO BE STUPID OVER FOR A LIL BIT PLEASE

[kinaesthetiqueer]

BABY

YOU'RE MY

ANNGEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

[hannieehaee]

18+ / mdi

content: f2l!jun, jealous!jun, a lil bit of possessiveness, he's in love with u, afab reader, smut, penetrative sex, semi-public sex, etc.

wc: 1994

a/n: i love writing jun he's so ... he's so jun

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jun was an idiot.

okay, maybe that was too harsh.

no, actually that was pretty much correct.

because if he wasnt an idiot he wouldnt be standing here right now, watching as the pretty bartender flirted with you.

had he acted on his feelings earlier (or literally ever), he wouldnt have to watch as the bartender gave you free drink after free drink, clearly slipping you his number on a napkin. what did he have that jun didnt? balls? yeah, maybe. but it wasnt fair! jun was your best friend, it's not like he could just give you his number and call it a day. you already had his number! that, and he needed to go through the whole 'sorry, i know we're just friends, but id like to submit an application for the promotion to boyfriend now.' he already had a whole thing going with you; a very platonic thing.

so now all he could do was sit there and watch. watch you in your pretty dress, hugging your body in the most delicious of ways, as the bartender looked you up and down, almost as if he was planning the easiest way to eat you right there and then. jun needed to stop this. you didnt seem uncomfortable or even phased by it, just showing plain disinterest, so he really had no valid reason to storm over there and drag you away. which is why he wasnt sure why he did just that.

you knew jun as a bit of a weird guy. someone who just did things without much thought in mind. so it didn't surprise jun when you didnt question him upon marching up to you, churning out an excuse of 'we need to go to the bathroom!' before pulling you away from the bartender's vicinity.

to be fair, he did take you to the bathroom. he quite literally took over the bathroom, walking you in and locking the door behind him, not allowing any other person to enter. it was an exaggerated yet ominous act. once he calmed himself down a bit, he turned back to you as you looked at him with wide eyes, head turned slightly to the side, clearly confused at his actions. okay, yeah, this was weird. even for jun standards.

"what was that?" you asked, wondering why he was being extra dramatic than usual.

"uhh .. that? just, i .. i didnt- i didnt like the way he was looking at you .." jun was never good at thinking on his feet. he needed time to formulate answers and think. and even then, he would sometimes stumble over his words, just like now.

"what? he just gave me his number. it's not like-"

"no! you should- you should throw it away. uh, please?"

"why would i do that? he was cute, i was thinking of hitting him up an-"

"NO!," his words interrupted you again, leaving his mouth before he could think.

"jun, what's wrong with you today ..?"

"listen, i ... i- it's just .."

"jun! what is it??" you were clearly growing more and more confused by the second. jun needed to salvage the situation. except, in true jun fashion, he did the opposite of what he intended.

"i like you, okay?," he gulped loudly before continuing, "i dont want a stupid bartender giving you his number. i dont want to see guys staring at you at the gym. i dont want jeonghan flirting with you. it's- it's all driving me crazy. i know i shouldve told you, okay? i know. i'm too late, i know. i shouldve asked you from the day we met. but you were so ... and- and i panicked! i love being your best friend, i do. but- but i just like you so much. i like you and i dont know what to do. i-"

"jun."

"no, listen! i get it. we're best friends and we've been best friends forever, and i know you don't see me that way, but-"

"jun!"

"-but watching you get attention from all these guys is just making me so- it's driving me insane. i cant stand the thought of you with someone else anymore. i know you havent really dated since we met, but even the thought makes me-"

"wen junhui! shut up!!"

he finally slammed his mouth shut at this, finally allowing your interruption to get through to him. he was now paying full attention to you. you were closer than he remembered before he started senselessly ranting at you. you were right in front of him, actually, staring up at him with eyes he had never seen before.

you grabbed his arms, limp at his sides, and wrapped them around your waist, now pressing the two of you almost chest to chest. he didn't know where this was going, but he'd allow you to do whatever you wanted as long as it meant it was him you were looking at and no one else.

"junnie ... you're such a fucking idiot."

okay. he already knew that.

"i like you too."

wait, what?

he gaped at you, "what?"

very smooth.

"you're so fucking stupid. you couldve just told me you liked me," despite your insults, you now had your arms wrapped around the back of his neck, almost pulling him down to you. it had his heart beating like crazy as he kept his own arms wrapped around you.

"i- you liked me?!"

"yes, you idiot! why do you think i havent dated anyone since we met?"

"i thought maybe you just didnt have any game, i dont know!"

"jun!"

"shit. sorry, i meant- hmph!"

your attack on him had been too quick for him to even process. without having realized, you had pulled him down the rest of the way, quite literally launching an attack on his lips with your own. for a few seconds he just stood there, eyes wide in surprise as he let you kiss him with no reciprocation. he was too shocked to respond, despite how badly he wanted to. it went like this until you pulled away, probably thinking this wasnt what he wanted.

he panicked once again, immediately pulling you back to his lips, backing you up against the nearest wall. that's when he really started to perform to his full potential. he pulled all stops, feeling nothing but pure bliss at finally feeling your lips against his. he licked frantically into your mouth, running his hands up and down every inch of your body, sighing at every moan that escaped your mouth and entered his.

he felt like he was on cloud nine, with you so pliant against his hold. suddenly an animalistic sense deep within him started to come out. every soft sigh you released against him, and every shudder of your body had his resolve breaking. he had to hold back from picking you up and pounding you into the wall. whatever it was that was taking over him, he had never felt before. there was a cloud in his mind giving him sinister thoughts; thoughts of you crying as he pistoned into you, letting all his desires finally release after the years-long wait for you to land in his arms.

"w-want you so fucking bad. please ...l he opted for communicating his desires, wanting nothing more than for you to reciprocate his insane want for you.

your response was found in you licking into his open mouth as he spoke, whispering at him to do whatever he wanted to you, claiming you had waited far too long to feel him. revealing that you thought of him every night and that your resolve had broken long ago.

his eyes rolled back at your lust, knowing his matched by a tenfold. he made quick work of your dress, pulling it up to uncover your crotch while pulling his own pants down just enough for him to begin rubbing his length against the thin cloth of your panties. he wanted your nude body so badly, but he knew it wasnt the time nor place. he'd save that vision for another day (most likely an hour or so, maybe after making you scream his name in the pub's bathroom).

"junnie ... please just-fuck! just fuck me," he understood your rush, already growing drunk on the feeling of his cock rubbing against your delicious cunt. god, that was yet another thing he needed to save for later; your thighs suffocating his head as he licked every drop of arousal out of you.

no. he needed to concentrate. he needed to get his cock wet and warmed up by your pretty cunt. and that's exactly what he did next, moaning out at the feeling of you enveloping him almost as if he'd belonged there all along.

"that's ... shit, that's such a pretty cunt, baby. fuck ..."

"wanted this cunt for so long, shit, fuck. it's so fucking good."

"all mine now ... no one else can have it .."

"fuck, gonna take you home and keep you locked in my room. go-gonna fuck you every day to make up for lost time, shit."

he couldn't help the candid words leaving his mouth. his mind kept screaming at him to show you how fucking badly he wanted you. there was nothing more perfect than the feeling of your body against his, all while your mewls of pleasure filled his ears. the thought of taking you home and keeping you in his arms forever made him feel like he was in nirvana. it almost overpowered the actual feeling of nirvana your cunt was giving him as you strangled his cock between your walls.

god, your cunt. he always knew you'd feel like heaven, but nothing couldve prepared him for this. no longer did he ever have to worry about the platonic wall that had been placed between him and your beautiful body (and mind and soul and everything else). now he had you all to himself, and he'd never let another man even imagine being in his current position.

"junnie ... need to cum. please. y-you're so fucking big. fuck!"

he needed to hear more of you. needed you to cry about his big cock bruising your cervix. so, he did what any reasonable person would and began pistoning in and out of you at a savage pace, feeding on the cries of pleasure leaving your lips.

"th-right there! fuck! junnie, please ... do-don't stop. gonna cum. g-gonna- shit ..."

not a single sentence could leave your body anymore as jun finally triggered your impending orgasm, with your own end dragging his out of him almost immediately.

the two of you breathed heavily against each other, hands unable to separate from the other's body for even a second. it felt comfortable; right. it was as if you'd done this together before. he felt like this was what he was supposed to be doing all along.

"do you really like me back?"

"jun, you idiot. yes! i wouldnt have let you fuck me in a dirty pub bathroom if i didnt like you."

"ah. hah, just making sure," he wasnt too sure where the horny monster inside of him had gone, now going back to his slightly awkward demeanor.

"now ... are you gonna make good on your promise?"

"huh?"

"gonna take me home and keep me locked up in your room?"

oh. you were flirting with him. your hands were rubbing at the back of his ear, making him swoon at your delicate touch. fuck, you were good at this. one word from you and he was putty in your hands. but it was fine. he liked it that way.

"y-yes."

"then take me home, baby. show me what you've been wanting to do to me all this time"

jun made a mental note to thank the bartender on his way out for making him jealous enough to act on his feelings as you dragged him away, clearly just as eager to get on his bed.

thank fucking god for that stupid bartender.

[lasciviouspoison]

had to write this concept before i forgot it, lol. tw: toji! x chubby!reader, reader is mentioned to be bratty and submissive, use of pet names (mama, sugar, baby), breeding!, reader being cock drunk and toji is pussy drunk like a mf. per usual, i write with black women/woc in mind but all are welcome to read and enjoy. love ya!

toji fucks his pretty chubby bunny like there’s no tomorrow every. single. time.

now of course it took the two of you a bit of time to get comfortable with each other. and by the two of you, i mean you. at first, you were apprehensive to toji seeing you in a bra, much less completely nude!

but after a couple of months, the two of you grew to love each other and your guard completely crumbled to the ground. finally allowing toji to see you, whenever he wanted, however he wanted.

hence why now, it doesn’t matter the occasion, time, or place, when he can fuck you. but just how many times he can get u to cum before he does.

and right now, in your shared candle lit bedroom, he’s at a record number of three…

“jesus fucking christ baby, love it when you lemme fuck ya like this” toji says in between thrusts. there’s sweat beading at his hair line, causing his raven black hair to dampen ever so slightly.

mindless babbles and cries leave your lips as a response, causing him to chuckle and stroke you at a painfully slow pace.

“c’mon baby, talk ta me. lemme know how good i make ya feel.” he’s in your ear, but it feels like his voice is traveling all over you. at this point, you’re so delirious, it feels like he’s talking from inside your head.

“toji y’feel s’good. wanna do this f’rever” you say with a heavy tongue, glossy lips, and tears streaming down your face. if you’d have seen yourself right now, you would’ve ran away from him, but toji can only think to himself how beautiful you look right now.

beautiful hair splayed over the pillows in such a perfect way. your sleepy eyes looking up through those beautiful eye lashes. the perfect nose and full lips. silver jewelry all tangled from the movements, but he doesn’t care. how could he care when your body, that perfect and pliant body, is on display for him? so soft and pretty. smelling of vanilla, you’re like his own piece of heaven. one that he gets to build up and tear down each time you let him.

it’s why each time you let him fuck, he does it like he wants to put you through the mattress.

“forever huh? maybe you should quit that stupid job like i told ya. stay at home and sit pretty for me while i take care of ya. would ya like that mama? tell me sugar.” he’s baiting you, but you’re too cock drunk to care.

“yessss! yesyesyesyes! i’ll quit, i’ll do wha’ever toji jus please don’t stop” your eyes are crossing and your toes are curling. it’s quite shocking how toji can turn such a bratty girl like you into such a submissive and mailable mess.

but he wouldn’t want it any other way.

