#AND SO FRECKLY

[bylertruther]

[thecaywild]

Guess how many freckles I have and I will show you the ones covered 😘

[extraclevermongoose]

Seeing the little points of Rolan's ears poking out where his hair hides them and getting shy looking at them like a pent-up Victorian lad seeing a little too much wrist

[jimmyspades]

SECRETARY (2002) | CRASH (1996)

[suddenlytennant]

Stuck at a railroad crossing so enjoy my selfie sunday boredom.

[pawsitivevibe]

Freckles!!

[daydadahlias]

can never argue with a beautiful man that has freckles like whatever you say gorgeous you are a constellation in a night sky my soul and heart beats for you etc etc

[philhoffman]

In 1997, Phil was in an Oscar-nominated short film called Culture that—well, I would say vanished from the internet, but I'm not sure it ever existed online. It's the only official film project of his that I hadn't seen and couldn't find. Until the amazing folks at rarefilmm uploaded it two weeks ago!

Phil has a small role as the coworker and friend of the main character, appearing in two scenes. It's just really nice to see him again. It's easy to get used to someone's quirks and mannerisms, especially when you watch their body of work over and over—seeing him again in new footage reminds me of all those little details, choices, that make Phil so special. Borrowing from my letterboxd review:

His hands—not restless exactly but natural, wrapped around the receiver as his voice cracks and he laughs too loud into the phone (of course), gently touching his forehead, rubbing his stomach. Ugly ties and a furrowed brow and drinking out of comically small plastic cups. The way he talks with his head down, lips heavy, his words thick—then he throws his head back, bucking up, shout across the room loud and clear as hell. “Buddy, what’s going on? So you miss me!”

Feeling so so fortunate to finally get to watch this. Definitely check it out to see our boy again (and spend some time browsing the rest of rarefilmm's incredible collection!) ❤️

[malzykins]

you know. I really tried to draw a forknight how like, it's *supposed* to look, right. but. task failed horribly. much more humanoid creature then :) time to write a million things on toyhouse...

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle neen! in honor of freckle kyle becoming canon, does jers have freckles? <3

yES!!!!! YES HE DOES!!!!

YES!!!! HE!!! DOOOOOOES!!!!

hooooooly shit, oh My GOD, i am so sorry for being FERAL, you guys, but when i tell you that i have been WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION!

because jerseykyle does not just 'have freckles'.

obviously, everyone's kyle is different and i think a lot of people hc kyle having a nice light smattering over his nose, some light ones on his cheeks, neck and shoulders, which, again, i think is so lovely, i love when kyle has freckles, i think that is a perfect hc, tbh.

bUT JERSEYKYLE??????

JERSEYKYLE HAS FRECKLES.

for days and weeks and months and YEARS!!!!!!

anyways, follow me under the cut if you want my yelling.

okay, so, i wasn't sure how to explain this, but if we don't know, my embarrassing uncle nina lore is that in mid-highschool i used to tumblr rpg often which required the use of faceclaims or irl actors and models so i actually have...a surprising depth and wealth of knowledge when it comes specifically to models/supermodels so...

this is cintia dicker. X / X / X

( yes she is beautiful )

JERSEYKYLE HAS CINTIA DICKER FRECKLES.

like aaaaaalll OVER his damn face. like jersey be dominating boys in the bedroom, but those freckles be DOMINATING HIS FACE, BABY! like light ones, dark ones, idk, but they are fucking everywhere, all over his face, his neck, his arms, his legs, his chest,

EVERYWHERE.

which...Whew. he is sooooo pretty. it is seriously striking like he looks like pale pink sky with a blizzard of amber sparkles on his face. it's so wonderful, like jersey kyle please model for VOGUE. he is that bitch, he is freckly as damn hell, there are HUNDREDS, possibly thousands.

i might be exaggerating...

