#AUGH THIS MADE ME SO GIGGLY

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

HAPPY CECIL FUCKING PUNCHES A GUY DAY

[sleepygamerotaku]

sleepy selfship hcs

Paring:

Belhpegor, Scaramouche, Vil Schoenheit, Diluc Ragnivindr, L Lawliet, Dan Heng X me (? s/i??)

Prompt:

none

Content Warnings:

uhmm..?? insomnia, mentions of sleep issues idk i probably missed something

Reader pronouns:

not mentioned ig

Authors note:

it is almost 2 AM for me- i have not slept so uhm ignore any grammar mistakes i'm tired and too lazy to fix them- this is painful for my tired lil smooth brain to do ong- also uhm happy pride month i'll do a pride month related thing later ig-also my first time putting little uhm.. character qoute thingies on there so yea- also ik this is cringe but i'm tired and in a fruity sleepy mood also kinda too lazy to properly tag

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♡　I like to think that Belhpegor has made a nest in the attic with like a bunch of blankets and pillows and plushies he stole from me (like not the bed he has up there―somewhere behind the curtains probably)and he grew attached to it because of how long he was up there-

♡　With this in mind- in the wee hours of night Belphie will take me up there and like snuggle into the nest with me and like i play with his hair and we just sleep until it's already lunch and the brothers have to send a search party for us/j

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"C'mon...~ we can stay sleeping like this just a bit longer.. right?"

♡　Uhm i just like to think―totally not just bc i'm gay or anything― that Scaramouche really loves to cuddle. especially after a long and tiring day- like it doesn't matter if it's on a bed a couch or outside somewhere in the woods(he doesn't really like pda―honestly same― so if it's somewhere really visible it's an immediate no) he'll randomly kinda just- slink his arms around my shoulders or waist and rest his chin on my head. he'll also instantly fall asleep we're lying down and i fidget with the pads of his rough, slender fingers. just instantaneous comfort for both of us

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"..If you think I enjoy you playing with my fingers like this then- wait... don't stop... "

♡　Me, being the light sleeper i am, wake up to the slightest and movements of sounds and struggle to fall asleep. just in general. Vil, knowing this, complains about my horrendous sleeping schedule and how it'll worsen my already terrible eye bags. because of this Vil refuses to let me sleep alone because he thinks i'm doing this to myself. she's harsh to me but it's because he's genuinely concerned. she'll cuddle me until i start dozing off and will not move. a. single. hair. he'll help me with makeup if my eyebags get too bad though<33

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"Augh.. Potato, if you keep this up your beautiful face will be ruined with those pesky dark circles... though it rather suits you, love, i cannot allow your nights to be tiresome and sleepless."

♡　Due to how late Diluc trends to come home he's upset when i'm awake because it's very late but he's glad to be greeted by his boyfriend. almost immediately gets out of his work clothes and slips into bed with me. i like to think he sleeps without a shirt on so uhm... tiddie pillow soft and warm ♥

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"I've missed you my love.. I'm glad to be home after what feels to be a century... thank you for this"

♡　L is also just as guilty when it comes to having a bad sleeping schedule. but when he isn't busy―which is basically never― he'll try to sleep with me and he talks about anything and everything until i get tired bc he's gay like that-

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"Dear, I have an exuse to be awake at such unhealthy hours, but it's bringing me concern for you. Come, we'll sleep together for a while.."

♡　Hear me out tho- Dan Heng probably gives like the best cuddles ever. i just like to think that he'd hold me with a tight possessive grip but gentle and not enough hurt me. he's just too baby to ever actually hurt me on purpose. he'll try to caress my cheek but i just grab his hand and leave it against my face. this mentally kills him (in a /pos way ofc) he gets all blushy and giggly. he also gushes s lot when he's sleepy. just a lil habit of his<33

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"I really do not understand how I got so lucky.. what..? n-no... I'm not blushing.."

thank you for reading! reblogs are greatly appreciated<3 please don't copy/translate my works to different platforms.

[eddiediazes]

1, 6 & 17 for the fics ask ?

👍🏽 A fic you bookmarked recently

okay so like klmasdf i'm an old old man i keep my bookmarks on my web browser and also i've been letting the side down on it lately bc i’ve been reading at work or on my phone a lot so actually the last thing i bookmarked was peace was never an option by @trippedandfell which is absolutely worth a shoutout even though it is from may because it is. so positively delightful klmasfd it made me laugh out loud and it was such a fun little use of the soulmate goose which i do certainly have a soft spot for when it’s as well-executed as it is here so. if you haven’t read that fic i can’t recommend it enough.