“‘kay baby. i won’t stop. not gonna till i fill ‘er up. make ya a mama. oh! yer lil pussy must reallyyy like that idea, she tightened up on me, hehe” he says. but his strokes are getting sloppier by the second, so you know he’s close too.

without a second thought, toji sticks his thumb in your mouth and you automatically suck on it. he pulls it out with a ‘pop’ and rubs tiny circles on your clit. it makes your legs shake while you attempt to close them despite toji’s body being in the way.

he grabs your face with his other hand and kisses you deeply, tongue swiping over your bottom lip before entering your mouth. at this point, the two of you are moaning and whining into each others mouths like some horny teens.

it’s amazing how your neighbors haven’t complained about the noise yet.

toji removes his mouth from yours and buries his head in your neck, “gonna cum baby. want it inside?” his voice is gravely and his thrusts are getting harder by the second.

“yes toji! wan’ it inside me!” you manage to whine out.

didn’t have to tell him twice, “okay baby, g’nna give it to ya- ah- fuck! there ya go baby. there ya fuckin go. take it all”. he’s cumming so hard that his jaw locked, forcing him to talk through his teeth. his hands pry your legs open as far as they can go, trying to savor as much of you as he can before the sensitivity kills him.

you can feel the warmth from his cum shoot deep into you, which triggers your fourth orgasm of the night. the two of you are mindlessly grinding against each other while riding out your highs. toji making note to not drop his full weight onto you, but hold you close, which results in you being elevated slightly off the bed.

soon after, you can feel toji set you down gently and lay on top of you. hes stroking your hair and wiping your tears away until he hears you let out a loud breath.

“ya back with me mama?” voice laced with concern.

“m’okay now toji.” you say with a slightly shakey voice. your hand comes up to brush some of his hair out from in front of his eyes.

toji sits back on his knees, still inside you, and examines your face and upper body for any signs of him being too rough.

“was scared i hurt ya. i know i can get a lil too rough at times” he says while rubbing your boobs gently.

you let out a small laugh and adjust yourself on the bed, causing your hips to move back slightly on toji’s dick. he tries not to hiss at the feeling but his brain has turned to mush again and now all he can think about is how good you smell. “you’re never too rough toji. i’d tell you if you were”. you say with such a sweet and gentle smile, meanwhile toji feels like a fucking rabid animal.

and suddenly, he’s laying on top of you again, kissing and sucking on your neck. his hands have moved back down to your thighs where they’ve begun to push your legs back.

his head knocks into your jaw and he licks the side of your mouth. his body is burning hot and he’s running low on stamina, but he can’t help himself.

“good. cause m’still hard”.

[lixiepixiedust]

your stupid hair

pairing — bf!seungmin x f!reader; established relationship

word count — 617 words

warnings — she/her reader, drabble, fluff, horror movies, description of gore (scene in the movie)

summary — when you're terrified of horror movies and seungmin is a lil meanie about it. (is he really tho?)

As the eerie scenes unfolded on the screen, you couldn't help but bury your face deeper into the blanket fortress you had constructed. The flickering glow of the television cast shadows that danced across the room, heightening the suspense.

"Seungmin, seriously, why did we pick this?" you pleaded, your voice barely audible over the ominous soundtrack.

He chuckled, the glow of the screen reflecting in his eyes. "Come on, you said it yourself, it's Halloween. Besides, you literally promised you'd finally watch one with me. Commit to it."

You sighed, realizing there was no turning back now. "But Min, I might have nightmares for weeks."

Seungmin instinctively wrapped his arm around your bundled-up figure. The opening scene hadn't been that scary, but it was enough to get you scared for the darker moments ahead.

"Y/n, trust me, it's not that bad, I've seen this before," he reassured with a playful scoff. "Are you more scared of jumpscares or gore?"

"Jumpscares," you admitted, your voice almost a whisper.

"Good, there's not a lot of those in here," he comforted.

Your eyes widened. "So there's a lot of gore?" you gulped.

He chuckled softly. "Well, no."

"Then which one is it?" you asked, your nerves escalating.

"I would've said 'no' either way, no matter which one you asked," he mumbled, a sly smile playing on his lips.

"Can you at least cover my eyes when something scary is about to pop up?" you pleaded.

He leaned in, whispering, "You'll know it before it happens. The silence will prepare you."

"Seungmin, isn't that the point?" you whined, shooting him an annoyed look. "Just please warn me."

"I won't need to. Just don't worry, yea? It won't be too bad," he assured, and you huffed while he chuckled.

As the movie went on, there were no jumpscares yet since the movie was very slow moving. Seungmin pretended to have a bored expression on his face whenever you looked at him which made you laugh a bit. As the scene changed, Seungmin gulped. You were too preoccupied with hiding yourself to notice. His fingers were intertwined with yours, and he raised your hand, examining your wrist. A black elastic caught his attention, and he tugged on it with his free hand.

He always enjoyed creating random ponytails with your elastics, occasionally revealing his childish side. "Are you that bored, Seungmin?" you chuckled before pulling it off your wrist.

He shrugged and accepted it from you. You quickly returned your gaze to the screen, revealing an old VHS tape featuring the main murderer. The low-quality video and scratchy audio heightened the scare factor, causing you to bury your face in the blankets. Despite the fear, you forced yourself to keep your eyes open. As two characters opened a door, a dead body slouched on a chair with severed limbs and open wounds came into view. Your eyes widened, but the VHS effect lessened the gore, allowing you to keep watching. The camera moved in closer, revealing more gruesome details that made you cringe.

"Hey, Y/N, look at my hair," Seungmin said.

Turning your head away from the TV, you suddenly heard a loud scream emanating from the screen. Startled, you yelped and hid your face in the blankets. When the sound subsided, you looked back at the TV, realizing that a jumpscare had just ended.

Turning towards Seungmin with an irritated expression, you exclaimed, "Hey! You didn't tell me that was gonna happen. Gosh, you're lucky I was distracted and didn't see."

Seungmin chuckled, "Sorry, Y/n."

"You know, Seungmin. If it weren't for you and your stupid hair, I could've lost my soul," you shivered at the thought before averting your gaze back to the screen.

Seungmin's face lit up at that comment. His lips curved into a small, proud smile that you failed to notice. His little plan had worked.

[precious-little-scoundrel]

IM SORRY DID U SAY YOURE WORKING ON A FIC ABOUT “COP BIG DADDY ELVIS”?!?- please tell us more because this sounds like the greatest thing ever 😭

I did, Mon ami, I did indeed…welcome to the demented 2009, sweaty and non famous cop AU that @eliseinmemphis and myself cooked up in our feral yearnings one night.

Edit: it’s here

Allow me to lay a bit of the setting for us all, and maybe even throw in a few lines from the draft below.

Life is insular when you’ve been born and raised in a trailer park. A little El Paso suburb was never a thriving metropolis, what with its gas stations and dollar stores on the way to nothingness in the desert, but the recession didn’t help none. Your dreams of buying a car that might actually make it above 120 mph and not guzzle your wages in gas is a far off dream when you learn from officer Presley that your entrepreneuring father has been incarnated for racketeering across in Juarez. It’s a shame, a damn shame but it hardly throws a wrench in your life, you were already used to making it however you could. When workin’ at the trucker’s club turns into something a lil more illegal and Elvis has his morning waffle ruined by Joe Esposito yacking about the powers of your pink tongue…he feels a little responsible for leaving you without a father figure. He’s got top notch swamp coolers in his trailer, plenty of food and tiger figurines out front -and he’s got an interest in fast things, just like you.

You could do worse than shack up with such a fella; not that he’s offerin’ but you can tell by the flicker in his eye and the smirk of his lips that he’s as susceptible as the next guy watching you on the pole. Except this sweet, world weary cynic just might screw your gooey insides up worse than any threat or ogle from another man.

Snippet:

“Well, well officer Presley, finally got persnickety about laws, have ya?” you observed to yourself with a grin as you watched the handsome man swagger towards you along the white line in your side mirror, tugging at his pants as he neared, trying to shimmy the article of clothing a little higher but is impeded by his belt, stopped by his sizable belly, his holster and buckle sitting under the bulge of it.

Your mouth watered. It had been a year or two since you saw him last. He was always built, intimidating to all the stupid rascals he keeps in line along the border, but now he had become outright fat and his khaki shirt pulled apart between each button. Yet when he came up to your window, that little boy grin was still gracing one of the most exquisite faces known to man, and his voice was tender and playful when he greeted you, just as you once recalled. You could see his sweaty hair, matted on his chest and belly between the gaps, his underarms had massive pit stains, doubly apparent thanks to the light color of his police uniform.

Your smile had something of the she-wolf in it as you greeted him, sniffing the air in hopes of catching a whiff as he leaned on your window frame, nearly crowding you from outside. “Hey Miss Sweet Cheeks,” he greets, “you know why ya been pulled over?”

“Haven't got a clue, officer.” You stated the truth and enjoyed the way his title rolled off your tongue in a bantering way. It was easy.

Officer, officer. Somebody important and authoritative. No sir, yes sir, Officer.

His left eyebrow quirked and you wondered what he looked like at twenty five, how devastating that expression would have been before his wound and his meds and the water retention. Whatever power it may have once held, it holds nothing to this slightly bemused, slightly cynical world weariness that shows in his every expression now, that had a twitch of an eyebrow making you feel a fool. “You’re goin’ seventy in a forty five, Miss.” his tone was patient even as his face suggested he’d like to tan your hide for being so reckless. “Reckless endangerment of others, and yourself,” he quoted sternly, “it ain’t no small matter and I don’t countenance it on my highway.”

Gosh, you just loved it when he laid claim to government property like highways and interstates. It helped you smile meekly at him and nod.

“Sorry officer, I got lax.” You purred, batting your eyes and you could see the heavy flap of their coal coated weight in your periphery. “I’ve seen you lettin’ me flyby on the interstate. I guess I thought…”

[mirkwoodmunson]

This is a weird ask maybe? But like, I have a really shitty relationship with my family, they make me seem like my emotions are overreactions. Soooo I was wondering if you could possibly do a lil hurt/comfort blurb where reader has a tough time showing emotions because of that, and Eddie insists that she can and won’t be judge n all that stuff? 💖

Have a lovely day, I love your writing!

nooo not weird at all + you are so valid ❤️

thank you so much!! i hope you have a lovely day too!!!

“c’mooon, crabbypants. out with it. what’s goin’ on?”

usually his goading and teasing gets you to grin, elicits a snort and makes you playfully shove his shoulder. usually.

he sits beside you only rotated — while you were sat normally at the picnic table, he sat on the table itself with his feet planted on the bench beside you, facing the opposite direction, elbows on his knees and leaning toward you with a wide smirk, aiming a waggling finger in your direction that threatens to come closer and tickle your ear or pick your nose. eddie was unpredictable like that.

“knock it off, eddie,” you state flatly, deftly swatting his hand away with a huff.

again, usually he would double down, but eddie knows you well enough by now that he’s been able to pick up on your quirks. he can tell the silly ‘knock it off’s’ from the serious ones, and that one was serious enough to make his smile falter a bit, shadowed by concern.

when he sees you like this it just makes him want to help you. it just makes him sad that you’re sad. far be it from him to allow this dark cloud to continue shadowing you.

you’re hunched over an open notebook, doodling in the margins of some notes. from the corner of your eye you see eddie crane down, leaning to the side trying to get a look at you, before he leans back up and simply drops down a level and onto the bench with you, grunting with the force. he watches for your reaction. you continue to hunch.

the quiet continues between you two, eddie just sits facing the opposite way while you continue to write. he props an elbow on the table and slides it down till he’s leaning way over, slouched towards you, craning his head to find your eyes. when they flit up to meet his, his brow raises slightly and he smiles that cheesy, dorky smile. a face that says, very simply, ‘talk to meee~!’

you sigh heavily and flip your notebook closed, eddie swings a leg over so he’s straddling the bench, facing you, resting an arm on the table waiting for you to say something. but you still don’t say anything, instead picking at the warped wood beneath your palms.

after another beat of silence, eddie raises his own palms to his mouth, and blows a startlingly loud raspberry into them, making you jump in your seat and whip your head around to look at him; and when you do he’s grinning at you and wheezing quiet laughter. you can’t help the upwards quirk in the corner of your mouth, not when he’s looking at you like that with that big toothy smile, your cheeks warming.

