#AND THE FUCKIGN TABLE

[rockybfdi2763]

SHE FYCKING EXPLODED MY FUCKING TABLD WHAT THE FUCK PICKLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i call this one: Deconstructed Franklydear

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

[metiredlr]

Ship so GOOD they HAD to make it TOXIC

[byanyan]

🍙+ homemade spicy ramen with an egg on top

feed the raccoonㅤㅤ∘ ˚ ( accepting )

ㅤthe very moment that the bowl is set before them, byan is diving in excitedly, a grin set across their face in place of offering any verbal thanks (for the moment, at least... it'll come later, for sure). noodles are being slurped up in a matter of seconds, and their eyes are closing over as the flavour hits their tongue, earning a quiet noise of appreciation from somewhere in the back of their throat.

ㅤㅤ" oh my godddd... "ㅤwords slip out the second their mouth is free enough to allow for them, and they're tipping their head back almost as if they're having some sort of religious experience. sol's cooking has always been good; he's made them enjoy foods that, in the past, they'd been skeptical of. but this... this is on another level entirely. maybe ramen being one of their staple foods is playing a part in how enjoyable they're finding it, or maybe it has something to do with the amount of spice being exactly on their level... whatever the case may be, it's incredible. they need more.

head lifting once again, byan leans back over the bowl and shoves another mouthful of noodles in, humming yet another positive note while they savour the taste. they keep eating like that for another solid few minutes, chopsticks raising the next bite to their lips before they've even finished chewing the last, until they finally lean back in their seat and peel their eyes open, gaze lifting to sol's face.

ㅤㅤ" babe... you're gonna ruin instant ramen for me. "ㅤif there's an accusatory note to their voice, it's entirely playful.ㅤ" this shit's amazin'. like, actually the best ramen i've ever had. maybe even the best meal i've ever had! —please tell me there's more? one bowl ain't gonna be enough, i can tell ya that right now. "

[aroacesigma]

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[immamapletreekid]

work anxiety starting before work itself hahahahaahahahahahahhhaha

[katierosefun]

[stumbles out of my room, bloodied and gasping for air] halfway done with my fuckign memo

[astrovagrant]

ummm turbo cleaning mode one million years

[hopskipandarump]

me every time i horrendously fuck up a mechanic in prog

[urmomsfavelesbian]

not biker betty merch

[wabblebees]

ok so im fINALLy catching up on d20 rn (my beloved) and just started court of fey & flowers earlier today and oh my GOD. IM CRYING. LOU WILSON I ADORE YOU

to give no context whatsoever, the particular sentence im dying over rn was:

"i believe he was shy. but i ALSO believe his mother is just a stern breeze, and THAT can't be good for social skills"

[candyradium]

man buying a (blunt) dagger for real was the best purchase ive ever made like. youd think id have no use for this thing other than to put it on a stand somewhere but NOPE. new favourite stim toy.

[katierosefun]

my annoying trait is that after watching too many instagram reels, i’ll become convinced that i can pick up a hobby like. fuckign. woodworking. mixology. i just need to create something or i’ll go insane

[weaseltotheface]

see i could buy a cheap 30 dollar coffee table that is exactly what i’m looking for and have it fall apart in a year or i could spend 600 dollars on a better coffee table that is way over priced or i could wait until i find the perfect thing on fb marketplace but have to talk to some random creep or wait to find the perfect thing at the thrift store but that NEVER happens

but i could also make one myself that lasts a good long while for less than a hundred bucks

but i don’t have time or space to do that so

i guess i’m waiting for perfect shit

[butchdykekondraki]

u wann ask me about dsaf so so bad btw