#Aardvark

[pridescrolling]

PLEASE DO NOT TAG OR SEND TO NEIL GAIMAN

I made you a gift!

It's a cheesy bumpersticker style nudge to STOP SENDING NEIL GAIMAN

- fan therories about season 2/3

- your own theories about season 2/3

- other people's theories about season 2/3 (ESPECIALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION)

- your wants for season three

- things you don't want for season three (other people might want that!)

- YOUR FAN FICTIONS OR FAN ART

He has repeatedly asked not to bring these things to him. And even though his answers can be funny it can get him into legal trouble if what ends up in the show is similar to fan art/fics/creations

Please! Stop!

Bonus

Feel free to spread these around I'm so tired of the second hand embarrassment

[lazer-t]

3D Model Commission

Character belongs to @baysee

[joamaj-goodjomans]

[goobersplat]

Douglas Pink Ardie Aardvark Plush

My new mascot I think.

[drafthearse]

aardvark skeleton, University Museum Utrecht.

[outsidewolves]

[plusie]

[life-on-our-planet]

The world’s largest burrowing animal is the aardvark. It has an extremely acute sense of smell and powerful arms with shovel-like claws to dig down five to six meters. David Attenborough | BBC Earth

[nocternalrandomness]

"Switchblade"

[vintagewildlife]

Aardvark By: Unknown photographer From: Wildlife Fact-File 1990s

[bogcreacher]

May, may I.. humbly request.. a Wolf x Mako hypo dragonet..? 🥺 /Silly

YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN!

her name is Harp, like the seal! :)

my beautiful infant daughter who can kill me with a neurotoxin

also bonus Fennec and Haunted kid

[lazer-t]

Still renders of this 3D model commission

Character belongs to @baysee

[barksbog]

Her name is Salmonella

she already found a home but i still need everyone to look at her because i´m very proud of my daughter.

she has many talents:

glow in the dark

mochi minky beans

is heavy

glittery butt fur

snarfle

[mrcartulina]

I got inspired

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

An aardvark's long nose isn't just just for show; these mammals have an excellent sense of smell! One reason for this is the olfactory bulb, a structure that receives and processes neural input about odours detected by cells in the nasal cavity. The snout of an aardvark contains nine olfactory bulbs-- more than any other mammal!

(Image: An aardvark inspecting a termite mound at the Lincoln Park Zoo)

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[woodelfprince]

Earth angels who tap termite mounds and burrow homes for all of Africa's ground dwelling creatures.