“there you are!” he beams, excited that he’s gotten a positive reaction, and scoots closer. you sigh softly and the smile grows a little, mimicking him and lifting a leg over the bench to straddle it and face eddie. a little more serious, softer, he says, “c’mon, y/n, you know you can talk to me. spill.”

“…you’ll think it sounds so stupid, i-“

“noo nononono, hey. look at me,” he speaks so gently but it’s insistent, and so you do. his brown eyes are warm and soothing and hold your gaze with a tender concern. “don’t say that shit. please? literally nothing you say is stupid. nothing.”

your heart beats heavy and you start to look down, but eddie catches your chin with a loose fist and holds it up for you, meets your eye again,

“hey hey hey, listen! what’re you scared of, huh?” he’s smiling, encouraging, and gently stroking your chin with his thumb, “you’re talkin’ to eddie ‘the freak’ munson. the guys in hellfire, you think i judge them? think i like hangin’ around you so i can pick you apart?” with his free hand he playfully pinches your arm and you squeak, finally expelling a giggle, and eddie lights up and finds you can hold yourself up now as he puts his hands on your knees. you look at him without trouble now, smiling at each other.

“you— you can tell me anything, and i’m always gonna listen. i’m always here, and i’m never gonna judge you, i just…” he squeezes your knees. “i wanna help. okay? i-i want… i want you to feel like you can talk to me. like i’m… safe. y’know?”

you nod softly and marvel at the boy before you.

“so,” eddie says, and takes one of your hands into his own. “let’s hear it. what’s goin’ on?”

and you tell him. and he holds your hand all the while.

[secretaccountlol]

“You’re killing me, Peter!”

Hello loves <3 Here’s a snack for you!!

(I decided to call short stories and drabbles “snacks” )

18+ no minors plz and thank you! <3

Cw time: Choking, safe word mentioned but not used, praise, a bit of dumbification, ass slapping >:)

Enjoy!

“P-Peter please” you moaned. “I c-can’t move anymore!” You whine as you lean against his chest, you hear the rumble of laughter .

“Aw baby but you’re the only one who said you wanted to ride me until I came 5 times, you’re tapping at 3?”

He embraces you, you sigh. “Yes, yes I am” you pout, “You have too much stamina for me, spidey..”

Peter sticks out his tongue, slamming into you.

“Fuck! Peter-!” Your hands grip his shoulders as your eyes widen.

“Issa okay sweetheart I’ll help you out..” his voice was low as he licked the shell of your ears before slapping your ass, earning an “eep!”

“Remember the safe word, my love?” Peter's head tilted, your head shook rapidly. “Yes! Pineapple..” your chest puffed out, cheesing.

“Ha- yes” Peter grabbed your chin, kissing you roughly. “Good girl” your heart fluttered.

His hands gripped softly your throat, “Does my pretty girl like to see my hands as a necklace, hm?” You nod as much as you're allowed, your eyes matched his as he licked his lips.

“God, you’re too sexy-“ you laugh before being slammed down to the bed. “Pe-“ the wind was knocked outta you as Peter vigorously fucked himself into you, you can’t get a word out, your eyes roll back as you take him in.

“Mm, tsk. No baby keep your eyes on me” Peter's voice keeps you steady as you whimper gazing into those teddy brown eyes. “I love that dazed look in your eyes, your perfect y'know?” He tilts your chin up, “Say it, say your perfect, baby.” You moan in response, he slaps your ass again, you yelp. “Say it.” You huff as you try to speak.

“I-I-ah!” You whine as Peter hits your g-spot. “Come on baby you got it.” Peter's words of encouragement, burn you as you close your eyes. “I-I’m p-Per-fuck! Perfect!!” Your voice squeals as you cum, you feel too drained to move as your eyes open slowly.

“Mm, that was good, babe!” Peter hovered over you as his smile took over his face, you smiled back, dopey. “Mmhnn hehe yessss very gud!” You giggled softly. Peter nuzzled you as you laughed, “Fucked you stupid hm? “ You hummed in response, Peter grinned. “Let’s take a Lil break love.” You grunt in response a whiny “nooo” breaks through the air before Peter kisses your head softly. “Don’t be such a brat. Plus, you still haven’t made me cum 5 times yet, babe. We are far from done-“ you grunt again but for a different reason.

“You’re torturing me, Peter!” You exasperated.

“You asked for the torture, my love” Peter kiss your lips softly

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[Feel Special. Ending]

Synopsis: Getting closer to Jotaro spells good news for you, but then again you still have the issue of Dio lurking behind.

Au: Royal Au

Warnings: Smut, Jealously, violence mostly.... nothing really to out there. though there is 18+ content in this chapter! If you want to skip it will have a lil warning when it starts and ends, other than that, Please enjoy!

Also please read the little note at the end for future fanfic endeavors.

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☆Here's the first part!: Feel Special

꒰ ୨୧ ─ ・┈ ・ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ─ ・┈ ꒱꒱

“Ahh! Miss Y/n~ Jotaro wishes to see you!”

You giggle at the singing voice of Evan entering your room. Evan comes over and slings her arms around you.

rocking you back and forth. “He says he’ll like to take you out!” Evan teases and you feel heat rise to

your cheeks. “Aww Look at you blushing~! I’ll go let him know you’re ready!” Evan exclaimed before leaving as quickly as she arrived. You shake your head at the bubbly girls antics

It’s been about 3 months since you left alongside the prince and his advisor. You were moved to the Joestar estate, a large manor where the family stayed.

You were the personal advisor to Queen Holly, a cheerful older woman who was Jotaro’s Mother. She was a pretty blonde with bright greenish blue eyes and a bubbly spirit, the total opposite of her darling son.

It was your job to help her out with daily tasks, and help her with passing down the royal crown to her son.

Speaking of her son..

Prince Kujo had become your close friend during this trying time. He supported you during your transition to the new job. He 

Make sure that you were comfortable when it came to anything you needed. From walking you to your room at night, to helping you fix the food for the day, the prince was not leaving you alone.

Evan said it was because you reminded him so much of Isabel, someone who did the exact same things you did.

You wanted so badly to ask the Prince about his late friend, but you didn’t want to open any wounds and ruin your chance in the new home you were living in.

You had heard about her from Mariah already, but you wanted to know the princes side, as you knew he was the one most deeply affected by the woman's tragic passing.

Sighing you ran a hand through your hair, you jumped as you heard a deep voice in your room.

“Are you ready?”

You turned around to face the prince, who was dressed in a simple black turtleneck and white slacks. He was without his signature hat for once and he held a soft smile on his lips.

You nodded and slowly got up out of your chair and walked over to him. Jotaro held out his hand and you took it, allowing him to guide you out the door.

You had to ask him about her today.

—--------

Jotaro took you to the beach.

He remembered that you had said you’ve never been, so he kept his promise and made sure he brought you out to come and see the ocean. 

The two of you sat near a secluded area of the beach sitting beside each other.

You looked out to the ocean and leaned against the Prince. Jotaro places a hand on your thigh, making you look up at him.

“I know you want to know about Isabel.”

You froze and went to look away but Jotaro moved your face back to face him. The Prince pulled you into his lap, wrapping his arms around you, holding you in place.

“You remind me so much of her…” He starts out softly. He places his head in the crook of your neck with a soft sigh. “Isabel was my best friend. I was raised alongside her basically, split apart by our class differences.” You place your hands on top of Jotaro’s, listening to him talk.

“Isabel had blonde hair, it was long and fell to her back, she had pretty green eyes and brown skin. She took nothing from anyone. She was not one for bullshit. She made sure that everyone knew that..” You could feel the prince begin to shake a bit, he held you tighter as he took a deep breath.

“Then…then.. She went to work for that bastard…that stupid bastard. She was so headstrong, even when I told her I didn't think it was a good idea, she still went ahead with it and started a job there. And at first, everything was fine. She visited me often and she was fine. She was still her spunky self…but…then one day, she came back crying..”

Jotaro could remember like it was yesterday, he had just come back from talking with his grandfather to come to Evan holding Isabel in her arms. Isabel was hard down crying, sobbing her eyes out.

“He…he lied to me…He lied to me Jojo!...”

Jotaro knew of Isabel’s feelings for the blonde bastard known as Dio. He also knew of his promiscuous ways, he warned his dear friend about it, but she had told him that he had changed.

But when she came to him crying, he knew that was false. His heart broke as he walked over and held his dear friend.

Jotaro hated how hurt she sounded. He hated it and he wanted her to stay far far away from Dio. 

But of course, he knew she wanted closure.

“Isa, I don’t think you should go over there…” 

“Oh I’ll be fine Jojo! I’ll be right back! I just need closure…I need to know why…why he did it Jojo!”

“But-”

“I’ll be fine! I’ll see you tonight!”

"But-"

"No buts! I love you Jojo! I'll be back!"

Jotaro watched as she walked away from him. And when she walked out that door, she walked out of his life and that was the last time that he ever saw her again.

He didn’t know what happened until Mariah came to visit Evan one day, and broke the news to the Prince.

His friend was dead.

She was found with a stab wound in the side of her neck, it was said that she had a look of shock and betrayal on her features. And it was then that Jotaro knew that Dio had taken her from him.

“I don’t want to lose you like How i lost her..” He muttered holding you close to his body. You could feel tears welling up in your eyes as Jotaro finally let you go.

You moved around so you could face him now. You placed both of your hands on the side of his cheeks and stared him in the eyes. Jotaro’s eyes were watery, like he was about to cry or was crying.

“I promise you’re not going to lose me, Your Highness. I won’t leave you alone..” You answer him, your eyes fall to his plush lips and your mind is racing.

Should you kiss him? Would that be wrong? He just told you a story about his dead friend would this be the right thing to do?

You took up all your courage and pulled the Prince in for a kiss. You watched as his eyes widened before they fluttered close slowly.

You wrapped your arms around his neck before he moved to lay back on the sand. Jotaro moved his lips against your, pulling you closer to him.

Every time Jotaro looked at you, You were a splitting image of Isa.

From the way you talked, to the way you dressed, Even down to the way you interacted with him and Evan. It was like she was in you, channeling herself through you.

Though, you were also nothing like her. You had someone rational thinking, you knew that Dio was wrong.  You knew what you wanted, and what Dio was offering was not

It pained the prince to think of what happened to Isabel to happen to you, vanishing just to pop up dead. Stab wound in the neck, left for all her friends to find her.

All because she went back for answers..

He knew that you were thinking of going back too , So he was going to do what ever he could do to keep you here. To keep you safe and prevent himself from losing someone else so special to him…

Someone he loved…

—--------(smut ahead!)-----------

“A-ah..Your Majesty w-what-ah~!”

Being underneath the Prince/future king of the Joestar family was not on your list. 

Jotaro had your legs up on his shoulders as his hips slammed against yours, the male leaned down to capture your lips in his to muffle your moans into pittiful little whimpers.

“Yes? Tell me what you want princess? Tell your king what you want..” Jotaro’s low voice sent shivers down your spine, you were so glad that your room was on the opposite side of the manor. You would have been so embarrassed if someone could hear your whines.

“Ngh..please harder…” You begged and Jotaro could only smirk as he moved to press your legs against your chest.

You let out a choked gasp as he pulled all the way out just to slam back in, setting the tone for the brutal pace that followed. Your pathetic little gasps and moans filled the air along with Jotaro’s soft grunts.

“This little pussy belongs to me doesn’t it princess?..” He asks and you nod furiously. The Prince may not be a usually talkative person, but the filthy words that were leaving his mouth at this time had your head spinning.

“Such a tight pussy…made just for me..”

“No one can ever fuck you as good as i can princess…”

“Be a good girl and tell them who’s fucking you right now…”

Your head was spinning from all the dirty words.

Jotaro soon pulls out of you, leaving you a whining mess but the Prince shushes you. “Ah ah..don’t whine. I’ll help you finish princess…” You blush as Jotaro lifts you so easily to position you on his lap, directly in front of a mirror.

You watch as Jotaro takes his cock in his hand and realigns himself at your entrance before sinking you back down on his cock. The male placed kisses along your neck as he slowly helped you move up and down. 