BUT I NEED YOU TO KNOW HES FRECKLY AS FUCK.

which...he was very embarrassed about for a long time. to this day, it is a large point of insecurity for him bc he feels really weird about them and considered using foundation to cover them up because of how strange and messy he thinks they make his face look because of the way society used to treat them, like they made his face look dirty or imperfect or ugly and AAAAAA OKAY!

so throwback ( as in i want to throw that man off a cliff and run over him several times w/ the barbie jeep i don't know how to drive ) when rm cartman said jers looked like he was 'speckled with shit'. :(((

it made kyle morbidly depressed/insecure to the point where he wanted to rip the skin off his face, but then stan told him that his mom said 'freckles are places where you've been kissed by the sun' and that ky must be 'the sun's favorite' bc he's been kissed so many times and he's trying to catch up…

WHEN I TELL U HE SWOOONED.

ravenstanley marsh, ceo of simping for freckly boys.

speaking of, so one time, i think they were watching a movie and stan was, uh, not watching the movie, he was literally watching jerseykyle. and kyle was like "what are you doing, dummy? is there something on my face?" and ironically stan shook his head and said "yeah, but they're fine where they are..." then trailed off in thought, still intently staring at kyle with Extreme Laser Focus.

and normally, kyle is used to people staring at him, y'know, bc he's fine as hell and really tall, that doesn't really phase him, but ravenstan staring at him makes him SUPER nervous, awkward and flustered, so he's like -anxious laugh- "seriously, dude, what are you do—“ and stan's like "shh" ( in a not condescending, loving way )

"i'm trying to count."

jerseykyle furrows his lovely auburn brow, trying to figure out what he's talking about, realizes what's going on, but still literally in shock, laughs again, because he thinks stan must be joking and goes "oh my gahd, are tryna count my freckles? stan's literally imposs--" and stan shushes again him in a gentle manner and is like "shh, i need to focus. quit distracting me, you're gonna make me lose my place."

literally on his face, counting kyle's, i shit you not, probably over 100 freckles, which i think is soooo fucking CUTE of him because he's literally swimming against the deadly current of his adhd, forcing everything in his constantly fidgeting body to focus so that he can keep count. it's a truly beautiful thing watching r.s.' brain whir and his pretty blue eyes narrow and widen, counting softly under his breath.

ravenstan does, unfortunately, find he can't count them all because like jersey said, it is a pretty damn near impossible task...that did NOT however, stop him from trying multiple times, the last time though, he didn't actually lose count, kyle just kissed the FUCK out of him because it was literally the loveliest thing he'd ever seen.

he did possibly get laid for that, i'm sorry.

but yeah FRECKLE SUPREMACY KYLE AND SPECIFICALLY JERS. that man has so many freckles that his body looks like the night sky on a perfectly clear day, it is...beautiful. it is a work of damn ART.

anyways...i'm done now.

do we see the vision ( of loveliness )

that is jew jersey kyle matthew BROFRECKLOVSKI????

-uncle nina, feral about extremely freckly jersey

p.s. ravenstan, as a man of justice for all and fairness, basically loves all of kyle's one hundred thousand million freckles equally but there is a darker one that is just above the right curve of his lip...THAT IS HIS FAVORITE FRECKLE, I AM SO SORRY IT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE RAVENSTAN RIGHT UNDER EYE BEAUTY MARK BUT FOR STAN LIKE HE IS FEEEERAL ABOUT IT. he does...give it a special kiss often...very gay of him. his second favorite freckle is...

anyways!

Next Question. <3

[thecaywild]

I have gotten messages of people saying they want to sub but scared if my face is horrible lol. So here is a somewhat face pic.. see the rest in my bio😍 Irish freckles

[faunandfloraas]

inadvertently stopped using my freckle fade cream without thinking.... right around the time i started making gifs of felix.... coincidence?

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

If Diego has a million simps, I am one of them

If Diego has one simp, it is me

If Diego has no simps, then I am dead

[stardustandash]

Just absently watching old criminal minds and WHAM baby Cameron out of nowhere and all I can think is that’s what baby cal looked like during the purge T.T

[suddenlytennant]

Stuck at a railroad crossing so enjoy my selfie sunday boredom.

[burstingsunrise]

I just think that luke's shoulder (specifically this bit of skin)

meghna whether you realize this or not you have tapped into one of my extremely specific luke-based obsessions.

this particular area where chest meets shoulder meets armpit. meg and i have trademarked it "the spot." it calls to me. so smooth and alluring. a lovely place to rest your head.

and it's interesting because most people don't have it. it's this extra bit that connects Luke's chest to his arm because his shoulders are so fucking wide. like look at this comparison of cake in the same shirt. you can see this spot on luke but it simply does not exist on calum.

and some more spot content because i can't help myself...

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