😊 A fic that made you smile on a bad day

again there are klamsfd SO many i could do a hundred of these but right now i’m going to give it to just a coupla bogeys by my beloved friend @iinryer because i was in fact having a bad day when she posted it bc jkamsdf i’ve kind of been having a lot of bad days in the past month due to personal reasons but as i told her on reading this fic it is. made of sunshine!!!! happy, giggly eddie diaz waters my crops and clears my skin and makes me feel lit up from the inside and that plus general firefam shenanigans and silly call and buck facts..... truly this fic has every ingredient for just. the perfect fic to make me smile. it makes me so happy even just to think about it klasmdf

✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time

it’s gotta be stranger sunlight, still by @mmtions for sure. i still remember reading it for the first time and absolutely losing my shit throughout the entire last part of that fic but if i could erase my memory of how all of it happens so i could go back and experience that feeling all over again like. oh my god would i ever!!! identity porn is one of my favorite less common tropes and it’s pulled off here so well, and there’s so many great reveal moments and near-misses, the palpable longing and yearning is impeccable, the way that we can tell even from eddie’s skewed perspective what buck is thinking and feeling it’s just like AUGH, it’s all so good. but seriously that last part where they hash it all out is so satisfying and fun to read and delicious like - i love to reread it but the payoff on that the first time i ever did was SOOOO good.

[royalrastafariannaynays]

Dirk and John go on a date and Dirk tries to convince John that puppets are cool. Probably other stuff happens? (P.S. I love your work).

oh my god YES also thank you T_T and thank you for sending the request/ask!!! im sorry it was so late augh

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URBAN DEC(a)Y

It’s a cold night. Stupidly cold, for November, if you asked John. There’s no need, though. 

He’s already told you eight times. 

This dating thing is new. It’s strange and uncomfortable and it puts a giddy little pit in the bottom of your stomach that does flips and sings and it’s just annoying. You’re twenty-eight, for fuck’s sake. Aren’t people your age supposed to be getting jaded to the thrills of romance, putting down and thinking about what it would be like to finally say yes to that dude you could totally see yourself spending the rest of your life with in a boring and safely domestic way? 

Roxy said no, but you think she might just be apprehensive about nearing thirty. 

Dave said yes, but that’s probably just because you’re choosing to be giddy and happy with his best friend, and that puts him in a weird spot. 

They both said these things while they were offering (reluctant, on Dave’s part) advice on how to dress and act for your (second) date with John Egbert. Who ended up buying you tickets to go to a puppet show. 

Which you feel simultaneously troubled and flattered by. 

One: how did he know about this niche and very secret interest of yours. 

And two: he bought you tickets to an exhibition of your very niche and secret interest, because he wanted to make you happy. 

“I still can’t believe you’re wearing Roxy’s old lipstick, and it looks good on you.”

The words come as a puff of breath against your ear as you stand in the line to be seated at the downtown music hall where the show is being cased. The puff of breath is warm in the chilly nighttime air, and it makes you shiver. 

John laughs out loud, obnoxiously close to you and horribly smug. 

You shove him away, but neglect to remove your fingers from his. 

“Oh can it, Egbert,” you tell him, and feel your face heat. 

It’s that.

That quiet, hot feeling in your belly. That little spark of electricity that makes you want to get closer to him until you can’t stop. That little voice that’s keening at you to step closer, let yourself be looser, let yourself be more vulnerable to this haughty piece of bucktoothed shit.

The feeling entranced you. Maybe a couple of weeks ago, John dared you to come on the first date. Dave made a face at him from where he was laying across Karkat’s lap, and told him not to jerk his brother around. And before John could take it back, you shot your hand forward and shook his. Deal. The next night, you were going on a date. It was a cold night then, too. And John made you giggly, made you uncharacteristically excited. 

And it turns out you couldn’t get enough. 

Almost directly after closing your door, you could still feel his lips on yours, and you texted him to ask for a second date. 

It was a massively huge impulse move. And probably a mistake. 

John had the magnetism of a tornado, sucking people up into its whirl and tossing them around until it flung them back out. You saw it happen with Vriska, with Roxy. With several other men, and women. 

And you find yourself absolutely incapable of risking self-destruction. 

So now, you look into his jet blue eyes, and you wrestle your face into as straight a look as possible, and you raise your eyebrows. 

“Are you worried you might confuse me for my cousin?”

John splutters, and his face fills with red. Him dating both you and Roxy, albeit at different times, has been tossed around, discussed, and laughed about in your friend group for the entire past two weeks since the first date. 

He’s got a type, it seems. 

“At least I don’t like puppets!” he tries to protest, and you attempt to stretch your eyebrows even further, while winding your fingers tighter into his. 

“I acknowledge my weird shit, John,” you tell him. 