“I don't know why Dio wasted all his love on someone else..” He muttered softly, his hands trailing over your body.

They finally settled on your breasts, cupping them within his large hands. Your soft whimpers were music to his ears. 

Jotaro hated to admit it, but he loved seeing you this vulnerable. He hated seeing you so scared with your guard up when you first got here, thinking you were going to be scolded for doing things wrong.

He found himself slowly falling for you and wanting to do anything to protect you from what was going to happen. 

He refused to let you get hurt by that bastard. And in order to do that..

He had to make sure you were his…

"I'm going to make sure you always know you're special..."

—--------(smut end!)---------------------

Jotaro smiled as he had you in his arms.

It was a mandatory event for all royals to attend, it was discussing matters of the kingdom and how the economy was doing it. And he made sure people knew you were with him, to his hand lingering on your hip, to pulling you away from prying eyes and holding you from behind, the Prince was being cocky. 

I mean who wouldn’t? You were beautiful and smart, anyone would want you.

Jotaro left your side for a bit to talk to some of the other higher up royals. And as quick as he left, you felt a hand tap your shoulder.

You turned around to see Olivia staring back at you, she looked apologetic and you gave her a polite smile. 

“Oh Olivia, how are you?”

 “Y/n” 

Olivia looked to be a shell of the former girl that made your life a living hell. she looked broken, empty as if the only thing in her life was taken away from you.

"Oliv-"

"I should've listened to you. Lord Dio is awful Y/n.." She quickly cried out softly, pulling you into a hug. "Ever since you left, he kept trying to turn other girls into you, and when it didn't work.."

She paused for a second squeezing you. "They were killed."

You gasped at her words but watched as Olivia pulled back from her hug with a saddened expression.

She then looked around before leaning in to whisper in your ear. 

“Lord Dio is watching you..” She muttered and you felt the hairs on your neck stand up straight. You looked behind her to meet red eyes, staring back at yours with an almost shocked look that soon turned into a smirk.

When you looked back to Olivia, she mouthed the words 'I'm sorry' to you before grabbing your hand roughly and tightly.

Olivia they began to pull you towards the male, and you could feel fear rise up in your body, but on top of fear…it was confusion? Why in the hell was the once cocky Olivia bringing you to the man she fought tooth and nail for.

You were now in front of Dio and he only smirked down at you, “My little pet…you’ve become so beautiful..” He says, one of his hands coming up to caress your cheek. You backed away and he only chuckled at your reluctance. 

“What happened to the spunky little thing that I once had?” He asked and you turned your cheek at him, highly annoyed with how he was talking to you.

“I am not yours Brando. Apparently I never have and I never will be.” You snapped and he placed a hand under your chin.

“Oh really? Then who do you ‘belong’ to?”

“Not you, you damn spoiled banana peel.” You sighed in relief as Evan walked over. She was already disgusted by the male, so seeing him come up to you didn’t help anything out at all. She pushed the male back only to have her hand gripped by him.

“I would back off if I were you. Evan.”

“Oh we on a first name basis? I’m honored~. Now get your filthy mitts off me.” Evan snatched her hand away before going to lead you away.

Dio scoffed as he looked at the two of you before walking up to you. He suddenly gripped Evan by the back of her hair, earning a yell of pain as he gripped hard. He then looked at you, an unmistakable look of jealously across his features.

“So you’re just going to leave me like that? After All I did for you Y/n! You’re just going to leave me for some stupid ass Joestar?!” Dio shoved Evan to the ground and pulled you to his chest. You let out a yelp of pain as he gripped your arm tightly.

“Answer me dammit! What does he have that I don't? I can give you anything you want! ANYTHING!” You hated the fact that it was an unspoken law that if a royal was yelling at someone of a lower class, they would turn their heads.

“D-dio you’re hurting me-”

Dio laughed at your pathetic pleas before gripping harder, so hard in fact that you thought it was going to leave a bruise when he finally lets go.

“Dammit Isabel! Tell me, WHY IS HE BETTER THAN ME!?”

You stared at Dio scared.

When Dio looked down at you...

All he saw was...Her....his beloved.

You could barely process what he called you, you managed to get away from him and that only seemed to infuriate him even more.

"Oh you think I'm going to let you get away so easily Y/n?...leaving me and slutting around with that fucking prince. HOW DARE YOU!?"

You blinked and saw him draw a blade, You let out a loud scream and you turned to run from him. 

Dio was in a blind jealous rage, It was clear why Isabel left. 

He wasn’t treating her right at all, so when she found comfort in her friend, Prince Kujo, she took it. She fell for someone better, and it seemed like history was repeating itself with you.

And Dio wasn’t going to let this happen again.

Dio grabbed your hand and swung his knife, plunging the knife into your shoulder, You could feel yourself crumple to the ground. You cried out in pain and hit the ground, other guests now starting to scream and run away from the male.

“Y/n!” You could hear Jotaro shout from the crowd but you couldn’t really focus due to the pain from your shoulder, and Dio gripping your hair and forcing you up.

“I refuse to lose another one! I refuse to allow another one of my pets, LEAVE, for that stupid fucking joestar prick.” Dio leaned down and placed the blade against your neck.

“My little y/n…”

You felt tears welling in your eyes as he pressed it closer to your neck.

“Say hello to Isabel for me…”

You braced yourself for your neck to be slit only to have nothing come. You cracked open your eyes and saw Jotaro on top of Dio, fighting him.

You could hear Dio yell in pain, and Jotaro grunt in anger, the noises of punches flying was really starting to get drowned out by the relentless thumping of your head.

You couldn’t really understand anything because of how weak you felt, and you laid flat against the floor. Evan quickly came over to help you, pressing on the wound to stop the bleeding. 

You gave her a weak smile. Evan looked down at you worried, that emotion only sparking with your next sentence.

"I'm starting to get sleepy.." "No no! No sleeping Y/n!"

Evan struggling to keep you awake as she constantly shook you, the blood staining your dress and dripping to the floor..

“Come on Y/n! Stay awake!” You could barely register the blonde as your vision started to get blurry, you could hear another set of footsteps coming over and you were quickly scooped up from the ground and in strong arms.

Your head leaned back and you could make out the figure to be Jotaro, He was cursing to himself as he quickly carried you out. 

The prince was jittering, he didn’t want anything to happen to you at all. He was scared, an emotion that he rarely felt. He should’ve never left your side, he should’ve known that Dio was going to pull a stunt like this.

He’s done this before.

But this time, Jotaro refused to let you die on him.

He couldn’t lose the one he loved to the same male again.

—------------------------------------

You could barely remembered what transpired, Your eyes fluttered open and you saw the Queen hovering over you carefully. She gasped and quickly whisper yelled for Evan and her son.

Holly grabbed your hand and sighed in relief. “I’m so glad you’re okay darling…” She says and you gave her a weak smile.

She placed a hand on your forehead, before going to remove the covers to allow you to sit up.

Glancing over at the mirror, you saw the ugly stitches that were covering your shoulder.

“Lord Dio vanished after the attack on you…similar to what he did to Isabel. But unlike with Isa, I doubt he’s coming back” Holly explained and you nodded, a hand tracing the stitches, wincing as you applied slight pressure on the wound.

Evan and Jotaro soon came in and Evan ran up to you and hugged you, being mindful of your scar. “Oh thank god..thank god you’re okay” She started. “I don’t think I can deal with whiny Prince Kujo any longer.” She joked, earning a smack on the back of the head from the male.

She moved out of the way so that Jotaro could hold you, and Holly smiled at the two of you, “Me and Evan will give you two some privacy..” She makes a motion for Evan to follow her as she leaves the bedroom.

The silence between you and Jotaro is deafening at first, before he moves to place a soft kiss on your forehead.

“I almost lost you..” He mumbles and you bring a hand up to his cheek.

“But you didn’t…” You reply and he gives you a soft, yet pained smile.

Jotaro moves to hold you in his arms, he pressed you so close to his chest, almost afraid that if he lets go you’re going to vanish from his life.

“When I saw you on that ground…I saw images of Isabel flash before my eyes…I couldn’t let history repeat itself…” He says as he runs his hands along your back.

“I freaked out so bad, So I just picked you up and ran, Evan was struggling to keep up. I was just focused on saving you.” 

You listened to Jotaro, feeling his chest begin to shake, when you looked up, you could see the tears dripping down the prince's face. 

“God I thought I was going to lose the love of my life again…I couldn’t take it. Evan, Pucci and several others had to pull me off the bastard. I wanted him dead. Rumor has it he’s run off somewhere…with his damaged ego.”

You snuggled into Jotaro as he spoke. It was rare when the Prince spoke this much, so as bad as the situation was, you found yourself comforted by his voice.

“Jojo..”

Jotaro looked down at you, “Yes?” You reached a hand up to place a kiss on his lips, your hips slowly moving against his, as if this was going to be the last time.

Jotaro returned the soft kiss, interlacing his extra hand with yours.

In your head you were safe for now, you knew for center if Dio decided to show his damn face around, then he would be done.

And for once…

You feel loved…You feel so special…

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Thank you for reading! I apologize if the ending wasn’t what you really expecting, it’s because I plan to do a spin off series with this Universes Dio!

Now that this main series is over, the next series I will be working on is Turbulence, and I have another oneshot song fic I will be releasing soon! I hope you all enjoy! <3

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS GRAND EDITION Gentei Tokuten Drama CD ”The Test Wars: Winter Break On the Line!”

Original title: 冬休みをかけたテスト戦争

Source: Diabolik Lovers GRAND EDITION Gentei Tokuten Drama CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Katsuyuki Konishi, Midorikawa Hikaru, Kaji Yuki, Hirakawa Daisuke, Takashi Kondou, Takahiro Sakurai, Kimura Ryouhei, Tatsuhisa Suzuki, Kishio Daisuke

Translator’s note: This CD was honestly a little...disappointing? It felt like very little was accomplished in the end and none of the guys really got to shine. Even though it’s about the exams, we don’t get to see (or hear) any of them study at all. I guess it’s because they already did a CD very similar to this one, so I suppose they didn’t want to repeat that. I honestly would have much rather seen a CD about the Sakamaki & Mukami family going skiing together over the winter break. That could be a wild ride. :p

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Ayato: …Oi! Whatcha bein’ so restless for? God, I can’t believe you’re gettin’ all excited over Winter Break. How old are you, five? 

Anyway, as my possession, you’re bein’ quite cheeky, thinkin’ ‘bout how you’ll spend the break and all. You just need to spend time with me, end of the story.

You ask him how he will spend his break. 

Ayato: …Shut up, Chichinashi! That’s none of your business, is it? Why do I have to tell you? It’s already bad enough that I have to go to school period, so no way in hell I’m also adjustin’ to some stupid rules made up by a bunch of humans.

You ask if he would rather not have a winter break at all then.  

Ayato: Haah…? I never said I don’t want a break, did I? Honestly, a break sounds great just ‘bout now. Studyin’ is just a big pain in the ass after all. 

Reiji: Haah…I was wondering what the two of you could be talking about over here, but you’re already discussing your winter break plans? 

Laito: I think you might be getting a bit ahead of yourself there, Ayato-kun. 

Kanato: Agreed. Besides, she is mine, so I’d highly appreciate it if you would stop talking as if she belongs to you. 

Ayato: Haah!? Who are you callin’ yours…!? 

Laito: Nfu~ Kanato-kun’s casually trying to claim her, but Bitch-chan belongs to me, remember? 

Subaru: Haah!? Cut the crap! I can’t believe you’re just lettin’ these guys say all of this stuff…Why don’t you talk back a lil’ too, huh!? 

 You frown. 

Shuu: Pwaah…Nn…Shut up…You guys woke me up. You really are a nuisance. 

Reiji: I believe you are the biggest nuisance of us all for sleeping in such a place. Although right now, I have to give Ayato a reality check first. 

Ayato: Haah!? What do you mean, reality? Honestly, you always talk like you’re the shit.

Reiji: Good grief…Sorry to break it to you Ayato, but I am afraid you simply do not learn. 

Ayato: …What’s your problem, you fuckin’ Four-Eyes!? Dare say that one more time!

