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aroonescape · 3 months
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I was just thinking what a cool job this might be.. what if you were just the person who makes little still images of cute animal figurines doing various activities to post on social media...? like.. show up to work and just spend the whole day like "hmm... this table should be placed to the left a little.. let me set this miniature bagel down in this way... this tiny rabbit should be wearing a scarf", setting the backgrounds, the lighting, etc. ... dream job perhaps lol...
#I'm sure it probably doesnt pay much lol#but.. maybe in some ideal world..#with my health and mental conditions and level of functioning there are VERY few Jobs I could actually EVER manage aside from#just being self employed and being able to set my own hours somehow etc... But every once in a while I come across something like this#and it's like... hrmm.... Yes... perhaps if I could align myself in this hyper specific scenario under hyper specific conditions in a#precise and predictable way and everything worked out perfectly and I had all the accomodations I might need.. maybe I could#do THAT thing then .. lol#Not just generally a 'social media manager' or something. I think that would drive me into the throes of madness#but SPECIFICALLY 'person who makes the images for the calico critters social media' and also#the place i have to go to do that is either my home or within walking distance of my home and also i rarely have to interact#with others aside from the posts probably going through some approval process and initial ideas where they tell me what#type of scene to make and also i somehow make $90.000 a year doing this for only 4 days a week with frequent sick breaks#dreamy sigh and so on and so forth and such and so on#ANYWAY........#the idea of meticulously placing little pastries and miniature crayons and stuff around all day until the scene is perfectly crafted.. SO#SO so appealing to me... like designing environments in the sims except it's real and tangible.. And also imagine having access#to the FULL library of miniature items. to me that would be just as good as owning them#Like.. I get to use them and make little scenes with them and hold them and stare at them and everything except also#they're all kept at work so I don't have boxes of clutter filling home.#unlimited access to every little miniature food ever crafted yet none of the downsides (purchase cost and storage)#etc. etc. ANYWAY ...#Chuckling confidently as I add this onto the 'List Of ''Real'' Jobs I Could Do' which is just a notebook sheet of paper with only like 5#other similarly unlikely hyperspecific scenarios scribbled down
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hotgirlcoded · 2 months
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gonna try to look cute tomorrow because i have to go to a grocery store after and i need to be the most fuckable person at said grocery store 😼
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domwitch · 10 months
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Wish oviposition was real so I could get him pregnant :(
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emilylprentiss · 3 months
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ive been wanting to change my url again...... i miss sculien, i really miss having an x files themed url (even if it wasnt obvious) ...but i also want to use my nadja url.......but i also want to keep this url...but i als
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cvntdracvla · 1 year
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cryptids · 6 months
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There's been a ton of nationwide protests going on here the past week with riots and police tear gassing people etc. And a huge march is going on in the city rn as I'm typing this, bc like the entire country is angry about our corrupt ass government and president handing over a mining contract to a Canadian company (First Quantum) for a massive copper mine that will completely fuck the environment and wildlife in the entire region.
And tbh the mine on its own is already bad enough (copper mining in particular leaks a ton of poison into the environment, let alone on this scale) but it really does feel like a final straw bc everyone is just beyond fed up of the corruption and the amount of money that gets stolen, and this is another case where they're trying to say the income from the mine will improve the cost of living crisis here but we all know the population will never see a penny (like always) bc the president and other people in power only want to make money for themselves. And then companies like this from wealthy countries will come in just to take resources and they don't give a shit bc its not their land or water supply being damaged irreparably.
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familyabolisher · 1 year
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lrb i do kind of wonder how much people's approach to incest as a literary theme ends up informed by that stupid fucking fanfiction discourse which posits that the presence of incest (& other "problematic" relationships) in a work of fiction is only ever intended to titillate and like, endorse. otoh that discourse is hopelessly discrete with its categories (fanfiction is X and 'real literature' is Y and these boundaries can never be even slightly porous) but otoh i feel like the establishment of a correlation between constructed intellectual value in a work & non-eroticised thematic utility of its knottier subject matter creates reactionary approaches to such subject matter at uhhh pretty much every level lmao
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vvettell · 1 year
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"it's a mistake letting binotto go he brought ferrari back to fighting at the front they made so much progress" remind me again who was team principal when ferrari went missing in the first place in 2019/2020 🤨
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oatflatwhite · 2 years
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done with the compass, done with the chart
aka the and they were neighbours (oh my god they were neighbours) AU
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The first thing Nick learns about his new neighbour is that he plays the drums. 
He’s opening his door with a load of washing at his hip, trying to juggle his keys so they don’t fall through the gap in the banister, when an unfamiliar man carrying the bass drum from one of those electronic drum kits trips up the stairs. 
Nick drops his laundry before he even notices what he’s doing, bidding his keys farewell through the gap in the banister, and catches the drum by its stand before it goes the same way. The man isn’t so lucky, his knee banging painfully into the top step. It’s carpeted but Nick knows there’s concrete underneath, so it’s got to sting. 
The man wheezes out a, “thanks,” clutching his knee. He’s wearing a blue hoodie and a matching beanie, and the hair that’s escaping from the bottom is black and curls endearingly around his eyes, which are a strange hazel—not quite green, or brown, or grey, but somewhere inbetween.
The door opposite Nick’s flat is ajar, the hallway within crammed with cardboard boxes, and it’s immediately obvious this guy is moving in. 
And Nick’s dirty laundry is now spilled all over the landing. Great first impression, Nicholas. 
“Here,” he says, handing over the drum while surreptitiously toeing a pair of boxers back into the basket, which fell on its side at his feet. “You’re number seven?”
“What?” The guy glances back at his open door. “Oh, yeah. Should remember that.” He takes the drum, his fingers brushing over Nick’s as he does so. They’re cold from being outside. “Thanks,” he says again. “I’m Charlie.”
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tierracottas · 5 months
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bunny-banana · 9 months
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if there WAS a way to p*rate a premium version of spotify, yall would let me know right? just so i can avoid it. right?
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kobbers · 1 year
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That gif, by the way, was made from one of the screenshots I took while processing that... event. As soon as I was allowed to leave the mansion, I beelined back to the scene of the crime, before returning to base. I’m not sure I was expecting anything to be there at all, maybe a voice line? but the flowers, man.
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alienwlw · 1 year
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DON’T wana come across as a fake bithc cause im gona be reblogging so many gifsets from the series but between us ep 1 was soooo boring im so sor ry y g hj klfdsalk
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casualavocados · 2 years
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i dont know what to say bc i literally still to this day do not care for the romance genre unless its Really Really Good and i do not care about celebrities. it's just that ohm and nanon are Really Really Good and their acting scratches a very specific itch in my brain
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cvntdracvla · 2 years
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leSlut de lionCunt
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