And he blushes so hard, and splutters again, and then like a can of Pillsbury Flaky Layers he busts out with a few guffaws that grab the attention of the people standing in front of you. 

“Yeah, okay,” he says. His hand leaves yours, then, and finds the middle of your back. Your fingers hang there, twitching, as your body adjusts to this new sensation. 

The usher comes back and leads you to your seats, near the middle, where the sound will be best, but you’re not too far away to see. A fancy puppet show. Only John. 

“Why do you like puppets, anyway?” he asks. And you’re still trying to figure out whether the somersaults in your chest are good or bad. You decide on good. 

“They’re creepy and kind of cool,” you mumble, shrugging. John matches your pace, sliding just a little closer to fit his hand on the dip of your waist, instead. Hrrk. “I made them as a hobby when I was a kid.”

John laughs. Oh boy. There’s the butterflies again. His laughing at something you said makes you happy, though. Being able to make this guy laugh is your new favorite thing. 

Holy shit.

He’s not a tornado.

He’s a hurricane. 

“Puppets are never cool,” he says to you. “No matter how cute you were as a kid. And I’ve seen baby pictures.” 

….Dave. 

“I’ll admit to that,” you reply, and shrug. 

John holds his hand out for you to go down the row first. You’re being wooed. John is wooing you. So that’s what the corsage pin was about. The corsage you’ve got in place over the breast of your jacket. 

John takes your hand again. 

“Yes, I’m seducing you,” he says. 

“Was I talking out loud?” you ask. 

“Yeah,” he replies. 

Huh. 

It’s terrifying being out of control. It’s scary not knowing what will happen next. But for the first time in your life, that rush… feels not as frightening as usual. Instead of apprehension, you have excitement. The kind of excitement that only comes with a new breakthrough in one of your projects. 

“Well, if you’re seducing me, puppets wasn’t a bad place to start,” you tell him, and force the corners of your mouth up into a rare grin. 

And John laughs so loud he gets shushed by the surrounding audience members. 

That night, he leaves your door again, smiling. Maybe with more than a little black lipstick on his mouth. 

[thebatmanofshadowhunters]

even #'s for the meme !

your least favorite face claims: *no offense meant-I’ll rp if you like/use them just- not fond of the fc that’s all* D*m Sh*erwood, Ar*ana Gr*ande,C*le Spr*se, T*ylor S*ift there’s more but just at the top of my head

face claims that you are dying to play against: Trans fcs/characters? Like there’s options people please. Matt Ry/an, Tom Wis/dom probs more but yep. 

your favorite fandom oc (or one of your favorites): I have to pick? Currently I would die for more interactions with Bo or like not going to lie part of me wants my Man- Nathan to get attention *I’ve almost made another blog for him because wow what an oc*

your favorite fandom character to have played: Alec in recent/Constantine because honestly what an Icon. In the past just tossing one out there that didn’t have the best life span- Elliot W/augh. 

a fandom character who you would like to interact with: His mother, Aline, Max, Madzie, Luke just yeah. Other fandoms I could go on for days because wow is there so many interesting threads that could exist. 

an rpg that you’re excited about: I don’t like rpg? Like I watched it ruin people I used to rp with, the drama, and most tend to be kind of meh. Plus I ain’t got the time,patience, and suck at calling people out on their shit so yeah not ideal for me.

your favorite rp friendship: No- this is unfair and slander! But uhh *looks an certain direction* the guilty parties do know who they are. Also that old rp buddy that I don’t see around as much anymore but I’d still get an ticket to feel their arms around me even just once. Our life changes, etc aside.

your favorite rp notp: I don’t have one? But like I guess sometimes for giggles I ship really absurd things *not problematic, gross ones but like ‘wtf did that come from’*

your favorite rp universe/world: *mourns what first came to mind* Anyways uhhh I really like the whole verse that’s superhero,etc and I get to write trans alec because honestly it’s what I didn’t know I wanted till it hooked its claws into me passionately 

your first rp character: Oh fuck- it was like the oc daughter of I/ron Man or something… Honestly something along those lines.

a plot that you’d like to play out: *slams hands on desk but winces* LISTEN. I want warlock Alec and him opening up to somebody. I want even more giggly/absurd first times. And honestly there is More than I could list. I want Bo crashing into one of the canon characters in this fandom and causing Trouble. Or Nathan befriending Magnus/falling in love or whatever. 

your favorite rp genre: Fluff, angst, fluffy angst, stuff nobody touches but should be addressed because excuse me mental illness does in fact exist canon just never addresses it properly or at all. Crack. 

a song you’d like to use to build a character on: Teenage Heartbreak Queen by Payale Royale (This could also make for an ship honestly and there’s so much potential and uhhh yeah)