Reiji: I do not mind repeating myself as many times as needed if that is what you wish. 

Ayato: Che…!

Reiji: Since you appear to be completely ignorant of your current predicament, allow me to take this opportunity to make it clear to you. While you are free to get excited about the break, please do not forget that there will be exams right before. 

*Poing* 

Ayato: …!? E-Exams...you say!? 

Laito: Aha! Geez, Ayato-kun! Seems like it completely slipped his mind!

Subaru: How do you even forget about that…? You’re a sophomore, aren’t you!? 

Kanato: I’m sure he’s the type of guy who conveniently forgets everything he doesn’t want to remember. 

Ayato: …Fuck off! Get off your high horse already! I only forgot ‘bout those stupid tests because I didn’t deem them worthy to remember!

Kanato: You plan to ignore Father’s orders? I doubt you will get away with that. …Aah, but, I suppose that could be interesting as well. Right, Teddy? 

Ayato: N-No way! I never said, did I!? 

Reiji: Ayato. Your homeroom teacher called me in to talk earlier. Your grades are far too terrible, if you keep this up, you will surely have to repeat the year.

Ayato: Repeat the year…!? Oi, are you bein’ serious!? 

Reiji: Why would I lie about it? For one, you sleep through most of your classes. So how would you expect your grades to be stellar when you never study at home either? 

Ayato: Keh…

Shuu: Tests are just a big pain in the ass. I honestly don’t understand the people who get all serious about them. 

Reiji: Shuu. This warning applies to you as well. After all, who is the guy who already had to repeat his year once because he could not be bothered to do anything? 

Shuu: Oh yeah, I guess that happened. Well, I definitely don’t want a repeat of the North Pole fiasco, so I actually anticipated and did the bare minimum this year. 

Reiji: …

Laito: Reiji. Too much anger is not good for your health. Shuu has always been like this, so why get upset over it now? 

Reiji: …Either way, to ensure that no other member of this family gets held back a year, I shall personally tutor you so Ayato, please bear that in mind. 

Ayato: Haah…!? 

Reiji: By the way, you do not have the right to refuse. If the results of your tests are not up to par, then you will devote your entire winter break to your studies. 

Ayato: Reiji, you bastard…Don’t be decidin’ this for me! …Also Chichinashi, what’s up with that look? Don’t tell me you’re pityin’ me!? 

Laito: Bitch-chan is so kind~ Those bad grades are something he brought upon himself, so no need to pay mind to it. More importantly…How would you like to spend our winter break? How about we both retreat to my room for some ‘naughty fun’...~? 

Subaru: Don’t make me gag! I don’t see how anythin’ good could come from lettin’ you have her during the break. 

Laito: Oh? Would you perhaps like to join in as well, Subaru-kun~? I don’t mind. I guess the three of us can all have a good time together then!

Subaru: Did you listen to one word of what I said!? Fuck…I never alluded to that, did I!? ーー O-Oi! Whatcha touchin’ her for!? 

Laito: …Mm~ Bitch-chan’s hair smells so wonderful. This fair skin of yours as well…Even just looking at it makes me weak in the knees…I guess it’s because your blood is just so sweet and delicious? 

Shuu: Oi, Laito. Can’t you shut up for even one second? It gets even worse when you’re around her so back off. 

Laito: Eeh~? No way. If anything, I want to cuddle even closer to her. Nfu~ I wouldn’t mind having a little sip of her blood eiーー 

Shuu pulls you away from Laito. 

*Rustle* 

Shuu: Enough with the bullshit. …And what is your deal, huh? At least fight back a little more. By reacting like that, you’re basically asking him to suck your blood. 

Laito: Excuse me, Shuu? Could you not pull her away out of nowhere? She seems to be in pain. 

Shuu: …It’s your fault for trying to suck her blood.

Laito: Eh? You’re putting the blame on me!? How cruel!

You frown.

Shuu: You always seem to be having such a good time when I suck your blood, so can’t you let this one slide?

Kanato: Please just let go of her hand already. It’s highly upsetting. …What is the problem with you guys? Are you trying to show off on purpose? 

Shuu: Not really…That’s not my intention. 

Kanato: Honestly…You’re not in the clear either. You always let everyone do with you as they please…Are you testing my patience, perhaps? While I do like submissive dolls, it isn’t exactly enjoyable to witness other men have their way with you right in front of my eyes. You don’t seem to realize that you belong to me. You are my plaything. Therefore, all you need to do is do as I please. If you fail to comprehend that…Perhaps I should just make it so you cannot move at all? 

Subaru: …Ugh. 

*THUD*

Subaru: Cut the crap! …Oi, you! Come here already!

Subaru pulls you his way. 

*Rustle* 

Kanato: …!? What do you think you’re doing, Subaru!?

You thank him.  

Subaru: Ah? …No need to thank me. Honestly, these guys just keep on spoutin’ bullcrap…It pisses me off!

*THUD* 

Reiji: Please leave it at that! We have gotten quite a bit off-topic…but the matter we need to discuss right now is Ayato’s grades problem. 

Ayato: Who cares ‘bout that crap!? 

Reiji: Stop being so stubborn, Ayato. If you fail these upcoming exams as well, you will no longer get any pocket money!

Ayato: …Hah!? Fuck that!

Laito: Ayato-kun, I think you might regret going against what Reiji says~ Or else it won’t just be during the winter break, but you might never get any money again.

Subaru: Heh! Serves you right!

Ayato: That’s fuckin’ dirty, Reiji!

Reiji: Call it whatever you please. Besides, as a noble Vampire, you should be ashamed of yourself for getting worse grades than mere humans! 

Ayato: Fuck…Guess I have no other choice. Just this one time, ‘kay!? Still, you really think I’m gonna study all by myself? Chichinashi and all of these fuckers will suffer with me as well!

Subaru: Haah!? Why do we have to keep you company!? 

Kanato: Exactly. You’re the one who’s at risk of having to repeat his year, correct? This doesn’t apply to us!

Shuu: I’m definitely not tagging along.

Laito: Hm~ Personally, I wouldn’t mind joining in if Bitch-chan is there as well~

Reiji: How ridiculous…Are you perhaps hoping that I will be more lenient with more people around? I believe it is time to you stop struggling in vain and just honestーー 

Kou: M-neko-chan~!

Reiji: You guys…

Kou: Hey, hey! It’s almost winter break, right? The four of us are planning a ski trip so why don’t you join us? 

Ayato: Aah!? Are you out of your fuckin’ mind!? She’ll be hangin’ with me during the break!

Kou: Eh!? You don’t have any time to play, do you? Don’t you have to study? I’m pretty sure that you’ll be stuck studying the whole break if you get bad grades on the upcoming exams so you won’t be able to hang out, will you? 

Ayato: Kuh…

Reiji: Eavesdropping, I see. What a nice hobby you have there.

Laito: Hm~ The whole Mukami family is here, it seems. 

Kou: Man, you really must have it rough having to keep up with the selfish whims of the Sakamaki family. …Hey, don’t you think so too, Subaru-kun? 

Subaru: Shut up!! I mean, I’m part of that family too, aren’t I!? I bet you’re askin’ me on purpose!

Kou: Geez, how cold. If you keep on making that scary face, you won’t get any love from M-neko-chan~

Subaru: …!! You bastard…!!

Yuma: Oi, Sow. Yer grades aren’t half bad, are they? Then why don’t you join us before Ayato gets ya involved in his mess? 

Azusa: Hey, Eve…Let’s hang out together…I’m sure skiing will be fun…Ah, but I guess it might not be with me around…Although in my case, I enjoy any time as long as we spend it together…

You assure Azusa that you enjoy his company too. 

Azusa: Ah…I’m happy…You really are so kind…

Kanato: Kuh…Why are you guys here? 

Azusa: Why…? We just so happened to pass by…That’s all…

Kanato: Please don’t tell such blatant lies! I bet you secretly followed us, didn’t you!? That’s so creepy, it’s making me gag!

Yuma: Oi…! Stop throwin’ a hissy fit over every fuckin’ lil’ thing! 

Kanato: How about I sew that loud mouth of yours closed instead!? 

Yuma: Aah!? The fuck did ya just say!? Ya wanna throw fists, mate!? 

Ruki: Cut it out. What’s the point in lowering yourself to their level? There is no need for us to give those guys any attention, is there? 

Ayato: Ahー God! Shut up already, all of you! We stay quiet for two seconds and you instantly assume you can just run your damn mouths! All I need to do is pass my exams, right!? 

Ruki: I honestly cannot imagine that happening to the guy whose grades have been rock bottom the whole semester. 

Ayato: Kuh…Oi, Ruki! Don’t think you’re the shit just ‘cause you’ve got good grades! I can pass those exams with ease as long as I put in just a little effort. 

Kou: A little, you say? That’s an interesting claim, Ayato-kun. Ruki-kun is pretty smart, you see? 

Ayato: Shut up! Keep that mouth of yours shut!

Ruki: Then, how about our families having a competition to see who can get the best average score? The winning family earns the right to keep her all to themselves over winter break. 

Ayato: Heh, interesting. You’re on!

Subaru: Don’t be decidin’ that on your own! I’m not doin’ this shit!

Yuma: Hah! Is Mr. Hikikomori scared of losin’, huh? 

Subaru: You bastard…Are you pickin’ a fight with me? 

Azusa: …Can we win? …Right. We might be able to…if Eve cheers us on. 

Kanato: Please do not voice your ridiculous fantasies out loud. It’s unsettling. 

Shuu: I don’t want to deal with any trouble. 

Laito: I like the idea of all of us fighting over Bitch-chan like that! It kind of sounds like the plot of some cheap romantic drama, it’s giving me the shivers! 

Reiji: Good grief…Things have become quite bothersome because of you. However, we cannot back down now. Very well. We accept this challenge!

Ruki: It’s settled then. I hope you will not have any regrets, whatever the outcome may be.

*TIMESKIP*

*Thud* 

Ayato: So this is where you’ve been Chichinashi! Don’t make me look for you!

Reiji: One would almost assume that you are avoiding us on purpose. Do you understand that you are not entitled to do so, I wonder? 

You try to explain yourself.

Reiji: You do not wish to get in the way of our studies? How imprudent of you. Seeing as you are part of the reason why this challenge was set up in the first place, do you not believe it would only be logical to help us out? If you fail to realize your own position, then I believe I will have to make things extra painful for you today. Please brace yourself. 

Laito: You heard him, Bitch-chan~ Reiji can be quite scary, can’t he? Personally, I would ensure that you experience the ultimate pleasure alongside the pain, so what do you think? 

Reiji: There is nothing to think about. She does not have the right to choose after all. You will come to my room once we’ve returned home, do you understand?

Laito: Eeh~? Then once you’re done with her, can it be my turn next? I’ll show you a world・of・fun~

Subaru: God…I thought we were goin’ to study? 

*Thud* 

Kou: Ah! M-neko-chan, found you~! Come and study with us~

Ayato: Aah!? Chichinashi’s goin’ to help me with my studies! Fuck off!

Yuma: Haah!? I bet you’re the one who decided that on your own!

Ruki walks up to you. 

Ruki: I doubt you have the time to look after other people right now, do you? You should worry about your own grades first. Come here. I’ll help you study.  

Your eyes widen in surprise.

Ruki: Don’t look so dumbfounded. Are you really that surprised by my offer to help you out? While I hate unintelligent women, I believe you have potential. 

Azusa: Lucky you…Ruki is a great tutor, you see…

Ruki: Come here already. 

You join Ruki. 

Ruki: Do you have any questions regarding the test material? 

You point something out. 

Ruki: I see. Well, you’re supposed to use this formula and…

Kou: Ah-aah~ Ruki-kun snatched her away. Look at how they’re basically huddled together. I want to cuddle up to her as well. I tried so hard to finish all of my work in time too, it’s no fair Ruki-kun gets to have all the fun…

Ruki: Kou. If you are going to talk badly about someone, at least lower your voice. How is she supposed to concentrate? 

Kou: But I mean…When do we ever get the chance to study together like this~? So even if it’s only for a short period of time, I want to spend every second of it together. You feel the same way, don’t you? 

Ruki: Come on. How long are you going to stay distracted? Stay focused. …Your cheeks are flushed. Your breathing is somewhat ragged as well. Heh. Seems like you’ve got some other things besides studying on your mind. 

Kou: Heeh~? Are you perhaps hoping to get sandwiches in between Ruki-kun and I as we both suck your blood simultaneously~? 

Ruki: It would be rather absurd if that were truly the case. While it still makes sense for us to crave your blood, for you to seek out our fangs as well…What a greedy Livestock you are. 

Kou: Ahahaha~ For real! You actually have some nerve. If my fans find out about this, they might just kill you, you know~? 

Yuma: Hey, how much longer? It’s our turn now, isn’t it? …Heave-hoh.

*Thud* 

Kou: Ah…Hey! Yuma-kun! I can’t believe you lifted her up with the chair and all…You’re such a brute.

*Rustle* 

Yuma: …There. Oi, help Azusa and I study as well. …Hah? What are you sayin’? Why bother askin’ Ruki for permission if you’re fine with it? Come on, teach us already. 

You start explaining. 

Yuma: …Oh. Hmー Hm. …Heh!? …You’re pretty good at this! I think ya could totally become a great teacher!

Azusa: But for now…She’s our own personal teacher…

Yuma: Heh. A private lesson with a female teacher, huh? Sounds pretty good. 

Azusa: In that case…I’d love to learn more about you…instead of the subject matter…Although, I suppose that’d make you feel troubled, wouldn’t it? I’m sorry for saying something inappropriate…

Shuu: If you know that you’re being inappropriate, then you won’t complain if we take her back, correct? Let’s go. 

*Rustle* 

Shuu: Why are you so easily won over by others? The triplets are throwing a tantrum because you were taken away. If you want to pretend to be a teacher that badly, then go ahead and do so close to me.

Azusa: …They left. 

Yuma: Che…That guy pisses me off with everythin’ he does!

*TIMESKIP*

Ayato: Ahー This shit makes zero sense! I find the motivation to keep goin’!

Reiji: I am teaching you in a way that even an idiot should be able to pass the exam. If you have a somewhat-functioning brain, at least try your best to remember this. 

You return with Shuu.

Laito: …Ah, Bitch-chan~! We’ve been waiting for you! Those Mukami’s didn’t pick on you too much, did they?

Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi! Teach me this part. Havin’ Reiji teach me is an absolute nightmare. 

Kanato: Excuse me? She will obviously teach me first. We already know that you will fail the exam, Ayato, so it’d just be a wasted effort. 

Laito: I’d love to have you thoroughly teach me as well~ …Okay, Bitch-chan? 

Reiji: Good grief, you lot…You want her to teach you that badly? Right. I suppose if I teach her first, then it will naturally reach you guys as well. 

Ayato: Ah? The fuck are you sayin’? 

Reiji: This is in your best interest as well, so I will not take no as an answer. In that case, I am counting on your full cooperation. 

Laito: Eeh~? We’re going to study? 

Subaru: Haah…I’m headin’ home first. 

Reiji: Hold up, Subaru. I shall not allow you to leave. 

Reiji stops him. 

Subaru: Oi, let go of me. Ayato’s the only problematic one here, right? 

Reiji: Excuse me? This concerns our whole family. Even if it is just Ayato who fails the exam, all of you will have your monthly allowance cut. 

Subaru: Aah!? Fuck off!

Kanato: Why do I have to face the consequences of Ayato being an absolute idiot!? 

Shuu: Haah…Ridiculous. 

*Rustle* 

Shuu: …!

Subaru: Oi, Shuu! Don’t you dare try and sneak out by yourself!

Reiji: Well then, let us get started. If Ayato gets a failing score, then I shall give all of you a taste of Hell. So keep that in mind. 

*Whip* 

*TIMESKIP*

*Flip* 

Ruki: The results are in but…

Reiji: As much as I hate to say this, it appears that our challenge has ended in a draw. 

Ayato: Hehe! How’s that? Pretty amazing, huh? I skillfully dodged failin’ my exams!

Kanato: Oh please, don’t brag about that. 

Laito: Oh well, all’s well that ends well, I suppose?

Azusa: Since we both got the same score…Does that mean Eve will have to hang out with us…as well as with the Sakamaki’s…? 

Yuma: So we can’t have her all to ourselves durin’ winter break? 

Subaru: Hah! Serves you right! Told you we wouldn’t let you fuckers have her!

Yuma: Shut up! Ya guys can’t keep her all to yerselves either!

Shuu: Oh well, I suppose we’ll have no other choice but to accept these results. 

You suggest you all hang out together. 

Shuu: …Hah? 

Reiji: …All of us together, you say? You mean both of our families…? 

Ayato: No fuckin’ way! I don’t want to spend time with them!

Subaru: Che…Ridiculous. I’m not gonna pretend to be pals with these bastards. 

Kanato: It’s unpleasant but I suppose we have no other choice. Those who have a problem with it can simply spend the break by themselves. 

Ayato & Subaru: Fuck off!

Subaru: Who says I have a problem with it!? 

Ayato: I never said I’d spend the break alone, did I!? 

Laito: You won’t gain anything from that kind of attitude. Just try and make the best of it~

Kou: Yeah, exactly~! Let’s all have a blast together! Right, M-neko-chan? 

Azusa: Mmh…I’m also looking forward…to spending winter break together, Eve…Say, what should we do…aside from skiing? 

Yuma: There’s still some time until the end-of-term ceremony, so we’ve got plenty of time to brainstorm. 

Ruki: Right. Why don’t you come over to our place so we can set up a plan? 

Kou: Nice idea, Ruki-kun!

Azusa: Well then, with that settled…Let’s not waste any more time. Eve…Let’s go. 

Subaru: Hold up! Don’t be tryin’ to abuse the situation to take her away! Didn’t you agree to spending the break all together just earlier!? 

Yuma: Hah! Says the guy who didn’t seem to like the sound of that at all!

Azusa: Mmh…Yuma’s right. 

Subaru: Shut up!! Besides, why do you guys get to decide everythin’!? 

Ruki: The more people, the more difficult it becomes to come to an agreement. Rest assured, once we’ve settled on a plan, we shall inform you guys as well. I cannot deny that the challenge ended in a draw after all. However, winter break has not yet started. 

Kanato: Exactly. Do you really think that twisted logic of yours will fly? 

Yuma: What do ya mean, twisted logic!? He’s makin’ perfect sense!

Azusa: Exactly…I don’t believe Ruki is wrong…

Kanato: Are you an idiot, Azusa!? I’m trying to say that I can’t give you guys permission to take her to your house. 

Subaru: No way we can trust some kind of shady plan you fuckers came up with. …Come on, you too! You don’t need to feel obligated to go with those guys. For today, just come back home with us, ‘kay? 

Ruki: Do not make a fuss simply because things have not gone your way. It is painful to watch. 

Subaru: Kuh…Ruki…You bastard! Meet me outside so we can fight it out!

Ayato: Cut it out, you shitheads! It was always the plan for her to spend the winter break with me!

The Sakamaki’s and Mukami’s start arguing in the back. 

Reiji: Well, I do find it frustrating that we were not able to put those Mukami’s in their place, I suppose I can hardly complain seeing as Ayato did manage to pass his exams. …That being said, I am already getting a headache just from knowing that I will be the one having to constantly stop them from arguing. Good grief…Haah…

ーー THE END ーー

[ggwritesstuff]

Some Random Elvis Headcanons!

warnings: mostly nsfw hcs, some fluff

note: this can be applied to Elvis himself or austin!elvis, your choice!

note part 2: i was planning to do more fluff than smut but i thought too much and i couldn’t stop with the smut lmao enjoy babies

not proofread or else i will delete it all lol forgive any mistakes

He’s just a massive softy, he can’t sleep without you in his arms. When he starts touring he’d beg you to come with him because he just sleeps better when you’re near, and if you can’t, he’d call you and you both would fall asleep on the phone together (and he’d pay your phone bill for it)

Going off of that, he secretly loves when you baby him a little. He loves to lay on your chest or stomach while you play with his hair or scratch his head. He also melts anytime you give him the slightest bit of praise.

Getting a lil down and dirty- his love for your praise also carries into the bedroom. There’s nothing that fuels his desire more than hearing how good he makes you feel. The praise kink on his end ranges from moans, whines and whimpers to screaming his name to you verbally telling him.

He’s also a big fan of praising you in the bedroom. He loves the fact that you get so motivated to please him, he loves the blown out look in your eyes when he’s telling you how good you’re doing for him.

“Doin’ so good for me, mama. Takin’ me so well, like you were made for me.”

Speaking of kinks, y’all already know he has kinks on kinks on kinks. He undoubtedly has a breeding kink and an innocence kink.

Hear me out- despite the fact that he’s absolutely the jealous type, I think he might have a knack for cuckolding. I think he’d absolutely lose his mind seeing you get down with another man. He knows damn well he is the most skilled man there is, so i feel like getting it on with another guy and being left unsatisfied would drive him crazy. He loves the fact that he’s the only one who meets your needs and he absolutely adores seeing you so needy for him.

“He didn’t get you off, did he darlin’? I know he didn’t, I’m the only one that can satisfy you, right baby?”

I cant help but to think he’s got a thing for threesomes with you and another girl if you’d be into it. The only thing though is that it would be focused on his pleasure. I don’t think there would be any girl on girl action, i think since he’s quite vain, he would feel so powerful and like the only man in the world if he’s got two mouths on him. Now that I think about it more, I think he’d be more into the foreplay aspect of it all. He’s very much into watching you pleasure yourself and I think he wouldn’t know what the hell to do if he had two gorgeous girls playing with themselves in front of him

Last one was a bit of a ramble lol anyways

this man is the biggest tease in the world btw. i feel like he would love pussyjobs, he knows you can’t get enough of the feeling of your increasing wetness on him while he drags his tip along your pussy, the whole “just the tip” game, only slightly giving into what you need. He wants you begging for him to fuck you stupid before he does.

Goin off that, he loves edging and denial. He’s a major dom so he loves having control over your climax, only doing so if he allows it.

[coelacat]

I am very intrigued by adam harding and stu sullivan please share a crumb of their lore🙏

hehe hi 👋

okay okay ill finally gush abt them

also i should warn that some fucked shit!! happens to these characters. dont read my lore about them if abuse/rape/substance abuse/bigotry isnt stuff you wanna see. anything under the cut is just a brief mention, but its there

so most of my ocs (the guys with relatively normal names, anyone named like. blade or some fantasy name ignore them for now) are a set of young adults in the 80s in small town midwest USA (some town in iowa, probably) (if any of this sounds familiar to anyone keep it to urself :)). i wanna cover their struggles with highschool, struggling with transitional periods, and then growing into adulthood. im debating if i wanna add and supernatural/scifi elements of have it focus on their relationships and internal struggles mostly, but those are minor details for later on down the road

adam!! hes like. My Main Guy. the one i ended up making this whole lil universe for. bold that i created all of this for him basically and i still named him after adam from the bible, yet it gives me a complex i deeply enjoy so i do it anyway. i am a god who created the world for man, not man for the world.

most of these characters play off 80s media stereotypes and expand on them, and i think adam is like. the most blatant example of this. you know that movie from the 80s-90s you last watched that had a misogynistic metalhead who pulled chicks because he viewed them as objects to win, loved his car, and was angry and violent most of the time, while people who were scared of him vaguely assumed he was satanic in some way? thats adam harding. bleached blonde hair done in a perm mullet, a shitty stache hes convinced makes him look mature, sad brown eyes, leather jackets, and steel toed boots, with tattoos to really top it all off.

semi repressed devout christian faggot who struggles with his own sexuality and identity. hes got daddy issues AND mommy issues (though his mommy issues are much more prominent) and an abusive and neglectful home life, he has to adapt to having a sister after being an only child his whole life, and he has to adjust to a move half way across the country, from southern california to the middle of nowhere hick iowa. as a result, hes quick to anger, never lets his guard down unless around other queers, but ultimately he wants to be good. he was told to be good by his mother, its been ingrained in him from a young age to be nice and do good things. its just unfortunate that his environment allows for that as little as possible. when he has the patience and energy, hes often a lot gentler, but its rare for him to not be running on fumes and a bit of nicotine.

his hobbies include chasing milfs and cougars, working on his car, working out, surfing, blaring Dio as loud as humanly possible, chainsmoking, basketball and wrestling. keep those last two in mind.

on the other hand, stewie "stu" sullivan is the star example of what a highschool student should be. athletically, hes the top of the school, hes got pretty hair and a handsome face, a kind of preppy style, and girls go wild over him. soft brunet hair, sweet freckles occasionally dotting his skin, and lovesick hazel eyes. hes even a total sweetheart who usually treats his girlfriends really well. his only downsides are his mild stupidity, petty mean streak, his shitty guard dog entourage, and his twin brother, kurtis.

stu comes from an upper middle class home, and hes got high expectations set on him. hes consistently been great on whatever local sports team hes been a part of, and the success of his whole future rests on his shoulders to continue doing well. he'll have a free ticket to college, if only he can stay the top of his school, athletically. in terms of popularity, hes pretty slow to give up that as well.

you can probably guess that having the constant pressure to be perfect from his parents creates a lot of friction, however, hes always been seen as the "good" of the two twins. he cant really rebel in any meaningful way, as the expectations placed on him keep him locked in place of being well mannered with adults. towards other students, however, stu will happily pick some fights to blow off steam. its usually with the teens that dont fight back, of course, and its usually only a couple petty insults and a half hearted shove. one affected girl thought that she mightve seen remorse in his expression when he walked away. she was written off as being down bad for him.

oh, right. remember those hobbies of adams i asked you to keep in mind? basketball and wrestling?

yeag .... that might be because stu is the top of the team for wrestling and basketball, and is constantly regarded as the schools mvp.

you can imagine how easily theyd hate each other. theyre both hormonal teenagers who are angry all the time and feel insanely guilty about being angry so they only get angrier and now theyre both challenging each others masculinity. adam very quickly comes for the top spot in the sports stu is good at, so they end up beefing with each other fast and hard. its a constant cock measuring contest with them, and they frequently bloody each others noses.

this sorta fued carries on, and they make no real progress with each other for like 6 months, until adam meets eve, a mysterious newcomer to the town who refuses to say much about herself. shes very obviously queer, and he latches onto her almost immediately as a result of that, and verious other reasons. eventually, eve will coax out adams queerness and he'll be a little more comfortable with himself and end up realizing "fuckkkkkj dude ive got a crush on that prettyboy whos blood ive tasted!!". stu will eventually be coaxed into realizing himself and fixing some of his issues as well as they get older, though all that stuff is a lot more vague in my mind at the moment.

the post i rbed from you tagging as them, id imagine is after adam meets eve, and starts spreading his faggot agenda to stu, but before either of them are fully comfortable with the fact that theyre into men.

stu will eventually have some gender fuckery going on too, but like. thats complicated and i wanna wait and explore that once i have a more comfortable grasp on his character.

if you want a voice claim for adam, i particularly like Randy from Idle Hands (1999) for him? i still gotta nail down voice claims for most other characters though. sorry that adams my favorite

[a-writer-on-elm-street]

Favourites

Pairing: Negan x Fem!Reader

Summary: In which you're one of Negan's wives, but you're his favourite.

A/N: Okay so basically this is a rewrite of what I'd originally written, except I wrote a lil bit of smut. And I'm just gonna say, I have literally NEVER written smut in my life, this is my first time writing it. So if it's bad, please just be kind cos I'm new to this. But if anyone has any criticisms, then I'd love to hear it so I can improve aha.

Warnings: Strong language, fingering, little bit of dry humping?

“You’re a dick.” You scowled at Negan, who was currently standing in front of you, swinging his bat beside him.

He just smirked. “Oh, lovely wife. Should you really be speaking to me like that? I just picked you to come back to my room with me. Aren’t you grateful?”

You’d been Negan’s wife for quite some time now. You were one of the first. And the only reason you were still here was because despite how twisted he was, you still found yourself attracted to Negan. Of course, he wasn’t fully aware of your feelings towards him.

He dragged his fingers along your jawline, making you slightly lean into his touch. You hated how it made you feel, his rough fingertips dancing across your skin. You couldn’t help but enjoy the tingling sensation his touch gave you. A menacing grin crept onto his face before he finally spoke again. “Come on. You know you want to. I can actually feel the heat comin’ off of you right now.”

He turned and made his way to the door, and you slowly followed behind him. You almost felt ashamed that you enjoyed your visits to Negan’s bedroom. It was pretty obvious that he favoured you more compared to the other women he’d claimed, but you didn’t let on that you knew. You just savoured your time with him, before returning to your room, and allowing the shame to hang over you.

When you finally spotted the open door to his room, you couldn’t help but feel a little excitement. Every time, Negan would always surprise you with something new. Most of the time, you’d just go in there to have sex. But sometimes, he’d just sit there, watching you intently. That was how you knew you were his favourite. He would never do that with any of his other wives. He felt it created a weaker image of him.

“So...I’m a dick then, huh?” Negan growled, looking you over before closing the door.

You tried to suppress a smile. God, he looked so sexy standing there in front of you. You just continued to stand there quietly, taking in his handsome features.

“Speak when you’re spoken to,” he demanded. He didn’t even move. He just stood there, completely still, continuing to glare at you.

You folded your arms across your chest. “Yeah, you are a dick.” You weren’t afraid of him. You knew that he wouldn’t hurt you.

“You still like me though, don’t ya.” He smirked, slowly edging closer to you. You didn’t move. You couldn’t. The tension between the two of you was growing, and you’d found yourself rooted to the ground.

He carefully stepped closer to you, until his face was just inches away from yours. “Look, I like you, (y/n). But you’ve gotta start cooperating a little more. You can’t just be an asshole to me and then come in here and do fuck all.”

“Who says I’m not cooperating?” You said softly, tracing your fingers along his rough beard. You leaned in closer to him, until your lips were almost touching. He tried to connect his lips with yours, but you pulled away quickly. “Who said you could kiss me?” You teased.

“Excuse me?”

“Well, I don’t like the way you just spoke to me. So maybe I don’t wanna be here anymore,” you smirked, seeing a look of frustration appear on his face. You loved teasing him like that. It gave you so much more power over him.

He glared at you. “I don’t give a shit.”

“Yes you do. I’m not stupid, Negan. I can see the way you treat me compared to the others.”

He stepped back a little bit, the devilish grin reappearing on his face. “Oh? And how do I treat you?”

“I dunno. You’re just less of an ass with me.”

“Aw, I’m touched,” he joked, moving closer to you again.

You leaned closer to him, gently pressing your fingertips to the center of his chest. It wasn’t long before his hands found their way into your hair. The feeling of his fingertips caressing your scalp made you tingle with pleasure.

“Ugh, can’t I be in control for once?” You groaned, suddenly realising that he was slowly beginning to take over again.

“Are you being fucking serious right now? Are you trying to piss me off today?”

“I just think you should let me have some control for once,” you suggested, running your hands through his dark hair.

“You’re joking, right?”

You shook your head. “Look, if you don’t want this. Fine, I’ll go.” You removed your fingers from his hair, and began to walk past him and toward the door.

But he caught your arm before you could take another step. “Fine,” he huffed, making you return to your previous position.

You grinned. You enjoyed this. You enjoyed seeing him so vulnerable. And you just loved how much he hated it. But the funny thing was, he was only allowing this in order to get you to stay. He clearly cared about you a little.

You leaned closer to him, gently tugging on the bottom of his leather jacket. You slowly dragged him toward the bed, making him sit down. This was clearly making him nervous, as his eyes darted around the small room.

You quickly crawled onto his lap, securing your legs behind him. You could already feel the heat building between the two of you, as you leaned in even closer, gently pressing your lips against his.

“God, you’re fuckin’ killin’ me,” he groaned against your lips.

You let out a quiet laugh, as you continued to torture him. As your lips met in a desperate kiss, you started to slowly grind your hips against him, causing a muffled groan to escape him. You felt his hands slide around your back, gently nipping at your skin through the thin fabric of your shirt. You tried to force yourself closer to him in an attempt to deepen the kiss.

But when he went to pull your shirt over your head, you leaned back, stopping him. "Who am I to you?" You breathed out, noticing how his hazel eyes watched you intently.

"My wife." He replied almost instantly.

"No but really-"

"My wife." He repeated, his tone firmer. You could see it now. You could see it in his eyes that he cared for you.

You helped him lift your shirt over your head and you shivered when his hands ghosted over your chest as he covered your mouth with his again.

You started to move your hips over his jeans again whilst he began fumbling with the button on your jeans.

"Fuck." He groaned into your mouth, his hips bucking up against yours in desperation.

When he finally managed to undo your jeans, you lifted yourself off him slightly so that he could roughly tug them down your legs, leaving you in only your underwear as you straddled him.

You lowered back down onto him and you couldn't help the small whimper that escaped your lips when you felt his erection press against your aching pussy through your clothes.

"Jesus." You whispered, causing a wicked grin to expand across Negan's features as he watched you grinding over his clothed cock.

He kissed you again and you gasped when you felt his fingers quickly slipping underneath the fabric of your panties.

"Damn, all this for me?" He smirked against your lips, brushing a finger along your folds. "So fucking wet, baby."

You were barely able to keep your eyes open when you felt the pressure of one of his fingers pressing into you. You groaned, involuntarily rocking your hips against his hand as he slowly started moving his finger in and out of you.

You roughly gripped his leather jacket between your fingers when you felt him add a second finger, continuing to push them back and forth inside you.

"Shit." You breathed out, screwing your eyes shut at the pressure that was building in your stomach.

"You like that?" He said, watching as you started to come apart on top of him.

You nodded, still fisting his jacket in your hands. "Yes."

Your thighs started to shake when you felt him thrusting his fingers deeper inside you and you couldn't help the loud moan that escaped you as you felt your release coming close.

All of a sudden, you felt your body tense and a wave of pleasure crashed over you as you fell forward into Negan's chest.

"Fuck." You groaned, trying to catch your breath as Negan smirked at the sight of you.

"So what was that about being in charge?" Negan snickered, removing his fingers from inside you, sucking them clean as he looked up at you.

"Shut up."

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Let’s Give ‘em a Show, Yeah Baby? {Shinichiro Sano}

Ft. a cameo from our fave Black Dragons members Wakasa, Benkei and Takeomi❣️

Tags: 18+ MDNI, exhibitionism/voyeurism(adding just in case??), mentions of masturbation, some dirty talk, quick mentions of hair pulling and spanking, implied unprotected sex, lil bit of over stim, Shin uses the name baby once.

WC: 953

AN: Ahhhh, why has it taken me so long to write for Shin???? Also, sorry it’s been so long since my last piece, work has me stressed :(((

Shinichiro Sano—a name admired by many. Shinichiro has his flaws, sure. Leader of a gang, wouldn’t most see that as a red flag? Despite that he’s kind, trustworthy. No one thinks the worst of him, he’s been labeled as a kind soul. It can make people underestimate him, not see when he’s scheming. The relentless amount of times he’s been pestered about his love life, Wakasa joking about yet another rejection Shinichiro has received. It would get under any normal person’s skin.

He’s quiet, arms wrapped around you tightly as you’re straddled in his lap, his tongue in your mouth. He’s messy and intense, always kissing you and holding you close like he’s scared that the moment he lets go you’ll vanish.

Constant rapid, loud knocks on the front door make you pull away from him. “Shin, you going to get that?” He groans, throwing his head back in annoyance, “nah, clearly I have more important things to do right now, whoever it is, they’ll leave.” A stupid wide toothy grin plastered his face as you rolled your eyes at him. What you didn’t know was that he invited Benkei, Wakasa and Takeomi over earlier. He knew he wouldn’t answer the door for them and he knew Wakasa knew exactly where the spare key was hidden and would let himself in.

He returns to distracting you with a kiss and now he’s quick and determined, on a mission, maneuvering you so he can easily get rid of your clothing before pulling his cock out of his jeans. You riding him was a sight to behold in Shinichiro’s opinion. He loved feeling you take all of him, the way your face scrunched up when his tip first enters you, feeling you tighten around him and wiggle your hips to adjust yourself to him inside of you. You’re quick to please, a few thrusts and you’re already moaning loudly for him.

“Shin? You there?” Wakasa’s voice fills the house, he must’ve finally got tired of waiting and let everyone in. You’re quick to freak out, eyes widening as you realize someone’s in the house and you don’t want to be walked in on. You try to run away, pull yourself off his lap but he’s quick to react, grabbing your sides to hold you still on top of him, “shhh baby, it’s okay.” He says with such assurance before his friends fill the room. Takeomi and Benkei wide eyed, surprised at the scene in front of them while Wakasa looks bored, like he knew this was coming.

“What the fuck.” Takeomi’s breathless as you whine, hiding your face in the crook of Shinichiro’s neck. You wish you could vanish in this moment, be like a turtle and hide in the safety of your shell. “Come on, why don’t we put on a show, hm?” His eyes are dark, you cry at his crude words, clenching around him as he begins to guide your hips to move up and down his length. You throw your head back as the angle of the thrusts allow him to curve perfecty inside of you. Each slap of his balls against your ass makes you hyper aware that his friend can hear every lewd sound in the room. You can’t see them since your back is facing them, but Shinichiro has a perfect view from over your shoulder. Wakasa’s already pulling his semi-hard on out, stroking himself to the sight before him. Takeomi and Benkei aren’t quite as shameful, at least not yet, as they palm their bulges through their pants, slowly working up to the point that Wakasa’s already at. “Shin, gonna cum,” You hold onto him like he’s going to protect you, like you forgot he’s the reason you’re in this situation in the first place. He has you moaning, juices leaking down his cock as his friends watch your thighs shake from your own release.

“Ready for round two?” He’s soft as he waits for you to catch your breath before signaling for you to move from your current position. He gets you on the floor on your hands and knees, now coming face to face with his friends. The friends who you’ve hung out with dozens of times before are now sitting in front of you, fisting themselves to the sight of their best friend with his partner. They’re enamored with you, the way your eyes roll into the back of your head and mouth hanging slightly open when Shinichiro fills you up with his length again. Jealous even, as they imagine what it would feel like to have you squeezing around their lengths in this moment and not just their hands working themselves to a release.

He’s tugging at your hair, keeping your head up to maintain eye contact with the guys as he continues his thrusts. He’s rough, wanting you to make every sound you could possibly muster, “Why don’t you tell ‘em how good I fuck you?” He grunts as he lays a sharp slap to your bottom and a rough thrust, causing you to jolt forward.

“Mmm Shin, feels s’good.” Your voice trembling, face practically pressed up against Benkei’s knee as you rock against Shinichiro. Whining, you feel the overwhelming sensation come over you, tightening around him as you release. You can feel the liquid pooling up around him, feel it coat your inner thighs as he pulls out of you. Your hands and knees give in, your body lightly falling against the floor as you lose your balance.

“Fuck, that was hot.” You had no response to Shinichiro’s friends' comments as they also finished chasing their high. And you certainly haven’t pieced it together yet that Shinichiro planned the whole thing.

[b1mbodoll]

i keep getting asks regarding the blog that the anon questioned me about and i dont wanna flood my blog with this bc i feel bad so i’ll answer these here! and please don’t twist my words!!! i am allowed to feel some type of way abt this situation! at first i was giving them the benefit of the doubt bc i don’t wanna point fingers or seem like a mean person bc i wld hate to be thought of as a meanie T_T but im just gna reply to these real quick pls do not be rude or hateful to me, my nonies, or the writer!! thank you.

first: i do not know the writer at all, nonie! but i can understand why you would think that

second: i understand being upset for me, i’m also a bit bothered by this if m bein’ honest :( but i do not want anyone being rude to them or sending any hateful messages! i also noticed the emoticon and how they switched up the link titles so it wasnt exactly the same but :T there’s nothin i can do abt it T_T m too afraid of confrontation

third: i can understand why you’re upset about the “tone tags” thing! as someone who is audhd and relies on tone tags the majority of the time, it’s a little upsetting when people don’t do their research on the topic T_T but i’m not saying they didnt! i dont know them personally nor do i know if they’re nd! but i do see why you think it’s bothersome, nonie! blog tags are Not tone tags

fourth: idk if this was meant to be disrespectful to them bcz again i struggle with reading and processing tone, especially through text T_T but like i said earlier i understand being upset for me bc i am as well, considering i’ve spent so much time prettyin up my blog n making it a reflection of my personality n it makes me a lil sad when people jus’ take that from me without even asking :( it’s such a silly thing to be upset about, i know, but im rly proud of how my blog is set up n it sucks having it copied

fifth: i hate being bothered by something like this but i get where ur coming from anonie T_T this isn’t the first time i’ve noticed someone copying little bits of who i am -_- but i’ve never said anything bc like i said i hate (!!!!!!!) confrontation n i won’t say anything to this writer (and neither should you guys!!!!!!!) either :x but i have and i do notice when people take my lil phrases n terms of endearment nd blog related stuff like my tags n layout T_T n it bums me out so bad bc i try so hard to show my personality thru this account n ppl just take pieces n agh!!! idek what im sayin im jus a lil upset rn :T

anyway!!!!!! again guys please, please, please don’t be rude or mean or send hateful stuff to other creators!!!!! i choose kindness n it’d mean the world to me if you all did too <3 n sry if i seem silly for letting this bother me T_T i know it’s kinda stupid but i’m autistic and idk if anyone else struggles w this but i really really really get upset over stuff like this T_T anyway that’s all !!! rmb to be kind pls

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also sorry i keep talking but like. red k clark thoughts. i think he is the funniest clark ever

NO DON'T BE SORRY PLEASE KEEP TALKING you're my favorite person on this entire site rn I'm having the time of my life.

Oh my GOD that episode was so good like Clark spends all his life being a good obedient simple farm boy and the one time he decides to treat himself and splurge a lil bit of his hard-earned money on an overpriced ring, the one time he gets himself a lil treat. The ONE TIME. This is why you should listen to your parents Clark.

And just. In other media red kryptonite has various effects, like it can temporarily take away powers or give new ones or whatever, but what does it do here? TEENAGE REBELLION RAY. Iconic tbh. Martha and Jon just absolutely clueless like "is this normal?? Idfk i mean i GUESS" and like. Yeah what are they supposed to do?? It's Clark's house they're just living in it.

I just wish we had more interaction with Lex bc just. He went out with Lana and she was just NOT having his bs (good for her) but then when Clark jumped to running away and went over to Lex, the way Lex just went STRAIGHT to acceptance about the whole thing bc. yea the rebellions phase. Been there done that. And then SUGGESTS RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER?? HELLO??? I know he didn't mean it but PLEASE. CLARK WAS SO DOWN FOR IT TOO he straight up punches his dad (rude) but Lex wants to quit this town and move in together in the big city? FUCK YEAH SIGN ME UP. I'M OBSESSED. Yeah Lex only said that to get him to wait there but I really just want a spinoff series where Lex is like "actually he got a point screw this shithole" and they just go off on a bro trip and Lex teaches Clark the true art of teenage rebellion. Clark no longer cares about keeping his secret anymore either (unfortunately he still has chronic vagueing disease) but at some point imagine they're like at a club at 3am and drunk as fuck (or like, Lex is drunk and Clark just high on ring) and Clark just goes "hey Lex check this out lmao" and just fucking deadlifts an entire car. As a party trick

All the while Clark's parents have by now figured out what's going on via Chloe and are sitting in their shitty old truck going high speed all the way to Metropolis to chase down their stupid alien son and make him take the ring off before he outs himself.

Honestly it was almost painful to watch but in the funniest way possible. I just wanted to reach through the screen and strangle him (but tbh that's normal reactions to Clark at all times) I also wish there was more of this. And he should have been allowed to keep all the shit he bought idk his best friend is rich he could just ask nicely Lex wouldn't even hesitate. I wouldn't say Clark deserves it but I just think it'd be funny.

[neverland-promises]

I posted 10,956 times in 2022

That's 3,071 more posts than 2021!

55 posts created (1%)

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I tagged 1,047 of my posts in 2022

#trafficshipping - 188 posts

#save - 147 posts

#treebark - 90 posts

#3lshipping - 81 posts

#renchanting duo my beloved - 50 posts

#hermitshipping - 46 posts

#flower husbands - 46 posts

#treebark week 2022 - 41 posts

#sage.txt - 39 posts

#scarian - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but then i remembered fuck this shit im allowed to like what i like and imma curate my own internet space to enjoy what i like and honestly

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Lmao vampire!Scott has given me such brainrot and then I found this song and now my brainrot is sooooo strong so lmao im just gonna ramble because I have so much to say sbdivjdnd

Anyways im a simple person and I adore flower husbands and im on a fh kick as well but I just have this idea that came too when Scott built his lil village and stuff like what if this is set as Scott basically reining over a decent town or somethin like that and Jimmy lives in that village with Lizzie and Joel and whatever and every so often the town gives a sacrifice so vamp Scott leaves them alone for a bit before they do it again and everyone hates it but it is what it is and ofc its time again and the town doesn't say anything and decides that lizzie is the new sacrifice for the vamp thats terrorizing them at the last minute so no one can complain ( ofc Joel and Jimmy complain this won't fly ) but ofc no one gives a shit what they say one life gone to save hundreds more is a better option well feeling like they've run out of options at the last second Jimmy shoves Lizzie outta the carriage box thing...I haven't thought that far ahead what they transport people in yet, but details sndjcjsk anyways he takes her place and he gives a promise of coming back one way or another as he's bein taken away and ofc Jimmy is well Jimmy and he didnt think this far ahead and isn't sure what he's gonna do honestly he's pretty sure he's gonna be dead before he can even form a plan

So by the time he makes it to the castle he's sweating bullets because he's gonna be eaten by a deadly vampire whats he gonna do? Fight? Its a vampire! So when he's finally face to face with this vampire the vampire is just as confused to see him ( "huh, a man? Thats new" "what?" "Never thought you humans would leave the dark ages of giving young women as sacrifices "We're in the dark ages??? You demand sacrifices to not kill the whole town! So whose really the one who still lives in the dark ages, huh?" "Hmm, fair point" ) Jimmy and Scott are very much confused by the whole thing but Scott is curious as to why he's here instead of the usual ones that get stuck with Scott and Jimmy declares that he refuses to let someone he cares about be forced to death just for a bunch of strangers and this catches Scotts attention because "wow I can't tell if you're really brave or fucking stupid i mean who willingly gives themselves up to become vampire chow"

Deciding that this could be fun and something to keep attention for a lil bit before he eventually gets rid of him Scott decides to let Jimmy live in his castle and stuff and then comes the whole thing of gettin to know each other and shit but it's Scott bein Scott so y'know he's definitely getting on Jimmys nerves and teases him as well making sure that he knows whose the one in charge

I haven't thought too far ahead of how they start to connect just yet but im also very interested in angel!sausage and vamp!Scott's interactions so maybe back in the village Lizzie is like "someone please watch over my idiot brother and that he stays safe and come home" and already Scott is on what gods shit list so maybe angel!sausage is assigned as Jimmy's guardian angel and more shenanigans ensues i haven't thought that too far ahead but I needed this outta my head before it causes me to explode ahsjfjfjsjzn

33 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

#4

I just think he's neat

40 notes - Posted January 19, 2022

#3

Can you believe this happened in real time? And live on stream? ON A SCAR STREAM?

90 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

#2

I don't think I'll ever get over E1!Scott or Vampire!Scott tbh

326 notes - Posted August 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Honestly Anya's lil 'heh' face really felt like it fit Martyn and I had to get this out of my system

532 notes - Posted May 21, 2022

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